Deh Magic French Fry

Once upon a time there was a...WHO CARES?! THIS STORY WAS MEAN'T TO BE RANDOM YAAAAY!

Chapter 1: French Fries are TASTY!
One peaceful day Mario Rk is eating some french fries and is watching Pengutube videos on his computer.

Mario: Why am I watching a blank Screen?

Mario got up and looked at the title of the story.

Mario: O.o MAGIC FRENCH FRY?!

Mario went to his EPF Spy Phone and called Chill.


 * Mario: Hay Cheel (Ch-eel)!
 * Chill: Hay Marweeoh (Mar-wee-Oh)!
 * Mario: So WAAAAAAZUP?
 * Chill: Dis eez naut annoying orange!
 * Mario: Ops, wrong script but WANNA COM OVA?
 * Chill: Mmay!

Mario then called Penquino


 * Mario: HAY PENWEEKNOW (PEN-wee-NO)!
 * Operator: Your call has been moved to some random thingy where it records... PRESS A BUTTON TO CONTINUEZ!
 * Mario hangs up and tries calling again
 * Operator: Blah blah blah press button
 * Mario hangs up and tries calling AGAIN
 * Operator: Gosh if hes not gonna answer THEN WHY DO YOU CALL?!
 * Mario hangs up and tries calling yet again.
 * Operator: Why do I even bothe-
 * Mario: SHADDUP GIVE MAH PENWEEKNOW!
 * Penquino: Hey Marweeoh
 * Mario: Wanna com ova to mah iggy?
 * Penquino: Iggy from New Super Mario Bros Wii is me?
 * Mario: NEVERMIND GET OVA HEAR!
 * Mario hangs up.

Mario continued and noticed one of his french fries moved.

Mario: O.o

Chill randomly appears out of nowhere.

Chill: Hay! Me eez board wanna do dumb thingiez?

Mario: OH KAY!

Mario and Chill sit down and play "EPF Agents: Donut Wars" when LMGT and Penquino come.

LMGT: DO YOU HAVE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD?

Chill: No.

LMGT reads above the script and reads "Mario and Chill sit down and play EPF Agents: Donut Wars"

LMGT: MAH FAVOREET GAME!

LMGT kicks Chill and Mario away from the TV and he plays it alone.

Mario: I forgot how I got that game again. I NEED AH FLASHBACK!

FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!

LMGT: Happy Birthday Dood hear eez ah prezent!

Mario opens present and sees "EPF Agents: Donut Wars"

LMGT: HAPPY BDAY MAH FELLOW DOOD!

Mario :/

END FLASHBACK

Mario: Oh.

Meanwhile in China...

Neriokia Sainnak: Pie is tasty!

Meanwhile back at Mario's Igloo....

Mario: Why did we go all the way to china just for some guy or girl whatever kind of name that is to say Pie is tasty?

Director: Um... it's mean't to be random.

Chill: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

French Fry: I LIKE SALT WITH PEPPER!

Mario: O.o

Chill: Wut?

LMGT: OH EM GEE IT'S A TALKING FRENCH FRY, FOOOOO-

9001 years later...

Dry LMGT: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

9001 years back..

LMGT: -OOOOOOOOOOOOD! But it's naut ah donut WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mario: You ate all my donuts remember?

LMGT: oh yeah!

Chill: But I ate a crumb!

LMGT: YOU DID HOW DARE YOU!

Miniboss: LMGT
Chill: I don't wanna fight him.

LMGT: Same here but I THOUGHT I ATE ALL THE CRUMBS!

Banna: I LIEK CEREAL!

Everybody: NOOOOOOOO-

Mario's Igloo explodes

Sar the Star: AND I COM TO SAVE ZAH DAY!

Mario: Your in the wrong story...

Sar the Star: DOH!

Sar the Star explodes

French Fry: I WILL GET YOOZ ALL FOR EATING MY FRIENDS! NOW I HAVE 32 LEFT!

LMGT (with French Fries in mouth): Mmmmm.. what french fry?

French Fry: O.o NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Suddenly Mario's Igloo comes back together.

Mario takes the french fry and eats it.

