(Not So) Elite Penguin Force: The Runaway Oreos

Prologue: Stolen Oreos
It was that time of year again in Club Penguin... The time of furry creatures running around being chased by their masters who accidentally let them loose. It was the Puffle Party! So, in Chill's Igloo, Orangey, the head puffle, decided to have their Annual Cookie Convention.

Orangey: Okay gang! It's time for the Annual Cookie Convention!

Sunburst, Crumbs, Pilot, Shamrocker, Blizzard, Arrr, Bubbles, Pudding, Sunshine, Jumpy, and Blueberry were all very excited for the meeting. Speedy, however, was a lot less enthusiastic.

Speedy: Oh great. Every Puffle Party, the Mischievous 4 always do something crazy while our master is out exploring. Ugh...

Chill wasn't in his igloo, as usual. He was out getting a "surprise". Anyway, everybody gathers around Orangey.

Orangey: So, we do a joke! We take all the Oreos and run away with them! Then, we get far enough and eat them.

Speedy: Cookies, huh? I'm totally in!

The puffles all hop into the kitchen and steal all the Oreo packs. They run out of the house with them, dropping crumbs as they go. A few minutes after they leave, Chill comes back with a Black Puffle.

Chill: Guys, come meet your new brother Roy! ...Guys?

Chill looks in his room, then the kitchen, until he's searched every room in his igloo. Suddenly Roy starts licking the floor.

Chill: Roy don't- Uh oh...

Roy: ?

Chill sees the crumbs leading out the door.

Chill: D'oh I missed!

Roy: ...

Chill gives Roy an O'Berry and puts him in a new Black Bed.

Chill: I'll be back later Roy! Bye-bye!

Roy Koopa: SHADDUP!!!!

Chill: Wrong Roy.

Roy Koopa explodes. Chill walks outside of his igloo and sees the trail of crumbs leading into the Town.

Chapter 1: Trackin' Down The Cookies
Chill: Let's see... Maybe I'll call Mario to help.

RING RING!

Record Player: It's time for Sesame Street!

Chill: >.<

Chill hangs up and decides to go to Mario's igloo himself.

A gust of wind blows a piece of Freddy's shack into Chill's face.

Freddy K: Whoops!

Chill: Ugh...

Chill goes past Freddy's Shack and to Mario's Mansion. He rings the doorbell. No answer. He rings it again until he's rang it, uhh, how many times?

Shy Guy: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVER 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!!

The President of Dumbness explodes.

Chill gives up and opens the door himself.

Elmo: Elmo's World! Elmo's World!

Chill: Elmo?

Elmo: AHH! Elmo run away now!

Elmo flees to the second floor. Chill follows him and finds 1 WB$ on the stairs. It turns into chocolate somehow, and Chill eats it.

Chill: Mmm, chocolate money...

Elmo: That's him!

Cookie Monster: C IS FOR COOKIE AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Elmo flees to the third floor, dragging Cookie Monster with him. Chill follows, and finds more Chocolate WB$, and eats it again.

Elmo: That's him!

Cookie Monster: C IS FOR COOKIE AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow!

Elmo: Can't you listen to Elmo instead of saying your catchphrases?!?

Mario: Chill! Help us!

LMGT: Elmo tied us up!

Chill: Why does this seem so familiar? :/

Chill unties Mario and LMGT but they automatically get tied up again.

Elmo: You will never rescue them!

Chill: Oh yeah? POOKIE ARMY, I SUMMON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!11!!1!!!!1!!!!!!1111

The Pookie Army runs over Elmo and Cookie Monster and they explode. Lightning McQueen jumps out the window.

Pookie Army: WE DOVE BEING IN A STORY!

Orange: Hey! Hey Pookie Army! Hey Pookie Army HEY!

Pookie Army: What is it tasty fwoot?

Orange: WALL!

???: NOBODY BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL! NOBODY!!!!!!

The Fourth Wall crushes the Pookie Army and they vanish. Chill unties Mario and LMGT.

Chuggaaconroy: Time for the epic voice! MARIO JOINED YOUR PARTY!

LMGT: What about meh? :|

Chuggaaconroy: LMGT JOINED YOUR PARTY!

LMGT: Woo! ^_^

Fourth Wall: Uh, hello?

Chill: Blah blah blah- oh hi. Anyway, as I was saying, blah blah blah blah blah-

Fourth Wall: ARRRRRRRRRGH! THAT'S IT!

Boss: Fourth Wall
Fourth Wall: Tee hee! I am invincible!

Chill: Saying "tee hee" makes you seem like a girl or a 2-year old :|

Fourth Wall: GRR! Well I am invincible anyway!

Chill: I doubt it. SUPER COMBO OF THE PARTY BLAH BLAH BLAH DONUT HAT MALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

Fourth Wall: What the...

The Fourth Wall explodes.

You didn't get any star points because we were too lazy!

Chill: :|

Chapter 2: A Star Spirit?
Eldstar emerges from the pile of bricks that the Fourth Wall left behind.

Eldstar: Oh my aching mustache...

Chill: Whoa! I didn't know we were collecting Star Spirits!

Eldstar: Well I will follow you.

Chuggaaconroy: ELDSTAR JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!! ...I think.

LMGT: I'm hungry!

Chill completely forgets about the Oreos.

Chill: Me too...

Mario: LET'S HAVE PIZZA!!!!

They run off to the Pizza Parlor, completely missing the trail of Oreo crumbs. Now Chill's puffles are even further away! Yup, I bet Chill and his friends will get sidetracked. A lot.

LMGT: We want 9001 pizzas!

Pizza Parlor Manager: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Pizzas coming up!

Eldstar: Sooooooooo...

Eldstar goes to play the piano but gets crushed by the lid. Caesar, the chef, brings the pizzas to The Party.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

They eat all the pizzas.

Eldstar: Hey! I wanted one!

Mario: Too bad!

Eldstar: :|

They get up and leave.

Pizza Parlor Manager: Hey! The bill is flooding the Pizza Parlor.

LMGT: Too bad!

Pizza Parlor Manager: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWIM FOR IT!

Pizza Parlor Manager and Caesar start swimming through the bill to the door.

Chill: Whoa! How did that happen?!?

Club Penguin is now a big maze from the bill which has pretty much turned the entire island into a forest.

Geno: You're lost in my maze now! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Eldstar: This is boring! I'm leaving!

Eldstar flies away.

Chill: Good. He was boring anyway.

Millennium Star: I heard that!

Chill: I thought you were Eldstar!

Shy Guy: My bad!

Shy Guy turns Millennium Star back into Eldstar. Then he digs into his bag of pretzels.

Mario: Um, which way is the Forest from here?

LMGT: This way!

LMGT starts heading off in the direction of the Snow Forts.

Chill: No, this way!

Chill heads off into the Forest.

Mario: Eek! Which one do I follow?

Chill: EEK! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Mario and LMGT run to the Forest and knock Chill over.

Chill: Thanks a lot. NOT!

Eldstar: MWAHAHAHAAH! I am back!

LMGT: Dood, you're a good character! You aren't supposed to have an evil laugh!

Eldstar: That's what you thought! MWAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

Eldstar turns purple and transforms into Doopliss.

Doopliss: YUKYUKYUKYUKYYKUYKUYKUYKYUYKUYKYUKYUKYUK *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*

Boss: Doopliss
Doopliss: Heehee! Time for my super duper OVER 9000 bill attack!

Doopliss takes the bill and slaps The Party for a looooooong time. Chill and Mario faint.

LMGT: :O

Doopliss: Huh? How are you still conscious?

LMGT: I have extra padding, dood! :P Time for mah special attack! !eat Doopliss

DoodBawt: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Doopliss: What the?!?

DoodBawt eats Doopliss and the entire bill.

LMGT: Nice one, dood!

LMGT and DoodBawt high-five. Then LMGT pulls out two Mushroom Sodas and uses them on Chill and Mario.

Mario: Wut happen?

LMGT: I beated Doopliss :D

Doopliss: GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.

Goombario explodes.

Chapter 3: I Forgot!
Mario: So, Chill, why did you come to my mansion anyway?

Chill: Umm... Because... Err, oh yeah! So we could slide on the slide!

Chill drags Mario and LMGT to the Dojo Courtyard, where they get on the new loopdeswoop slide. What they don't know, however, is that the slide leads straight into the lava.

Herbert: MWAHAHAHA! YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP!

Chill: EEK!

They reach the end of the slide and miraculously, fall onto a pebble.

Herbert: What the... No matter! SUPER VOLCANO DESTROYER THINGY 3000!

Mario: OH NOES!

The Fire Dojo starts falling apart. The pebble cracks in three.

Chill: MARIO!

Mario: CHILL!

LMGT: MARIO!

Mario: LMGT!

Chill: LMGT!

LMGT: CHILL!

Herbert: KLUTZY!

Chill: HERBERT!

Herbert: MARIO!

Mario: FOURTH WALL!

Fourth Wall: LMGT!

LMGT: KLUTZY!

Herbert: ARGH! MY HEAD!

Sensei freezes the Fire Dojo, kicks Herbert off, and The Party safely escapes. For now!

Chill: Note to self. Never go on that slide again.

The slide falls down and crushes the Fire Dojo. It sinks into the lava.

LMGT: Durr... Imma bored!

Chill: Wanna meet my new puffle?

Mario: Sure!

They go to Chill's Igloo.

Chill: Roy? Roy where are you?

Roy Koopa: SHADDUP!

Chill: Wrong Roy.

Roy wakes up and hops out of bed, eager to see Chill.

Chill: Guys, this is my new puffle, Roy!

LMGT: He's cute!

LMGT pets him. Suddenly something dawns on Chill.

Chill: Where are the other puffles? EEK! I remember now! I remember why I came to your mansion!

Mario: Why?

Chill: My puffles ran away with my Oreo cookies!

LMGT: THEY STOLE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD? THIS IS A DISGRACE!

A huge blizzard wipes over Igloo Lane and the Town for a few seconds. They proceed to go outside.

Mario: Oh no! The Oreo tracks are gone!

They head to the Town. They see a lime green penguin with a Music Jam Cap leaning against the Night Club.

Chill: Uhh, have you seen a bunch of puffles carrying a box of Oreos?

The Penguin: No I haven't, @%)&@%). Now buzz off.

LMGT: OH EM GEE ITZ FUNKID!

Funkid: You're darn right @)^%*&@)&%)!!!

Boss: Funkid
Funkid does the Weird Hat Dance. The Party somehow gets poisoned.

Funkid: MWAHAHHA!

Chill: D'oh I missed! BLAA!

Chill throws up on Funkid. Funkid retaliates by using Swear Words.

LMGT: EEK! !eat Funkid

Funkid: Huh? WAAAAAAAAAAAH @%(*&@)#($&*)@(%^&)(@*#%^&)(*@#^&$)(@^#$)(*^@#($

Doopliss: Hey.

Funkid: Yo.

Chapter 4: Quest for FOOOOOOOOD
Chill: I just gotta ask, are we gonna store all of the bosses in DoodBawt?

LMGT: Hopefully, yes :D Then when they go crazy from being stuck inside of him for sooooooo long, we will train them to be on our side and store them back in DoodBawt, then unleash them all on the final boss >:D

Chill: Oh hey Brook!

