Mission to Destroy SOPA

Prologue: Bro's Excitement Dream
Bro is in his igloo, waiting for 9:00 PM to come.

Bro: COME ON! AT 9, IT WILL BE 12 IN EST AND ZEN WE WILL FIND OUT IS SOPA IS GOOD FOR NOW! IT BETTER FAILZ OR ELSE!!!!!!!!! Hey, what does SOPA stand for anyways?

Sea: Stop Online Piracy Act :)

Sea explodes

Oh and BTW, it is 7:42 PM.

Bro: I think I better get to sleep while I wait!

Bro: ZzzzzZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz!

Bro: Huh? Where am I? I!! I!! I!!

A Viking Girl: Hello! We are vikings! I am Viking Brook, and that is Viking Chill.

Bro: Where are we, what are we doing?

Viking Chill: We are here to !pwn yew!

Viking Brook: !pwn Bro

Bro: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bro gets !pwned high, and falls in the water, his flipper gets chopped off by a shark, and gets stung by jellyfish.

Nelson: HAHA!

Viking Brook: >:( !pwn Nelson

Nelson: HAHA! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!

Viking Chill: Anyways, we eez joining yer partay!

Viking Brook and Viking Chill join zee Party!

PT: Hey! I LUV ZIS AUTHORING JOB!

Viking Chill: PT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PT gets squished by Random Chinese Guy.

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

PT: Why did you do dat!

Random Chinese Guy: AYONG CHING CHANG CHONG!

Dictionary Man: That means the Brooktacular Contractor told him to!

Brooktacular Contractor: :)

Chapter 1: A Viking we will go!
Bro: So, where exacly eez we headed to?

Viking Brook: Uhhhhh! To zee Mermaid Isles.

Viking Chill: We might need a Mermaid to help us destory SOPA! They have some very powerful powers.

Bro: Wait! THIS ISN'T CLUB PENGUIN! BLAIDAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA END TRANSMISSION

PT: This called a DREAM you silly diddly doodly person!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY

Random Chinese Guy jumps on PT.

PT: Ow!

Fourth Wall: Now you know how I feel!

PT: Grrrr...

Viking Chill: I can't wait for the final boss! It will be in Chapter 10!

Fourth Wall: OWIE! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

PT: Thanks Chill!

Viking Brook: I AM WORKING ON ZEE VIKING SHIP! ALL ZEE LIVE LONG DAY! IVE BEEN WORKING ON ZEE VIKING SHIP JUST TO PASS ZEE TIME AWAY AND DESTROY SOPA!

Viking Chill: Stop singing that 9001 times a day!

Viking Brook: Actually, I sing in 9002 times a day!

Viking Chill and Bro: NOW IT IS REALLY OVAH 9000!!!!!!

Viking Brook: LD

Bro: LD?

Viking Chill: Yeah, LD is the new KD which was the new XD!

Bro: Ok then... HEY LOOK! MERMAID ISLAND!

The Vikings and Bro head towards a nice Tropical Island, with a pond, and lots of mermaidy stuff.

Viking Brook: Viking Chill, wut mermaid should we get!

Viking Chill: Mermaid Hat! She has cute bunny ears!

Bro: How about her and Mermaid Emly?

Viking Brook: OK :D!

Mermaid Hat and Mermaid Emly jump out of the mermaid pond, and join zee party.

Mermaid Happy77: I THOUGHT I WOULD BE PICKED!

Boss: Mermaid Happy77
Mermaid Hat: You will not get away with this!

Mermaid Hat jumps right up to Mermaid Happy77, and attacks her.

Mermaid Happy77: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Viking Brook: TAKE THIS!

Viking Brook gets a Golden Viking Helmet, and pokes Mermaid Happy77 with it. Mermaid Happy77 took the viking helemt, and throws it at Viking Chill.

Viking Chill: GRRRRRRRR! Hey Bro! What can you do!

Bro: Errrrrrrrr... Well.... IDK!

Mermaid Emly: HMPH!

Mermaid Emly picks up Mermaid Happy77 and throws her at Bro.

Bro: OH NOEZ OH NOEZ OH NOEZ!

Bro runs around in circles, and Mermaid Happy77 falls intoa garden.

PT: OW! DAT WUZ ME!

