Super Brook 3D Land

Prologue: Zee Tanooki Tree
Brook: Well, we have time before our next adventure. I heard Herbert's Inside Story got cancelled, so it will be a while before they think up a replacement.

Penquino: Yeah!

Mario: So... where did you say everyone was?

Brook: They didn't say!

Johnny: Well, our next adventure won't be for a while.

Larry: Ahem! Sorry, your next adventure is about to start! Just let me get my authoring stuff ready!

Brook: In the mean time, let's plant the Tanooki Tree in from of Hat's igloo so she will be surprised.

Larry: I willz do eet.

LarryBot: Nao !planting Tanooki Tree.

Tanooki Tree is planted.

Brook: YAYZ!

Penquino: You have a nice bot, Larry!

LarryBot: !pwning PENQUINO

Penquino: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Larry: The Brooktacular Contractor Dood told me some gag had to happen with each author soooo...

FLASHBACK

Shy Guy: MICKEY MOUSE THIS! MICKEY MOUSE DAT! MICKEY MOUSE! MICKEY MOUSE! MICKEY MOUSE! DO THE HOT DOG DANCE!

END FLASHBACK

Brook: That was the worst, Shy Guy.

Fourth Wall: How many times have you broken me already?

There is a message.

HELPZ US!

~Hat, LMGT and Broseph

Brook: OH NOEZ!

Brook runs away, leaving Penquino, Johnny and Mario behind.

Chapter 1-1: Brook Goes Tanooki
Brook: Hey! Where is my Princess Hat?

Johnny: Phew! I CAUGHT UP WITH YEW! Me, LMGT and Mario won't be in your party. BUTZ: We will be around giving yew tips! Anyways, I GOTZ YEW A MCPENGUINS FRENCH FRY! They give you your Princess Hat abilities. You can hit into enemies now, giving you an extra shot.

Brook: Sweet!

Johnny: And get a Super Leaf to turn into Tanooki Brook! Yew willz look SOOOOO cool!

Brook: OK! And Imma off! Cya around Johnny!

Brook crosses a small bridge, where there are some leaping coins, and a cheep cheep.

LarryBot: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! !pwn Cheep Cheep

Cheep Cheep: BLUB BLUB!

There are now a few Goombas, which Brook stomps on.

Brook: YAYZ! I GOTZ A TAKOONI SUIT!

LarryBot: !pwn A random Goomba

Random Goomba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Brook: JOHNNEH! LOOK WUT I CANZ DO!

Brook floats around zee sky, landing on a Paragoomba.

Johnny: YAYZ!

Johnny vanishes again.

Brook: OOOOOOO! Binoculars!

Brook looks through the binoculars and sees Penquino.

Brook: PENQUINO! YAYZ!

Penquino: HELLO BROOK :D!

Larry: You can tell he is desperate for a Party Member, eh?

LarryBot: Let's see! !pwn Desprate

Brook: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Brook gets !pwned SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO high.

Brook: YAY! ZEE FLAGPOLE!

Brook jumps on the flagpole and wins the level :D :D :D!

Chapter 1-2: Brook is Underground
Brook: YAY! AN UNDERGROUND LEVEL! YAYZ YAYZ YAYZ!

A Piranha Plant comes and bites Brook, making him lose his Takooni.

Brook: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Brook stomps on 9001 Piranha Plants.

Brook: HEY LOOK! AN INKY PIRNAHA PLANT! They remind me of Bloopers! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

LarryBot: !pwn DESPRATE

Brook: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Brook gets !pwned Even HIGHER than before!

Brook finds an orange flower, and eats it, and turns into FIAH BROOK :D!

Brook: YAYZ!

Brook keeps firing fire at all zee Piranha Plants underground, and reaches zee flagpole!

LarryBot: YAY FOR DESPERATE!

Brook: :D!

Chapter 1-3: Penquino Falls
Penquino: OH NOEZ! OH NOEZ!

Larry: Calm down! That means WATERFALLS!

Penquino: Wanna bet?

Penquino jumps down the waterfall.

Larry: Weird people!

Penquino: Yummy! An ocean donut!

Brook carries on, thinking she needs to jump down the waterfall as well, so she jumps.

Brook: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

GAME OVER!

RESTARTING CHAPTER 1-3 FOR BROOK

Brook: OH! I DON'T go down the waterfall! AHHHHHH! Where is my hat!

Larry: Go find a McPenguins French Fry.

Brook: NO!

LarryBot: !pwn Brook

Brook: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Brook: FINE >:(

Brook runs across the waterfall, and gets a McPenguin's French Fry!

Brook: MY HAT! YAYZ :D

Brook carries on and sees LMGT.

Penquino: HEY DOOD! WUZZUP!

Brook: Trying to complete this level! Wanna join zee party?

Penquino: No thanks!

Brook: PLEASE?

Penquino: No thanks!

Brook: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

LarryBot: !pwn THE MOST DESPERATE PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Meanwhile in China...

Random Chinese Guy: Sigh Ching Chang :( :( :( :( :( GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Larry: Ok then...

Brook: OK! See yew around LMGT!

