Brookventures/Brookventure Houses 1

Prologue: Brookelas' Igloo is BORING
Brookelas was sitting in his igloo doing nothing.

Brookelas: I hate being bored! I NEED ADVENTUREZ WITH MAH FRIENDZ!

?: Hey! I LIKE WRITING STORIES!

Brookelas: ... WHO IS THIS????

There was this cricket noise, and all of a sudden, Brookelas found himself in front of a house. It seemed like some of Brookelas' Friends also were there. He arrived at a house called Goomba Acres, and this is where it begins...

Chapter 1: Goomba Acres
Brookelas: Where am I? That sign says: GOOMBA ACRES?!?!?!?!

Homer Simpson: DOPE!

Brookelas: Leave.

Homer Leaves.

Brookelas: There isn't anyone home, but this is a nice home.

Homer: You smell yucky.

Brookelas: I thought I told you to LEAVE!

Homer leaves again.

Brookelas: WOW! They have a working SHOWER! I thought Goombas were dumb!



Brookelas: Ahhhh! REFRESHING! I wonder what is in the Backyard.

Brookelas runs to the backyard.

Brookelas: A TRAMPOLINE! I WANNA BOUNCE ON IT! PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

In front of the house, Goombario and Goombella were there.

Brookelas heres talking, so he goes inside the house, and sees Goombario and Goombella.

Goombario: I like fuzzy beards!

Goombella: Please! I need to use the potty.

Goombario: First you gotta listen to my Chinese Song.

Random Chinese Guy comes and sings with Goombario:

I LIKE TO EAT! EAT! EAT! Chinese Food with FUZZY BEARDS! I like to...

Goombella just goes to the bathroom.

Brookelas: So Goombario, let's become FRIENDS! Wanna join my party?

Goombario: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goombella: No fair!

Brookelas: Goombella, wanna join my party?

Goombella: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brookelas: ALRIGHT!

Goombario and Goombella both pick up garbage.

Klutzy enters.

Klutzy: I CLICK YOU =)))))))(((((=

Boss: Klutzy
Party:
 * Goombario(10/10)
 * Goombella (10/10) <---

Klutzy: CLICK!

Goombario: Zzzzzzz

Brookelas: Jump!

Klutzy: Owww! (9/10)

Goombella; Headbonk!

Klutzy: ... (7/10)

Klutzy claws Brookelas.

Brookelas: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWE MOMMY! (8/10)

Brookelas: I will use my HAMMER!

Klutzy: KLICKY! (5/10)

Goombella; That's it! MULTI HEADBONK!

Klutzy dies (0/10)

Goombario: I JUST HAD A DREAM GOOMBELLA FINISHED KLUTZY OFF!

Goombella: WHY YOU LITTLE!

Brookelas: OH NO! I think we are leaving!!!

Goombario: NO! OUR HOME!

Chapter 2: Cheep Cheep Trails
Goombella: Where the heck are we?

Goombario: SILLY PPLZ EVERYWHERE!I LIKE CHINESE FOODZ!

Author: ???

Brookelas: Who is this author dude?

Author: My name is Brookelas! I come in peace!

Brookelas: ...!

Chill, Mario and Penquino come running over!

Chill: HEY THERE!

Penquino: IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU! WE GOT WARPED AWAY FROM OUR IGLOO WHEN...

2 hours later

......zzzzzzzzzzz..........zzz

Mario: YAYZ!

Author: Let's spice things up! (Throws pebble at Mario's head)

Mario runz in circles

Penquino: Oh No! I AM SCAREDZ!

Mario hits a tree, falls into the ocean, then farts

Chill: I better go and calm him down. That won't be easy at all!

Mario Runz around the house like crazy!

Penquino: Hey! I will join your party!

Brookelas: Ok!

Goombella: AWWW! Us Goomba's can do this all with Br...

Brookelas: SHUT UP!

New Party Member: Penquino

Mario: Get a job Brookelas.

Goombario: haha!

Brookelas: NO!

Mario: At least get a life!

Goombario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Kid eats Goombario.

Goombella: ...

Brookelas: HAHAHAHAHHA!

Penquino: HAHAHAHAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoy!

Chill: ...

Mario: ...

Random Chinese Guy: ...

Brookelas: Well, that is my life =)!

Mario: YOU DUMMEH! ARE PEA GEE!

Brookelas: Not now! WE NEEDS CHILL!

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Chill

Boss: Mario
Mario: Heh heh hh! (15/15)

Brookelas: At least we got an upgrade (20/20)

PARTY:


 * Goombario
 * Goombella
 * Penquino <-
 * Chill

Penquino: ALRIGHTZ!

Brookelas: SURFBOARD WHACK!

Mario: Awww =( (10/15)

Penquino: Ninja Kicks

Mario: I quit! (7/15) Actually I DON'T!!

?: It is time for me to reveal who I am! I AM... MICKEY MOUSE!

Mario: YAY!

Mickey Mouse: By the way, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is on NEXT, ON DISNEY JR.

Mario: YAAAAAAAAYZ! (Runz away from Are Pea Gee).

Chill: Random

Goombario: As

Goombella: Cr-

Brookelas and Penquino: KEEP IT G RATED!

Mario: Hey! Lemme join your partiez!

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Mario!

Mario: HEY! I HEAR THE OCEAN! RUNZ

Brookelas: OH NO! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Goombella: WOOT!

