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Jokes
''My study period = 30 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.''

''Dear creator of Monday, UN-CREATE THAT DAY! -Sincerely, over 1 billion people.''

''I turned my iPhone on Airplane Mode and threw it out the window... Worst transformer ever.''

I have a smart phone with a dumb battery.

''I love my six packs so much... I protect it with a layer of fat.''

Unicorns aren't extinct - they just gained weight and are now called rhinos

''You're a crayon, I'm a highlighter. You may color the world, but I make it brighter!''

''Have you heard of the movie Constipation? Well, it hasn't come out yet.'' -Submitted by Kari

An onion a day keeps the ladies away.

They've invented Smart Cars, smartphones, Smart TVs, when will they invent smart people?

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