Stupid Novels: The Stupid Pizza

Prologue: A Note from Mario902
Hey! Thanks for buying this book. If this is the first time you read a stupid novel, this book is COMPLETELY FICTIONAL! This is about Broseph and I eating at the LM96 Island Pizza Hall. It's not as good as you think. Enjoy this stupid novel!

Chapter 1: To LM96 Island We Go!
I was at Gate A10 of the Penguin City Airport. You see, Broseph invited me to close down the Island West Mall. I forgot to mention that Broseph was next to me. Samantha is the lovely Penguin Air employee. I have a crush on her. The plane was a Snowing 737-600. It's the perfect plane for the PCI to LIA route. I never saw that in days! The dance was entertaining. The takeoff was smooth.
 * Intercom: Passenger Mario902 and passenger Broseph16 to board the plane.
 * Samantha: Have a nice flight!
 * Broseph: So, we sit at seats 1A and 1B?
 * Me: Yup!
 * Flight Attendant: Welcome aboard Penguin Air. Instead of the normal safety demonstration, we will do a safety dance!
 * Broseph: We're gonna take off!
 * Me: Is that Brook on the plane?
 * Broseph: Yup!
 * Me: Good thing I got my MC1 bot. !Pwn Brook!
 * MC1 Bot: Ok! Now !pwning Brookelas!
 * Brook: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Broseph: Sweet!

Chapter 2: Arrival
Okay. THAT had to be the weirdest thing ever. The baggage claim was empty as usual. Broseph has checked in 15 bags. It's a good thing that five bags are free. A big BANG! was heard. Well, we went on the bus. Finally.
 * Intercom: Welcome to the LordMaster96 island. We are an abandoned island. Enjoy your stay!
 * Broseph: Let's get our bags.
 * Me: Sure!
 * Intercom: Abandoned Tours bus is now arriving.
 * Me: Come on!
 * Broseph: Just a sec.
 * Broseph: My last bag is arriving!
 * Random Penguin: The carouse broke AGAIN!

Chapter 3: Pizza?
to be continued