Goombario: Shut up.

Chapter 3: LMGT'S Cliffside Restaurant
Brookelas: WOAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! WE AREZ ACTUALLY HERE!

Mario: YAYZ

Chill: ...! WOOTTTTTTTZ!

Goombella: According to teh script, we need to talk to LMGT.

Fourth Wall: OUCH!

Lucas runs outside

Goombario: ...

Lucas: I AMZ HEREZ!

Brookelas: ok then...

Lucas: LMGT ran out of icing for donuts.

Chill: Makes sense.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Lucas

Lucas: LMGT runs this restaurant. He got help from me and Johnny. Johnny wants to close this place down, but LMGT wants to improve it.

Mario: BORING!

Lucas: Let's go repair the kitchen.

Chill: HOLY CRUD THIS SUCKS!

Goombella: BARF!

Goombario: We better improve on it =(

Mario: But dats for LOSERZ!

Chill: Exacly why YOU are gonna fix it by yourself Mario!

Mario: MMMMM

Chill: JK! Letz all pitch in.

2 HOURS LATER

Goombario: Zzzzzzz

Brookelas: GOOMBARIO! YOU NEVER HELP US!

LMGT comes home

LMGT: HOLY SH-

Everyone except LMGT and Goombario: KEEP IT G RATED!

LMGT: OK! Well, I am joining the WINNING TEAM!

Goombella: The Winning Team?

LMGT: Yeah! I was out investingating to see what was causing these problems. Someone is behind all this making us leave our igloos. You fought Klutzy, a big clue! And who made you fight Mario?

Goombario: Eye Dee Kay!

Chill: No Goombario! THE AUTHOR!

Author: YIKES!

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

New Party Member: LMGT

LMGT: Come on Johnny! Letz join this team together!

Johnny: OK!

New Party Member: Johnny

Woah hold it!

Party Member Lost: Johnny

Johnny: THATS RIGHT!

Boss: Johnny
UPGRADEZ TIME!

Brookelas haz 100 health!

Penquino - !SUPERPWN

Johnny: What happened?

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Johhny!

Johnny: Oh no!

Mario: Here we go again!

Chapter 4: Seahorse' Boathouse
Seahorse: Tee hee! Welcome to my boathouse! YOU ARE FUNNY!

The whole Party: ...

Hat: Don't worry, he says that to everyone!

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Sea

Sea: I still think you are funny! TELL ME A JOKE!

Brookelas: ...

Hat: You see, Shark also lives here. Well, kind of! He is always in and out of the house.

Chill: And?

Sea: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is sooo funny!

Author: I love playing around with Sea's mind!

Penquino: HEY! REVEAL YOURSELF!

Author: NEVER!

Hat: Let me help!

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Hat

Shark: Hey guys!

Hat: Hi Shark!

Brookelas: Hey Shark.

Shark: Hey Brookelas. Hey Hat! Sea, whats wrong?

Johnny: Use your amazing ninjarabbit revealer!

Hat: NINJA RABBIT TRANSFORMATION!

Hat jumps into the author booth and pushes him onto the boat.

Chill: WHAT? It is a Yellow Goomba with one buck tooth and a stoopid pair of elf ears?

Hat: NO!!

Sea: HEHE! He is ZeFronk!

ZeFronk: NO STOOPID! *Puts Sea in a bed*

Boss: ZeFronk
ZeFronk: WE WASH OUR HANDS TO MAKE THEM NEAT BEFORE WE FIX OUR TASTY TREAT!

The Party dies due to awful singing by ZeFronk.

GAME OVER?????

Chapter 5: Bob Omb and More Gallery
The Party wakes up in a new location.

Bobette: OH NO! BROOKELAS! GOOMBARIO! SEA! OTHER PEOPLE!

Ms Mouz: ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HUNK OF CHEESE HERE!

Ms Mouz looks at LMGT, and a piece of cheese is sitting on top of him

Warehouse Mouse: MINE!

Warehouse Mouse explodes

Ms Mouz: Let's stop him!

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Ms. Mouz

Bombette: ME TOO!

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Bobette

Brookelas: Who is this new author? The new author SUCKS at spelling some names

Random Chinese Guy: I am the new author!

Brookelas: OH NO!

Goombario: CR-

Everyone except Goombario and Random Chinese Guy: KEEP IT G RATED!

FLASHBACK

Goombario eats Random Chinese Guy

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Goombario tries to do a multiheadbonk but...

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Goombario fails.

END FLASHBACK

RDNM CHNSE DOOD PERSON: Hoyhoyhoyhoy

Br00kwafffffffffffffffff: WHAT IS GOING ON?

Nelson (from teh Simpsons): HA HA!

Nelson explodes, and so does Random Chinese Guy.

Brookelas: THAT's IT! NO MORE AUTHOR FOR NOW! I WILL WRITE IT AS WE GO!

LMGT: Who else lives here?

Ms. Mowz: No one! We want people to move in!

Bobbery and Parakarry enter and say: Defeat us and we will join the Party AND move in here!

Bombette and Ms Mowz: ITS ON!

Boss: Parakarry and Bobbery
Parakarry: We just want Ms Mowz and Bombette to fight us! GO AWAY BROOKELAS AND REST OF PARTAY!

Bobbery... well ... bombs the party away

IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION

Brookelas: Hey! We are in the next location! We are in 