The Secret of the Cave/Mountain

You: "Finally, here I am... but wait, where is the secret entrance?"

Random Penguin: "Ohairthere"

You: "What?"

Random Penguin: "O...hai... there."

You: "Again, what?"

Random Penguin: "Oh, hello there!"

You: "Couldn't you have said that first, Walrus?"

Random Penguin pulls off a mask, he is indeed a Walrus, but you aren't catching them today.

You: "Of course, the sparkling ice..."

Locations

 * The Cave
 * Err... I need rest.