LMGT: grrrrrr

Mario: I didn't eat it he did *points at Freddy Koogar up at the corner next to Chill's Igloo*

Chapter 2: Stuffz Happen!
LMGT: How dare heem!

LMGT walks up to Freddy K.

Freddy Koogar: ONE TWO FREDDY IS DU-

LMGT: Eez yooz made of cheeze?

Freddy Koogar: NOH!

LMGT: But you look tasty....

Freddy Koogar: ME SED NO!

Everybody walks to see what's going on.

LMGT: I MUST EAT YOOZ!

LMGT chases Freddy Koogar until his tongue touches him.

Chill: I wouldn't have done that, he takes 1 shower per decade.

LMGT: O___O

LMGT runs to his igloo and brushes his teeth 9001 times.

Chill: No.....it can't be.....HOW COULD HE?!

Mario: How many times has be brushed his teeth?

Chill: It's over NINE THOUSAND!

Everybody in the World Panics.

President of Dumbness: DON'T WORRY EVERYBODY....IT'S JUST OVER 9000... SO LET'S PANIC EEEEEEEEEEK! CALL THE POLICE CALL THE POLICE! TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH OVER 9000 TIMES AGAIN I MUST FLOOD THE WORLD WITH WATER AND TOOTHPASTE!! (?)

Chill: Wut?

Mario: Okay........?

Suddenly a wave splashes over teh world, everybody is on rafts.

Mario: KEWL RAFTY WAFTY!

Chill: Your still weird.

Mario: AND EETS STILL AWESOME!

Penqunio: HEY WHY HAVEN'T I SAID ANYTHING YET!

Chill: Yooz just did

LMGT: OH DEH HORRORZ! NO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR MILES OH NOEZ!

Penqunio: LOOK ON DAT RAFT I TINK IT HAZ AH FRENCH FRY ON IT!

French Fry: Mwa hee hee I'm back!

Miniboss: French Fry
Mario: Didn't I eat you?

Chill: Remember Mario, Logic won't work in this world ever since that new fairy came!

Logic Fairy: YOU CANNOT DIE!

Mario: Oh yea!

French Fry: HA HA HA!

Mario > Attacks > Attempt eating it again

French Fry eats eaten but comes back with full HP.

French Fry: HA HA (20/20)

LMGT: YES! THIS MEANS I CAN EAT YOU 9001 TIMES!

LMGT eats the French Fry 9001 times.

President of Dumbness: OH NOEZ IT'S OVAH NINE THOWSAND! YOU SHALL NOT BE ABLE TO EAT ANYMORE!

Count Bleck appears out of thin air.

Count Bleck: BEH BEH BEH BLECK END ALL WORLD BLAH BLAH STUFFZ!

The Void appears to suck the world.

LMGT: NAUT IF EYE CAN HELP EET!

LMGT eats the void.

Count Bleck: O.o

Everybody: ...

Count Bleck: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SHALL BE BACK!

Count Bleck explodes

Chill: Dat wuz weird.

French Fry: Back to me please...

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

French Fry: OWCH! (16/20)

LMGT > Donut Toss

LMGT grabs a donut out of nowhere

LMGT: I don't wanna throw you donut, but I have to...

LMGT throws teh Donut at the French Fry

French Fry: OWIE! (13/20)

Penqunio > Attacks > Eggnog Bottle Toss

Penqunio throws a empty Eggnog Bottle at teh French Fry squishing it.

French Fry: OWWWWWWIEEEEEEE (0/20)

French Fry explodes.

LMGT: My tummy feels big.

Void: I WILL SLOWLY TAKE OVER YOU MWA HA HA HA HA!

LMGT: I heard dat.

Void: ...

Mario: Why are you talking to your feet?

LMGT: I'm naut talking to mah feet it's mah tummieh!

Mario: OOOOOH! YOUR NAME IS NOW TOMMY?

LMGT emotes :|

Mario drinks all the water in the ocean until it is back to normal.

LMGT: YES! I CAN EAT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AGAIN!

LMGT runs away back to a weird Island that nobody has ever seen before.

Chapter 3: The Dumb Island Adventures
Chill: This island looks strange nothing like Club Penguin.

Mario: HEY LOOK I CAN SEE CLUB PENGUIN IN THE DISTANCE!