Brook: Hi Chill :D

LMGT: What'cha doin?

Brook: I'm planning Season 3 of Brook vs. Bro!

Chill: But we've only done ONE episode of Season TWO!

Brook: I like to be ahead :D But it's getting boring... Tell you what. I'll help you on whatever fiasco you're in.

Chuggaaconroy: BROOKELAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: That's gonna get old...

Silver: IT'S NO USE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silver explodes.

Mario: Look! Oreo crumbs!

Mario sees the trail at the Dock.

LMGT: Woohoo!

A knight steps in front of the party.

Sir Locks A Lot: HALT!

Sir Locks A Lot's igloo falls out of nowhere, right on the Oreo trail.

Sir Locks A Lot: Turn back. Now. Or I'll !pwn you!

Sir Locks A Bot 3000 appears.

Chill: Not if we !pwn you first! Marweeoh, give him a taste of his own medicine!

Mario: !pwn Sir Locks A Lot

LM96Bot comes and throws Sir Locks A Lot to the moon.

Mario: Good boy! Here, have a cookie!

Mario throws a cookie in the air. LM96Bot eats it.

Chill: Now, to enter...

LMGT: !eat Sir Locks A Bot 3000

Sir Locks A Bot 3000: BZZK. ERROR.

DoodBawt eats the bot. Then they go inside the igloo, which grows to 9001 times its size.

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVER 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: D'oh I missed! Let's just go around- D'oh I missed.

LMGT: Wut?

Chill: The door is locked.

Businessbot: Hello all.

Chill: It's Businessbot! Go away!

Businessbot: I'm not supposed to be in this Cog HQ anyway, so sure.

Businessbot flies away.

Mario: I didn't know he can fly!

Brook: There are lots of things we don't know. Like how to tie a tie!

Chuggaaconroy: I can ^_^

Shy Guy: Hmm... Your name is too long...

Shy Guy nicknames him "Chugga".

Chugga: Yay!

Chugga explodes.

Chill: Ooh... Doors!

The door on the left reads "FACTORY". But the door on the right reads "BOSS".

Mario: Into the boss!

Mario runs into the BOSS door but gets caught and thrown out.

Brook: Better go in the Factory...

Chill: La la la... What's this for?

Chill starts punching and kicking at a beam.

Brook: O_O

LMGT: DOOD! DON'T!

Chill destroys the beam and the ceiling cracks. It starts cracking even more and the party starts running for the door, but three cogs stop them.

Cold Caller: Halt!

Telemarketer: You aren't getting out without a fight!

Name Dropper: Yeah!

...

Chill: Hurry up and battle us!

Cold Caller: Why won't the battle start?

Name Dropper: We need somebody to use a starting phrase.

Telemarketer: You should have missed my call.

The battle begins. However, the ceiling cracks enough that it breaks and falls on the cogs, crushing them.

Name Dropper: D'oh I missed!

The whole factory falls apart, and all the pieces sink together and form a stairway to the top. The party goes up, and they see a silo. They enter, and find 4 more Cold Callers, and the Factory Foreman. He burps.

Cold Caller 1: Don't burp when we have company!

Factory Foreman: Don't push me around! !pwn Cold Callers

Cold Callers: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Their suits fall to the ground. Chill, Mario, LMGT, and Brook each pick one up.

Factory Foreman: Bwahaha! I am invincible!

Mario: BUTTON! *_*

Mario presses a button and a hole opens up in the wall.

LMGT: SWITCH! *_*

LMGT hits a switch and a platform springs up under the Factory Foreman, sending him flinging out of the Factory. The Party gets covered in dust, and Sir Locks A Lot's entire igloo (with the Factory) sinks into the snow and vanishes, but the entire party stays frozen where they are. The dust explodes, and they fall to the ground.

Uberfuzzy: BWAHAHAHA!

Chill: Oh noes! It's Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe, Joeyaa and... Some guy whose name I can't quite remember!

Stinky Pete: It's Stinky Pete! But I'm not Wikia Staff, so bye!

Stinky Pete explodes.

Boss: Wikia Staff
Sannse: We have epic boss music! Therefore, we are INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Chill: Actually, your music is (Not So) epic...

Scarecroe: HEY! That's it! Scare Crows!

Scarecroe scares away all the crows. But, there are no crows!

Brook: Check this out!

Brook slaps Joeyaa repeatedly.

Joeyaa: Durr...

LMGT: Finish him off! !eat Joeyaa

DoodBawt comes and eats Joeyaa.

Sannse: I will finish you off!

Sannse throws a penny at Mario, but he collects it. Then he whacks Sannse into Scarecroe with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet, damaging them both.

LMGT: !eat Sannse !eat Scarecroe

DoodBawt eats Sannse and Scarecroe.

Uberfuzzy: Wahaha! I am invincible!

Brook does his slap move.

Uberfuzzy: *no effect*

Factory Foreman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The Factory Foreman falls on Uberfuzzy, crushing him.

LMGT: Mmm, perfect opportunity! !eat Factory Foreman

DoodBawt eats the Factory Foreman.

Chill: Uberfuzzy is dizzy! I'll use my epic punch of epic!

Chill punches Uberfuzzy and he goes flying towards the horizon. He completely goes around the planet in a few seconds and hits Chill.

LMGT: !eat Uberfuzzy

DoodBawt eats Uberfuzzy.

Chapter 5: Punching Bag
They follow the Oreo crumbs to the Beach, where they see Bro pasted onto the Lighthouse.

Bro: A little help?

Brook: OK! !pwn Bro

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chuggaaconroy: BROSEPH JOINED YOUR PARTY...? Well, when he lands anyway.

Bro lands and joins the party.

Shy Guy: Hey! How did your name get long again?

Shy Guy turns him into Chugga again.

Chugga: :D

Chugga explodes.

Chill: Oh great.

Mario: What?

Chill: The trail of Oreos leads into the ocean! We can't follow it anymore!

All of a sudden, a bridge appears with the Oreo trail on it.

LMGT: Look! It's the final boss castle! :D

Chill: But it's only Chapter 5!

Shy Guy: Hehehe...

They go across the brdige and almost get to the castle, but Count Bleck appears out of nowhere!

Bro: EEEEEEEEEEEK!

Count Bleck: Bleheheheheheh! Count Bleck says you will not reach this castle yet! Mwahaha!

The Void appears and destroys the section of the bridge that connects with the castle. Then the bridge starts falling apart.

Count Bleck: See you later! Or not... BLEHEHEHEHHEHEH!

Count Bleck vanishes.

Bro: Argh! The first chapter with me as a party member, and something bad happens! Hurry!

They run across the bridge which is falling apart right under Bro's feet.

Bro: >:(

Chill: Haha!

A stick of TNT destroys one log, making the section the party is on start to float away. They make it to the next section, and almost make it to the island, when the Fourth Wall blocks their path!

Fourth Wall: MWAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED!

Boss: Fourth Wall
Bro: BRO DISTRACTION!

Bro sends spaceships flying everywhere, then he throws a bomb at Fourth Wall.

Fourth Wall: FOOL! That attack only took away half of one HP!

Bro: -.-

Orange appears out of nowhere.

Orange: Go birds go! Go birds go!

The Party moans. Suddenly - crack!

Chill: AHH! THE BRIDGE!

The bridge breaks, sending Fourth Wall and the party into the water. However, Bro falls first, and everyone lands on him.

Mario: Go that way horsey!

Bro: Grr... !pwn Mario

Pwnbot 9001: ERROR. Cannot !pwn master. Now !pwning Bro...

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chill, Mario, LMGT, and Brook safely fall onto the island.

Bro: -____________________________________________________________________-

Mario pulls out the Stinky Old Boot and kicks Bro with it.

Bro: OW!

Brook: Isn't the battle over already? :/

Chapter 6: What Are You Doing?
Penquino: Mmm, I love eggynog...

Chugga: PENQUINO JOINED YOUR PARTY!

Penquino: Don't scream in my ear :| !pwn Chugga

Chugga dodges because he is so awesome.

Chill: Why are we at the Town again?

Mario: I dunno.

Penquino's eggnog bottle shakes and busts open, flooding Club Penguin in a eggynoggy mess.

Chill: Just great. Now the Oreo crumbs are washed away.

LMGT: I just installed a new command yesterday! It should come in handy! !drink eggnog

DoodBawt drinks all the eggnog.

Uberfuzzy: ARGH!

Factory Foreman: The eggnog is getting into my circuits! Fazzizle!

Mama Luigi: YOU NEED THE NEW SHAMWOW!

Mama Luigi explodes.

Chill: AHHH! THE COOKIE CRUMBS!

The cookie crumbs fall back into place at the Beach and lead to the Ski Village.

LMGT: Up zah Ski Hill...

Donkey Kong: I'm Donkey Kong! Yay!

Marshmallow: MY LINE!

Marshmallow explodes.

Donkey Kong punches the Ski Hill and it falls over making it impossible to climb.

Bro: I'm so awesome! I can climb it! Watch!

Bro tries to climb it but falls down a few seconds later.

Donkey Kong: DK want bananas! You give him bananas! Otherwise you no pass!

LMGT pulls an old, completely brown banana out of his pocket and throws it at DK.

Donkey Kong: DK no like!

LMGT gets hit with it.

Donkey Kong: I send my troops after you!

Donkey Kong throws a piece of cardboard at LMGT. LMGT recycles it.

Donkey Kong: NOOOOOOOOOO! MY MOST ELITE TROOP! MR. CARDBOARD!

LMGT: ...

Donkey Kong looks at his picture of a piece of cardboard which a face drawn on it and cries.

Donkey Kong: OOK OOK! YOU WILL PAY!

Donkey Kong sends WATuDOIN after the party.

WATuDOIN: WATuDOIN?

Penquino: Perfect time for me to come into this story :|

Boss: WATuDOIN
Chill: By the way, I heard that there's gonna be a thingamajig called Club Penguin Jr.! If so, we have to create a new series!

Bro: That sounds babyish :|

Mario: Perfect for you Bro!

Bro: -__________________________________________________________-

WATuDOIN flies around with his balloon!

Penquino: He never had that ability before!

WATuDOIN: Too bad!

WATuDOIN summons rocketships to attack the party. Everyone dodges except Bro.

Bro: *no effect*

Brook: Actually Bro, you are all out of HP.

Bro: AWW SHOOT!

Bro faints. Mario pulls out his Machine "Gum" and pops WATuDOIN's balloon with it. Somehow he gets stuck in cotton candy.

LMGT: !eat WATuDOIN

DoodBawt: OM NOM NOM NOM!

Chapter 7: Jungle Hijinx
Donkey Kong: OH NO! YOU DEFEAT DK'S TROOPS! DK SAD NOW!

Mr. Cardboard: Hi!

LMGT: He's real? O_o

Mario: (whispering) No, he's a robot I'm controlling.

LMGT: Oh.

Mr. Cardboard explodes.

Donkey Kong: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mario: Oops.

Donkey Kong teleports the party into a place The Hardest Jungle Level Evar!

Chill: This is it?

TRY 1

Chill starts running forward and the ground collapses under him.

Chill: D'oh I missed!

