Pallinn Central Library/Children & Teens Section/Pizza Party

Note From Author

 * Cylly: Hey, thanks for coming here! I hope you have fun reading this one! It's one of my favorites!

Prologue: The Morning After Before
Cylly wakes up.


 * Cylly: *yawn* That was a good sleep! Oh yeah, today's the Pizza Party! :D

Cylly walks to the kitchen.


 * Cylly: I guess I'll have breakfast, and then I'll make the pizza.
 * LaLa (from other room): HEY YOU AWAKE?
 * Cylly: YES! You don't have to scream.
 * LaLa (walks to kitchen): Sorry. :( I didn't mean to.
 * Cylly: That's alright.
 * LaLa: :)

Cylly and LaLa both eat breakfast.


 * Cylly: Ok, I better start making the pizza now.
 * LaLa: Kay.

Cylly makes the pizza.


 * Cylly: Here, I'm just gonna let it cool until we go for a little walk. Let's go to Chill's place?
 * LaLa: Kay.

Chapter 1: Chill's Place
Cylly and LaLa go to Chill's place.


 * Cylly: *knocks on door*
 * Chill: Who's there?
 * Cylly: Cylly and LaLa
 * Chill: Cylly and LaLa who?
 * Cylly: Us
 * Chill: Us who?
 * LaLa: JUST LET US IN!
 * Chill: LOL, just kidding, come in!

Cylly and LaLa go in.


 * Chill: WUZAAAA????
 * Cylly: . ..
 * Chill: Anyways, I just finished cooking my pizz...

Suddenly LMGT appears out of nowhere.


 * LMGT: DID SOMEBODY SAY PIZZA???? !feedme Chill's Pizza

DoodBawt appears out of nowhere.


 * DoodBawt: Command understood. Now feeding [LMGT] object: [Chill's Pizza]

DoodBawt feeds Chill's Pizza to LMGT.


 * Chill: :|
 * LMGT: What is it?
 * Chill: That was for the Pizza Party.
 * LMGT: PIZZA PARTY I MUST GO THERE IS THERE DONUTS?
 * Cylly: I think so...

Box filled with 20934712841826462462946129846128461284982614962947603568376138468136481736478348861376491648734613786498463489364394834.3463492412313789372831892733333269217936892362836123862312379398 donuts appears. LMGT eats it in 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.


 * Chill: That was quick...
 * LMGT: Yeah... That was random as well...
 * Cylly: Anyways, we better go home nao.
 * LaLa: Yeah...
 * Chill: Buh bye then!

Chapter 2: Back Home!
Cylly and LaLa are back home. Cylly's EPF Spy Phone rings.


 * Cylly: *answers* Yes?
 * Announcer: You will die in 7 seconds.
 * Cylly: How's that even possible?
 * Announcer: With this... *Double Take's "Hot Problems" starts playing*
 * Cylly: AAAAAH
 * Announcer: *Hot girls we have problems too...*

Cylly throws the phone to the ground and breaks it.


 * LaLa: We should go to the Pizza Parlor now.
 * Cylly: Suar, let's go!

Cylly and LaLa appear in the Pizza Parlor.


 * LaLa: WHAT? ._O
 * Cylly: I dunno, anyways, let's put our pizza there.

Cylly puts the pizza on a table. Suddenly, a mysterious shadow appears and the pizza is gone.


 * Cylly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Cylly borrows LaLa's EPF Phone and calls Chill, Brook, Marweeoh, LMGT, Bro, Yoshi and Welcome together.

Everyone appears in 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.


 * Cylly: MY PIZZA IS STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Hairbutt: Mwahahahahaahaha
 * Cylly: Get out Mr. Hairbutt... what a name?

Hairbutt disappeares.


 * Cylly: Anyways, we need to find it!
 * Bro: Yawn...
 * Cylly: !kick Broseph16
 * CyllyBot: Command accepted. Now !kicking [Broseph16].
 * Bro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * Brook: That's funny! !kick Yoshi
 * CyllyBot: Command refused. Not authorized. Now !pwning [Brookelas].
 * Brook: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bro falls down in the Pizza Parlor.


 * Bro: Ouch... Why did you do that?
 * Cylly: Because you weren't listening.
 * Yoshi: What should we do then?
 * Cylly: WE NEED TO FIND MY PIZZA!

Mini-Battle: Pizza Mystery
Suddenly, Hairbutt appears.


 * Hairbutt: LET'S-A BATTLE!
 * Cylly: What..?
 * Hairbutt: CrAbS! I choose YOU!
 * Cylly: Donut Dood! I choose YOU!


 * Hairbutt > CrAbS > Attacks > Klutzy

Klutzy appears.