They walk into the Jungle and find a Raft empty with nobody on it.

Chill: It lookz liek someone wuz hear.

LMGT: HUH? LOOK FOOTPRINTS!

Mario: KEWL LETZ FOLLOW DEM! WE MIGHT FIND A BEATIFUL PHONY THAT IS SHINY AND NOT MADE OF NICKELS!

Chill: Phony? Really?! And what's so bad about nickels.

Mario: I'm scared of nickels...

Penqunio: And dat eez why?

Mario: WELL....

FLASHBACK!

This takes place 14 years ago...

Mario: Wow that shiny thing is amazing!

Johnny: I don't really like it, here you have it.

Johnny gives Mario the nickel.

Mario: Ooooo! SHINY!

Suddenly a Human with red spots on his face wearing a light blue and pink striped shirt named Kevin Krueger comes and takes away Mario's nickel.

Kevin Krueger: HEY LET ME TAKE THIS SHINY THING AWAY FROM YOU!

Mario: Give it back it's mine pepperoni face!

Kevin Koogar: REALLY? WELL HERE HAVE IT BACK!

Kevin Koogar flicks the nickel in Mario's face

Mario: EEEK!

Mario runs away

Kevin Krueger: HA LOSER!

END FLASHBACK

Chill: I hated that guy, at least he went back to Shipwrecked Isle, but his father JUST HAD TO COME TO CLUB PENGUIN!

LMGT: I think I still taste his skin bleh!

Penqunio: Wow! Amazing zah authorz went away ever since our last journey!

Chill: Yeah the Author was a kinda annoying to meh.

Everybody hears a weird noise coming from a bush and a shadow thing comes out of it.

Mario: LOOK A WEIRD SHADOW THING ATTACK IT!

Suddenly Mario, Chill, LMGT and Penqunio attacked the shadow thing.

Shadow Thing: OWCH! STOP THAT!

Mario: OH EM GEE BROOKELAS!

Brookelas: ...yeah.......ow....

Johnny and Broseph come out near Brookelas.

Johnny: Hey Mario, hey Chill, hi LMGT.

Penquino: WHAT ABOUT MEH!?

Johnny: Oh, hi Penqunio.

Penqunio emotes :|

Broseph: Hi, I'm from zah future!

Brookelas: Oww..... he.....owww my beak....says that he is my...ow...best.....my foot....friend....in the future...

Johnny: He is weird...

Broseph: I HEARD THAT!

Chill: Wow! I never anybody from zah futua! Wut year?

Broseph: I'm from November 2011.

Chill: Wow it's 2011 here but it's April...

Broseph: Oh yeah also, yew neva met meh.

Broseph throws pebbles at everybody causing them to forget they met Brospeh, but Broseph16 throws a Boulder at Brookelas on accident (Somehow).

Mario: I SEE SHINY STARZ EVERYWHERE!

Chill: I like stary stars cuz they are stars that are stary that are stary stars...

Johnny: Stars..........ow.

Penqunio: Oooh. My head.....

LMGT: DONUTS EVERYWHERE!

Brookelas: I think my skull cracked...

Johnny: I SEE LIGHT EVERYWHERE LOOK A SHADOW THING ATTACK IT!

LMGT: DONUT :O

Everybody attacks the Shadow thing while LMGT is trying to eat it.

Everybody's vision cleared up and they saw that the shadow thing (or donut) was Brookelas.

Brookelas: Owww... I'm outta here!

Brookelas crawled into the woods.

Chill: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE ARE STUCK ON THIS ISLAND FOREVA!

LMGT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONUTS FOR MILES!

Everybody hears a rustling noise coming from a bush ANOTHER shadow thing comes out.

Shadow Thing: EEEEEEK WAKA WAKA BOOM BOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA!

Miniboss: Shadow Thing
Chill: OH EM GEE AH SHADOW THINGY!

Mario: Let's naut attack eet, it mite be brookelas again...

Shadow Thing: EEEEEEEK WOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mario: Yup it's Brookelas.

2nd Shadow Thing: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Mario: ATTACK THE 2ND ONE IT CANT BE BROOKELAS!