TRY 2

Chill jumps over the ground that collapsed last time and lands on a ? Block which explodes on contact, and he sends him onto the piece of ground which collapses under him.

Chill: D'oh I missed!

TRY 3

Bro: I wanna try!

Bro flaps his flippers and jumps and flies really far and flies into an invisible spike and gets knocked out of the sky into some lava.

Bro: D'oh I missed!

TRY 4

LMGT rides across all the traps on a donut, but gets hit by a piece of popcorn and gets sent flying far away...

LMGT: D'oh I missed!

TRY 5

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Brook flies across the whole level and lands right next to the flagpole.

Brook: I made it gu-

The flag falls on Brook and crushes him.

Brook: D'oh...I...missed...!

TRY 6

Mario beats up all the traps with his Blah Blah Blah Mallet, but a black hole sucks it up and the ground collapses under him.

Mario: D'oh I missed!

Many, many, many tries later...

TRY 9000

Chill: I believe I can fly!

Chill flies with some cardboard cutout wings but they break halfway and he falls into a pit.

TRY 9001

Bro: It's over 9000!!!!!!!!

President of Dumbness: NO!

The President of Dumbness teleports the party to the flagpole. They all jump on and they run into the castle. They appear back at the Ski Hill.

Donkey Kong: WHAT?!? YOU GOT THROUGH?!?

Brook: Mhm.

DoodBawt throws up Factory Foreman's arm and it thwacks Donkey Kong.

Factory Foreman: My aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm...

LMGT: !eat Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong: OOOOOOOOOOOOK!

???: OOOOOOOOK!

Diddy Kong appears out of nowhere.

Diddy Kong: Noooooooooo! You ate him! I'll show you! Ook ook!

Boss: Diddy Kong
Mario: This will be easy!

Mario hits Diddy Kong with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Brook lands on Diddy Kong.

LMGT: !eat Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong: Ooooooooooooooooooo...

Chapter 8: BOSS TIME
Shy Guy: Foreshadowing is epic :D

LMGT: Fore-wut?

Shy Guy: ...Nevermind.

Johnny: Hi guys!

Mario: Hi Jonneh!

Chugga: JOHNNY JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doopliss: Just in time, too... YUKYUKYUYKYUKYYUKYUYKYYUYKYUKYUK! I know how to bust out of here!

Uberfuzzy: Cool.

Doopliss transforms into a bomb.

Factory Foreman: HE HAS A BOMB AND REFUSES TO TAKE HI-

Chugga somehow slaps the Factory Foreman even though Chugga is outside of DoodBawt and the Factory Foreman is inside.

Chugga: That's our joke!

???: Yeah!

NintendoCapriSun, ProtonJon, and JoshJepson appear out of nowhere.

Factory Foreman: Uhh, okay O_O

The Runaway Guys explode. Doopliss explodes as well, destroying DoodBawt and sending him flying everywhere in pieces.

LMGT: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Doopliss: YUKYUKYUK! BOSS RUSH!

Boss Rush!!!
LMGT: OH NO! Now we have to fight Doopliss, Funkid, Sir Locks A Bot 3000, the Factory Foreman, Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe, Joeyaa, WATuDOIN, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong all at once. :/

Doopliss: This is harder than the final boss >:)

Factory Foreman: How did I get my arm back? O_o

LMGT runs off like a chicken.

Mario: Just great. !pwn All The Bosses

Bosses: *no effect*

Mario: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? O_O

Doopliss: We have the Launch Resistance badge :D

Chill: Hey Mr. Robot!

Sir Locks A Bot 3000: ?

Chill: Let's play Rock Paper Scissors!

Chill picks rock and throws it at him.

Sir Locks A Bot 3000: ERROR. INTERNAL MAINFRAME COMPROMISED. OPENING faint.exe AND EXECUTING. NOW FAINTING.

Sir Locks A Bot 3000 falls onto the ground.

Bro: Sorry EPF!

Bro pushes the Everyday Phoning Facility forward to crush the Factory Foreman, but it falls backwards and squashes Bro instead. It springs back up to its normal position.

Brook: BAD YODELING POWERS ACTIVATE! Yodel-ey-ee-hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111

Brook's yodeling causes an avalanche which crushes the Factory Foreman.

Orange: Hey! Hey Potty-Mouth! Hey Potty-Mouth HEY!

Funkid: WHAT IS IT YOU #^)*&$^)&@*($@#)(@&*$?!??!?!!??!?!?

Orange: SOCK!

Mario stuffs a sock over Funkid's head.

Funkid: MPPPH! *gasp* MPPPPPH! *gasp* MPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPH!

Funkid faints. He drops an M&M out of his hat and Mario eats it.

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Uberfuzzy: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHH!

Brook slams right into Uberfuzzy sending him into the Everyday Phoning Facility.

Uberfuzzy: Ouch...

Doopliss: Take this! FALCON PAUNCH!

D'oh you missed!

Doopliss: >:\

Johnny: What does this do?

Johnny puts his drumstick in a pencil sharpener and it makes the bosses faint somehow.

LMGT: I'm back! Meet DoodBawt 2.0!

DoodBawt: Greetings!

LMGT: !eat all those fainted bosses

DoodBawt eats them all.

Chapter 9: I'm Soooooooooo Crabby!
Chill yawns.

Chill: I'm sooooooooooooooo tired!

Klutzy: Click click?

Mario: Nobody cares.

Klutzy: Click :(

Johnny: Look! The Ski Hill has been turned into the Halloween Party! Weird...

They follow the Oreo crumbs up the Ski Hill.

Scarecroe: SURPRISE!

LMGT: GAH! How did you get out of DoodBawt?

Scarecroe: Silence, nonbeliever! And it is I who added the Halloweens to this mountain!

Fawful: I HAVE FURY!

Fawful beats up Scarecroe.

Scarecroe: Owwwwww...

Fawful explodes.

LMGT: !eat Scarecroe

DoodBawt eats Scarecroe again. The Halloween stuffs go away.

Chill: Race you guys down the Ski Hill!

Everyone gets on sleds and they race down. Chill is in first but he gets sent in last when Mario throws TNT at him. Bro wins but...

Chill: Did I mention it was a slow contest? :3

Bro: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Klutzy comes out of nowhere. He pinches them, sending the party back to Igloo Lane.

Klutzy: Clickity click ^_^

Mario: You silly crab >:(

Boss: Klutzy
Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Brook squashes Penquino.

Penquino: D'oh I missed!

Chill rewires LM96Bot so Brook won't get !pwned when Penquino tries.

Penquino: Aww :(

Mario whacks Klutzy with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet, but Klutzy chops Mario into a ton of pieces with his claws.

Mario: ...

Johnny kicks Klutzy into the sky.

LMGT: !eat Klutzy

DoodBawt flies up and eats Klutzy and lands.

Klutzy: Cliiiiiiiiiick!

Chapter 10: Harbutt P. Bear
Some waves of stuff teleport the party to Herbert's Hideout. He isn't home, though.

Penquino: Cool! TAKE ALL THE STUFF!

LMGT: I'm bored.

The Party starts taking everything.

LMGT: EAT ALL THE FOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats all the food in Herbert's fridge and cupboards. He finds some chocolate chip cookies in the oven and takes those as well.

Shoe Fly: Hi Penquino!

Penquino: 'Ello govna!

Johnny: CK, I thought you got over that already.

Penquino: I've told you 9001 times, it's Penquino, not CK! !pwn Johnny

Johnny getting !pwned blasts a hole in Herbert's roof.

Bro: CHILL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Chill: Relax! It's not like I'll destroy something like when I completely wrecked the Sellbot Factory a few chapters ago!

Bro: But you don't even know what that computer does!

Meanwhile, at the EPF Command Room...

Rookie: Gary, what does this blinking light mean?

Gary: Yay! My coffee is done!

Gary drinks his coffee.

Rookie: Not that light, this light!

Gary: EEK! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! MUMU!

Dot: What?

Jet Pack Guy: Huh?

PH: Where?

Gary: GET THE METEOR 3000!

Gary flings the Meteor 3000 into the sky... and it crushes the Everyday Phoning Facility and destroys everything in it. Except for the EPF Command Room, even though that's pretty much everything.

Gary: Oh no! Get the Bricks 3000!

Gary shoots bricks into the sky... and they boomerang back and hit him in the head. He shoots them again, and they boomerang back again and somehow rebuild the Everyday Phoning Facility. Except now there is a cardboard sign that says "Elite Penguin Force Headquarters In Here! Please Do Not Enter!" and a bunch of random penguins start coming in.

Jet Pack Guy: GAH!

Gary: OH NO! WE MUST DESTROY EVERYTHING!

Gary runs to the VR Room and rebuilds Herbert's Popcorn Bomb. He detonates it, and it destroys the Everyday Phoning Facility and EPF Command Room. The agents are covered in ashes, but the random penguins don't have the slightest scratch. The System Defender lands, and the system is almost completely destroyed.

Rookie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY FISH RECIPES!!!!!

The system gets destroyed, which triggers a bomb that was underground and it wipes out the Ski Village, all the buildings, and the Ski Hill.

Fisherman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Fish: Yay! I'm saved!

Mullet comes and eats Fish. Meanwhile, back at Herbert's Hideout...

Chill: I lost the signal.

Bro: Umm, yeah, lemme teleport to the Ski Village and see if everything is alright.

Bro presses the Teleport button but it just comes up with a screen that says NO SIGNAL. The Spy Phones don't work anymore, because all the receivers were in the Command Room.

Chill: What does this do?

Chill presses a button on the keyboard that says Self-Destruct and the computer blows up. Herbert appears out of nowhere.

Herbert: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? My beautiful hideout! You destroyed my beautiful hideout!

Bro: ...And the EPF.

Herbert: Wha? YAYZ!

Chill: Now we have to battle you! WAHAHA! *cough*

Herbert: Well, since you destroyed the EPF, I like you now! I will help you lots!

Brook sticks a vaccine in Herbert's arm.

Herbert: YOW! What the... BATTAL!

Boss: Herbert P. Bear, Esquire
Chill: SUPER FIST OF THE PLASTIC CUPS: PAPER PLATE ATTACK!

A bunch of plastic cups and paper plates come and pelt Herbert on his arm.

Herbert: ...Take this!

Herbert ground-pounds Chill and squishes him. Then he uses flattened Chill as a boomerang and knocks out everyone except the weakest party member, Bro.

Bro: *no effect* Heehee

Bro slips on a banana peel which hits Herbert. Then Bro lands on a button which opens a trap door under Herbert.

Herbert: I'll remember thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!

Bro revives the party. All of a sudden, Herbert comes back up in the Hydra.

Herbert: KLUTZY! STOP THEM!

Fireball: We're back, fools!

Thunderbolt: You completely messed it up. We were supposed to say that the NEXT time we battle them!

Fireball: Oops.

Iceman: I never get lines :(

Mario loads his Machine Gum with snowballs and shoots it at Fireball, knocking him out.

Fireball: GWAH! D'oh I missed! BOOOOOOM!

Fireball explodes and Herbert jumps in Thunderbolt.

Chill: I hope he doesn't hit my party hat! One hit and it's gone forever!

