Saraapril's last legs

(One day in zee pizza parlor, Brook was talking about the current state of CP) (Brook flies into zee air) (Broseph pulls out 9 cruise tickets) (Brook crashes back into the room) (They all leave and come back 2 hours later) (They cut the line) (They get on the ship) (Chill jumps up and destroys the giant glass chandeleir) (They run to their penthouse) (Mario eats everything in zee snackbar) (Mario flies into zee air) (They head out on the pool deck) (Chill bows down to zee giant waterslide) (Johnny leaves and comes back with 9 tubes) (Mario falls into zee 9th tube) (They go on zee waterslide) (BrosephBot isn’t here) (They get to the bottom of zee waterslide) (They head to zee buffet and all get fishburgers) (Broseph goes to bed and gets up for dinner) (They split and go to the 2 places) (Broseph eats Johnny’s steak and Penquino comes in) (Brook flies into zee air) (They listen for 2 hours) (They all go to sleep. Meanwhile…) (WATuDOIN grabs a line and hurls it to zee penthouse) (Broseph wakes up only to see WATuDOIN with a knife) (Broseph rolls outta bed and grabs his spaceship remote while fending off zee knife) (Broseph presses a button and his spaceship comes which fires a missle and destroys WATuDOIN) (Broseph goes back to bed only to see Funkid with a gun up to him) (Broseph leaves under gunpoint) (The next morning, the rest of the detonators wake up to see That there’s blood in Broseph’s bed) (Chill licks zee blood) (Brook pulls out a Broseph tracker) (Rookie appears outta nowhere) (Rookie teleports zee whole group to Saraapril island) (Rookie gets blasted by fire and explodes) (Marweeoh gives rookie a life shroom) (Hooktail appears outta zee volcano) Chill > megaphone LMGT > donut roll (LMGT rips Mario's stomach open and rolls over Hooktail with Donuts) (Logic fairy gives Mario a life shroom) Mario > Blah blah blah mallet Brook > Mall crusher Lucas > Bro distraction Marweeoh > Diguise you (Marweeoh puts on a Chill disguise and leads Hooktail off a cliff) (Hooktail flies into zee air and Mario scrambles to put enough explosives on zee ground) Johnny > Wig toss (Hooktail explodes) (They keep running only to see a herbert cave) (They run into the cave to see Herbert) Brook > Hockey stick whack Penquino: !Pwn herbert! (Herbert files into zee air but lands on his bed) (Herbert flies into zee air and lands on some pointy rocks) (They walk a bit further only to see Broseph's galaxy generator with Awesome and GGD trapped in it) (A mysterious figure apears out of the shadows as a silhouette) (Chill blasts a laser to the figure revealing Future-Broseph) (Future-Broseph levitates) Lucas > Bro distraction LMGT > Supah Stomp (LMGT smashes the ground causing an earthquake) Future-Broseph > Chocolate cake tornado (LMGT jumps up and eats all zee cake) Chill > Party hat poke Lucas > Bro distraction (Mario blasts the generator apart freeing GGD and Awesome) (The anibionic fluid comes and smashes the group against the wall) (They brak free and see Saraapril's castle in the distance when...) (The Hydra, controlled by Sk8r crashes out of zee ground) (Sk8r flies into zee air and the Detonators get in the hydra) (Mario presses the self-destruct button blowing them into Billybob's hideout) (Chill blows up Billybob) (They run to the drawbridge where 9001 Funkid clones are) Lucas > Bro distraction Chill > Megaphone (All zee clones explode and the group invades zee castle) GGD > TV toss Brook > bad drawin (Brook erases Funkid and WATuDOIN's arms Chill > Rarity (Chill puts on zee beta hat and A crowd runs over Funkid and WATuDOIN) Marweeoh > disguise me (Marweeoh puts on a Saraapril costume and gets Funkid and WATuDOIN to drop to 1 hp) (Mario pokes them) (They run to the dungeon where they run into Saraapil on a throne) (Saraapril throws a bomb but Marweeoh deactivates it) Brook > Garlic flowers (Brook eats a bunch of garlic and sings to Saraapril's flowers) Mario > Supah pie throwz LMGT > Tree fart (LMGT eats a whole bunch of food and farts on a tree causing it to fall on Saraapril) Johnny > Medical harm (Johnny gives Saraapril some (expired) soup and she gets sick) Brook > mall crusher Brook > Hockey stick whack (Brook flies into zee air) GGD > Violent shows Awesome > Spam (Awesome spams Saraapil's blog) (Brook lands on Saraapril) (Mario points to Bro in a cage) (Brook frees Broseph from zee cage) (The fourth wall lands crushing Broseph's arm) (Penquino sets off a bomb blowing Fourth wall and Broseph to pieces) (Brook gives Broseph a life shroom) (They leave and Penquino sets up a bomb destroying Saraapril island)
 * Brook: And as you see blah blah blah...