PT throws Happy77 into a spiky garden.

Mermaid Happy77: OWIE!

Bro: We better be on our way! Come on mermaids!

Chapter 2: To Commander Isles!
Viking Brook: So now, we must be headed towards Commander Isles! WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR! YAYZ!

PT: YAYZ!

Random Chinese Guy comes, and runs into PT, but doesn't watch where he is going, and lands beside Mermaid Happy77 in the Spiky Garden.

PT: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

PT: Does he every stop laughing?

Mermaid Emly: NEVAH!

Viking Chill: IKR!

The Party heads towards Commander Isles, and see some Commanders in training.

Viking Brook: IF IT ISN'T COMMANDER LM96! Long time no see!

Commander LM96: !pwn Brook

Commander LM96Bot: Now !pwning BROOK!

Viking Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Commander LM96: I will join yew to help! I HATEZ ME SOME SOPA!

Commander LM96Bot: NAO OBEYING Commander LM96! !hate SOPA

Bro: Pointless?

Commander LM96: DON'T CALL MY BOT POINTLESS! !pwn Bro

Commander LM96Bot: NAO !pwning BRO!

Bro: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Commander LM96: Stay behind Commander LM96Bot! I will call you when needed!

Commander Gizmo: OH NOEZ! YEW WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT A GOOD GOODBYE!

Boss: Commander Gizmo
Commander LM96: !pwn Gizmo

Commander LM96Bot: NAO !pwning Gizmo

Commander Gizmo: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Commander Gizmo lands in the Spiky Garden with Random Chinese Guy and Mermaid Happy77.

Mermaid Happy77: A NEW FRIEND :D!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Bro: Maybe the easiest boss EVAH!

The Party sets sail again.

Chapter 3: Mermaid Hat's Secret Identity
Mermaid Hat: WHat is that chapter name all about? I don't have a secret identity!

The Party: OR DO YEW!

Mermaid Hat: Wait and see :)!

The Party sets sail for who knows where.

PT: Sorry, got lazy!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

PT gets squished again!

PT: Wait, how did you, get out of the spiky garden.

AT THE SPIKY GARDEN

Mermaid Happy77: STOOPID RANDOM CHINESE GUY USED ME AS A TRAMPOLINE!

PT: Alright! Back to the bushes.

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHYOHYOHYOHYOHOY!

Random Chinese Guy runs right to the Spiky Garden.

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOY!

Viking Brook: Anyways, we are sailing and BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Viking Chill: WOAH! A WHIRLPOOL!

The Viking Ship falls down the whirlpool, along with the Party, and they end up in some weird Underwater Cavern.

Mermaid Hat: Now time for something special.

Mermaid Hat turns into a Ninja Mermaid.

Mermaid Hat: I AM A NINJA!

Something started rising out of the underwater cavern. It was big, and giant :P

Mecha-Herbert: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Boss:Mecha Herbert
Mermaid Hat: Leave it to me!

Mermaid Hat goes Ninja and ninjas Mecha-Herbert. Randomly, Mermaid Hat, Mecha-Herbert, Bro and Viking Brook is teleported to Card Jitsu Water.

They all use an element, except for Bro who forgets, and falls down the waterfall.

Bro: D'OH I MISSED!


 * 1) Mermaid Hat
 * 2) Mecha Herbert
 * 3) Viking Brook

Viking Brook gets a power card, and skips 2 spaces, passing Mecha Herbet.


 * 1) Mermaid Hat
 * 2) Viking Brook
 * 3) Mecha Herbert

Sensei: WOOT WOOT!

Sensei explodes.

Bro: AWKWARD TURTLE!

Random Turtle: QUACK!

Random Turtle sprints away.

Mermaid Hat rings the gong, sending Mecha Herbert and Viking Brook away.

Mermaid Hat: NINJAH POWAH!

Viking Brook is teleported to the gong, and so is Bro and the rest of the party. Viking Chill rings the gong very loud, and the party is sent back up to the sea.

Chapter 4: Explorer's Jungle
Bro: Now where are we going?

Viking Chill: To Explorer Jungle.

Commander LM96: OH NO! YOU DONT WANNA GO THERE! IT IS HARD!

Viking Brook: But we need Explorer zee Explorer, and Adventurer Mario.