Thunderbolt shoots a beam at Chill's party hat. However, it bounces back and blows up Thunderbolt.

Chill: Heehee!

Herbert jumps in Iceman who freezes everyone. Suddenly a tree breaks open to reveal somebody!

Chugga: CYLLY JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cylly: I haven't even been mentioned in this story before and Chugga already says that :|

Cylly runs over Iceman in a steamroller. The steamroller, Iceman, and Herbert all vanish.

Herbert: KLUTZY! STOP THEM!

Klutzy shows up and a random Magenta Puffle comes and attacks him.

Magenta Puffle: Oops! Magenta Puffles aren't out yet!

The Magenta Puffle explodes.

Chill: Next time we see her, I got dibs on her. I already picked out a name for her - Sarah.

Saraapril: :)

Saraapril turns into a flower and disappears.

Chapter 11: Misfortune of the Elite Agents
Koopa Medic: Oh no! They are unconscious!

Koopa Medic stuffs Gary, Rookie, Jet Pack Guy, Dot, and PH onto the same stretcher and hauls them away to Club Penguin Island's Hospital: Generic Name Edition. The Party arrives.

Brook: Chill! What did you do?

Chill: Now that I think about it... The icon I clicked on DID say System Defender...

facepalm

Shy Guy: Never fear, underwear is here!

Shy Guy throws some underwear into the sky which rebuilds the Ski Village, Ski Hill, Ski Lodge, Everyday Phoning Facility, and Command Room somehow.

Mario: YOU MAY KNOW EVERYTHING IM GONNA DO BUT THAT WONT HELP YOU BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOURE GONNA DO! INTERESTING ISNT IT!

Bro: I think you need a mental evaluation.

Bro gets hit on the head with an anvil.

Chill: That's one for you and here's one for your little mental exploration or whatever >:D

Chill drops a safe on Bro's head.

Bro: Ow!

Chill: And here's one for all the times you've kicked Marweeoh and I in revenge >:D

Chill drops a grand piano on Bro's head.

Bro: OWWWWWWOOOOOOOO! Since when was all that on top of the Everyday Phoning Facility?

Shy Guy: Oops. I guess there were a few extra things in my underwear besides the Ski Village.

Johnny: That sounded wrong.

LMGT: Heh, I knew you'd say that. Considering your personality and all.

Penquino: Guys! Look what I found in the Gadget Room!

Penquino holds up most of Wheel-Bot, sans an arm.

Wheel-Bot: Bzzzrk.

Penquino: Aw cr-

Snow-Bot: KEEP IT G-RATED!

Jet-Bot: Yeah!

The bots attack.

Boss: The Test Bots
LMGT: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Cylly: What's wrong?

LMGT: I forgot to have DoodBawt eat Herbert :(

Cylly: You tried that in a deleted scene, but he exploded.

LMGT: So how is he here right now?

Cylly: You rebuilt him in another deleted scene.

Wheel-Bot comes and picks up Brook.

Brook: Hey! Whaddaya doing?

Wheel-Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Subject BRKLS, Brook.

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Snow-Bot: BOT POWER!

Snow-Bot uses magical things to get the Factory Foreman out of DoodBawt.

Factory Foreman: Error... Circuits scrambled... Gears broken... No effect... Error... BURP... !pwn Cold Caller... Reloading files... Vice President... Files lost... Error... Error... Attack mode on... Attacking first person... Locked on. Now attacking.

Factory Foreman smashes all the Test Bots together, resulting in a mess of gears. He trips and falls into the pile.

LMGT: !eat Bot Pile

DoodBawt eats all the robots.

Chapter 12: What About The Bridge?
Cylly: Oops! I forgot about the bridge!

Mario: How do you know about it?

Cylly: I found out in a deleted scene.

Bro: We must cross it!

???: Did somebody say CROSS?

MC1 appears.

Chugga: MC1 JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bro: Hai MC1.

Cylly: Hai MC1.

Bro: My line! !pwn Cylly

Cylly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Brook: I believe I can fly...

Brook runs to the edge of the bridge, jumps, flaps his arms, and... falls into the water.

Chill: Uhhh...

The Fourth Wall flies past for no reason.

Mario: I know how to fix the bridge! We need to go to Mr. Elmhurst's place all the way on Pandanda to get some wood!

Johnny: Um 1, the castle is closer, 2, we don't have a boat, and 3, what the heck is Pandanda?

Mario: ...Yes we do >:)

The Migrator suddenly pulls in and Rockhopper gets off. The Party hurries onto the ship and they hijack it and start sailing towards the tip of South America.

Mario: I love hijacking this thing!

They land on Pandanda.

Questy: Scorn scares me!

Penquino: Huh?

Questy: Nothing!

Questy explodes.

LMGT: That was weird.

The Party runs a marathon few feet to West Market Street where they buy some wood from Mr. Elmhurst.

Mr. Elmhurst: Do come again!

They run back to the Migrator, load the wood, sail towards Antarctica, until...

BOOM!

MC1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The wood scatters all over Club Penguin, and The Party crashes through Hat Pop's window.

Hat Pop: WHOA!

Hat Pop's shelf falls over, spilling all the Bunny Ears she has. Suddenly a Happy Smiley falls off from behind them. Chill picks it up.

Chill: What is this, Hat?

Hat Pop: Oh, some thing I got years ago. I totally forgot about it an-

Chugga: HAT POP JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hat Pop: I did?

The smiley jumps away out the window but nobody notices.

LMGT: Aww man... The wood...

Suddenly Hat Pop's house gets crushed to pieces but somehow The Party dodges.

Hat Pop: Nooooooooo my igloo!

Bowser: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA- *cough* Blargh!

Kammy's broom sputters to Bowser's side. Oh yeah, Kammy is on it too. But she isn't important!

Kammy: Hey! !pwn Shy Guy

LM96Bot: Error. Malfunction. Now !pwning Kammy Koopa...

Kammy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kammy lands back on her broom perfectly.

Boss: Bowser and Kammy
Bowser reaches into his pocket (does he even have pockets?) and throws M&Ms at the party.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats them all. Bowser pulls a Twizzler out of his pocket and starts beating up LMGT with it, but he takes it out of Bowser's claws and eats it.

Bowser: You're so stubborn! Kammy! Do the spell!

Kammy pulls out a bottle with a green potion on it, laughs like an old lady, and pours it on Bowser. Suddenly he shrinks.

Bowser: GAH! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMY! THAT WAS THE WRONG POTION! I'M SMALLER THAN A MOUSE NOW!

Chill steps on Bowser. Suddenly Kammy pulls out a burrito that is purple for some reason and Bowser turns back to normal. Then she pours a blue potion on him and he goes gigantic but reverts back after a few seconds.

Bowser: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?

Kammy: That potion isn't quite perfected yet. Care for some Snizzle Fizzle?

Kammy pours a yellow potion on Bowser that seals him in a bubble.

Bowser: Hmm... Bubbles... I love it!

Chill pops the bubble with his party hat and sends Bowser falling into a ditch because he's so heavy that he made the ground collapse.

Kammy: EEK! Retreat!

Kammy flies away and teleports Bowser back to the castle.

Chapter 13: More Cogs, That's Just Dandy
Chill: Oh dear!

Cold Callers, Telemarketers, and Name Droppers come from the sky. Suddenly they start taking over buildings!

Brook: EEK!

Brook falls into a box of clothes outside the Gift Shop and gets crushed by a falling Cog Building.

Bro: Brook just got crushed by a 3-story building >:P

Bro suddenly gets crushed by a falling Cog Building that replaces the Coffee Shop.

Chill: To the Boiler Room! Run!

The remaining party members go to the Boiler Room when- CRUNCH! The ladder falls down and the Night Club is taken over. Suddenly Herbert appears in the Earthquake Driller.

Herbert: MWAHAHA! Say goodbye to your noisy buildings!

Herbert plows over all the new buildings and the old buildings reappear.

Mario: You failed! :P

The Earthquake Driller explodes and destroys all the Cogs.

Orange: Hey! Hey funnybirds! Hey funnybirds HEY!

Mario: Oh no it's Orange again...

Orange: Hey funnybirds hey!

Bro: What?

Orange: KNIFE!

Everyone dodges Knife except for Brook and Bro.

Orange: WHOA!

They revert to normal, and LMGT picks up a blueberry muffin and eats it. Then they run away from Orange.

Orange: Aww man...

Chill: Hey look! Sellbot HQ!

Sellbot HQ turns into cardboard and explodes, cuz I don't want it in this chapter.

The Barber: Hey red penguin!

Mario and Bro: Which one?

The Barber: The one with the 'stache!

Mario: What do you want?

The Barber: You need a shave!

The Barber starts chasing Mario around trying to shave off his mustache.

Mario: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chugga: I will save you!

The Barber: OH NO! IT'S CHUGGAACONROY! SO... MUCH... EPIC... I CAN'T HANDLE THE EPIC!

The Barber explodes from an epicness overload. Chugga leaves.

GGD: Hi guys!

Chill: Hey GGD!

Chugga: GGD JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kammy: Eeeheehehee!

GGD: Oh noes! It's Kammy and Kamek!

Kamek: Eeeheehehee!

Penquino: You know, that laugh fits Kammy, but it makes Kamek sound like a girl.

Kamek: >:(

Cold Caller: Count me in!

Chill: How are you still alive?

Cold Caller: I'm leftovers! I broke out of a styrofoam box in a deleted scene!

Boss: Kammy, Kamek, and Cold Caller
Kammy starts shooting magic at the party but they dodge.

GGD: Super TV of skating and junk!

A huge TV set plows over them all.

Cold Caller: I goes boom! Bye-bye! *explodes*

Kammy: Insolent little star kid!

GGD: I'm a penguin :|

Kammy crushes GGD with a huge block.

Cylly: TAKE THIS YOU DUMB THINGY!

Kamek freezes Cylly in time.

MC1: Oh yeah?

MC1 starts beating up Kammy with his tour guide sign, but she grabs it and knocks him out.

Chill: Oh no, we are going to lose, what ever will we do.

Chill drags Kammy and Kamek to the Ski Village.

Kamek: What are you doing?!?

Chill climbs to the top of the Everyday Phoning Facility and pushes a safe off. However, it misses Kamek and squishes Bro instead.

Bro: -___________________________________-

Chill throws a flower pot on Kammy's head. Then he squishes them both with a grand piano, and Bro lifts the safe off himself - and gets squashed by an anvil.

Chill: Haha ^_^

Kammy: Durr...

The Magikoopas faint. DoodBawt overloads and spits out all the bosses from before and they go flying away.

LMGT: Aww :(

Chapter 14: Puffle Trouble
Shy Guy: This chapter is a special intermission with Chill's puffles!

Speedy: How much farther, Orangey?

Orangey: Just a little bit...

Speedy: But I'm hungry!

Orangey pelts Speedy with half of an Oreo cookie. He eats it. Suddenly they find a cave with a door. But inside...

Herbert: The time has come to put an end to penguin party nonsense once and for all! With my souped-up Hydra machine... OF DOOM!!!!!!!

Klutzy: Click!

Herbert: And now, the final step... arm the detonator!

Herbert screws a screw into the detonator. And that sentence sounded weird, but whatever. Anyway... Klutzy starts dancing to the beeping noises the detonator makes when... DING DONG! Klutzy tries to touch the button but...