Everybody attacks the 2nd Shadow Thing.

Brookelas: OWWWWWW! WHY DO YOU DO THAT?

LMGT: Dat must be zah real ting!

Shadow Thing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA WAAAAAAAAAAAAKA BAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPAH!

Penqunio: LET'Z ATTACK EET!

Mario > Attacks > Dance

Mario dances but fails and it looks SUPER UGLY.

Shadow Thing: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAH! (45/50)

Chill > Attack > Poke it with a Stick.

Chill grabs some random stick on the ground and pokes it.

Shadow Thing: OOOOPAH! (44/50)

Penqunio > Attacks > Eggnog Thing

Penqunio opens some eggnog and tosses it at Shadow Thing and it explodes somehow.

Shadow Thing: EEEPOOOO! (35/50)

LMGT > Attacks > Donut Dance

LMGT does the Epic Donut Dance and it rains Donuts LMGT eats some donuts and other donuts hit Shadow Thing.

Shadow Thing: EEPOO! YAAPAA! OOOKA! OOYZAH! (31/50)

Johnny > Attacks > Wig Madness

Every wig that was ever released in Club Penguin falls on the Shadow Thing.

Shadow Thing: PAROOOOO! (32/50)

Brookelas > Attacks > Cry

Brookelas cries

Shadow Thing: ? (32/50)

Shadow Thing > Tackle > Brook

Shadow Thing tackles Brook into the sky.

Brookelas: AAAH! (1/10)

Chill > Attacks > I NEED PARTAY!

Chill screams "I NEED PARTAY!" and everybody transforms the area into a party place.

Shadow Thing: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOO? (22/50)

Shadow Thing > Attacks > Show Self

Light shines on Shadow Thing and he is revealed to be Kevin Koogar! DUN DUN DUN!

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (5/10)

Mario > Attacks > Pie Throw

Mario throws a Pie at Kevin Kruger.

Kevin Koogar: ZAAROOO! (20/50)

Chill > Attacks > Throw Stuffz

Chill throws random objects at Kevin Kruger.

Chill: Let's see Bullet Bill *toss* ....a rusty coin *toss* a beta hat... *toss* WAIT A BETA HAT?

Kevin Koogar: ZOOOWAAA! (10/50)

LMGT > Attacks > Eat Donut

LMGT: Yummieh!

Penqunio > Attacks > Eggnog Drink

Penqunio: Gotta love eggnog!

Suddenly Brookelas falls from the sky to the ground.

Brookelas: OWWW! (0/10)

Brookelas faints

Johnny > Attacks > Wig Madness

Kevin Koogar: AROOOO! (0/50)

You earned 35 star points! (35/100)

Chill: Again wit zah star points :|

Chapter Return
Kevin Koogar: BAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chill: Well Kevin Koogar is on Shipwrecked Isle sooo...

Everybody but Kevin Koogar: WE ARE ON SHIPWRECKED ISLE! NOOOOOOOO! *DUN DUN DUN*

Suddenly everybody looks at the raft they saw earlier.

Everybody puts the raft on the sea and the start to travel... meanwhile right right behind them...

A tiny Raft with a French Fry and Potato Chip arrive on Shipwrecked Isle.

French Fry: They just were here!

???: Muuuuuh....

Potato Chip: Umm.. what are those noises?

Shadow Things: MUUUUH!

French Fry and Potato Chip: AAAAAAH!

Meanwhile back with everybody else...

Mario: LOOK CP UP AHEAD!

Everybody: YAY!

Chapter 4: Snow Sweet Snow!
Mario: KEWL ZAH ISLAND IS FROZEN!

Chill: It was always frozen....

Mario: I NO ISN'T DAT KEWL!

LMGT: I feel like we are forgetting something...

Meanwhile at Shipwrecked Isle...

Brookelas: EEEK WEIRD THINGIES EVERYWHERE!

Back on Club Penguin...

LMGT: OH NOEZ! I LEFT MAH DONUT!

Chill: Yew threw eet at Kevin Remebah?

LMGT: oh yea!

Johnny: Oh well...

Mario: LOOK A RANDOM PIZZA ON THE GROUND LET'S EAT IT!

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Pizza: Huh? GET AWAY FROM ME!