Mermaid Hat: How many people do we need?

Viking Chill: SOPA will not be easy to destory! The villain behind it isn't weak!

Bro: Who is the villain?

Viking Brook: That we do not know!

Mermaid Emly: NOW ARRIVING AT EXPLORER JUNGLE!

Donkey Kong: *DK noise*! WELCOME TO MAH JUNGLE!

Commander LM96: Hello! I am looking for Explorer zee Explorer and Adventurer Mario.

DK: BUT THOSE ARE MY BEST GUYS!

Bro: We are trying to destroy SOPA!

DK: Oh and who are you? You look UNWORTHY! Well, I have 6 races set up, if you can beat me and my kongs in a SIX RACE GRAND PRIX then you can take them!

Viking Chill: YOU ARE ON!

Mario Kart GP
PT:AND ZEE RACERS ARE

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Random Chinese Guy runs over PT, and gets teleported back to zee Spiky Garden.

PT: How DOES he do that?


 * Bro (Medium Weight)
 * Viking Brook (Cruiser Weight)
 * DK (Cruiser Weight)
 * Diddy Kong (Light Weight)
 * Dixie Kong (Light Weight)
 * Tiny Kong (Medium Weight)
 * Baby DK (Feather Weight)
 * Funky Kong (Heavy Weight)

PT: AND NAO LETZ GET STARTED!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Random Chinese Guy runs over PT, and gets teleported back to zee Spiky Garden.

Race 1: N64 DK Jungle Parkway
PT: READY! SET! GOOOOOO!

The racers are off in DK's Jungle Parkway! They head past a large ramp, and is headed towards the island. Bro, DK and Funky Kong miss it, and fall in the river, putting them behind.


 * 1) Viking Brook
 * 2) Dixie Kong
 * 3) Diddy Kong
 * 4) Baby DK
 * 5) Tiny Kong
 * 6) Funky Kong
 * Bro
 * DK

The racers head over a bridge. Baby DK sees a banana on a tree, and falls back in last place.


 * 1) Viking Brook
 * 2) Dixie Kong
 * 3) Diddy Kong
 * 4) Tiny Kong
 * 5) Funky Kong
 * Bro
 * DK
 * 1) Baby DK

Bro grabs a golden mushroom, and speeds to 2nd, but Dixie hits him with a Red Shell. She also hits Viking Brook, so Dixie is in first.


 * 1) Dixie Kong
 * 2) Viking Brook
 * Bro
 * 1) Diddy Kong
 * 2) Tiny Kong
 * 3) Funky Kong
 * DK
 * 1) Baby DK

The racers head on a dirt path, and are on the 2nd lap, where there is almost no action, so let's skip to LAP 3!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

PT: DARN IT!

PT gets ran over by Random Chinese Guy, and Random CHinese Guy is, yes, back in the spiky garden.

Baby DK passes DK. Tiny passes Diddy, and Funky hits Dixie with a Blue shell, letting Viking Brook go in first, and win!


 * 1) Viking Brook (FINISHED)
 * 2) Dixie Kong (FINISHED)
 * 3) Bro (FINISHED)
 * 4) Tiny Kong (FINISHED)
 * 5) Diddy Kong (FINISHED)
 * 6) Funky Kong
 * 7) Baby DK
 * DK

Baby DK makes a mad dash, and passes Funky, and everyone crosses.


 * 1) Viking Brook (FINISHED)
 * 2) Dixie Kong (FINISHED)
 * 3) Bro (FINISHED)
 * 4) Tiny Kong (FINISHED)
 * 5) Diddy Kong (FINISHED)
 * 6) Baby DK (FINISHED)
 * 7) Funky Kong (FINISHED)
 * 8) DK (FINISHED)

And zee pointz:


 * 1) Viking Brook (10)
 * 2) Dixie Kong (8)
 * 3) Bro (6)
 * 4) Tiny Kong (4)
 * 5) Diddy Kong (3)
 * 6) Baby DK (2)
 * 7) Funky Kong (1)
 * 8) DK (0)

Race 2: GBA Riverside Park
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

PT: Can we skip!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOY!

PT: Trample me one more time, and we skip to the last one!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOY!

Random Chinese Guy trampels over PT.

SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!

