LMGT's Leafy Donut

Prologue: LMGT eatz Donutz
LMGT was in his igloo, eating 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 donuts per second.

LMGT: Yummy Yummy Yummy!

A mysterious shadow enters LMGT's igloo.

???: Maybe you should try eating HEALTHY!

LMGT: NO! NEVAH!

Koops: Hey! IMMA ZEE AUTHOR AND I LIEK PIE! YAYZ :D

LMGT: YAYZ FOR PIE! I likez donuts moar!

Koops: PIE!

LMGT: DONUTS!

???: OK SERIOUSLY! EAT HEALTHY!

??? disappears.

2 minutes later

Brook, Chill, Mario, Johnny and Bro arrive at LMGT's Igloo.

LMGT:... AND HE TOLD ME TO EAT HEALTHY!

LMGT eatz moar donutz!

Brook: Well, maybe...

Bro:...DERE EEZ A WAY! WE COULD INVENT A RECIP... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario: No acting smart, Bro! REMEMBER?

Bro: Fine!

Chill: HAHA!

Bro: SAHDDUP!

Roy: MY LINE

Roy punches Bro.

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Johnny: Brook is right! Maybe we could invent a HEALTHY Donut.

Bro: DAT WUZ MY IDEA!

Johnny: >:(

Bro falls into a bottomless pit.

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! D'OH

Koops: *facepalm*

Brook, Chill, Mario, Bro and Johnny ALL join LMGT'S PARTAY!

Chill: YAYZ! PARTY TIME!

Brook: We better get to work!

Chapter 1: A (Not So) Yucky Donut
Johnny: So, we will get sum apple leaves! YUMMEH!

LMGT: :) Apple DOnuts taste good!

Chill: And we need some carrot leaves

LMGT: Yummy!!!!!!!!!

Bro: And to add good fla...

A tree falls on Bro

Bro: D'oh I missed!

Another tree falls on Bro

Bro: D'oh I missed

Another tree falls on Bro

Bro: D'oh I missed

Chill: STOP SAYING DAT!

Mario: Yeah! Brook is right! We need to add some good flavor!

Bro: MY IDEA!

Another tree falls on Bro

Bro: D'oh I missed!

The party mixes the leaves together with a little bit of flower, and put it in the oven for 1/2 an hour.

30 MINS LATER

LMGT: DEY LOOK YUMMEH! But I am scared to eat one!

Koops: Want some Leaf Pie?

LMGT: FINE! I WILL EAT A LEAF DONUT >:(

Mimi enters zee igloo.

Mimi: NOT SO FAST!

Brook: What do yew want Mimi?

Mimi: I wuz ordered to get LMGT and his friends by my...errrrr...boss who....errrrrrrrr...will not be mentioned

Boss: Mimi
Mimi: MIMIMIMIMIMMIMIMIMIMIMI!

LMGT eats Mimi.

LMGT: Easy as Donuts!

Koops: GRRRRRRRRRRR! EASY AS PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro: Calm down Bro! HAHAHAHAHA! GET IT? MY NAME IS BRO!

Cricket Noises

Chapter 2: Zee Eating of Zee Donut
Brook: OK LMGT!

LMGT Slowly eats zee donut.

Chill: This isn't normal! JUST EET ZEE DONUT!

LMGT eats the donut.

LMGT: Gwaa, I don't feel very well.

Freddy K: HA! TAKE DAT YEW MEAN PERSON!

LMGT: How am I mean?

Freddy K: IDK *Explodes*

Johnny: OH NOEZ! WHAT DO WE DO?

Mimi comes up LMGT again.

Mimi: GROSS! I WANT A REMATCH WHILE HE IS DOWN!

Boss: Mimi
Mimi: MIMIMIMIMIMIMI!

Brook jumps on Mimi, and Mimi jumps on Brook, and Brook jumps on Mimi and Mimi jumps on Brook and BLAH BLAH BLAH YEW KNOW WUT HAPPENS!

Chill: PARTAY HAT POKE!

Chill pokes Mimi with his Party Hat.

Mimi: OWIE! JEWLARRY TYMEZ!

Mimi grabs a random Rubiee, and throws it at Chill, and throws another one at Brook.

Mimi: TAKE DAT!

Johnny makes it rain wigs on Mimi

Mimi: HAHA! WHAT EFFECT DOES DAT HAVE!

Bro: HAHA!

Nelson comes and punches Bro.