Brook runs off, and starts singing the song: PENQUINO IS MY FRIEND! MARIO IS MY FRIEND! JOHNNY IS MY FRIEND!

Brook: YAYZ! ZEE FLAGPOLE! I DID IT!

Dora the Explorer: We couldn't have done it without YOU!

Fourth Wall: OW!

Dora the Explorer: Oh cr-

Brook: Keep it G Rated!

Dora explodes.

Chapter 1-4: Invincable Brook
Brook: HEY! It is a level with a moving platform! YAYZ!

Larry: Grrrr! LARRY BOT!!!!!!!!!!

LarryBot: !pwn Larry

Larry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Brook rides the platforms around the level, and he sees Mario.

Mario: Hey Brook!

Brook: JOIN ZEE PARTY NAO!

Mario: NO!

Brook: GRRRRRRRRR!

Mario: Anyways, take this Star! It will turn YOU rainbow!

Brook: And?

Mario: AND YEW ARE INVINCABLE!

Brook eats the star, and becomes RAINBOW BROOK!

Mario: Now run into that Goomba, Koopa Troopa and Hammer Bro, and then the Piranha Plant.

Brook runs off, hitting the Goomba, keeps on running, hits Koopa Troopa, then Hammer Bro, then when she tries to hit Piranha Plant, it runs out and she loses her hat.

Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mario explodes.

Brook :(

Brook: Time to find a McPenguins French Fry.

Brook finds a Takooni Leaf, and becomes Takooni Brook.

Brook: WAAAAAAAAAAA! I WANTED A FRENCH FRY!

Larry: *Rolls eyes* COME ON! THE LEAF IS EVEN BETTER! It is like 2 upgrades in 1 :P HAHAHAHAHA!

LarryBot: BZZTBZZTBZZT

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Roy: SHADDUPSHADDUPSHADDUPSHADDUP!

Brook jumps on the flagpole, and wins the level, and heads for the castle.

Chapter 1-5: Bowser's Castle
Brook: Meh! In Chapter 1? YEAH RIGHT!

Larry: OMG Just play along with the script!

Brook: WAIT! IT IS A FALSE BOWSER?

Larry: OMG YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE FOR THE READERS!

LarryBot: Now !pwning Brook

Brook: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Lands in Lava* GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Jumps back up to land*

Brook keeps running, (She still has her Takooni suit)

SKIP SKIP SKIP!

Larry: This is boring! LETZ SKIP TO ZEE BOSS!

Brook: YAY! BOSS TIME!

Boss: Bowser
Brook: This will be easy! JUST HIT ZEE SWITCH!

Larry: Stop talking to yourself!

Brook: FINE!

Brook hits Bowser with her takooni tail, and runs under Bowser, hits the switch, and Bowser falls into zee lava.

In is revealed that that was a FALSE Bowser, and was a Takooni Goomba, which got game overed.

Takooni Goomba: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I HATE BEING WEAK!

Brook heads out of the castle and finds Bro.

Bro: BROOK! IT WAS SCARY! A GOOMBA WAS TRYING TO WALK INTO ME!

Brook: *FACEPALM* They are WEAK! Come with me, you are joining my party!

Bro: YAYZ!

Larry: You were that desperate, hey?

Brook: Yeah!

Brook and Bro jump on the Flag, and are teleported to World 2.

Chapter 2-1: Marweeoh!
Mario: HEY BRO-

Bro: HI MARIO :D :D :D!

Mario: -OK!

Bro: GRRRRRRRRR!

Mario hits Bro with a Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Brook: Can you PLEASE join the party?

Mario: NO! NEVAH! I told you, me, Johnny, Penquino and sum oder pplz are heer to helpz yew guyz out. But nao dat yew haz Bro, yew don't need me!

Brook: NO! WE NEED YEW!

Mario: OKZ! Well, take zee tannoki leaves I findz!

Brook and Bro get Tanooki-ed!

Brook and Bro tanooki all zee way to the finish.

Bro: YAYZ! I BEAT A LEVEL!

The flag falls on Bro.

Bro: D'OH I MISSED!

Chapter 2-2: Bro gets Poisened
Brook: YAY!

Bro: D'OH I MISSED!

LarryBot: !pwn Bro

Bro: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bro falls into poisonous water.

Brook: YAY!

Bro heads underground, where Bro is floating an sewer water.

Bro: I CAN'T SWIM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bro falls down a sewer waterfall, and lands on a whole bunch of... well... stuff. Yew know WUT I AM TALAKING ABOUT RIGHT READERS?

Fourth Wall: OWIE!

Larry: Sorry!

Mario: WAIT! I forgotz to give yew zis letter

Brook opens it: It reads:

HAHA! World 2 is TANOOKI GOOMBA WORLD! Try and defeat us all!

~A Tanooki Goomba

Tanooki Goomba: Heh Heh!

Brook jumps on all the Tanooki Goombas, and Mario disappears.

Brook: D'OH I MISSED!

Brook: OH NOEZ! DISAPPEARING BLOCKS!

Bro: YAY! The sewer ends here!