Race 6: 3DS DK Jungle
And the points are as follows...


 * 1) Viking Brook (46)
 * 2) Dixie Kong (44)
 * 3) Bro (40)
 * 4) Tiny Kong (37)
 * 5) Diddy Kong (36)
 * 6) Funky Kong (25)
 * 7) Baby DK (22)
 * 8) DK (0)

Viking Chill: BUT THAT DOESN'T ADD UP RIGHT!

PT: WHO CARES! EET EEZ NAUT SO EE PEA EF!

Viking Chill: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

READY SET GO!

The racers are OFF! They pass DK's house, and are in the same position as the GP order as of now.


 * 1) Viking Brook
 * 2) Dixie Kong
 * Bro
 * 1) Tiny Kong
 * 2) Diddy Kong
 * 3) Funky Kong
 * 4) Baby DK
 * DK

DK: WHY DO I HAVE NO PTS!

Bro: BECAUSE YEW SUCK!

DK: DAT EEZ EET!

DK hits everyone with lightning and a blooper, and heads up to first.


 * DK
 * 1) Viking Brook
 * 2) Dixie Kong
 * Bro
 * 1) Tiny Kong
 * 2) Diddy Kong
 * 3) Funky Kong
 * 4) Baby DK

Everyone passes DK again.


 * 1) Viking Brook
 * 2) Dixie Kong
 * Bro
 * 1) Tiny Kong
 * 2) Diddy Kong
 * 3) Funky Kong
 * 4) Baby DK
 * DK

DK: D'OH I MISSED!

The Party bounces on a giant flower, Bro and Dixie passing Viking Brook.

Dixie: YAYZ!

Bro: NAUT FOR LONG!

Bro smacks Dixie's cart, but Dixie stays in first, and Bro falls behind a bit.

Bro: D'OH I MISSED!


 * 1) Dixie Kong
 * 2) Viking Brook
 * 3) Tiny Kong
 * 4) Diddy Kong
 * Bro
 * 1) Funky Kong
 * 2) Baby DK
 * DK

Viking Brook, being a Cruiser Weight, and Dixie being light, smacks Dixie harder, and Dixie falls behind DK.


 * 1) Viking Brook
 * 2) Tiny Kong
 * 3) Diddy Kong
 * Bro
 * 1) Funky Kong
 * 2) Baby DK
 * DK
 * 1) Dixie Kong

Baby Dk makes a dash for it as well, and finds a shortcut, taking him to 3rd place.


 * 1) Viking Brook
 * 2) Tiny Kong
 * 3) Baby DK
 * 4) Diddy Kong
 * Bro
 * 1) Funky Kong
 * DK
 * 1) Dixie Kong

The racers hangglide across teh river, and are on Lap 2.

Tiny Kong and Dixie Kong and Bro all bounce awesomely on teh flower, and move up, but Bro who gets hit and sent into the river.

Lakitu: I HATE MAH JOB!

Lakitu (sadly) rescues Bro, but puts him in last.


 * 1) Tiny Kong
 * 2) Viking Brook
 * 3) Dixie Kong
 * 4) Baby DK
 * 5) Diddy Kong
 * 6) Funky Kong
 * DK
 * Bro

Viking Brook: OH NOEZ!

The lap continues as is, and on 3rd Lap, DK uses a Bullet Bill to reach 3rd place, but slows down to 7th (Bro in last).

Dixie Kong: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

The race continues blah blah blah and the finals are as so:


 * 1) Tiny Kong
 * 2) Viking Brook
 * 3) Dixie Kong
 * 4) Baby DK
 * Bro
 * 1) Diddy Kong
 * 2) Funky Kong
 * DK

PT: And zee moment we have all been waiting for.

Random CHinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYOYHIY!

PT gets ran over by Random CHinese Guy again, who gets sent back to the Spiky Garden.

PT: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

AND ZEE POINTZ:


 * 1) Viking Brook (54)
 * 2) Dixie Kong (50)
 * 3) Tiny Kong (47)
 * 4) Bro (43)
 * 5) Diddy Kong (36)
 * 6) Funky Kong (26)
 * 7) Baby DK (26)
 * 8) DK (0)

Dixie: Sorry DK!

DK: YEW WILL GET A BEATING DIXIE!