 * Cylly1512 > Donut Dood > Health > 99
 * Cylly1512 > Donut Dood > Attacks > SUPER-ULTRA-HYPER-NUCLEAR-FLYING-GRASSY-GOOEY-YUCKY-YUMMY-JAMMY-PRETTY-DONUTY-00.00-DONUT

A SUPER-ULTRA-HYPER-NUCLEAR-FLYING-GRASSY-GOOEY-YUCKY-YUMMY-JAMMY-PRETTY-DONUTY-00.00-DONUT appears.


 * Hairbutt > CrAbS > Health > 0

CYLLY WINS!!!!!

Chapter 3: OUMAIKAADJWEIOWjAOWJRDWAOadPjdpoawjdawpifipwjiaWHAT???

 * Cylly: Let's go to teh GMA!
 * Chill: How? Greenage Island is far from here.
 * LMGT: '.'
 * Cylly: !teleport HQ
 * CyllyBot: Command recognized. Which HQ?
 * Cylly: !hq GMA
 * CyllyBot: Teleporting to [GMA] HQ.

Everyone (except Brook of course) appears in the HQ.


 * Bro: What's that sound? Like a meteor falling?
 * Cylly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * LaLa: . ..

Brook falls down from the orbit.


 * Bro: How did it go then?
 * Brook: That was my worst experience ever...
 * LMGT: *sees donuts* DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Cylly: LMGT! WAIT!

LMGT bites a donut.


 * Cylly: AAAH! Those were nuclear donuts!

LMGT explodes.


 * Cylly: !respawn LMGT
 * CyllyBot: Command Not Installed. Did you mean !spawn?
 * Cylly: !spawn LMGT
 * CyllyBot: Command Not Installed.
 * Cylly: OMG! What will we do not?
 * Bro: Wait...

LMGT appears.


 * LMGT: Yogurts!
 * Cylly: '.'
 * Brook: Anyways, we need to find teh pizza!
 * Cylly: And I know just who to ask. I hid a tracking thingamajig in the pizza! Let's go ask iJustine!

They walk to iJustine's room.


 * Music: Hey-ey you can as iJ, hey-ey you can ask iJ!
 * Cylly: Uhhh... iJustine?
 * iJustine: What?
 * Cylly: Could you please track my pizza down?
 * iJustine: Oh, sure!

iJustine goes to the computer.


 * iJustine: My MacBook Pro says that your pizza is currently at the Water Dojo. Wait... it's moving up towards the... *gulp* Scary Mountain.
 * Marweeoh: Wutz a scareh mountain?
 * iJustine: It's the most fearful mountain on the whole CP island. Noone has ever been to the top, because everyone will get lost in the forest.
 * Everyone: *gulp*
 * LaLa: WE NEED TO GO THERE! NOW!
 * Everyone (except LaLa): *gulp*
 * Cylly: Uhh... Ok, !teleport Scary Mountain
 * CyllyBot: N-n-now te-le- BZZZZZZzz....
 * Cylly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * iJustine: *pushes button* should be fixed now, click the little switch with the word Easy on it.
 * Cylly: *clicks switch*
 * Button: That was easy!
 * Cylly: .o.
 * iJustine: Whoops! Wrong button! Aaah... This is the right one! *clicks right switch*
 * CyllyBot: Now teleporting to [Scary Mountain].

Chapter 4: (Not So) Scary Mountain
Everyone (except iJ) appears.

Music starts playing.


 * Music: It's Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday...
 * Cylly: Who is that?
 * Bro: I dunno.
 * Marweeoh: It's coming from the forest.
 * Chill: Let's go!

Everyone walks in the forest.


 * Music: *getting louder* Yesterday was Thurday, today it is Friday, we we we so excited...
 * Brook: ARGH, I hate that song.
 * Bro: Who doesn't?
 * LMGT: I don't! I wantz eat Rebecca Black!
 * Chill: *facepalm*
 * Welcome: Shhh...

The friends are getting nearer and nearer.


 * LaLa: What could it be?
 * Bro: How should I know that?

Chill pushes away the leaves, but his foot gets stuck.


 * Chill: Aaah... I'm stuck!
 * Brook: Shhh! I'll help you!
 * Cylly: Me two!

Brook and Cylly try to help Chill, but Chill falls trough the leaves.


 * Voice: HUH? SNEAKING ON ME LIKE THAT? >:(
 * Chill: Sorry...
 * Voice: GET OUT!

Suddenly Mama Mia appears.


 * Mama Mia: Squeak!

Mama Mia starts eating all the logs.