Brook: YOU SMELLZ!

Brook pushes Bro down the disappearing blocks with they disappear.

Bro: D'OH MORE SEWER WATER!

Brook runs along the disappearing blocks, using his tanooki suit from 2-1, and reaches a pipe out of the underground.

Brook: I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF! YAYZ!

Brook does the Hot Dog Dance all by himself.

Shy Guy: HAHAHAHA!

Larry: I AM NOT SHY GUY!

LarryBot: !pwn Shy Guy

Shy Guy: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

Larry: BROOK! SHADDUP! LIKE MY BROTHER SAYS!

Roy comes and beats up Larry, and we go to Chapter 2-3.

Chapter 2-3: Platformy Skies
Brook: OH NOEZ! WE NEEDZ TO FLY!

LarryBot: !pwn Bro

Bro falls down the level, and somehow lands on the flagpole, hurting himself.

Bro: I DIDZ EET!

Brook: WOOT!

Bro goes onto World 2-4 alone.

Brook: Awwww.

Chapter 2-4: Bro vs Brook Cube
Bro: Wut zah heck!

Brook gets teleported, and Bro is suddenly wearing a BLUE I Heart My Puffle Tee.

Larry: LETZ MAKE THINGS INTERESTING! These platforms switch every time a person of that color jumps so yeah. Dunno about zee title tough.

Brook jumps, and hops onto a red, Bro jumps and hops onto a blue, and see a platform with Fire Flowers on them.

Paratroopa: OH NO YEW DONT!

Bro jumps on Paratroopa, and Brook jumps on a few more.

Brook fires at a Goomba.

Bro: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Brook: LOL!

Bro: Dis game eez EASY!

Brook and Bro get teleported onto the next level because Larry getz board!

Chapter 2-5: Boom Boom Appears!
Brook and Bro end up on an airship filled with Monty Moles. They throw fireballs at all of them, and find a hidden pipe to Boom Boom's lair.

Boom Boom: ME LIKE PURPLE! :P :P :P!

Brook: Me too!

Bro: Oh yeah, gotta love zee purple!

Boom Boom: Yew may pass!

Brook: OK THX!

Boom Boom opens a pipe for Brook and Bro.

Pom Pom comes.

Pom Pom: YEW ARE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT DEM YEW MORON!

Boom Boom: Oh!

Pom Pom leaves.

Boss: Boom Boom
Bro jumps on Boom Boom, and he spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins around liek CRAZEH!

Woooooooooooo!

Woooooooooooo!

Wooooooooooo!

Brook jumps on Boom Boom again.

Boom Boom: WHY YEW LITTLE BOOM BOOM!

It made me dizzy, ZEE AUTHOR!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boom Boom crashed into the pipe, and headed into it, and Brook and Bro followed.

Boom Boom fell off the tip of the airship, and Johnny, Mario and Penquino are there.

Penquino: WOOT!

Brook, Bro, Mario, Johnny and Penquino all jump on the flag together.

WOOT! CHAPTAH 2 COMPLETE! ONTO WORLD 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook: Can yew join zee party yet?

Mario: NOPE!

Johnny: Uh uh!

Penquino: BYE BYE!

Chapter 3-1: The Dry Dry Desert
Brook: YAYZ! I GETZ TO CLIMB UP A PYRAMID!

Bro: Me too!

Larry: No! YEW GUYZ GET !PWNED UP THERE!

LarryBot: !pwn The Party

Brook and Bro: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Brook crushes some Wallops on the way.

Brook and Bro reach the flagpole, and on to 3-2!

Chapter 3-2: Bro Lake
Bro: YAY!

Calliou comes.

Calliou: YAY!

Calliou pushes Bro down the lake, and he gets eaten by an eel.

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Calliou: That looks like fun, Rosie!

Rosie: ME TOO! ME TOO!

Calliou and Rosie jump down the lake and also get eaten by the eel.

Calliou and Rosie: YAY!

Calliou drops a letter from Hat. It reads:

HELP ME! BOOM BOOM IS TAKING ME TO THE WORLD 3 AIRSHIP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Brook gets a Fire Flower, kills some Cheep-Cheeps and Bloopers, and reaches the flagpole. W00T!

Larry: W00T!

But where is Bro...

Chapter 3-3: Zee Underwear Drawer... BROOKTACULAR WAYZ!
Bro falls asleep.

Larry: We are in a MAGICAL One! Because this story is so boring, we are going to skip to the FINAL LEVAL!

IMMA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!

Suddenly, Brook and Bro end up in Special 8 Crown, with Brook, Bro, LMGT, Hat, Chill, Lucas, GGD and Darkhorse.

Special Chapter 8 - Crown
FASTFOWARD TO JUST BEFORE ZEE BOSS!

This is how boring this story is, and how much I don't wanna cancel it though...

RAAAAAAAAAWR!

Brook: Final Boss Time! (Finally!)

Final Boss: Boom Boom and Pom Pom
Everyone jumps on Boom Boom and Pom Pom's Head, and they die. The End

Epilogue: ...
MOST BORING STORY EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''THE END!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!'''