Nelson: HAHA!

Nelson explodes.

A superhero comes in from behind Mimi, and throws her back to Castle Bleck.

Superhero: Hey guys! I got up!I FEEL GREAT!

Mario: LMGT? Is dat yew?

Superhero: YEP! EET EEZ I LMGT! AKA DONUT MAN! :D! Now, letz go find dat villian and defeat him! Oh, we better make lots of Leafy Donuts too!

Brook, Chill, Mario and Johnny (Not Bro though) cook up 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Leafy Donuts.

Johnny: SAVE them LMGT!

LMGT: I guess I can have ONE!

LMGT eats two donuts.

Brook: *facepalm*

LMGT: Wut, I feelz good nao!

Chapter 3: Donut Man! Zee Dood!
LMGT: DONUT MAN EEZ HEAR!

Zee party flies right out of LMGT's igloo, and run at super speed around Club Penguin (Bro keeps tripping on pine cones falling from trees).

Chill: Hey LMGT-

LMGT: EET EEZ DONUT MAN! OK????????????????????

Chill: But zee way Koops is writing it is LMGT still!

Koops: PIE! I LIEK PIE! ITS SO SLY! IMMA PIE IMMA PIE MAN!

Tazboi: YAY! PIE!

Mario: YAY! PIE!

LMGT: Wut?

Mario: I like pie!

Mario mysteriously disappears.

Beldam: HA! Now I can finally get my revenge! Come on my lovlies!

Maralyn pops up.

Marilyn: GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vivian comes.

Vivian: Why am I here?

Beldam: FOR ZEE OLD TIMES!

Vivian: Awwww fine :(

Marilyn: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

Beldam: SHADDUP AND FIGHT!

Boss: Beldam, Marilyn and Vivian
Koops: YAY! SHADOW SIRENS MOOSIQUE :D :D :D

Beldam: Shut up KOOPS!

Koops: OH NOEZ! SHE KNOWS MY NAME! ZEE OLD FART KNOWS MY NAME *Eats pie*

Beldam: *FACEPALM* We were in Paper Mario:The Thousand Year Door together.

Koops: OLD FART!

Marilyn: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

Brook jumps on Beldam, defeating her.

Beldam: D'OH I MISSED!

Marilyn throws thunder all over.

Marilyn: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

Bro: D'OH I MISSED *FAINTZ*

Chill, Brook and Johnny try throwing objects at Marilyn but it doesn't work.

Vivian: GET 'EM SIS! :D :D :D!

LMGT: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONUTZ!

LMGT throws donuts all over zee place.

Marilyn: GAH HA!

LMGT: GIMME A VEGGIE DONUT!

LMGT eats 5 veggie donuts. He goes crazeh, and runs Marilyn over with an Orange Puffle in a wagon :D!

Orange Puffle: :)

Orange Puffle disappears.

Vivian: MY TURN!

Vivian joins the Party.

Vivian: IDK how I ended up here.

Vivian brings the Party down in the shadows, and they are teleported to the X-Naut Base in Grodus's Room.

Chapter 4: Grodus' Robotic Donut
Brook: Wut is up with the peaceful music? And where is Bro?

The music that is playing ts the TTYD Peach Intermission Song.

Meanwhile, in Bro's Moomy's Igloo

Bro's Mom: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FAINTING?

Bro's Dad: AND TRIPPING OVER PINECONES

Bro: I am sorry!

Bro gets thrown out of the igloo, looking for the party.

Back to Grodus' Base

Chill: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Vivian: I have come here to show you the main villain.

Grodus: VIVIAN! What are you doing helping the good people.

Vivian: I AM good you ^&*($!

Grodus: WHAT DID YEW CALL ME??????????????????????????????????????????????

Boss: Grodus
Grodus: HA!

Grodus throws robotic donuts at everyone, and it Game Overs the whole party, except LMGT and Vivian (Bro is still missing)

LMGT: OH NOEZ! EET EEZ SUPAH BROOK SUNSHINE ALL OVER AGAIN! ZEE PARTY IS SLOWLY DISAPPEARING! FIRST MARIO, NAO BRO!

Vivian jinxes Grodus, which makes his engine slowly break. Grodus throws robotic donuts, but LMGT eats some more leafy donuts, which gives him power to throw them back at Grodus.

Vivian: TAKE THAT YOU MONSTER!

Grodus: A monster, 'eh?

Grodus teleports Chill away.