Diddy Kong, Funky Kong and Baby DK run away, as DK smacks Dixie SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hard.

Explorer zee Explorer and Adventurer Mario come.

Explorer zee Explorer: WOW! PENGUINZ! All I have seen in zee last 9001 years are Kongs and Kongidiles.

Adventurer Mario: Yeah! We were out on an expedition one day and blah blah blah blah blah!

ANYWAYZ...

Explorer zee Explorer and Adventurer Mario join the party.

Chapter 5: L et's M ake G reen T rees
Explorer zee Explorer: SWEET! Looks like LMGT :D!

Viking Brook: MHM DOOD! We need to go to Treeville.

Viking Chill: Because we need LMGTree!

Viking Brook: Like all of you, his powers are NEEDED to destroy SOPA.

Adventurer Mario: So, where exacly do we go to destroy SOPA?

Viking Chill: Errr... Well... That is classified.

Mermaid Emly: Plz tellz us!

Viking Brook: YAY! TREEVILLE!

The viking ship stops at Treeville.

LMGTree: HEY GUYZ! Want an LMGT Berry?

Bro: YAY!

Bro picks an LMGTree berry.

Bro: YUMMEH :D

rsnail: SO! I WANT A BERRY!

LMGTree gives rsnail a berry.

Treesnail: YUM-MEHHHHH! I FEELZ LIKE YEW ARE MEAN!

Boss: Treesnail
LMGTree throws 9001 spiky berries at rsnail, and he teleports into the Spiky Garden.

PT: YAY!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Random Chinese Guy tramples over PT, and gets sent back to the spiky garden.

PT: How does he do that?

Bro: YAYZ FOR EASY BOSSES!

Chapter 6: Herbert's Plan (Sorta)
The party leaves Treeville, and are out.

Bro: Hey guys! Is that another viking ship?

LMGTree looks out in the distance.

LMGTree: Yep! That viking ship is 9001 miles away!

Adventurer Mario: IT'S OVAH 9000!!!!!!!!!

Explorer zee Explorer: What doez we doez nao?

Commander LM96: OH NOEZ! EET EEZ COMING FULL SPEED AHEAD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Viking Brook: OK Commander! FULL SPEEDZ AHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!

Mermaid Hat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The 2 ships collide, and they hit eachother. The other ship breaks, and HERBERT jumps on the Party's Viking Ship.

Herbert: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL NOT STOP ME FROM TAKING OVER THE SEAS!

Mermaid Emly: Taking over the seas? WHAT ARE YEW TALKING ABOUT?

Viking Chill: We just wanna take ovah SOPA so eet doesn't happen.

Herbert: YEAH RIGHT! IMMA GONNA DESTROY THIS SHIP!

Boss: Herbert
Viking Chill: IMMA SCATMAN!

Mermaid Emly hits Herbert with her mermaid tail, and he falls into the water, into a whirlpool.

Herbert: OKKKKKKKKK! HERE EEZ A HINT! WOAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Viking Brook: We better just move on!

Bro: YAYZ FOR EEZEE BOSSES!

Chapter 7: Easy Bosses FTW
Viking Brook: Hehehehe... Don't mind what Herbert said.

Viking Chill: Hehehehehe... Yeah!

Bro: Ok then?

Adventurer Mario: WOOT WOOT!

Explorer zee Explorer:When we were back at the Jungle place, DK Told us something about a hidden treasure hidden in a midget's body.

Adventurer Mario: OH YEAH! AND THE MIDGET WAS ON MIDGET ISLAND!

Viking Chill: TO MIDGET ISLAND AWAY!

The Party arrives at midget island.

Viking Brook: Well this is a busy, it is so tiny!

???: HEY YEW!

Bro: YESSIR!

???: IMMA MIDGET WHO HOLDS THE TREASURE OF MIDGET ISLAND!

LMGTree: But you are a bug!

???: HAHA! A TALKING TREE!

LMGTree: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Viking Chill: What is your name anyways?

???: UUhhhhh, Hmmmmm, ERIC!

Boss: Eric???
Another Midget comes along.

Midget 2: Hey, is that you Moloflow?

Eric???: NO! IT IS I, ERIC!

Midget 2: It is Cheyanne! I KNOW YOU MOLOFLOW!