LMGT: OH EM GEEH ZAH FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD CAN TALK!

Johnny: Not more talking food.

Johnny face palms himself

Annoying Orange: Hey Apple! Hey Apple hey

Annoying Orange explodes

Pizza: I SHALL EAT YEW INSTEAD!

Chill: How is that possible?

Mario shrugs.

Miniboss: Pizza
Pizza: ....I am red on the inside but yellow on the out?

Kevin: ZAROOOOOOO!

Pizza gets stepped on by Kevin.

???: PARO AGBOO KABOO?

Mario: They are back but who's zah other guy?

LMGT: I dunno

Penqunio: Poor Pizza... but I CARE ABOUT EGGNOG MOAR!

???: ONE TWO FREDDY IS DUMB! THREE FOUR-

Chill: WE GET IT FREDDY!

Freddy Koogar: AWWWH!

???: ZAROOOPAH?

Kevin: PAPAZOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

??? 2: I'm surrounded by idiots.]

??? 3: Muuuuh............bwainz.....

Real Miniboss: Koogar Family
LMGT: I'm hungry...

Chill: Then Turn this battle into a donut!

LMGT: OKAY!

LMGT uses his Donut Powaz to turn the battle into a Donut.

DONUT TIEM
LMGT eats the rest of the chapter and the whole story too.

THE END!

OKAY FINE NOT THE END!

Chapter 5: It's Not The End
Bowser falls from the sky.

Bowser: BWA HA HA HA HA HA I HAVE A REALLY COOL MACHINE THAT CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO KOOPAS SO I WANNA TEST IT ON THESE HUMANS!

Freddy: NOOOO!

Bowser Zaps Freddy and his Family.

Everybody runs away to the Dock

Bowser: IT WORKS! TIEM FOR YEW PENGUINZ!

Bowser looks around to see no penguins.

Bowser: DAAAAAAAAAAARN WAIT! THERE IS STILL ONE >:)

Brook: No... PLEASE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Meanwhile at the Dock

Johnny: That was close...

Chill: Where's Brook?

LMGT: I dunno

???: BUNNY EARS!

Everybody looks to see Hat Pop Standing there at the Dock with them.

Penqunio: Ello Lady Hat Pop!

Everybody but Penqunio and Hat Pop: ...

Penqunio: What?

Manly Hat Pop: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Boss: Manly Hat Pop
Manly Hat Pop: I'M THE BOY VERSION OF HAT POP!

Hat Pop: ...

Manly Hat Pop explodes

Return Chapter
Chill: That was pointless...

Bowser Brook: RAWR!

York appears out of nowhere and yells "RAWR! MY LINE!"

Larryrawr: RAWR! MY LINE!

York and Larryrawr fight over who's line it is meanwhile everybody is panicing..

Everybody: EEEEK BOWSER HAD ANOTHER CHILD EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO WIFE!

Bowser Brook: Uhh... it's just-

MEGABOSS: Bowser Brook
NORMAL BATTLE

Mario whacks Brook with some random Hammer.

Chill bats Brook with his Party Hat somehow.

Penqunio throws a eggnog in Brook's face.

Brook: AAARGH! MY EYES!

Brook runs around like a maniac.

Hat Pop yells out "BUNNIES!" and a herd of bunnies run over Brook.

LMGT throws Donuts at Brook.

Johnny throws his drumsticks at Brook.

Brook runs around trying to defend himself because he still can't see and he soon hits a tree then faints.

Everybody but Brook: YAY!

Return to Chapter
Bowser Brook: Guuhh....

LMGT: YAY WE BEAT BOWSER'S NEW KID!

Johnny: We are cool that way!

Bowser Brook: IT'S!! JUST!!! ME!!!!

Chill: We know your one of Bowser's kids soo LET'S KICK HIM FOR FUN!

Everybody starts kicking Brook.

Bowser Brook: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

Everybody: BECAUSE WE ARE DUMB!

Everybody continues kicking Brook.

Chapter 6: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Bowser Brook: It's just me BROOK!

Chill: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Mario: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Johnny: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

LMGT: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Penqunio: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Hat Pop: BUNNY EARS RULE!

