Slender the Bounty Hunter

It's been two years after Antarctica's most powerful weapon - T.H.I.S. was stolen by Slender. However, instead of receiving the sweet billion coins worth paycheck paid out for stealing a super weapon, he got defeated in the fight.

As Emperor Slenderman tried to experiment on something important, a group of elite EPF and SIA Agents were sent to find out the location of the superweapon, which managed to be stolen by the International Syndicate. On their way, they encountered a big surprise.

Prologue
BANG BANG BANG BANG

A gunfight just started. A group of Syndicate mercenaries were being chased by EPF Agents. They were now shooting each other in the face.

EPF Agents & Syndicate Goons:"DIE SCUM!"

The reason? The Syndicate stole one of Antarctica's most powerful weapon - the T.H.I.S. missile. Of course, stealing such a weapon would instantly alert the EPF. The enormous Ditto Missile, painted in green, was seen being flanked by armored SUVs and- wait, is THAT a tank protecting the missile carrier?!

On the Syndicate side, a trusted Capo named Slender was firing his Deletion Laser Rifle at the EPF, but missed most of the shots. On the other side, Commander Agent Bro Jean was riding a Jetpack. Two Blaster Pistols was in his hands, firing rapidly with precise accuracy.

Bro:"Woohoo! I haven't feel like this since Operation Blackout!"

Just as the Syndicate was going to lose, Slender unleashed his one and only ability - Bullet Time. To him, everyone was in slow-motion while he was 40% faster than average. Before the 15 seconds ability ended, the Capo managed to fire and hit most of the EPF Agents with his Rifle, sending them to the CyberVoid (a dimension where deleted items go to).

Bro:"Grr, you are going to pay!"

The commander fired laser beams at Slender, who managed to dodge most of them. Despite being hit a few times, he managed to take cover behind an abandoned EPF car.

Slender:"Get outta here, boys! I will take care of him."

Syndicate Mercenaries:"Yes boss!"

While the mercenaries escaped with the missile, they opened a portal that teleports them to the Death Star. Now the fight was solely between Slender and Bro.

Slender:":P"

Slender deleted Bro's Jetpack, causing him to fall off the sky.

Bro:"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

However, our protagonist managed to land safely, though with a few scratches. He pulled his triggers and dealed some damage to Slender. To his horror, Bro's blasters malfunctioned.

Bro:"Are you kidding me?!"

Slender aimed at Bro, ready to delete the cornered agent. Before he could do so, the gangster was blasted a few hundred feets away, hitting a car. The anonymous shooter was revealed to be none other than Chill57181.

Bro:"Eh, thanks for saving my life."

Chill:(feeling mighty) You are welcome."

Bro:"Well, not really. I had a spare blaster that I was going to pull out."

The commander took out a third blaster from his tuxedo. Chill faceflippered and walked to the defeated Slender. He was knocked out by the impact.

Chill:"Do you think that he's going to be alright?"

Bro:"Don't worry. Someone will call us, eventually."

The two headed to the Pizza Parlour for a dinner after failing to stop the heist. At least the two could collect the bounty for defeating Slender.

Not long after Bro and Chill left, a space shuttle landed at the site of the fight. Walking out of the shuttle was a squad of Stormtroopers, a group of doctors and medics and the leader of the Death Star and the International Syndicate - Emperor Slenderman.



The Emperor:"How is Slender?"

Medic:"He's seriously wounded and knocked out, Your Excellency."

The Emperor:"Then he can still be saved. Carry him back to the Death Star."

Medics:"Yes sir."

Two medics put him in a life-sustaining stretcher, which looked more like a futuristic coffin. They carried him into the shuttle. The transport arrived at the moon-resembling space station a few minutes later.

The medics took the stretcher out of the shuttle and took it to the Emperor's Experiment Lab. The T.H.I.S.-carrying missile carrier was seen in the background. Some of the mercenary was sitting on top of it while drinking coffee.

It was a matter of time when Slender was put on a surgeon's table. Emperor Slenderman was looking at a spell-book.