Bro: HAHAHAHAHAHA! MOLOFLOW!

PT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: MOLOFLOW! HOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Random Chinese Guy runs over PT again!

PT: DARN IT!

Random Chinese Guy heads back to the spike garden.

PT: I AM SURROUNDING YOU WITH A GIANT SPIKE BARRIER!

PT makes a giant spike barrier.

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Random Chinese Guy runs over PT.

PT: HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

Back to the Boss now!

Bro jumps on Moloflow, and with a single BRO jump, he is gone!

Nelson: HAHA!

Nelson Explodes.

Chapter 8: To Billybob's Office
The party heads away from Midget Island, and who knows what.

Goombario: STOP GETTING LAZY!

Goombario explodes.

The Party heads away from Midget Island, and...

Goombario: THAT WAS ALREADY SAID!

Goombario explodes.

And then they set sail...

Goombario: YOU DON'T START A SENTENCE WITH AND!

Goombario explodes.

Bro: Wow... How much of that can he take?

Goombario: SHUT UP!

Goombario explodes.

Anyways, after setting sail, blah blah blah blah blah.

Viking Chill: We need to get to Billybob's Office in the center of the sea.

Viking Brook: But, Screenhog is also there, and he is guarding this place too. We must defeat him!

Mermaid Emly: Do we need any more party members?

Viking Brook: Nope! We have EVERYONE we need! :)

Bro: OK! LETS SET SAIL!

Set sail! Set sail! Set sail!

CRASH!

The Viking Ship got destroyed, and the Party FLEW OUT, and landed on Billybob's Office Extroier.

Mermaid Hat: WOW! That thing is HUGE!

Screenhog: AND YOU WILL NEVER GO INSIDE IT! I WILL REPORT YOU ALL!

Boss: Screenhog
Screenhog: WELL, I TOLD YEW! BILLYBOB IS BUSY!

Meanwhile in Billybob's Office...

Billybob: I like to do nothing, I like not being busy!

Disney: STOP NOT WORKING!

Billybob: But I have nothing to do! You said YOU would take care of Rockhopper's Quest 2012!

Disney: But then it will suck!

Billybob: FINE! I WILL HELP! I love you kidz :D!

Back outside Billybob's Office...

Commander LM96 brings a Bullet Bill cannon, and shoots Bullet Bills outta it.

Bullet Bill: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Hits Screenhog* D'OH I MISSED!

Screenhog: OWIE!

Katy Perry: THAT's WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING UP IN VEGAS!

Rebecca Black: IT'S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!

Lady Gaga: IM ON THE EDGE! OF GLORY! AND I'M HANGING ON A MOMENT WITH YOU! IM ON THE EDGE WITH YOU!

Ralph Wiggum: A B C D E F G... Uhhh ... Uhhhh ... How I wonder what you are! THANK YEW!

The singers explode on Screenhog.

Screenhog: Awwwww!

Mermaid Hat: NINJAH POWAHZ!

Mermaid Hat transforms into a ninja and whacks Screenhog all over the place, and hits into Billybob, and explodes.

Viking Brook: YES! YES!

Chapter 9: Billybob's Quest 2012
The Party heads into Billybob's Office.

Billybob: So, Rockhopper's Ship will go here, at the Beach, and will have super speed! W00T!

Viking Chill: Planning RH Quest, 'eh?

LMGTree: Sounds like fun!

Billybob: AHHHHH! VIKINGZ!

Billybob hides.

Dimentio Appears.

Dimentio: Hey! IK I am not supposed to be in this story, but I have prepared a special quest for y'all! I am going to call it the BILLYBOB QUEST! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dimentio teleports the Party and Billybob to a random viking ship, and puts them on sail, into a whirlpool.

AHHHHHHH! WOAH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! MEH!

Dimentio: Who said meh?

Bro: Moi! This is my DREAM!

Dimentio: D'OH!

Dimentio teleports everyone back to Billybob's Office.

Billybob: Feel free to look around my office.

Explorer the Explorer: GLADLY!

The Party walks around, seeing an arcade, sum staff offices, and then, they ran to the end of the hall.

Adventurer Mario: WAIT! THE SOPA ROOM!

Viking Chill: We must not enter!