Herbert: Don't touch that! And tell whoever that is to go away!

Klutzy jumps off the table and lifts his claw up to press it. Herbert swipes it away.

Herbert: Get the door!

Klutzy goes there and sees Orangey with a box of Oreos. They go inside.

Herbert: What? Get that puffle out of here!

Klutzy: :(

Klutzy and Orangey go to the door. He opens it and Sunburst and Crumbs are outside too. Herbert slams the door on them.

Herbert: Klutzy! No more interruptions! And no more puffles!

Herbert pokes Klutzy's eye.

Klutzy: Woo woo woo!

Herbert: What the... How did they get in there? *gasp* THE DETONATOR! KLUTZY, STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!

Klutzy runs to stop them, but starts dancing with them. Herbert picks up the detonator, and the puffles follow it everywhere he moves it. So, he walks to the door with it, and opens it, when all of Chill's other puffles (sans Roy) burst in and knock Herbert over.

Herbert: GRAAAAAAAAA! Where is it? Where is it?

Speedy: Not cool dude.

Speedy steps on the detonator. The Hydra activates.

Fireball: What the... GET US OUT OF HERE! SMAWROAWHRPSBLTSGLSETOSHTOSRBLSRUGBLSGHSLGIHSOLHOIHTOEATHAPTEAPTEAHTOAHTIGBKEUAHT!

Thunderbolt and Iceman help Fireball to unleash havoc on Herbert's hideout. Suddenly the puffles notice Sarah trapped in a cage. Herbert turns the Hydra off, takes the Oreos, and throws all of Chill's puffles in the same cage.

Fireball: Thanks >:/

Herbert starts eating all the Oreos. Meanwhile, back with the party...

Axem Rangers: SURPRISE!!!!

Boss: Axem Rangers
LMGT: I know what to do!

The Axem Rangers start fighting the party, while LMGT runs behind them and looks for electrical plugs.

Axem Red: Take this you interlopers!

Axem Red swings his axe at the party. Everyone dodges except for Brook.

Brook: Oow...

Axem Black: This is our moment o-

LMGT rips Axem Black's electrical plug out and he malfunctions.

Axem Black: D'oh I missed!

Axem Green: EEK! Everybody pan-

Axem Green falls apart.

Axem Pink: Oh dear, oh dea-

Axem Pink falls apart.

Bro: Axem chain broken!

Mario: ...

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT and Axem Yellow start fighting over a cheeseburger. Meanwhile, Axem Red starts to attack the party but Chill knocks him out.

Axem Yellow: MY CHEEZBURGER!

LMGT: NO, MY CHEEZBURGER!

Axem Yellow and LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Chill: I gots me an idea!

Chill pushes LMGT away and Axem Yellow eats the cheeseburger.

LMGT: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

LMGT delivers an epic punch to Axem Yellow and destroys him.

Chapter 15: The (Not So) Ultimate
LMGT: Now I wanna cheeseburger.

Chill: We'll pass a McPenguin's on the way to the Wilderness.

LMGT: Oh goody!

They arrive at the McPenguin's location at the Ski Hill.

SecuriMeow: Welcome to McPenguin's, penguins.

SecuriMeow opens the door.

Chugga: CARRIE JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carrie: No I didn't!

Carrie explodes.

York: RAWR! I want a new job!

LMGT: Yodood! I want a triple cheeseburger with large french fries, and a large soda.

York: Okay... SHOOP DA WHOOP!

The stuff gets magically made in three seconds. LMGT eats it all in two seconds.

LMGT: OMNOM!

Chill: Hey York!

York: I can't stand this job... RAWR!

Johnny: Why don't you quit?

York: Because I accidentally scratched one of Francis' Starship X-Naut DVDs. Now he's forcing me to work here for two years.

Mario: LET'S DEFEAT THE LIZARD PERSON!

Chugga: YORK JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They go to the THE BOSS room.

Francis: Nerr... This is so hi-technicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

York: I wanna quit!

Francis: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boss: Francis
Francis: Nerr herr herr! You will never defeat me!

Francis turns invisible.

York: RAWR! That's no fair!

Bro: We have to flip into 3D!

Chill punches Bro so hard that he ends up in the THIRD DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He beats up Francis there but Francis eats him and turns back to normal.

Francis: Nerrrrrrrrrr! That bird thingy doesn't taste hi-technicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

Francis drops MeowBombs everywhere and they explode on everyone.

???: FOOL!

Francis: Nerr?

Mr. L comes in and jumps on Francis.

Mr. L: You owe me 25 WB$ for working at your dumb fast food place!

Francis: Nerr! Never!!!

Francis uses his MeowMaids to lock York and Mr. L in a cardboard box. The box explodes and defeats Francis and Mr. L somehow.

York: RAWR!

Chapter 16: The (Not So) Ultimate Protobot (aka. WHY DID YOU NEED TO HAVE MCPENGUIN'S LMGT?!?)
Intermission

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh... So, you failed, Francis?

Francis: Nerr!!! My hi-technicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal MeowMaids failed me...

Count Bleck: You can't rely on robots to get the job done right... Ultimate Protobot! Get in here!

Mr. L: Is it me or did he just totally contradict himself?

Francis: Nerr. Yep.

Ultimate Protobot: Launching c/files/chillandfriends/runawayoreos/rudegreeting. Launched. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Count Bleck: Go destroy Chill and the other stupid people.

Ultimate Protobot: Yes Count.

Ultimate Protobot explodes.

Count Bleck: Those penguins might as well give up, because all worlds are about to collapse...

Mr. L: Huh?

Count Bleck: OOPS! I'm repeating my crummy lines from Super Paper Mario! BLECK!

Francis: ...Nerr...

Back to the stupid people party

LMGT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! McPenguin's blew up :(

O'Chunks: CHUNKS AWAY!

O'Chunks crashes into a wall and explodes. The Party heads for the wilderness to collect wood. They see NBF riding her sled there for some reason.

NBF: Hey guys!

NBF crashes into a wall, the sled breaks, and Chugga yells his famous cry of-

Chugga: NBF JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: Hey NBF, can we use your sled pieces as a bridge?

NBF: Sure. I have no use for it anymore.

5/70 wood pieces gotted

Shy Guy: Gotted... Heehee...

Johnny: Cool tune.

York: I hear it too... RAWR!

Chill: It sounds familiar...

Mario: ...but it's far away...

Brook: ...yayz...

Penquino: ...oh no, it's...

LMGT: ...the hot dog dance!

HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DIGGIT-

Chill smashes the speakers playing it over Bro's head, destroying the speakers and knocking out Bro.

Ultimate Protobot: BEEP HAHA.

Chill: Ohhhhh, it's a big scary Ultimate Protobot.

Chill grabs the Thunder Blade even though it doesn't exist yet because this takes place in March and chops Ultimate Protobot to bits. He respawns instantly.

Chill: What?!?

Dry Bones: You dare roast the great Dry Bones? I am invincible!

Some bacon with wings beats up Dry Bones.

Dry Bones: Ow...

EpicBacon: So much for invincible.

Chugga: EPICBACON JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EpicBacon: I'm an unused pixl! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ultimate Protobot gathers 10 pieces of wood from the wilderness and stores them in the Puffle Containment Chamber.

Boss: Ultimate Protobot
Mario: HE HAS WOOD!

EpicBacon: No problem.

BACON ON A STRING! IT'S LIKE BACON WITH WINGS!

Ultimate Protobot: *no effect*

EpicBacon: I'm out.

Some guy comes and eats EpicBacon.

Shy Guy: He'll be back later. Don't worry.

DoodBawt: EEK! Overload overload D:

DoodBawt explodes and all the bosses escape.

LMGT: Whoops. Gotta make DoodBawt 3.0 :\

Ultimate Protobot: You cannot defeat me. I am invincible.

Mario: OH YEAH?

Mario pulls out the Blah Blah Blah Mallet and whacks Protobot's arm with it. At first it appears nothing happens, but suddenly sparks fly all over.

Ultimate Protobot: Error... Left arm disabled.

Protobot smashes the ground with his arm, knocking Chill, Mario, Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, Brook, Bro, MC1, Cylly, York, and NBF off their feet.

NBF: Whoa!!!

Bro: Umm, *no effect*

Brook: Bro, you have 1 HP left.

Bro: -___________________________________-

Chill: I gots me a plan! :D

Chill gets eaten by Protobot on purpose and falls to where the wood is. Then he starts messing with Protobot's systems.

Ultimate Protobot: Error. Cookies are disabled and lampshades are being generated and OH FUDGE!!!!!!

Protobot explodes, yet Chill and the wood are unharmed.

15/70 wood pieces gotted

Shy Guy: Heehee...

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect!

Chapter 17: We Leave The Wilderness 'Cuz of Boredumb
Chill: I'm bored Q_Q

Mario: Me too! Let's leave!

Everyone jumps on a rocketship (yes, EpicBacon too) and they fly back to the Ski Village.

Mario: Rocketships are fun :D

Bro: But we don't have enough wood :|

A tornado comes and sends the wood all over CP.

LMGT: ...Whoa.

Johnny: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRBIE!!!

Everyone looks at Johnny weird.

Chill: I'm tired of Penquino not !pwning Brook :(

Chill fixes LM96Bot's wiring.

Penquino: :D !pwn Brook

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario: PEANUT BUTTER...

LMGT: WHERE?

Mario: PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario hits Bro with a jar of peanut butter.

Chill: This story is getting weirder :S

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.

Chill: WELL SPELLCHECK DIDN'T PICK IT UP SO... !pwn Goombario

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Goombario.

Goombario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Waluigi: Waluigi time!

Waluigi explodes.

Pear: WHY IS EVERYTHING EXPLODING?

Pear explodes.

Chill: What's with all the cameos?

Chill explodes.

Mario: O_O

Mario explodes.

Shy Guy: Uh oh... I think I pressed the wrong button D:

Shy Guy explodes.

Antarctica: Ow!!!

Antarctica explodes.

Earth: WHY IS EVERYTHING EXPLODING?!?!?!

Earth explodes.

Universe: OH NUUUUUUUUUUUU

The universe explodes.

GAME OVER...

The title screen appears, and a door appears and opens and Chill falls out of it.

Chill: Durr... @_@ Ohaidere. Press Start.

A day later...

Chill: I SAID PRESS START >:(

Anoter day later...

Chill: Hurry up and press start. I'm gettin' hungry here. :/

Shy Guy: Fine!!!

Timerious: I have a better idea! SPACE TIME REWIND!!!!!!!!

The universe, Earth, Antarctica, Shy Guy, Mario, and Chill all unexplode.

Brook: And they all lived happily ever after! Yayz! ^_^

LMGT: Not really dood. We still have to find all zah wood and get to the final boss castle.

Brook: Well aren't you Mr. Gloom and Doom? >:( !pwn LMGT

LMGT: O_O

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now-

LMGT throws a donut at LM96Bot.

LM96Bot: -eating donut. Searching response library... Now !pwning Brook.

Brook: What the... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chill: But what about Pear and Waluigi? They didn't get unexploded!

Waluigi: Waluigi number one!

