(Not So) good timing

(One day, Broseph and his friends were at The christmas bakery) (LMGT eats the 28 batches of cookies made) (Broseph makes a giant batch for LMGT but while taking them out of the machine, he bumps into a girl) (After 7 days in jail, Broseph went back to the bakery where everyone else was) (Chill faceplams) (Broseph goes and grabs all of brook's stuff and builds a time machine) (Broseph spends 38 hours making the time machine before it's ready) (Chill and Mario raise their flippers) (They all stand on it) (LMGT sits on the time travel button and they teleport) (They come out of the time travel portal and land on an ancient island) (They all stare at LMGT who is eating a person) (LMGT spits out a bronze plate) (They hear a volcano erupt behind them) (they all run but are trapped by a ring of fire) (They all get on the machine and it won't work) (They see a fireball coming toward them) (The fireball hits the uranium rod place and they teleport) (They fly out the portal) (They check a cyber-calander) (They head downtown) (They head further downtown until they see a mile-long lineup for a theme park) (At the front of the line) (He looks way at the back and goes there) (They all run but Future-Broseph calls them back) (Future-Broseph and Broseph facepalm) (Broseph dodges) (They all get seated on the roller coaster and it takes off) (All of a sudden, they hear the roller coaster starting to collapse) (The whole thing crashes to earth) (They see Future-Chill and Future-Mario coming with wrenches) (Logic fairy teleports them there) (LMGT eats the whole donut shop supply in 0.00000000001 seconds) (Future-LMGT leads LMGT into the back of the bakery) (LMGT bows down to the machine) (They head to Johnny's place where he is making a project) (They head to Future-Broseph's office) (Broseph swings into the chair in 0.0001 seconds and gets to work) (Brook, Mario, Chill and Penquino head for the Future-Cafe) (Brook facepalms) (Brook looks up a brain surgeon) (Chill dials and noone answers) (The phone rings and Chill answers) (Brook facepalms) (Brook takes the phone) (Brook hangs up) (Penquino makes a hot dog but with a stick of dynamite as the weiner) (Mario grabs the hot dog before chill can bite it and throws in Brook's pants) (Brook flies into the air) (Brook comes crashing down) (They run) (2 hours later, they arrive at the clinic just in time) (The doctor stops Mario) (The doctor brings them into the operating room) (4 hours later, the surgery is complete) (They leave) (They shake on it) (They head there and get on the Roller Coaster) (Penquino gets jacked off the ride and goes flying) (Once Brook got off the ride he went looking for penquino) (Once Brook found Penquino he told the same thing) (They head to Donut-Doodily Pastries) (Penquino pulls out a stick of dynamite and blows up Future-LMGT) (They grab LMGT and tell him the same thing Brook told Penquino) (They head to Broseph's office and Penquino knocks on the door) (Brook tells the same thing) (They head downstairs and see chill and Mario doing paperwork) (Brook seals Chill and Mario in a bag) (Broseph goes to press the time travel button when...) (Brook calls up Dr. Jacob Jeffers) (They wait for 19 seconds and he arrives) (He removes their intelligence) (Chill eats the doctor) (They all step in the portal and land on the advent calander)
 * Brook: I love making cookies!
 * LMGT: And I love eating em'!
 * Penquino: :(
 * Broseph: I'll make a special batch for LMGT...
 * Girl: AHH!!! How dare you!?!? I'll put you in jail for this!
 * Chill and Mario: O_O
 * Brook: What happened?
 * Broseph: "Harrasment" He said...
 * Mario: OH EM GEE
 * Broseph: I liked the past. Before women could vote, before women could get a job, before women could drive!
 * Penquino: When MEN ruled the world!
 * Brook: Yeah!
 * Chill: Yeah!!
 * Broseph: I got an idea...
 * Brook: >:(
 * Broseph: Oh, grow up!
 * Brook: :|
 * Mario: That's a SAD time machine...
 * Chill: Yeah. It's just a steel platfrom with plutonium in the middle...
 * Broseph: Who's the one that's mastered time travel before here?
 * Broseph: -_____________-
 * Broseph: Everybody get on the time machine!
 * Broseph: What time do we wanna visit?
 * Chill: Before yew were born!!
 * Broseph: -.-
 * LMGT: I tired...
 * Chill: Woah!!!
 * Penquino: It's SHINY!!!
 * Brook: Where are we?
 * Broseph: Don't look at me. Blame LMGT...
 * LMGT: Yummeh ^_^
 * LMGT: I feel something coming up!...
 * Broseph: Gimme that!
 * Penquino: It says: "Fubequarius. Head preist of Atlantis"! :O
 * Brook: We're in Atlantis?!? Cool!!! :D
 * Broseph: What's that noise??!?
 * All: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Mario: We're gonna die!!
 * LMGT: I'm too hungry to die!!! D:
 * Chill: Why aint eet workin!!??!??
 * Broseph: The uranium rod must be dead.
 * Brook: Where are we gonna find a uranium rod in atlantis!?!?!?
 * Broseph: Well, we're dead...
 * Penquino: We're SO dead...
 * Chill: Where now!??!!?
 * Broseph: By the looks of it, we're going WAY into the future...
 * Brook: Oh, WOW!!!!
 * Penquino: This is amazing!
 * Chill: How do we know that we didn't alter something in the past?
 * Broseph: No proof. We need to find out what year this is.
 * Brook: It's the year 16 484!
 * LMGT: :O
 * Chill: WOW...
 * Mario: Waitaminute.. this isn't Club Penguin.
 * Chill: Marweeoh's rite. It's nutsville!!!
 * Brook: Cool!
 * Broseph: We should explore!
 * Chill: Woah! Flying cars!!!
 * Mario: Woah!!!
 * Brook: That must be popular...
