Creepyspaghetti/Klipper

Once upon a time there was a world-Which is basically the same world we live in but anyways- There was a world... AND THEN THERE WAS A PENGUIN NAMED KLIPPER. He had a pair of scissors, WHICH HE USED TO CUT OFF EVERYBODY'S WIGS (oh deh horror!)! AND HE LAUGHED. HE LAUGHED SO HARD! HE CONTINUED TO LAUGH! He made the ultimate wig using everybody else's wig remains. And then his brother Shava came. Shava shaved Klipper's wig off. And then Klipper cried. He cried so hard so he passed out. Nothing else is known of this tale.


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