S.S. Amazon/Earth1

You see a penguin dressed up as a safari guide.

Penguin: Welcome! I'm Juan. I work for the S.S. Amazon. I guess you've signed up for ShrimpPin's tour of the amazons on Earth? Fantastic! Sign your name below and we'll start the tour! Once you've signed, you will receive a message on your talk page instructing you what to do next.

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What's this? You've not paid for your tour yet?! Please purchase tickets here!