LMGT: DAT EEZ EET! WE HAZ ENOUGH.

LMGT eats 10 leafy donuts which hit Grodus good.

LMGT: STOP TRYING TO STOP US, ZEE PARTY!

Grodus is defeated and drops 1 Up mushrooms, so Brook and Johnny are back.

Johnny: WHERE EEZ CHILL?

Vivian: Well what happened was blah blah blah and then blah blah blah finally Grodus blah blah blah!

Brook: So now what do we do? We are stuck in the X-Naut Fortress.

Chapter 5: PIE!
Koops: PIE!

LMGT: DONUTZ!

Koops: PIE!

LMGT: DONUTZ!

Koops: PIE!

LMGT: DONUTZ!

Brook: COME ON GUYS! Bro, Mario and Chill are MISSING!

The lights flash off, and they go back on, and BROOK IS MISSING!

Johnny: So now, we must X-PLORE without Brook, Chill and Mario!

Vivian: AND BRO!

LMGT: Shaddup until yew learn the insides of Brooktacular and (Not So) EPF!

Apple Pie, Blueberry Pie and Blackberry pies come and sing

HOT PIE HOT PIE HOT PIE PIE PIE PIE!

Shy Guy: >:( DON'T MESS WITH THE HOT DOG DANCE!

Blackberry Pie throws blackberry pie at Shy Guy.

Shy Guy: GRRRRRRR!

Shy Guy gets run over by a Luigi in Mario Kart.

Luigi: OH SORRY! I WUZ RACING! HAHA!

A shadow-ed penguin appeares, who seems to really like pie. He smells like pie, and goes by the name Dark M!

Dark M: PIE!

LMGT: DONUTZ!

Dark M: PIE!

Koops: PIE! I think I will like this boss!

Boss: Dark M
Dark M: TAKE THIS!!

Dark M hits Johnny with a Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Johnny: Hmmmm, who else has a Blah Blah Blah Mallet?

LMGT: Could that POSSIBLY BE... Marweeoh????? NOOOOOO!

Vivian: Actually! WHO CAREZ! LETZ DEFEAT EET!

LMGT throws lots of donuts at Dark M, and Dark M throws lots of pie.

Dark M: YER DONUTZ EEZ NO MATCH FOR ME! ZEE DORK M! Wait no... ZEE DARK M!

Vivian: FACE THE FURY OF FIRE!

Marilin: WATER BEATS FIRE!

Beldam: SNOW MATCHES!

Vivian: Uhhhh, that is not what she says in the video!

Beldam: SHUT UP!

Beldam and Marilin disappear.

Vivian: OLD FART!

Beldam: ...

Beldam disappears again.

Dark M: OK! FINE! BE DAT WAY!

Dark M teleports everyone to Twilight Town.

Dark M: UNTIL NEXT TIME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dark M teleports away into the Creepy Steeple.

Chapter 6: Into the Creepy Steeple
Johnny: INTO THE TWILIGHT FOREST!

The party walks into the Forest

Vivian: I know this place so well.

Beldam: VIVIAN! DO NOT COME IN THE FOREST!

Vivian: BELDAM! YOU OLD FART!

Beldam: Dat eez eet!

Boss: Beldam
LMGT: Already?

Everyone chases Beldam through the forest and into the front gate of Creepy Steeple.

Vivian: FIRE BEATS SNOW! HAHAHAHA!

Sensei: You have learned well, my young grasshopper!

Beldam freezes Sensei, and he breaks into 9001 pieces.

Johnny: I have no time for this.

Johnny throws a really ugly wig on Beldam, and Nelson comes and beats up Beldam.

Vivian: HAHA YEW OLD FART!

Johnny, LMGT and Vivian head into the Creepy Steeple.

Chapter 7: O_O
Koops: Wut eez up wit dat title?

LMGT: IKR!

Fourth Wall: OW!

A female boo pops up behind LMGT

Female Boo: BOO!

LMGT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHIDEAR BOW!

Bow: So nice to see yew all!

Bootler: Bow! I think it is unsafe for you to go on another adventure like before. This Party looks suspicious.

Bow: I AM NOT A BAYBEE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bootler: Exacly?

Bow: >:( !pwn Bootler

The BooBot comes

BooBot: Now !pwning The Person that Bow always wants me to !pwn! BOOTLER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*cough*AAAAAAAAAAAA*wheeze*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Bootler: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

BooBot: OK! Me leavez! !pwn BooBot

BooBot: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bow joins the Party

Johnny: Ummmm, we didn't even say hi to you.