Pear: We got unexploded in a deleted scene.

Chill: Oh.

Bro: Guys I found wood on top of the Everyday Phoning Facility ^_^

20/70 wood pieces gotted

Goombario tries to attack Shy Guy but he makes a force field around himself and sends Goombario into the ocean.

A statue of Link falls out of nowhere.

Link: CLONEY!

Link explodes.

Mario: EEK BEN!

Ben appears out of nowhere.

Ben: Wut?

Mario: No, not Ben, BEN!!!

Ben: EEK!

Ben runs away.

BEN: Wahaha! I am BEN! >:)

Bro: This will get confusing fast :|

BEN gathers 10 pieces of wood with his sword and pulls out another sword.

Johnny: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

NBF: I want a line :|

Cylly: Yeah! I haven't talked in forever!

MC1: Me neither...

York: Yeah! When will we get lines? >:(

Shy Guy: You all just did...

York: COOL! That's shoop da whoop-able :D

MC1: Wut?

Boss: BEN
BEN: You can't defeat me, I'm a statue! >:D

Mario swings his Blah Blah Blah Mallet at BEN but he teleports away.

BEN: Only TELEPORTING statues would make the cut as a boss >:)

BEN teleports himself and everyone else on top of a speeding train headed straight for a pit of lava.

NBF: O__________________________________________________________________________________________O

BEN makes a forcefield around the train.

BEN: Hahaha! Now you can't teleport out! >:)

Penquino: But can YOU teleport out?

BEN: ...Oh phooey. Well that's okay, when one of us is defeated the forcefield breaks. :)

York: Shoop da whoop! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!!

BEN: o_o

BEN gets knocked backwards.

Chill: PIE TIME! :D

Chill and Mario start throwing pies at BEN and he starts falling off his pedestal whatchamacallit.

BEN: Argh! My weakness!

Mario hits BEN with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet and he falls off his pedestal and disappears.

Mario: Woot!

Cylly: The forcefield is still there... :S

???: HEEHEEHEE! LIES!

BEN reappears on his pedestal.

Mario: :O

BEN: You thought you could defeat me THAT easy?

Brook: Guys! There are no more trees or bushes!

BEN: We're close to the lava pit now >:)

Penquino: I never thought the series would end like this! :(

Mario uses his Blah Blah Blah Mallet to make BEN lose his balance and start falling over.

BEN: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!

BEN throws his sword at Chill but misses.

Chill: Haha ^_^

BEN: Eek! I'm weaponless! D: ...Or am I? >:)

BEN teleports above Bro and squashes him.

Bro: Why me?

Bro throws BEN back where he was.

Brook: GUYS! The sky is getting really dark! D:

Iron Man: Never fear, Iron Man is here!

Chill: I didn't know penguins had Marvel costumes :S

Iron Man: Oh, they do in June 2012. I are a time traveler ^_^

Iron Man jumps where the engines are and messes with the wires and time travels back to his present time. The train starts slowing down but BEN is stuck and can't teleport away.

BEN: ...Uh oh.

The train stops with all but the caboose (which the party was standing on) completely submerged in lava.

Chill: O_o That time traveler dude saved us! But... Will CP really have Marvel costumes in June?

Mario: Nah. CP is ad-free. He probably custom-made it and is selling a bunch of them.

Cylly: Besides, it would be just silly to have advertising in CP. Besides, I think they'd be more likely to advertise for something, like, Shake It Up, or whatever. But still, that'll never happen.

The force-field disappears and everyone gets sent back to where they were, but...

30/70 wood pieces gotted

Shy Guy: Tee hee...

Chapter 18: Getting Towards The Story's Closing :(
Chill: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Chill makes the story 9001 chapters long.

Shy Guy and President of Dumbness: NO!

They shorten it back to 25 chapters.

Chill: Aww...

York: RAWR!

A cloud appears and spits out Hat Pop.

Penquino: Ello Lady Hat Pop!

MC1: That's why she disappeared...

Shark: SURPRISE!!!

Cylly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chugga: SHARKBATE JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: BOREDOM...

Sharkbate: I found some wood ^_^

35/70 wood pieces gotted

Chill: That joke is old...

Silver: You cannot stop him from using that joke... IT'S NO USE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silver explodes and somehow drops wood.

40/70 wood pieces gotted

The cloud returns and spits out GGD too.

GGD: Youch!

Chugga: HAT POP AND GGD REJOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shy Guy: Hmmm... I want a mountain in the middle of the Dock! :D

The mountain sprouts up out of the ground and sends Bro flying.

Bro: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

He lands.

Shy Guy: On second thought, bad placement.

The mountain falls over, crushes Bro, and disappears.

Bro: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!?

Koopa Medic: ...and take two of these and don't call me in the morning.

Gary: Okay ^_^

Gary, Rookie, Jet Pack Guy, Dot, and PH go back to the rebuilt EPF Command Room.

Rookie: Woohoo!

Gary: We must celebrate! When we get to the Command Room, I will bring out the Cake 3000! :D

Chill: Huh. Weird.

Woody: Yay!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!!! :D

LMGT: Not Woody e_o

Woody: And I got these cool wood pieces!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: Fork em over, cowboy!

Woody: Say please!

Chill: Please...

Woody: No.

LMGT: He's annoying, trust me, I've had lots of experiences with him :|

Woody starts trying to steal LMGT's donuts but he gets slapped away.

Woody: Grrr! I'll show you!

LMGT: Yeah right. :S

The ground breaks and all of a sudden Woody is sitting in Fireball's cockpit.

Bro: O_____________________O

Boss: Woody
Fireball: We're back, fools!

Thunderbolt: Hey, you got it right!

Iceman: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Woody: How do you like my little machine? ^_^ I found the scraps sitting in some abandoned cave!

Fireball: Ma...chine???

Woody: Yeah! All you guys are awesome robots! ^_^

Thunderbolt: WE AREN'T MACHINES...

Iceman: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Fireball kicks Woody out, toasts him, then Thunderbolt shocks him, and then gets frozen by Iceman.

Woody: ...

Fireball: SHMWARSHARAWMRHOAEUFSLFSRGBSROGHAOFIHLEAHFILSFB!

Mario: Easy as peasy and simple as pie! :D

Mario loads up his Machine Gum with snowballs and shoots rapidly at Fireball, who crashes to the ground covered in snow.

GGD: O_o

Thunderbolt: Big bro! :O

Thunderbolt charges up a shocky thingy and fries everyone. Actually, only Bro.

Bro: ...Seriously? T_T

Chill: Heehee! It backfired off my party hat!

Thunderbolt: Wut?

Thunderbolt gets shocked and short-circuits and explodes.

Iceman: D:

Iceman fries to freeze Johnny but he dodges, and Mario somehow drains all of the lava out of the lava pit from the last chapter to reveal a scorched BEN.

BEN: x_x

Mario: Kewl!

Mario shoots the lava out of his Machine Gum at Iceman who falls to the ground, looking sorta like burnt toast.

Fireball: We'll remember this!

Iceman: Yeah!

They disappear.

Woody: ........

Woody breaks free and runs away but drops the wood.

50/70 wood pieces gotted

Chill: We're almost there guys :D

Chapter 19: The Last of the Wood
Mario: Wow, only 20 pieces left... Hey, I can count! :D

LMGT: At least someone can :/ I can't figure out wat 1 + 1 is...

Mario: Wow, seriously LMGT? Everybody knows it's 3!

LMGT: Oh, tanks :D

Bro: facepalm

GGD randomly walks off the edge off Club Penguin but doesn't fall in the water.

Chill: What the... Club Penguin is in the SKY?!?

Gary: Yeah! I tied the Balloon 3000 to the Beacon to see what would happen :D

Meanwhile on the bottom of CP, GGD is hanging onto a few pieces of wood to keep himself from falling down 9001 feet.

GGD: Gulp...

Penquino: Hey look! Some wood!

Penquino rips the pieces of wood out of the ground but GGD doesn't come through and instead plummets to the sea below...

55/70 wood pieces gotted

Shy Guy: ^_^

A piece of paper hits Chill in the face.

Piece of Paper: Help us! We are trapped in Castle Bleck! -Chill's Puffles

Chill: I didn't know pieces of paper could talk :S O_O THEY ARE TRAPPED IN CASTLE BLECK? NUUUUUUUUUUUU!

LMGT: Don't worry dood, we'll save 'em.

A Lakitu drops a Swap Mushroom on GGD and replaces his position with Bro, so he continues falling, while GGD is safely transported to the surface.

York: The balloon is carrying CP higher... It's up 10,002 feet now!

Brook: Not for long! Penquino, gimme a teeny pwn!

Penquino: Mmkay. !teenypwn Brook

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !teenypwning Brook.

LM96Bot tosses Brook up to the Beacon where he pops the balloon. CP comes flying down at rapid speed and crushes Bro who survives somehow and gets shot out of a warp pipe back to the surface.

Bro: ...BTW, I found this wood. :|

60/70 wood pieces gotted

Brook falls off the Beacon.

Brook: WHEEE!!!!

Somebody screams "MMCODE12" for no reason.

Hat Pop: ...

Shy Guy: What? I just want people to know about the Red Electric Guitar T-Shirt :|

Chill: HYPER COFFEE PENGUIN FORCE!

The last 10 pieces of wood fall on Brook's head.

Brook: Ow!!!

70/70 wood pieces gotted!!! :D

Chill: YAAAAAY!

The bridge magically builds itself... in the wrong direction!

Mario: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Shy Guy: Oops, my bad.

Shy Guy fixes the bridge.

Chill: Off to Castle Bleck!

???: Not so fast!

Mr. L drops out of the sky.

Mr. L: You'll never get to Castle Bleck on my watch! Har har HAR!

Lollipop: Hey, that's my line! !pwn Mr. L

LM96Bot: Processing command. Now !pwning Mr. L...

Mr. L kicks LM96Bot into the water, where he rusts.

LM96Bot: Q_Q

Penquino: YOU DESTROYED LM96BOT?!?

Boss: Mr. L
Mr. L: Heh heh heh! You can't defeat me! I know all the latest tricks in Brobotics!

Chill: Try us >:)

Mr. L takes out the first piece of the bridge and the whole bridge sinks into the water, making it impossible for them to cross.

Bro: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. L: Don't worry, it will be fixed if you defeat me. WHICH YOU CAN'T! >:D

Mr. L causes an earthquake and sends an L-Bot to trample all over the party.

Shark: Oof...

Mario grabs Mr. L and starts burying him in a snowbank.

Mr. L: Hey! What are you doing?!?

Mr. L breaks out and summons a rocket, but it lands in the water and splashes over everybody.

NBF: My hair!

Mr. L grabs an Infinity Star and is invincible for a day.

EpicBacon: My time to shine! :D

BACON ON A STRING! IT'S LIKE BACON WITH WINGS!

A portal appears below Mr. L and sends him to the Box Dimension.

Mr. L: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The bridge fixes itself.

Chapter 20: The Bridge to Castle Bleck
Chill: Woohoo! We're finally on the bridge!

Shy Guy: We have to celebrate! :D

The music fades away and new music plays.

Chill: No... Not again!

