Oriental Express/1/2



You saw a hot chick there. You started talking to her.

You:"Hi."

Girl:"Hey."

You:"Can I have your phone-"

Suddenly, a male penguin walked in.

Male penguin:"What are you doing with my wife?!"

You realized that he's the head of the Ghee Hin Kongsi - a Tong society in San Anderrie. The Ghee Hin owns 4 tin mines here. This guy has over 450 local miners under his lead. Internationally, he is the boss of 65,000 penguins.

Doing what an ordinary penguin would do when faced with an angry mob boss, you ran away.

Mob Boss:"Who is he? A Hai San?"

Bodyguard 1:"No sir. He is a civilian."

Mob Boss:"Oh, I was gonna invite him to play Baccarat at the gambling car."