 * All: Groan...
 * Penquino: !Pwn Brook!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Ultrapwning Brookelas...
 * Brook: O_O
 * Broseph: Now that he's gone, I'd like to announce that I got us all a gift!
 * Chill: ?
 * All: :O
 * Marweeoh: How much did those cost??
 * Broseph: 100 000 coins. No sweat.
 * Johnny: :|
 * Brook: My powerpoint! D:
 * All: :)
 * Broseph: Everybody go pack and meet me in Penguin City ship terminal!
 * Mario: O_O
 * Lucas: Lookie zee line! :(
 * Broseph: We got priority boarding.
 * Ticket holder: Hello sir!
 * Chill: Mr. Fatty? O_o
 * Mr. Fatty: Yes. I try to get any job I can...
 * Mario: :|
 * All: O_O
 * Penquino: WOW!
 * Chill: BIG SHINY GLASSY THINGY!!!
 * Broseph: Ohchickensticks... RUN!
 * Mario: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Marweeoh: Doesn't LMGT usually do that?
 * Mario: I ate him ^.^
 * Chill: >:O
 * Chill: !Ultrapwn Mario!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Ultrapwning Mario-Rk....
 * Mario: O_O
 * Broseph: Who wants to go on zee waterslides!?
 * All: MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Broseph: Ok!
 * Chill: :O
 * Chill: IwannagoIwannagoIwannago!!!!
 * Brook: We need tubes first....
 * All: :)
 * Lucas: You only needed 8. Mario got Ultrapwned...
 * Lucas: :|
 * Mario: WATERSLIDE!!!!
 * Chill: WooHoo!
 * Marweeoh: Yay!!!
 * Brook: So scared… EEK!
 * Penquino: ok. !Pwn Brook!
 * Penquino: :(
 * Brook: :)
 * Mario: I hungreh.
 * Broseph: Letsa eat then
 * All: :)
 * Broseph: Yawn… Imma tired.
 * Broseph: I’m going to a fancy restaurant. Who’s comin?
 * Brook, Marweeoh and Johnny: Me!
 * Broseph: Ok. The rest of you go to zee buffet again..
 * Johnny: I love steak! ^.^
 * Broseph: Me too!
 * Penquino: Hi.
 * All: Hi.
 * Penquino: Bro, where’s ur bawt?
 * Broseph: In zee room.
 * Penquino: ok. !Pwn Brook!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Ultrapwning Brookelas…
 * Brook: O_O
 * Penquino: Auto ultrapwn?
 * Broseph: Yup! ^_^
 * Marweeoh: I’m done. Let’s go to bed.
 * Broseph: Nah. I wanna listen to zee piano more.
 * Johnny: Why was the Titanic music playing? :/
 * Broseph: Don’t ask me. Get to sleep.
 * Saraapril: We’ll finally get Broseph once and for all and have PRETTY PINK AND PURPLE peace! :)
 * Funkid: :|
 * Saraapril: Now who’s going?
 * WATuDOIN: I’ll go.
 * Saraapril: Good.
 * WATuDOIN: Mwahaha…
 * Broseph: O_O
 * WATuDOIN: Time to die!!!
 * Broseph: I don’t think so!
 * WATuDOIN: NOOO!!!!!! 0/100
 * Broseph::)
 * Funkid: You’re coming with me.
 * All: O_O
 * Chill: We need to test it…
 * Chill: It’s from WATuDOIN. He must’ve kidnapped Bro.
 * Marweeoh: Where could he be?
 * Brook: He’s in Saraapril’s dungeon on Saraapril island…
 * Johnny: What are we waiting for? Let’s go!
 * Brook: We'd need to teleport to get there -_-
 * All: ROOKIE!!!! :D
 * Rookie: Someone needed the help of an EPF agent?
 * Mario: Yea
 * Rookie: Ok!
 * Penquino: This is Rockhopper island...
 * Lucas: :|
 * All: :(
 * Ghost rookie: Help!
 * Rookie: thanks! Now I'm outta here! *zoom*
 * Chill: That sounds like...
 * All: HOOKTAIL!!! O_O
 * Hooktail: RAWR! You destroyed me the last time! NOW I WANT REVENGE!!
 * Chill: You asked the wrong group for an RPG Battle!
 * Mario: Yeah!
 * Hooktail: Bring it on!! >:)
 * Chill: ITZ OVA 9000!!!
 * Hooktail: Youch! 995/1000
 * Brook: Oh noez! 1000 hp!!! D:
 * Hooktail: Yummy! 1000/1000
 * Mario: Need... life... shroom...
 * Mario: :)
 * Hooktail: Owie! 990/1000
 * Hooktail: Mommy!!!! 985/1000
 * Lucas: my beautiful mall! :'(
 * Lucas: I don't have an att- wait...
 * Hooktail: Why me!?? 885/1000
 * Hooktail: Waaaaaaa!!!!!!!! 600/1000
 * Penquino: !Pwn Hooktail!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Pwning this fat dragon....