Bow: HI HI AND HI! LETZ GO!

Zee party continues up Creepy Steeple, when suddenly...

Dark M: HI!HI!HI!HI!HI!

Johnny: Who is this creepy guy? He seemz farmilier!

Dark M: PIE!

LMGT: YEW ARE GOING DOWN!

Boss: Dark M
Dark M: I AM ZEE DORK M!

LMGT: Dat eez right!

Dark M: DARN IT!

LMGT eatz leafy donutz.

Dark M: Zee boss isn't gonna be happy!

LMGT completely whacks Dark M outta Creepy Steeple just liek dat!

LMGT: EZ as...

Koops and Dark M: PIe!

LMGT: ...DONUTZ!

Koops: I HATEZ YEW DONT MAN DOOD LMGT PERSON THINGAMAJIG!

Bow: I feel board! !pwn Dark M

BooBot: NAO !pwning Zee Wonderful (NOT SO) Dark M!

Dark M: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

BooBot: I just !pwned Mario!

Johnny: OH EM GEEEEEEEEE! DAT WUZ... MARWEEOH? *Faintz*

LMGT: Well we know dat, but where did zee rest of zee party go?

The Party Continues to Walk up into Creepy Steeple.

Chapter 8: Zee Palace of Shadow
The Party walks up a reeeeeeeeeealy long staircase, and sees a white freak dood.

Doopliss: Hey!

Koops: Sowwie!

Doopliss: As yew know, I haz a surprise for yew!

LMGT: DONUTZ?

Vivian: Doopliss, look! STOP IT NAO! OK?

Bow: Yeah!

Doopliss: We eez headed to zee Palace of Shadow BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Party and Doopliss head to the Palace of Shadow, in the room where Super Mario fought Grodus and Bowser in TTYD. Grodus is there now, with Doopliss, Beldam, Dark M, Mimi, O'Chunks and Lord Crump.

Grodus: Welcome to my new base! Yew may be wondering what we did to your friends, and Marylin.

Beldam: Well! MARYLIN WUZ NOT BEING NICE, SO WE TURNED AGAINST HER! She is now with Bro in a DIFFERENT PLANET! Not even close to Earth.

Lord Crump: And for your friends Brook and Chill, what is happening to them is right behind this door.

O'Chunks: CHUNKS AWAY!

O'Chunks moves out of the way, and a giant door is revealed.

Johnny: OH EM GEE!

Mimi: If yew will excuse me!

Mimi heads down the LONG staircase, to Brook and Chill.

Doopliss: And if you will excuse me too!

Doopliss heads down the stairs.

O'Chunks: YAYZ!

Grodus: MHM!

Lord Crump: Well YAY!

Dark M: AT HIM!

Beldam: BATTLE!

Vivian: This will take FOREVAH!

Boss: Beldam, Grodus, Dark M, O'Chunks and Lord Crump
Bow sneaks up behind Beldam.

Bow: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Beldam: AHHHH! GACK MY OLD FART HEART!

Beldam faintz.

Vivian: Thanks!

Lord Crump: HAHA! CRUMP JUMP!

Vivian: NO YOU DONT! YOU WONT!

LMGT: Wut eez up wit zee rhyming.

Johnny: IKR!

LMGT eats a Leafy Donut.

LMGT: CWUMPZ AWAY!

LMGT hits Lord Crump, who hits into O'Chunks, who hits into a wall.

O'Chunks: GRRRRRRR! ME SCARES! CHUNKY AWAY!

Grodus: EET EEZ SUPPOSED TO BE CHUCKS YEW MORON!

Lord Crump crump jumps on Vivian, but before he hits, Vivian sets him on fire.

Lord Crump: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lord Crump explodes.

Grodus: Nao! ME, Dark M, and yew guyz!

Bow: EEZ DAT ZEE BEST YEW CAN DOOZ!

LMGT: Mhm!

Dark M: DARK BLAH BLAH BLAH MALLET!

Dark M pulls out a Dark M mallet, and hammers liek crazy (Kinda like how if you get a hammer in Super Smash Bros Braw, yew go crazeh)

Super Mario: MINE! GRRRRR!

Dark M hammers Super Mario.

Super Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dark M accidently hits Grodus.

Grodus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Grodus lands on Dark M

Dark M: D'OH I MISSED!