 * Cylly: What are you doing? Shhh... Be a good girl and stop eating those logs already!
 * Mama Mia: Squeak? Squeak squeak squeak Squeak!
 * Cylly: !translate Mama Mia
 * CyllyBot: Translation: "Why? I want to help Chill!"
 * Cylly: You can't help him by eating logs...
 * CyllyBot: Squeak: "Squeak squea'k squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak..."
 * Mama Mia: :( Swahi squuk!
 * CyllyBot: Translation: Cannot Translate, Copilation Ununderstood.
 * Cylly: WHAT?
 * CyllyBot: Squeak: "SQUEAK?"
 * Mama Mia: Squeak... :| Squeak squeak squeak.
 * CyllyBot: Translation: "Ok... :| I will stop."
 * Cylly: !translate stop
 * CyllyBot: Ok, now stopping translation by [Mama Mia].
 * Bro: Ehhh... Let's see who this is.

They all look trough the bushes and see Penquino and Chill, singing Friday.


 * LMGT: ...
 * Brook: Wow...
 * Bro: Uhhh...
 * LaLa: It's Friday!
 * Cylly: *looks at LaLa*
 * LaLa: What?

Chill notices them.


 * Chill: Hey you guys! Look who I found, it's Penquino, the Mexica...
 * Penquino: >:|

Chapter 5: The Mexi-

 * Penquino: >:|
 * Author's Comment: Ok, ok...

Chapter 5: The Aerican Decent

 * Penquino: American*
 * Author's Comment: Who cares...

Penquino: Chapter 5 starts from here! :D

 * Welcome: LOOK! There's something sparkling in the sea!
 * Brook: What could that be?

Suddenly, Cyllette, Cylly's Wife-to-be appears.


 * Cyllette: TO LIVE OR TO DIE!
 * Cylly: Sorry Cyllette... We're doing another story at the moment.
 * Cyllette: Oh, sorry. Bye! *kisses Cylly*

Cyllette disappears.


 * Brook: That was random.
 * LaLa: ._o
 * Cylly: Anyways, don't forget why we are here!
 * Bro: To !pwn someone?
 * CyllyBot: Sorry, I can't find [someone?], would you like me to !pwn them when they come on?
 * Bro: Yes!
 * Cylly: !spawn someone?
 * CyllyBot: Now spawning [someone?].

A penguin with the name "someone?" appears.


 * CyllyBot: [someone?] found.
 * CyllyBot: Now !pwning [someone?].

"someone?" flies all the way to Yoshi Egg Center.


 * Yoshi: Yay! My mall!
 * Cylly: Anyways, we need to find my pizza. *takes out phone and pushes call button* I'm calling iJ.
 * iJustine: What's the problem?
 * Cylly: Where's my pizza currently located.
 * iJustine: It's on the Fire Dojo.
 * Cylly: Thanks! !teleport Fire Dojo
 * CyllyBot: Teleporting...

Everyone appears at the Fire Dojo.


 * Cylly: LOOK! THERE'S HERBERT!
 * Herbert: Did you meet my bot penguin, Hairbutt?
 * Cylly: So it was you all along! You stole my pizza!
 * Herbert: What? I haven't stolen any pizza... He did.

Mysterious Shadow flies around the Fire Dojo in a few seconds.


 * Cylly: Who's that?
 * Herbert: No idea...
 * Klutzy: Klick, klick!
 * Herbert: !translate Klutzy
 * CyllyBot: Translation: "Klick, klick!"
 * Herbert: You never have anything good to say!
 * CyllyBot: Translation: "You never have anything good to say!"
 * Cylly: !translate stop
 * CyllyBot: Command installed! Now stopping translation by [Klutzy].
 * Brook: Ohajfaehquswhsushshs!
 * Cylly: What???
 * Mysterious Shadow: Zero-Zero-Zero-Zero-Zero!
 * Cylly: !translate Mysterious Shadow
 * CyllyBot: Translation: "0-0-0-0-0!"
 * Cylly: *facepalm*
 * CyllyBot: Zero: "*facepalm*"

Suddenly a slide appears on the side of the Fire Dojo.


 * Chill: A SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on slide*
 * Cylly: Chill! Wait!
 * Chill: Aaaah1111 Imma burning!
 * Cylly: *facepalm* *facepalm* *FACEPALM*

Suddenly Chill explodes.


 * Cylly: Wut...

Suddenly Chill appeares without a scrath.


 * Cylly: Wut...

Chapter 6: Anyways, let's continue the story!
The shadow flew down the slide.


 * Cylly: Now I'll never get my pizza back.
 * Bro: How bad could it be?
 * Chill: Very bad, don't try it!
 * Brook: ._.
 * Welcome: How come I don't talk at all?
 * Brook: I dunno, I guess you're kinda a major-minor character :P

Suddenly, Happy appeares on the slide.


