Creepyspaghetti/The Curse of Pete Sahs

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A DOOD ON #CLUBPENGUINWIKI-SHOPS! His name was... Lego here. (OOOH! SPOOKY!!!) One day, an awesome dood named Chill if Lego here knew about the legendary Pete Sahs. Lego here said no, he did not know about Pete Sahs and he didn't care. Another awesome dood named Mario chimed in. "WHAT?!? YOU'RE INSANE! YOU NEVER HEARD ABOUT PETE SAHS?!?!??!?!? AND YES YOU DO CARE!!!"

Chill pulled a saw out of his hat and then gave it to himself and bamboozled Mario. Anyway, an awesome doodette named Hat Pop came and Mario told her about the evilllll situation. "He will...", Hat said with an evil grin and she kicked him from the channel. (OOOH! SPOOKY!!!)

Later that day, Lego here was crossing the road when an old jalopy drove over his foot. Freddy Kroogar poked his head out the window and laughed at him. "What the heck was that?", Lego said, and his friend Penstubal walked up next to him. "What's up?" Pen asked. "I just got my foot ran over by an old jalopy" Lego said, not feeling the need to use a period. Suddenly a huge semi zoomed down the road and squashed Lego, but Penstubal wasn't hit at all. "Okay, this is really weird!" Lego said, and he went back to #clubpenguinwiki-shops. (OOOH! SPOOKY!!!)

"Guys, I just got ran over by an old jalopy, and a huge semi." Lego told them. "Dood, this is obviously the Curse of Pete Sahs!" Chill replied. "Yeah, if you don't know about Pete Sahs and you don't care, you get really bad luck" Mario said, also not feeling the need to use a period. "How do I stop it?" Lego asked. "The only way to remove the Curse of Pete Sahs is to go to Shark's house and steal all his books." Hat told him. (OOOH! SPOOKY!!!) And so Lego went to pillage Sharkbate's belongings. (FANCY TALK)

At Shark's house, Lego stole all of Shark's books as commanded. But alarms went off and he was captured! He was taken to a rocky platform above the Fire Dojo by some security guards. Suddenly a gust of wind came and almost blew Lego's cage over and dumped him into the lava. But not quite! Then a butterfly accidentally hit the cage and it was sent careening into the lava... WHOOSH!!! Lego got roasted! Brookelas appeared and laughed at him. "Kentucky Fried Brookelas, eh? How about Kentucky Fried Lego!", and he left. Lego escaped and got back to #clubpenguinwiki-shops, where Snowstormer was furious at him for eating all his snow cones. And so Snow kicked him off the channel. (OOOH! SPOOKY!!!) Then he laughed with Chill, Mario, Hat, Freddy Kroogar, Penstubal, and Shark.

Afterwards, Lego came back again. "What was that for?!?" he yelled. "There is no curse of Pete Sahs!" Hat laughed. "This was all an elaborate hoax we created because we were bored!" Penstubal said. And then, Lego did something CRAZEE. He stole Chill's op badge and kicked Chill, Mario, Hat, Freddy Kroogar, Penstubal, Shark, and Snow from the channel forever.

A few seconds later they all revolted and beat up Lego cuz they felt like it. The End!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! SPOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!