Creepyspaghetti/The Cereal Killer

Once upon a time, there was a lady, named Argentina Colossus Lettuce III. She was alone at home one night, just like every other night, the only company being her (sort of un)faithful dog, Forever Alone. She was watching the 14:00 News (even though it doesn't exist) and they were covering a story about a cereal killer. So, Argentina Colossus Lettuce III, being the paranoid chicken she is, (she's not really a chicken but she's scared a lot) locked all the doors and the windows and the cookie jar. So she ran back upstairs with her dog, Forever Alone, and locked them in her room. But THEN (DUN DUN DUN) she heard a dripping noise downstairs. And even though she was a paranoid chicken for some reason she went downstairs into the kitchen without Forever Alone who cried, "Woof woof bark" (which roughly translates to, "Forever Alone"), and the faucet screamed at Argentina Colossus Lettuce III and said, "I'M LEAKY, FIX ME!!!!!!" so she called the plumber roughly 4.000015152 seconds later. (useless facts ftw) So she went back to bed and locked herself in her room with Forever Alone. About 10 minutes later the plumber came, and even though the door was locked he got in because he was magic like Santa Claus. :3 But THEN (DUN DUN DUN) the plumber saw the cereal killer in the kitchen, and got his toolbox and whacked him with his wrench. The cereal boxes came back to life and everyone lived happily ever after!

Well, except the cereal killer. He got arrested.

The end!