 * Happy: Hey you guys! Guess what?
 * Cylly: What?
 * Happy: I'm going down the slide!
 * Cylly: o.o
 * Happy: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........................
 * Cylly: o.o
 * Happy: COME DOWN THE SLIDE! IT'S FUN!
 * Cylly: o... kay...
 * Chill: Me first!
 * LMGT: DONUTZ! I love you, if I should die, please remember to not forget me!
 * Bro: .o.
 * LMGT: !eat Bro
 * DoodBawt: I !eatz Broseph16
 * Bro: *crack*
 * LMGT: Anyways, me next!
 * Cylly: Me 3
 * Bro: Me 4
 * Brook: Me... 08372738272761762616176261627167
 * Welcome: Me... Welc00me!
 * Cylly: o.o
 * Marweeoh: Me explodes!

Marweeoh explodes and then appears in the same place in 0.00001 seconds.


 * LMGT: Yogurt!
 * GLaDOS: Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.

Suddenly, everyone appears in GLaDOS' chamber.


 * Marweeoh: Oh my gawd...

Chapter 7: Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.

 * LMGT: What is this place?
 * GLaDOS: This is the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
 * LMGT: Is there donuts here?
 * GLaDOS: Of course. Just use that laser over there to spawn some!
 * LMGT: Yay!
 * Cylly: How did we get here?
 * GLaDOS: I have no idea. Maybe sit around for a cup of coffee? Or would you like to sunbathe on our awesome Neurotoxine island?
 * Chill: I want sunbathe!
 * GLaDOS: Ok, !activate neurotoxine island
 * Announcer: Now activating neurotoxine island.
 * GLaDOS: Bye-bye!
 * Cylly: Chill, do you understand what neurotoxine is?
 * Chill: Candy?
 * Cylly: Dum-dum-dum, it's a poisonous gas.

Chapter Battle: GLaDOS

 * rock music*


 * GLaDOS: You will not defeat me!
 * Cylly: Oh yes we will!
 * GLaDOS: I'm not choosing anyone! I'm all by myself!
 * Cylly: Chell! I choose you!


 * GLaDOS > Attacks > Laser Bomb

A Laser Bomb spawner appears. Chell gets hit.


 * Cylly > Chell > Health > 50/100
 * Cylly > Chell > Attacks > Core Removal

Chell removes 3 cores from GLaDOS.


 * GLaDOS > Health > 25/100


 * GLaDOS: AAAAHH! ldjasfjafsepfihpeighpefpiefiehfiefhoieh I cannot live withoooooouuuuuuttttt mycoresbecauseirtssssssssssoooooooouuuuunnnnnnnioefeifhoeisfiohsefoieiofgsheofiseiofsoiehfiosehfiosehfioshefiosheiofhoiehosiheiofhsoiefhsoehfiosiofeosifehsiofhiosefoishefioshfoihfoishfiosehf I HAVE MY ANGER CORE! YOU WILL NEVER kdhaioshdoiashoiawfioawoifhioawhfioawhfiohwaiohafoiwh REVEN LLIW UOY !EROC REGNA YM EVAofjdsfaowhfihwrh390ruokojofjsofsjofpojfpoespoejposejf 0.o


 * GLaDOS > Attacks > Neurotoxine
 * Cylly > Chell > Health > 45/100

Neurotoxine starts coming from the walls.


 * Cylly > Chell > Attacks > Remove Anger Core

Chell removes the Anger Core and burns it.


 * GLaDOS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*voice is pitching higher*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

GLaDOS explodes an everyone appears at the Ninja Hideout. They see the mysterious shadow stop.

Chapter 7: Pizza Party!

 * Cylly: Who are you?
 * Shadow: Greetings Grasshopper!
 * Cylly: :O! You're Sensei?
 * Shadow: You're right Grasshopper!

Shadow changes into Sensei.


 * Everyone: :O
 * Sensei: Here's your pizza Grasshopper!
 * Cylly: Thanks! Why did you take it?
 * Sensei: To test you! I'm glad that you found it! Also, I found the location device from the pizza ages ago and placed it to the Scary Mountain.
 * Cylly: How did it get to the Fire Dojo then?
 * Sensei: It must have fallen off... But I don't know.
 * Cylly: Thank you Sensei!
 * Sensei: You're welcome Grasshopper!

Everyone goes to the Pizza Parlor and has a great time eating pizza & donuts (LMGT only).


 * Brook: Everyone, stand still. I'm going to set the camera on 20 seconds, and we'll take a picture!

The camera takes a picture of everyone. Check out the picture at Party Postcard this page!

Epilogue: The Sparkling Treasure

 * Cylly: Ever wondered what the Sparkling thing was that we all saw?
 * Brook: It was Rockhopper's lost treasure! :P
 * Cylly: Seriously Brook?
 * Brook: Yeah, I told about it to Rockhopper, and he said that it was his treasure, and thanks to us he found the treasure!
 * Cylly: :D

Anyways, thanks for reading! Buh bye!

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