 * Broseph: Waitaminute. This looks like my architecture...
 * Future-Broseph: Wait... Is that... me??
 * Broseph: AAAHHHHHHHHH My future self!!!!
 * Brook: Whadda you want friend murderer?
 * Broseph: This guy is my WAY future self! But, the evil Future-Broseph (which we killed) was only in 2012.
 * Penquino: Oh yeah :|
 * Future-Broseph: I remember killing myself...
 * Chill: Now time to cut off Broseph's head!
 * Broseph: No!
 * Chill: Awww... :(
 * Future-Broseph: Wanna come on the crazy-roller-coaster? It's my biggest attraction!
 * Mario: Umm.. why??
 * LMGT: Yeah..
 * Future-Broseph: It's a haywire roller coaster! People love it!
 * Mario: Let's go then!!!
 * Chill: WooHoo!!!!
 * Penquino: Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
 * Brook: Yahoo!!!
 * Broseph: Crap...
 * All: Ow....
 * Broseph: Their shirts say: "Broseph16 contracting" :O
 * Chill: Wtf??
 * Future-Chill: We're here sir!
 * Future-Broseph: Good get to work!
 * Mario: We work for you?
 * Broseph: I suppose...
 * LMGT: I'm hungreh...
 * Brook: You're always hungry. That's because of you bladder disorder I think...
 * Penquino: Logic Fairy! Tell us a good place to eat!
 * Logic-Fairy: Dounut-Doodily-Pastries.
 * LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 * Future-LMGT: Yew idiot!
 * Brook: That "idiot" is you past self :|
 * Future-LMGT: O_O
 * Broseph: KD
 * LMGT: I wantz more food...
 * Future-LMGT: Come here.
 * Future-LMGT: Say hello to the Donut-maker 3000!!
 * LMGT: :O
 * Future-LMGT: :| Get up.
 * Future-LMGT: This machine can make 4000 donuts a minute. That's why I only need to use it once a week! :P
 * LMGT: I wanna stay here!!
 * Future-LMGT: Ok..
 * Broseph: I think I heard him saying he wants to stay. Let's go see what Johnny's up to!
 * Future-Johnny: Get lost. Busy.
 * Chill: :|
 * Future-Broseph: Hey guys!
 * Broseph: Hi.
 * Future-Broseph: You wanna do my job?
 * Broseph: Do I??!?!!?
 * Mario: Nerd...
 * Brook: He doesn't want our company. Let's go...
 * Penquino: I wonder why they call it the "Future Cafe" when this is the present?
 * Chill: Idk
 * Brook: You know nothing...
 * Chill: Come again?
 * Penquino: Chill, we need to get you in for brain surgery...
 * Mario: Even I have to admit.. It's true...
 * Brook: Here we go! 183-1935
 * Chill: Darn
 * Penquino: :|
 * Chill: Hello! I'd like to order a double squid pizza!
 * Guy on the phone: I'm the Brain surgeon. My name is Jacob Jeffers.
 * Brook: Doctor! When can we get him in??
 * Dr. Jacob Jeffers: Umm... Try 2:00?
 * Brook: Ok. It's what now?
 * Dr. Jacob Jeffers: 12:45
 * Brook: Ok!
 * Brook: Surgery is at 2:00.
 * Penquino: According to the PhonePad, it says the adress is 194 wright street. And that's at least 2 hours walking!
 * Mario: Letz go!
 * Penquino: Or...
 * Chill: Yummeh! ^_^
 * Brook: O_O
 * Penquino: KD
 * Brook: >:(
 * Penquino: No time for you tantrums. We have to get to the clinic!
 * Dr. Jacob Jeffers: Ok, Chill! Let's go into the operating room!
 * Mario: Noez!!
 * Dr. jacob Jeffers: I think i should bring this buy too...
 * Brook: It'll be weird having a SMART chill and Mario...
 * Penquino: I agree
 * Chill and Mario: Salutations
 * Brook: Hi
 * Chill: We're off to find jobs. Bye!
 * Brook: Now it's only me and you...
 * Penquino: I guess...
 * Brook: Friends?
 * Penquino: Friends.
 * Penquino: Let's go to the amusment park.
 * Brook: WooHoo!!!
 * Penquino: This is awes-
 * Brook: Crap...
 * Brook: I never realized the future was such a bad thing! We have to get back to Club Penguin!
 * Penquino: I agree. We have to find LMGT first...
 * Brook: LMGT! You're coming with us!
 * Future-LMGT: No he isn't! He belongs to ME now!
 * Penquino: :|
 * Brook: :)
 * LMGT: Ok... I guess it's for the best.
 * Brook: Good. Now we have to find Broseph...
 * Broseph: Wadda you want?
 * Broseph: Sounds worthy. Where's Chill and Mario?
 * Brook: They got brain surgery and went to get jobs...
 * Broseph: I see.
 * Broseph: Actually, I don't even know my employees so maybe they're here. I heard my counterpart hired 2 really smart guys today.
 * Brook: Where would they be?
 * Broseph: Downstairs.
 * Brook: You're comin with us!
 * Brook: You still have the time machine?
 * Broseph: Yup. It seems like that fireball recharged the uranium.
 * Penquino: STOP!!!!
 * Broseph: ?
 * Penquino: We have to reduce Chill and Mario's intelligence before going anywhere!
 * Brook: Hi! Can we have an Intelligence-ectemy for the same 2 guys? We can? Thanks!
 * Brook: He said He's on his way...
 * Dr. Jacob Jefferson: Hey.
 * Brook: Now do your job!
 * Dr. Jacob Jefferson: Gladly.
 * Chill: Oooh!!!
 * Chill: Yummeh! ^_^
 * Brook: :|
 * Broseph: Let's go home!
 * Brook: Ouch....

The End