Chapter 7: The Last Chapter was Dumb
Johnny: It was dumb?

Chill: I dunno

Hat Pop: BUNNY EARS....

Chapter 8: French Fries are Back!
Mario: LAW LAW LAW LAW LAW LAW!

Chill: I'm bored.

Johnny: Me too.

Mario: Let's ALL SING TOGETHER :)

Everybody but Mario: ...

Everybody walks to the Town.

French Fry: I AM BACK! AND I CLONED MYSELF!

French Fry 2: HE DID!

French Fry 3: Sooo true

French Fry 9001: HE BROKE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!

President of Dumbness: EEEEEEEEEEEK EVERYBODY PANIC! ITS OVER 9000! I MUST CHANGE IT TO 1!

President of Dumbness makes all the clones explode

French Fry: Darn

MEGAEST BOSS FIGHT IN BOSS FIGHT HISTORY: French Fry
French Fry: Doh...

Everybody runs over French Fry 8999 times.

President of Dumbness: That's good :)

Return to Chapter
Mario: TO THE EPF COMMAND ROOM!

Everybody teleports there.

Chapter 9: Time Travelers
Gary: EVERYBODY I MADE A TIME MACHINE! YOU CAN GO TO THE FUTURE NOW!

Johnny: I WANNA GO TO THE YEAR 9001!

Gary: SURE!

Gary shoves everybody in the Time Machine and teleports them to the year 9001

Everybody comes out of the time machine to find a destroyed land.

PoD: YOU CANNOT BE HERE! IT'S OVER 9001!

PoD teleports everybody in the past.

One peaceful day Mario Rk is eating some french fries and is watching Pengutube videos on his computer.

Past Mario: Why am I watching a blank Screen?

Everybody appears at this time

Mario: LOOK IT'S ME FROM THE PAST!

Chill: HI PAST MARIO!

Johnny: What is going on?

Past Mario: I GOTZ ME AH IDEA! I WILL CALL CHILL!

Mario went to his EPF Spy Phone and called Chill.


 * Past Mario: Hay Cheel (Ch-eel)!
 * Past Chill: Hay Marweeoh (Mar-wee-Oh)!

Mario: Oh yeah I remember that then I scream...


 * Past Mario: So WAAAAAAZUP?

Chill: Then I tell you it's not annoying orange...


 * Past Chill: Dis eez naut annoying orange!

Mario: Then I tell you to come over


 * Past Mario: Ops, wrong script but WANNA COME OVA?
 * Past Chill: Mmay!

Past Mario then called Penquino


 * Past Mario: HAY PENWEEKNOW (PEN-wee-NO)!

Mario: I remember this too. I kept getting annoyed by a Operator.. good times...


 * Operator: Your call has been moved to some random thingy where it records... PRESS A BUTTON TO CONTINUEZ!
 * Past Mario hangs up and tries calling again
 * Operator: Blah blah blah press button
 * Past Mario hangs up and tries calling AGAIN
 * Operator: Gosh if hes not gonna answer THEN WHY DO YOU CALL?!
 * Past Mario hangs up and tries calling yet again.
 * Operator: Why do I even bothe-
 * Past Mario: SHADDUP GIVE MAH PENWEEKNOW!
 * Past Penquino: Hey Marweeoh

LMGT runs to the french fries Past Mario was eating and eats them all.

LMGT: Yummy...


 * Past Mario: Wanna com ova to mah iggy?
 * Past Penquino: Iggy from New Super Mario Bros Wii is me?
 * Past Mario: NEVERMIND GET OVA HEAR!
 * Past Mario hangs up.

Past Mario: WOW! YOOZ LOOKS JUST LIEK ME!

Mario: You look like me!

Past Chill enters the igloo.

Past Chill: YOU LOOK LIKE ME!

Chill: You look like me!

Mario: Hey shouldn't this all be a time paradox-

Everybody appears back in Cavepenguin times

Johnny: COOL WE ARE IN A FOREST WITH A LIVE VOLCANO!

Hat Pop: I know right! It will SOOO not explode now!

Mario: Yeah it SOO won't blow now!