The Hot Dog Dance music plays, and everyone does the Hot Dog Dance on the bridge. They start walking as the music plays, but don't notice the bridge collapsing behind them.

Mario: So we're going to the final boss area already... This story went by so fast :S

Mario suddenly gets hit by a fireball and burns into nothing.

Chill: Nooooooooooo! Mario!!!

Mario: RATS! That cardboard Mario was so perfect looking! :(

Everyone besides Mario gets mind-boggled.

Bro: Guys, do you hear that "breaking off and falling log" sound?

York: Nope.

Chill: Hey guys guess what! If we divide the pythonagonal thermostat by the area of the sky, we get 105.71! :D

Johnny: I'm not even gonna try to figure out what you just said.

Bro: Chill, I think you mean the pythagorean therom and the surface area.

Chill: We don't have time for your smarty-pants scientific terms! !pwn Bro

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Bro.

Bro: WAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Chill: LM96Bot! I thought you rusted! :D

Error: I fixed him! ^_^

Chugga: ERROR JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An hour later...

Chill: LAW LAW LAW! Hey! We're at the entrance to Castle Bleck!

???: But you'll never get in!

Bowser falls out of the sky with Kammy.

Cylly: You again?

Bowser: Yup! Count Bleck paid me a lot of money to guard his weird castle, so... Yeah! I'm not letting you in without a fight!

Boss: Bowser and Kammy
Bowser: Bwahaha! You can't defeat us now! And Kammy has a ton of new potions! >:D

Kammy: Yes I do, your grumpiness! Eeheehee! Try this one!

Kammy pulls out a bottle with a red potion in it but a bit of rainbow in it too. She pours it on Bowser and he turns into a bunny.

Bowser: KAMMY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

Mario whacks Bowser with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Bowser: Wargh! D'oh I missed!

Kammy: Here, try this one!

Kammy pours a white and blue potion on Bowser and he gets transformed into a snowman.

Bowser: GRR! This is crazy!

Mario knocks him apart with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet again, and Chill follows up with a Party Hat Poke. Bowser proceeds to melt into a puddle. Kammy pours a white potion on him.


 * poof*

Bowser: GRR! I'm a ghost now, and I can't attack!

Johnny pulls out the Poltergust 3000 and starts trying to capture Bowser.

Kammy: Eek! Which one do I choose?!?

Kammy splashes a red potion with stars in it on Bowser. He turns back to normal, but is crazy fast now. He keeps attacking the party and running around and they all go down to 1 HP, but the potion wears off.

Bowser: Darn! I guess I'll have to do it the old fashioned way!

Kammy pours a pink potion on Bowser to make him transparent.

Chill: The only way we're gonna win this battle, is to defeat Kammy. She keeps improving Bowser's stats. :/

LMGT: Okie dokie! You doods chip away at Bowser, I'll go for Kammy.

LMGT throws a donut at Kammy which knocks her off her broomstick and into the ocean.

Kammy: Blub!!!!!

LMGT: That was easy :S

Bowser's transparency wears off.

Bowser: Aww!!!

Penquino: I did this to Big Bird, I can do it again!

Penquino grabs Bowser by the tail and starts swinging him around and throws him far away into the ocean.

Bowser: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


 * SPLASH*

Chill: Woohoo! Nice work guys :D

Chapter 21: Chunky Castle
Chill: That's a weird chapter name.

Fourth Wall: OW! >:(

Error: Three doors... Hmmm...

Chill: I have an idea! Let's go in groups. Me, Mario, Johnny, LMGT, and Penquino can go in the left one. Brook, Bro, MC1, Cylly, Error, and EpicBacon can go in the middle one. And York, Hat Pop, Shark, and GGD can go in the right one.

Everyone Else: Yes sir!

Shy Guy: This chapter will be York, Hat Pop, Shark, and GGD's explorations through the right door. Ooh, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is back on!

Shy Guy starts munching on pretzels as the foursome go through the door.

Hat Pop: Why is there sand all over?

Hat Pop kicks up some sand in GGD's face.

GGD: ...

Hat Pop: Oops! Sorry GGD :(

York: That's weird... There's a sign here that says Bathroom, but there's no bathroom here.

GGD: Lazor it :D

Hat Pop: Okay... SHOOP DA WHOOP! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

The sign flies away and reveals a button.

Shark: Hmmm... After carefully examining the area, I think this floor was added in after the construction of the castle. Therefore, this button will probably take us down to the original area.

GGD: In other words... PRESS IT!

Jasper pecks the button. Suddenly the floor opens up and everyone falls to an area with even more sand.

Count Bleck: Bleheheheh! You silly birds will NEVER defeat my Machine Mades!

Shark: What's that supposed to mean?

Count Bleck disappears.

A gray Fourth Wall and Doopliss drop out of nowhere.

Miniboss: Machine Made Fourth Wall and Machine Made Doopliss
MM Doopliss: YUKYUKYUKYUKYUK! You will never defeat us!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bricks go flying.

MM Fourth Wall: Hey! Watch it!

MM Doopliss transforms into York.

York: HEY! >:(

Jasper pecks the fake York and she turns back into MM Doopliss. GGD throws a TV on MM Fourth Wall.

Hat Pop: Time for my finisher attack! BUNNY STAMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE!

A ton of bunnies come and defeat both the Machine Mades.

O'Chunks: Tryin' to defeat the count are yeh?

Shark: Oh dear...

Boss: O'Chunks
York: Yeah, so?

O'Chunks: AN ENEMY O' TEH COUNT BE AN ENEMY O' MINE! I'll chunk yeh and show yeh a lesson!

York: SHOOP DA WHOOP! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

O'Chunks dodges the lazor. GGD throws a TV at him, but he dodges too. Hat Pop calls her bunnies, but O'Chunks dodges THAT as well.

O'Chunks: Yeh can never defeat me! ^_^ So yeh might as well give up now!

???: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron Man comes and knocks O'Chunks over and time travels back to his present time.

York: Now's our chance!

GGD stacks a ton of TVs on O'Chunks. Then York fires her lazor at him.

O'Chunks: I'm beaten...

O'Chunks jumps up onto a ledge that The Party can't reach.

Shark: Huh?

O'Chunks: Yeh can't defeat my machine mades! GRAH-BOOGLY!!!!!!!!!

Miniboss: Machine Made Funkid and Machine Made Uberfuzzy
MM Funkid: You can't beat us, )@#@%)#&*%)&!

MM Uberfuzzy: Yeah! WIKIA POWER!

Hat Pop: BUNNY STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!!

The bunnies make MM Funkid and MM Uberfuzzy trip, and York fires her lazor and defeats them. But suddenly the ceiling cracks...

O'Chunks: What deh...

The ceiling explodes and sand completely fills the room, trapping everyone...

Chapter 22: Copy Castle
MC1: This place creeps me out :S

Bro: OW! I stepped on a rubee :|

Error: This place is so big, with no landmarks to let us know where we are. :/

Cylly: I know right XP

Mario appears out of nowhere.

Mario: KP is the new XP!

Mario disappears.

Cylly: ...

The floor breaks for no reason and the pieces float around. Rubees start getting shot all over.

Brook: Yikes! That was close! ...Oops.

Brook falls into the pit and almost reaches the lava but somehow flies back up. Don't ask how.

Bro: So many rubees :/

Brook: Guys! I saw a sign down there labeled BASEMENT!

The piece of floor everyone is standing on floats down to the sign.

Everyone: O_o

EpicBacon: Lemme try something here.

BACON ON A STRING! IT'S LIKE BACON WITH WINGS!

The sign turns into a strip of bacon and gets eaten by Error.

Statue: Hi Broseph!

Bro: >:( !pwn Statue

LM96Bot: Processing command... Error. Cannot !pwn inanimate object.

Bro: -_____________________________________________________________-

Cylly: Cool! The wall turned into a portal ^_^

MC1: Wut?

Everyone gets sucked in.

Count Bleck: BLEHHEHEEHEHEHEH BLECK! You cannot defeat my Machine Mades!

EpicBacon: ...

A gray WATuDOIN and gray Diddy Kong drop from the ceiling.

Miniboss: Machine Made WATuDOIN and Machine Made Diddy Kong
MM Diddy Kong: Ook ook!

MM WATuDOIN: Aww... My nemesis isn't here! But I know your password >:D

Bro: Oh yeah? Tell me what it is. :)

MM WATuDOIN: 12345!

Bro: Nope.

MM WATuDOIN: Password!

Bro: Nope.

MM WATuDOIN: ...WAAAAAAA! I GIVE UP! Q_Q

MM Diddy Kong starts throwing metal bananas everywhere, but Bro !pwns him.

MM Diddy Kong: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MM WATuDOIN: Hey! Nobody does that to my friend!

MC1 pops MM WATuDOIN's balloon and he cries and runs away.

Mimi: Well well well...

Boss: Mimi
Mimi: You dummies are gonna pay for trying to defeat the count!

Bro: Well I'm so awesome I could defeat you in one hit!

Bro tries to tackle Mimi but misses without her moving.

Mimi: You're goin' down, Mimimimimimimimimi!

Brook: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAGE MODE!

Brook turns red and beats up Mimi, but she still has 1 HP.

Mimi: !pwn Brook

Brook: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Error: Oops. I guess I'll need to patch that exploit :S

Mimi: !pwn Bro

Bro: WAAAAAAAAARGH!

Mimi: !pwn MC1

MC1: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mimi: !pwn Cylly

Cylly: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Mimi: !pwn Error

Error: AAACK!

Mimi: !pwn LM96Bot

LM96Bot: ERROR. Cannot !pwn self. Now !pwning Mimi...

Mimi: Huh??? DUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The party members land and Mimi flies into space, but her Machine Made minions appear.

Miniboss: Machine Made Kammy and Machine Made Kamek
MM Kammy: Eeeheehee! You little whippersnappers are gonna get it now!

MM Kamek: Eeeheehee! Fear my magical... thingies... :S

Bro: Hehehe... Bro Distraction!

Bro gets in a UFO and distracts the Mecha-Magikoopas then drops bombs on them.

MM Kammy: Whippersnapper! Potion time!

MM Kammy throws a blue potion at Bro and he grows giant.

Bro: >:D

MM Kammy: Aaaaargh! That's not the potion I meant!

Bro squashes MM Kammy and turns to normal, and MM Kamek sprays magical dust everywhere.

Cylly: *hack* *cough*

MM Kamek: ^_^

MC1 summons a Yoshi to defeat MM Kamek, and succeeds.

Mimi: Nooooooo! My Machine Mades!

Woody jumps in.

Woody: Ha ha ha! Time for a rematch!

The floor breaks open and everyone falls into the lava.

Chapter 23: Magic-ish Castle
Chill: Why did you randomly disappear?

Mario: Cylly used XP instead of KP! Can you believe it?

LMGT: Typical Mario :P

Dimentio: Hi! ^_^

Another Dimentio appears.

Dimentio 2: Huh?

Dimentio 1: HEY!!!

Johnny: Uhhhh...

Penquino klonks their heads together.

Mario: I wonder how the others are doing...

Penquino: I smell eggynog '.'

Penquino finds a pedestal with a glass of eggnog on it, and he drinks it. Suddenly a boulder squashes him.