Billybob: THAT'S RIGHT!

Bro: I thought you guys wanted to STOP SOPA from Billybob.

Viking Brook: Well duh! WE NEED TO GET RID OF BILLYBOB FIRST!

Boss: Billybob
Rookie bardges into Billybob's office, accidently throwing anvils at him.

Billybob: GRRRR ROOKIE! YEW WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AT ZEE UNDAHWATER EXPEDITION!

Rookie: Oops sorry!

Rookie leaves.

Bro: 2011 in RECAP!

January: A whole bunch of Brown Puffles Drop inventions on Billybob.

February: LMGTree has puffles coming out of him, stampeding over Billybob.

March: Rookie comes and teleports Billybob to the Hurt Dimension, and comes back.

April: Billybob gets hurt by the sudden weather changes.

May: The Hydra eats Billybob.

June: The Penguin Band Fans throw instruments at Billybob.

July: Rockhopper's Ship drives over Billybob

August: Tobogganers run over Billybob

September: A Magician turns Billybob into an anvil, and he drops and hurts himself.

October: Spiders crawl all over Billybob.

November: Sensei uses Card Jitsu on Billybob.

December: Billybob gets defeated while eating too many gingerbread cookies.

Bro: WE DID IT!

Commander LM96: Wait! Where are Viking Brook and Viking Chill?

Mermaid Emly: O_O

LMGTree: I haz a bad feeling!

Chapter 10: The Vikings that Brook and Chill Forgot
The Party (Minus Viking Brook and Viking Chill) head into the SOPA Room.

Bro: OMG!

Viking Chill: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Viking Brook: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Viking Brook and Vikingn Chill are now just Regular Brook and Regular Chill!

Brook: As you can see! We are NOT vikings! We were playing around! WE ARE BEHIND SOPA!

Bro: But I thought you like CP and Youtube and all that?

Chill: WHO CAREZ! WE ARE BEHIND IT BECAUSE BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Bro: So you were NAUT Vikings?

Brook and Chill: NOPE! But the people we rounded up ARE REAL MERMAIDS, COMMANDERS, ETC ETC ETC!

Mermaid Hat: WAIT! Yew tricked us!

Brook: MHM!

Brook puts the Mermaids into a supply tank, the Commander strapped into a Giant Cannon with the supplies, the Explorers and Adventurers tied up in a Hamster Wheel, and LMGTree as an obstacle.

Chill: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

FINAL BOSS: Brook and Chill
Bro: I HAZ TO FIGHT ALONE! OH NOEZ!

3 people come flying through the roof.

(RED) VIKING JOHNNY!

(BLUE) VIKING PENQUINO!

(GOLD) VIKING LUCAS!

Viking Johnny: WE ARE REAL VIKINGS! AND YOU TOOK ALL OUR SUPPLIES, SO ALL WE HAVE TO WEAR ARE OUR HELMETS AND THESE WELFARE TUNICS!

Viking Johnny, Viking Penquino and Viking Lucas join the Party. (Well, more Bro, as Bro is the only Party Member!)

Commander LM96 fires up HUGE Banzai Bills!

Brook: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Vikings try and poke Brook and Chill, but are relected by LMGTree!

PT: Oh No! I FEEL DOOM FOR THESE GUYS!

Random Chinese Guy: HOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOYHOY!

Random Chinese Guy runs over PT, but runs outta the Authoring Booth AND INTO THE STORY, trampling over Brook and Chill, defeating them, and then Cannoning everyone else.

Bro, Viking Johnny, Viking Penquino, Viking Lucas and the Rest of the Party Members (Minus Viking Chill and VIking Brook obviously), run out of Billybob's Office.

Epilogue: SOPA?
Bro: But we never found out what the plan for SOPA was, eh?

Explorer zee Explorer: Nope!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Bro wakes up, and all his friends are there as well.

Chill: We got bad news Bro.

Johnny: SOPA...

Hat: Has...

Brook: FAILED!

Bro: W00T! WE EEZ ALIVE MOAR! OH EM GEE! You would never believe the dream I had.

Bro explains his dream to all his friends.

Chill: Or was it a dream? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

LMGT: Uhhh, yah it wuz! IDK any of dat!

Bro: OK! BYE BYEZ!

THE END