 * Hooktail: O_O
 * Hooktail: Ack!! 1/1000
 * Johnny: Wigatistic!
 * Hooktail: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!! 0/1000
 * All: Yay!
 * Lucas: Isn't it weird that we always use !Pwn last?
 * Chill: Keep moving!
 * Mario: Let's explore!
 * Brook: No! Don't!
 * Herbert: RAWR!
 * Herbert: Cold! 96/100
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Pwning Polar bear!
 * Herbert: >:(
 * Herbert: :) 90/100
 * All: :(
 * Mario: !Ultrapwn herbert!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !ultrapwning Herbert...
 * Herbert: O_O
 * Herbert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! 0/100
 * All: WooHoo!
 * All: O_O
 * GGD: Help!
 * Awesome: We're dying!
 * Chill: The generator's bigger than before.
 * Lucas: Yeah. And it's filled in anibionic liquid.
 * Mario: English?
 * Lucas: Animal birthing agent.
 * Brook: EEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!
 * Penqino: The generator seems a lot tougher than last time. Someone's working on it...
 * ???: Mwahahaha!
 * Chill: >:|
 * Future-Broseph: I'm back! >:)
 * Mario: You asked the wrong guy!
 * Future-Broseph: Oh yeah?
 * Johnny: He can float! D:
 * Future-Broseph: I have my past self locked up miles from here!
 * Future-Broseph: :( 999/10000
 * All: O_O
 * Future-Broseph: Ow! 990/10000
 * Penquino: !Pwn future-Broseph!
 * BrosephBot: ERROR! Cannot !Pwn Master.
 * Chill: Crud...
 * All: O_O
 * All: :)
 * LMGT: ^.^
 * Future-Broseph: AUGH!!! 985/10000
 * Future-Broseph: Why am I so stupid!??!..... 0/10000
 * All: Yay!
 * GGD: Dying here!
 * Brook: We're not safe yet.. TSUNAMI!!
 * All: O_O
 * Chill: Must.. escape!!
 * Penquino: STOP!!
 * Awesome: I hear a rumbling noise!...
 * Sk8r: I is back! >:D
 * Chill: Yeah right!
 * Penquino: !Pwn Sk8r!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Pwning Sk8rbluscat...
 * Sk8r: O_O
 * Mario: Shiny button!
 * Brook: No!
 * Billybob: Mwaha-
 * All: Yay!
 * Chill: We have to get to Saraapril castle!
 * All: O_O
 * Clones: Owie! 10/100
 * Chill: EETZ OVA 9000!!!!
 * Clones: Nooo!!!!! 0/100
 * Funkid: Watudoin here?
 * WATuDOIN: You called!?
 * Brook: O_O WATuDOIN's alive!!?!
 * WATuDOIN: I resprawned! >:)
 * Marweeoh: Give bro back!
 * Brook: Yeah!
 * Funkid: Never!
 * WATuDOIN and Funkid: Ow! Ooo! Dora! 90/100
 * All: :|
 * Funkid and WATuDOIN: OW!!!! 50/100
 * Funkid and WATuDOIN: noo!! 40/100
 * Funkid and WATuDOIN: Yes master... 1/100
 * Mario: :O
 * Funkid and WATuDOIN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/100
 * All: YAY!!!
 * Chill: Time to get Bro back!
 * Saraapril: Hello friends :)
 * Marweeoh: What did you do with Bro!? >:(
 * Brook: Yeah!
 * Saraapril: I locked him up to end wars :)
 * Marweeoh: :P
 * Chill: Time for an RPG battle!
 * Saraapril: I only fight to obatin world peace! :)
 * Saraapril: NO! 90/100
 * Awesome: Surprisingly efective...
 * Mario: Just do an attack!
 * Saraapril: My pretty pink and purple dress! 85/100
 * LMGT: I gotz a new onez!
 * Saraapril: SAVE the environment!!!! 65/100
 * Johnny: I got a good one!
 * Saraaprl: Don't be mean! 40/100
 * Saraapril: People worked for that! 35/100
 * Brook: Meh.
 * Saraapril: That's mean! 31/100
 * Chill: >:O YEW DID 2 ATTAKZ AT ONCEZ!!! !Pwn Brook!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Ultrapwning Brookelas...
 * Brook: O_O
 * Saraapril: That's inappropriate! 25/100
 * Saraapil: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 5/100
 * Brook: Incominnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Saraapril: Granny!!!! 0/100
 * All: :D
 * Chill: We're naut done yet. We gotta find Bro.
 * Broseph: Help me!
 * Brook: Ok!
 * Broseph: Than- *splat*
 * All: O_O
 * Penquino: I can solve this!
 * Broseph: Life shroom?
 * Brook: Ok.
 * Broseph: Thanks! :)
 * Chill: Let's go home!
 * All: Ok!

The End