Chill: O_o

Penquino: At least I'm not a human like Indiana Jones... :P I'm a cartoon peng-oo-when.

Mario: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario jumps for the pie and eats it but falls into a giant pipe. It disappears before they can jump in after him though.

LMGT: Guys, look! There's a purple door!

Everyone jumps in.

Count Bleck: Blehehheheheheh... You won't defeat my Machine Mades!

Miniboss: Machine Made Francis and Machine Made BEN
MM BEN: Hehe ^_^

MM BEN jumps on a train but it crashes onto a wall and he falls off.

MM Francis: Nerrherrherr! This is so hi-technicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

Penquino spills eggnog in MM Francis' circuits.

Penquino: Waste :(

MM Francis: NERR!!! NOT HI-TECHNICAL!

Starship X-Naut runs through MM Francis' head and he explodes.

MM BEN: Err, err, err...

Chill throws MM BEN at a wall and he disappears.

Dimentio: Guess I'll have to defeat you myself...

Boss: Dimentio
Dimentio: Ahaha... Now, I will defeat you, with MAGIC!

LMGT: And we will defeat you with the power of FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! :D

Everyone starts throwing donuts at him, but eventually Dimentio teleports away.

Penquino: Oh no you don't! !pwn Dimentio

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Dimentio.

Dimentio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Dimentio lands and gets his head stuck in a giant donut.

LMGT: DONUTZ! :D

LMGT eats the donut but Dimentio teleports out. Johnny shoots his drumsticks at him, knocking him backwards.

Chill: Take this!!!!

Chill Party Hat Pokes Dimentio and defeats him.

Dimentio: Uncle! But you cannot defeat my Machine Made!

Miniboss: Machine Made Woody
MM Woody: Yaaaaay! I'm back!

LMGT: Woody >:(

LMGT defeats the Machine Made Woody easily.

Count Bleck: Argh! Dimentio! Destroy them!

Dimentio: Yes Count! Ciao forever!

Dimentio seals Chill, Johnny, LMGT, and Penquino inside glass boxes and they explode.

Chill: NUUUUUUUUU!

Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH HEH! BLECK!

Chapter 24: The Last Hero
Mario: Ugh...

Mario gets up off the floor.

Mario: Huh? Where did that pipe take me?

F-Grade Goomba: Right here!

Mario: Hey! It's you! The F-Grade Goomba!

F-Grade Goomba: Yup! It's me! Now guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess how I got here!

Mario: You tried to grab a pie and fell down a pipe?

F-Grade Goomba: WHAT?!? How did you guess, guess, guess, guess, guess-

Mario: ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

The F-Grade Goomba gets squashed with Mario's Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

F-Grade Goomba: Ouch...

Mario ignores him and walks along.

Mario: I wonder where everyone else went :S

Shy Guy: They... Nah, you'll find out later.

Suddenly Herbert falls from the sky and starts giving a random speech.

Herbert: BWAHAHA!

Herbert ties Mario to the wall for some reason.

Mario: Hey!

Herbert: Now I will expose my plan...

Herbert starts singing.

Mario: O_O

Herbert: One day I will build a Superheater and make Club Penguin to my warm, sunny paradise there fruits grow and...

Suddenly another Herbert comes.

Singing Herbert: ...then my- HUH?

Herbert: !pwn Singing Herbert

Singing Herbert: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Why is it so much VIOLENCE?

Singing Herbert disappears and it is revealed that Singing Herbert was really Saraapril in a costume.

Saraapril: :(

Saraapril turns into a flower and disappears. Then Herbert unties Mario so they can fight. ^_^

Mario: Let's-a go!

Boss: Herbert, Klutzy, Ultimate Protobot, and the Test Bots
Herbert: You can't defeat us >:)

Klutzy: Click ca-click?

Herbert: Yeah, if he manages to defeat us... Which he won't!

Wheel-Bot: Uhh, Herbert, you forgot one minor detail...

Herbert: Wut?

Wheel-Bot: YOU NEVER GOT MY OLD ARM BACK!!!!!!!!

Mario: ^_^

Herbert: Stop complaining!

Herbert crushes an empty paper towel roll into Wheel-Bots side which, erm, sort of acts as an arm.

Mario: Time for some action!

Mario breaks Protobot's Puffle Containment Chamber with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Ultimate Protobot: Error. Puffle Containment Chamber compromised.

Snow-Bot tries to attack Mario, but hits Herbert instead, and he crashes into the wall.

Snow-Bot: Oops! Sor- BZZRK. System reset. System restore. -ry Herbert!

Mario: :|

Mario takes Wheel-Bot's light bulb off and throws it at Protobot's systems.

Ultimate Protobot: ERROR. CRITICAL SYSTEM DAMAGE. SELF-DESTRUCTING IN 3... 2... 1...

Ultimate Protobot explodes causing minor damage to everyone.

Wheel-Bot: Nooooooooo! My graphics caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Jet-Bot: Graphics card? Wut?

Wheel-Bot explodes and fries Jet-Bot's internal systems.

Jet-Bot: C-c-can't move...

Jet-Bot falls over and short circuits.

Mario: Wow... They're defeating themselves O_o !pwn Klutzy

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Klutzy.

Klutzy: Click? CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

Klutzy flies away. Mario sends Snow-Bot flying into a wall.

Herbert: GRR! ENOUGH!

Herbert tries to ground pound Mario but misses and falls into the basement.

Snow-Bot: Ugh...

The wall crushes Snow-Bot and all of the party members burst out.

Chill: HI MARWEEOH! :D

York: Rawr @_@

Bro: Let's defeat Count Bleck... Cause I'm the master, master, yeaaaaaah!

Chill: Noooooooo don't sing it D:

Bro: -_____________________________________________________-

Everyone heads into a giant door thingy.

Chapter 25: The Final Test
Chill: DUN DUN DUN! FINAL CHAPTER IS HERE!

Dimentio: Aha ha ha. Now you must chase me through all the locations you've been! ^_^

Dimentio teleports away.

York: RAWR! C'mon guys! Let's get that clowny fiend!

EpicBacon takes everyone to where Dimentio went - Freddy's Shack.

Freddy K: AND YOU CAN'T COME IN MY SHACK WITHOUT PERMISSION AND...

Dimentio: Oh dear. It appears I have been found.

Dimentio disappears.

BACON ON A STRING!

Everyone falls into the bill which is STILL flooding the Pizza Parlor.

Dimentio: Try and catch me in THIS jumbled mess!

Brook is suddenly next to Dimentio.

Brook: HI!

Dimentio: WHAAAAAAAT?

He teleports.

BACON ON A STRING!

Everyone is suddenly sent to the broken Fire Dojo, and one of the pieces of the pebble is floating in the lava, and Dimentio is standing on it.

Error: !flyto Dimentio

LM96Bot's jetpack appears and he flies to Dimentio and !pwns him to the piece of the Fire Dojo everyone is on.

Dimentio: ARGH!


 * poof*

BACON ON A STRING!

Everyone appears in what's left of the Sellbot Factory.

Telemarketer: Could...I...interest...you...

Telemarketer faints.

Dimentio: Ciao for now!

Dimentio teleports up to where they fought the Factory Foreman, but they jump up easily and catch up to him.

Chill: Stop this silliness right now! >:(


 * poof*

BACON ON A STRING!

Everyone gets sent to a virtual reality version of the old bridge before it got destroyed, but Dimentio is all the way on the other side.

Mario: AFTER THAT CLOWNY! :D

They run across the bridge which is slowly crumbling apart, but make it to the almost end.

Dimentio: Ciao forever!

The bridge explodes but everyone gets sent to the piece of land Castle Bleck is on.

Shark: Stop it!


 * poof*

BACON ON A STRING!

Everyone falls to a virtual reality version of the Ski Village with the Ski Hill collapsed.

Dimentio: Ahahaha. Try and climb this now!

LMGT lassos the Ski Hill and fixes it, and everyone climbs up.


 * poof*

BACON ON A STRING!

Everyone suddenly appears in a place The Hardest Jungle Level Evar! Dimentio is waiting at the flagpole.

Penquino: I know! I'll just !pwn everybody! !pwn All The Party Members

LM96Bot starts flinging everyone across the stage but they crash into the flagpole and boomerang back. EpicBacon ends up carrying them across.

Dimentio: GRR! You'll never stop, will you?


 * poof*

BACON ON A STRING!

Everyone is suddenly in Count Bleck's room.

???: Good work Dimentio...

Count Bleck appears.

Dimentio: Thanks count :D

Dimentio teleports away.

Count Bleck: Now I will defeat you! WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!!!!!!!!!!

Final Boss: Count Bleck
Count Bleck: By the way, you can't defeat me! ^_^

Chill: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Count Bleck: Nope! You'd need the power of the Many Flightless Birds! But... I guess you could try anyway.

Chill: Many flightless birds...

Bro: Well, penguins are flightless birds!

Mario: SHADDUP! We don't have time for your smarty-pants theories!

Shark: Well, penguins are flightless birds.

Mario: Yeah, you're right Shark! :D

Bro: -_____________________________________________-

All the party members start glowing.

GGD: Huh? What's this? Does watching TV for hours on end give you contagious radiation?!??!?!?!?

Johnny: What did you just say?

GGD: Nevermind...

They start shooting beams at Count Bleck.

Count Bleck: HEY! Stop that! Oh, by the way, it didn't hurt. I lied, you need the Power of the Emotion Ball. Ha ha! You'll never defeat me! EVER!

Chill: Emotion... Ball...

FLASHBACK!

''Hat Pop's shelf falls over, spilling all the Bunny Ears she has. Suddenly a Happy Smiley falls off from behind them. Chill picks it up.

Chill: What is this, Hat?

Hat Pop: Oh, some thing I got years ago. I totally forgot about it an-

Chugga: HAT POP JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hat Pop: I did?

The smiley jumps away out the window but nobody notices.''

END FLASHBACK

Hat Pop: How about THESE?!?!

Hat Pop throws M&M's at Count Bleck but they bounce back into LMGT's mouth.

LMGT: OMNOMNOM!

Mario: Hey guys! Look what I found in Count Bleck's coffee mug!

Mario holds up the Happy Smiley and it shines really bright.

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh huh?

Count Bleck explodes.

Dimentio: Count! ...Oh well. Maybe I'll sell Castle Bleck. :3

Mimi: Sell it? *_*

O'Chunks: Sell wut now?

Dimentio: YEAH! LET'S SELL CASTLE BLECK AND THEN BUILD OUR OWN MANSION!

Mimi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

The wall randomly opens up and Dimentio, Mimi, and O'Chunks jump out.

Chill: That was weird. :S

Epilogue: The Great Rescue
Chill: Hey look! A cage!

Chill opens it up and all of Chill's puffles pop out, along with Sarah the Magenta Puffle and several empty boxes of Oreos.

Orangey: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!

Everyone starts laughing and the credits roll.

The Runaway Oreos

by Shy Guy

Music by Nintendo and Club Penguin

Characters by Club Penguin, Nintendo, ToonTown Online, Pixar, and Chill57181

Character design by Chill57181

Ideas by Chill57181 and other people

Thanks to Mario Rk, Cp kid, Brookelas, TheBroMaster, and everybody else who inspired me to make this series!

THE END