Chapter 9: Down zee Staircase
LMGT, Johnny, Bow and Vivian walk down the staircase and see the rest of the party members.

Brook: HEY GUYZ!

LMGT: Hey!

Chill: GET 'EM!

Boss: Chill and Brook
Bro: Uhhh guys? That isn't Doopliss!

Chill: Oh! Well then we all rejoin zee partay!

BOSS BATTLE OVAH!

Brook: YAYZ FOR SHORT BOSS BATTLES!

Brook, Chill and Bro rejoin the party.

LMGT: Nao we needz to find Mario.

IN ZEE AUTHORING BOOTH...

Koops: And we will make NON STOP PIES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dark M: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Koops teleports the party back to LMGT's igloo.

Chapter 10: Dark Marweeish
MC1: WOOT!

LMGT: NO NO NO!

MC1: AWWWWW! *Explodes*

Koops: Hey guyz!

Bow smacks Koops.

Koops: Awwww!

Koops returns to the authoring booth, and Dark M Comes.

Dark M: I just made mahself LEAFY PIE!

LMGT eats 9 Leafy Donuts, and Dark M eats all his Leafy Pie (8 pieces)

DONUT VS PIE TIEM!

Suddenly, LMGT (Donut Man for those of yew dat forgot) and Dark M appear at the Glitz Pit.

Grubba: AND NAO! ZEE MOMENT WE HAZ ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! PIE! VS! DONUTS!

Audience: WOOT!

Grubba: So how this works is the contestants will face a round of the following:


 * Strength
 * Stamina
 * Speed
 * Knowlage
 * Creativeness

Grubba: They must win 3/5 to WIN! LETZ START ZEE PIE VS DONUT ROUND!

Pie VS Donut
Grubba: So use a LEEEEEEEEEEEAFY MOVE TO DETERMAIN THE FOLLOWING CATEGORY: Strength

LMGT whacks Dark M vewee Hard.

Dark M BLAH BLAH BLAHZ LMGT vewee Hard.

LMGT: Waaaaa!

ROUND 1 GOEZ TO PIE!

Grubba: ROUNDZ 2! STAMINA!

The Glitz Pit turns into a Swimming Pool.

Grubba: Hold your breath for as long as you can underwater

Dark M: YAYZ!

The contestants go underwater.

BLUB

BLUB

BLUB!

Dark M: AHHHHHHHH! SO HARD!

LMGT: I winz dis round!

Grubba: THE WINNER IS DONUT!

SPEED!

Race around the Audience Chairs.

READY SET GO!

Dark M runs very fast, but LMGT flies very fast.

Grubba: ZEE WINNAH EEZ LMGT OF ZEE DONUT TEAM!

Dark M: D'OH!

First one to know the following question winz!

2 + 2

Dark M: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Dark M's Brain: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LMGT: Dat eez eezee, it is 2 square = 4.000009001

Dark M: 4!

Grubba: Congratz Dark M!

LMGT: DUMB PPLZ WIN!

Grubba: NAO ZEE FINALZ! PIE VS DONUT! Who's leafy thing tastes yummier!

DONUT FTW! The Leafy Pie tastes like ^&*( and the Donut actually tastes like my Mom's...

LMGT: WE DONT WANNA KNOW!

Grubba: MY MOM'S DONUTZ YEW STOOPID!

Grubba turns Dark M into Mario., who rejoins the Party, and zey haz a full Roster again :D!

WOOT!

LMGT and Mario go back to LMGT's Igloo.

Chapter 11: Bow's Dumbness
Bow: Awwww!

DUMB TIME!

Bow: YAYZ! EVERY DAY I AM DUMB! BLAH BLAH BLAH! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB! LITTLE LAMB! LITTLE LAMB! HAHAHAHA!

Chill: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

BORING TIME!

Johnny: Boring chapter! LETZ SKIP TO ZEE BOSS!

Koops: OK!

Koops presses fast forward, but a little too much.

CHAPTER 25

LMGT: Yew called me fat and I need to be healthy,

Koops: TOO FAR!

REWIND!

CHAPTER 11 BOSS: NOONE!

Boss: Noone!
Mario: Talk about randomness!

Chapter 12: Back to zee Adventure
A stuffed bear named Stuffy came.

Stuffy: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! LEAVE ZEE IGLOO NAO!

Stuffy explodes.

Boss: Stuffy
Stuffy: RAWR!

Stuffy explodes.