GGD's Wacky Misadventures

The first story in GGD's Wacky Misadventures!

Chapter One: EXPLOSIONZZZZZ
It was a fine day in CP. GGD was taking a nap.

GGD: Zzz...

Suddenly, GGD's Spy Phone rang!

GGD: Five more minutes, Mommy...

Fire: Oh, for Pete's sake.

Fire the Puffle answers the phone.

Fire: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

Gary: Tell GGD to step outside his igloo.

Fire: m'kay

Fire hangs up and smacks GGD.

GGD: My beak!

Fire: Go outside, wuss.

GGD goes outside and the ground underneath him blows up.

GGD: WAHHH!

Ground: trollololol

GGD goes flying and crashes into Chill's igloo, where Chill was eating a pretzel.

Chill: wut?

GGD: I just got blown up!

Suddenly, Mario comes flying into Chill's igloo and lands on his box of pretzels.

Mario: OOH! Auntie Anne's!

Chill: my pretzels DX

Mario eats the pretzels. Suddenly, Gary comes flying into the igloo.

Chill: dis is no free for all!

Gary: My apologies. The Protobot has returned and is attacking CP! His minions have put little bombs underneath the city.

Author: NO SERIOUSNESS! NOT IN MAH HOUSE! !pwnGary

Gary goes flying into the sky and lands on the Tallest Mountain at the Protobot's feet.

Protobot: O_o

Gary: uh oh.

Protobot throws Gary into the ocean. Gary lands in Davy Jones's Locker.

GGD: LEGASP

Chill: LEGASP

Mario: LEGASP

GGD: doods, we have to stop the Protobot.

Chill falls back asleep. Mario goes back to eating his pretzels.

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Chill

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Mario

GGD: Come on guys!

The Party leaves Chill's igloo and the ground underneath them explodes. The Party goes flying into the Dock.

GGD: Come on guize, I know a shortcut to the Tallest Mountain!

Mario: yey

Suddenly, a magical map lands on GGD's head.

GGD: ooh a new hat

Chill looks at the map.

Chill: GGD, it says not to follow the shortcut.

GGD: whynaut?

The Author spits on GGD.

GGD: ewww

Author: Because I said so! This story would end too quickly.

GGD, Chill and Mario follow the map until they end up at the Cove.

Mario: The map says to go to the Forest!

The Party goes to the forest.

GGD: come on guys, let's head to the Plaza! I'm hungry for some pizza..

All of a sudden, Ben lands in front of them out of nowhere.

Ben: NOPE!

GGD: yay, first boss battle! Goodie!

Boss: Ben 100022
Ben: ihateyouall

GGD: k

GGD - Pie Throw

GGD: Hiyah!

Ben: DX (8/10)

Mario - Hammer Slam

Mario: GET IN THE GROUND BOI

Ben: mah head! (5/10)

Ben - Spam Attack

Ben: umad?

GGD: IT HURTS MY HEAD! (8/10)

Mario: OWW (8/10)

Chill: MY HAT! (8/10)

Chill - Party Hat Throw

Chill: I choose you, Beta Hat!

Ben: pointy DX (3/10)

GGD - Pie Throw

GGD: BLUEBERRY POWERS

Ben: NUUUUU (0/10)

Ben gets thrown down into Davy Jones's Locker by one of those demons from the first live-action Scooby-Doo movie.

Chapter Two: My Demons Hide... not
The Party walks into the Plaza.

GGD: what does the fox- I mean map say?

Chill: it says to follow the yellow brick road?

Mario: that's a bunch of phooey.

Suddenly a yellow brick road appears. The Party follows the yellow brick road into the Town.

GGD: lets go party in the night club!

The yellow brick road leads into the Night Club.

GGD: YAY

The Party walks in the Night Club. The yellow brick road leads down to one of the speakers. The Party goes into the speaker and teleports to the Beach.

GGD: i thought we were going to the boiler room...

The yellow brick road fades away.

Chill: so now what?

Mario: lets just go to the Ski Hill!

The Party goes to the Ski Hill. A giant sign that says THIS IS NOT THE PATH TO THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN pops up.

Author: it actually is LOLZ

GGD: -_-

The Party goes past the sign until they find the Demons chasing around Penstubal and CK.

Pens: GAHHH!

CK: YOU BELONG IN 2002!

GGD: should we help?

Author: if you want this story to continue.

Boss: Demons
Demons - Morph Power

The 2 Demons morph into dinosaurs and stomp on GGD, Chill and Mario.

GGD: ow (8/10)

Chill: ow (8/10)

Mario: ow (8/10)

GGD - Corny Joke

GGD: Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!

The Demons begin to cry.

Demon #1: WAHHH (6/10)

Demon #2: WAHHH (6/10)

Mario - Hammer Throw

Mario: it's all in the arm, folks.

Demon #1: my eye! (4/10)

Chill - Puffle Summon

Chill's puffles charge into the Demons.

Demon #1: NOOOO! (0/10)

Demon #2: NOOOO! (0/10)

The demons fade.

Author: LEVEL UP! The Party now has 15 health points!

Party: yay!

NEW PARTY MEMBER: Pens

NEW PARTY MEMBER: CK

Chapter Three: The Shed Behind The Ski Hill
Coming soon.