Suddenly the volcano erupts

Chill: Awwww... it exploded.... must be some cool 3D Movie

Mario: Yup a 3D Movie

Hat Pop: 1 question: Why are we talking like this?

Mario: Yeah too much weirdness in our talking

Dinosaur: HI!

Mario: IT'S GONNA EAT US RUN!

Everybody runs away and they somehow find the time machine even though it was left back in the year 9001

Chapter 10: French Fries are Back!
Mario: WE ARE BACK!

Chill: YES!

French Fry: I AM BACK! AWESOMER THAN EVER! MY BUDDY POTATO CHIP IS WITH ME NOW!

Potato Chip: YES! MWAHAHAHAHA *cough cough*

French Fry: AND MY BUDDY EGGROLL!

Eggroll: What's up?

French Fry: AND COMPUTER!

Computer: HAHAHA!

French Fry: And Taco!

Taco: HEY! HEY! HEY!

French Fry keeps saying all his friends while everybody already left because he was too boring.

French Fry: AND MY OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER FRIEND! SUNGLASSES!

Sunglasses: Where did those weird penguins go?

French Fry: O_O

Chapter 11: French Fry is boring!
Penqunio: He is

Manly Hat Pop: I'M BACK GUYS!

Hat Pop: ...

Mario: OH LOOK AT MAGIC FRENCH FRY!

Manly Hat Pop: WHERE?

Everybody runs away

Chapter 12: More Useless Chapters Eh?
Eggroll: I'MA EGGROLL!

Chapter 13: The End of Useless Chapters :(
LMGT: Awww I really liked how they waste a chapter...

French Fry: BWAHAHAHAHA I'M BAAAAAAAACK!

Everybody: ...

French Fry: Umm... I'm back?

Everybody yawns

French Fry: NOTICE ME ALREADY!

Everybody: ...

Mario: Oh French Fry's here...

Chill: It's bad right?

Hat Pop: I think so

French Fry: ZUP@|-| P\/\/@Z ACTIVATE!

French Fry transforms into Supah Fwrench Frieh

Supah Fwrench Frieh: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Potato Chip: I'm still here... TO HELP DESTROY YOU!

FINAL BWASS: SUPAH FWRENCH FRY AND POTATO CHIP!
Mario: Wow... it's the end I guess...

Chill: LET'S MAKE DIS DUH BEST BATTAL EVAH!

Supah Fwrench Frieh: YOU CAN NEVER BEET MEEEH! (8999/8999)

tfs (tendiserP fo ssenbmuD): IT'S UNDER 9000!

tfs makes it (9001/9001)

PoD: IT'S OVER 9000!

PoD makes it (8999/8999)

tfs: IT'S UNDER 9000!

tfs makes it (9001/9001)

PoD: IT'S OVER 9000!

PoD makes it (8999/8999)

tfs: IT'S UNDER 9000!

tfs makes it (9001/9001)

Mario: Will this ever stop 6_9

Supah Fwrench Frieh: umm... I dunno what my HP is anymore...

Everybody: WELL! ALRIGHT!

NORMAL BATTLE

Everybody attacks Supah Fwrench Frieh at the same time and destroys him once and for all

Supah Fwrench Frieh: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Supah Fwrench Frieh explodes into pretty rainbows with hearts and other stuff

Chill: Wut?

Mario: I got no idea..

LMGT: WANNA GET FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD?

Everybody but LMGT: YEAH!

Everybody runs to the Donut Shop that nobody knows about and orders 9001 donuts.

Meanwhile at LMGT's Igloo...

Chapter 14: DONUT PARTAY!
LMGT: DONUT PARTAY!

Mario: YAY!

Chill: YAY

Penquino: YAY

Johnny: YAY

Hat Pop: YAY

Puffle: YAY

French Fry: YAY!

Chill: WAIT! Aren't you game overed?

French Fry disappears into rainbows again

Chill: ๏_๏

Everybody: YAY!

THE END

Potato Chip: I will get them for destroying my friend... someday... very soon... HAHAHAHAHA *cough* OW MY THROAT!

LMGT: HEY GUYS THERE IS ONE LAST POTATO CHIP IN THE BAG! AND IT'S MINE!

LMGT eats Potato Chip

Potato Chip: NOOOO!

THE END!