The Johnny Journal Constitution/1

'''I am very bored. I will go and see what the sports section is like.'''


 * Blue Team Wins Hockey Game!
 * Team Blue most prepared for soccer season in May!
 * Blue Team is the most preferred team, recent studies show.
 * Join the blue team today! By calling 1-555-123-4567!

'''They didn't have anything worth reading for sports. I hate the blue team. I only saw one red team thing.'''
 * Red Team loses baseball game in Brazil.

Why does Brazil even matter here on Club Penguin Island?

Turn the stupid page!