Johnny's Never Ending Story

Write a chapter of the story. I'll write the first one!

Chapter 1
The Wicked Awesomeness Productions penguins, the CPSW admins, and Tom the Atum are on a cruise in the Pacific Ocean.


 * Bro: Why don't we take it in Lake Superior? It's more superior that this crappy thing!


 * LMGT: But this is my territory Bro. I mean, they cater In-N-Out, Whataburger, and a bunch of west coast places nobody cares about. Eat, Canadian, eat!

Bro picks up a burger and eats it. A penguin jumps out of Bro's mouth.


 * Penguin: I'm the tooth fairy. Oh yeah!

Tom jumps off of the boat. Gewl yells loudly and gets carried away by a pelican.

Chapter 2
Bro starting puking so he could try to get other stuff out.


 * Tooth Fairy: Jem and Wolfs, you two make a terrible couple.
 * Jem: Hey!

Cylly wraps Wolfs up in a package to be sent to Somalia. Papa Smurf eats Jempenguin.


 * Chill: I won't be putting my hearts up anymore.


 * Mario: Uh huh.

Chapter 3
Shy Guy: RAWR I'M TAKING OVER THIS STORY! MICKEY MOUSE! MICKEY MOUSE! MICKEY MOUSE!

Johnny: O.O

Mario explodes and respawns but he somehow ate Bro's pie.

Yuri: I'm a cameo OKAY?!?

Yuri disappears and everyone does the Hot Dog Dance.

Chapter 4
Dragon Slayer Ornstein flies in and does the hot dog dance.


 * DSO: o yeah this is fun cuz i like think this is sic man o yeah party woo woo like.


 * Chill: Speak English!

The CPW admins fly in and Dragon Slayer Ornstein assassinates them all. The tooth fairy comes back to life and pulls out Dragon Slayer Ornstein's tooth, then gives him silver dollars.


 * DSO: o yeah thanks man like woah ill use this cuz ive got stuff like there so yeah.

Carly Rae Jepsen comes in.


 * Carly: I'M UGLY! DON'T CALL ME! NOT EVEN MAYBE!

Carly dies. Shy Guy teleports back to the Mushroom Kingdom with a Culver's burger on his head and Puff Puff Humbert listening to Rack City by Tyga.

Chapter 5
No, you write it!