The Emperor:"Now, this won't hurt."

Dark energy appeared around the Emperor's flippers. He was going to kill off every single one of his most trusted agent's emotions and pain. Only after that did the surgery started...

A few hours later, Slender's surgery ended. It also marked the creation of a living monster.

The Emperor:"Arise, my servant."

The patient got up from the table and sat on it.

Slender:"Ouch, what happened."

The Emperor:"You got blasted and burnt. You also hit a car."

Slender:"What's my mission?"

The Emperor:"Nothing for now. Here, let me show you your new equipments."

The Emperor took out a katana.

The Emperor:"This one is no ordinary katana. Press a button on its hilt and the blade will disappear into another dimension. This allows you to conceal it with ease."

Slender:"Of course, my lord."

The Emperor put the retractable-blade katana into Slender's coat.

The Emperor:"Next, we got 2 blasters and 2 Deletion Pistols."

Slender:"Nothing different, then."

The Emperor:"BUT, they will never ran out of ammo or malfunction."

Slender:"Sweet. Anything else?"

The Emperor:"None."

The reborn bounty hunter/agent of darkness walked out of the room, leaving the Emperor by his lonesome.

Chapter 1:I can't believe that he's ok
2 years later, there was a meeting in the EPF Command Room.

The Director:"Agents, we found the location that contains the map of the T.H.I.S. missile. Find it and track the location down."

EPF Agents:"Yes sir!"

With that, the meeting ended. Bro was now the leader of a squad of EPF Agents, as part of his reward for defeating Slender.

Bro:"Get to work! Agent Wonderweez, stay here and operate the radio. We may need backup."

Wonderweez:"Yes sir!"

Wonder set up a large radio and operated it, waiting for incoming orders.

Bro:"Agent Shakrbate, Chill and Brookelas, follow me. We are going in."

Bro and his squad got into a car and drove to the Syndicate hideout. When they got out of the car, Bro loaded his blaster pistols.

Bro:"It's show time."

While they were exploring the place, they met little resistance. Aside from Cream Soda addicts dwelling in the place, nobody else was there. The hideout seemed to be abandoned.

Brook:"Yuck, hobos."

Chill:"Come on, they may be depressed."

Eventually, the squad reached a room with a table in it. On the table was the map.

Sharkbate:"Jackpot!"

Bro:"And no actions used. Go for the jackpot, Sharkbate."

Sharkbate:"Yes sir."

As the agent walked closer to the map, the map was snatched away. Out of the shadows came out a familiar sight. The penguin's eye pupils were red. He had no emotions too. The penguin took out a lighter and burnt the map to ashes.

Bro:"I know who you are! You are Slender! But-"

Before Bro could finish, Slender took out 2 Blasters and blasted Bro away.

Bro:"AHHHH!"

Slender:"Sharkbate, you are next."

The bounty hunter fired at the agent with deadly accuracy. Even when Brook and Chill returned fire to Slender, they failed to save Shark from a serious injury.

Chill:"Call for backup!"

Brook took out his radio.

Brook:"BACKUP! SLENDER IS ALIVE!!!"

He immediately disconnected the radio and took out his Blaster Carbine.

Brook:"Eat plasma, monster!"

Brook and Chill continued firing at Slender, who was unfazed despite the agents' accurate shots that hit him. As Bro had recovered by now, he tried to tackle at the bounty hunter. At the last minute, Slender dodged the move and gave a landing spot to Bro.

Bro:"Ouch."

Slender took out his katana and tried to strike Bro with it. Bro dodged the blow, getting the katana struck.

Slender:"Fools."

He retracted the katana's blade, allowing him to unstruck it and continue dealing damage to Bro, who took out a blue Lightsaber from the Star Wars Takeover to defend himself.

However, Bro got exhausted soon and found himself cornered by Slender. Just as he was going to finish him off, Chill shot Slender with his blaster.

Chill:"Take that!"

However, Slender doesn't like getting shot, nor does it hurt him. He took out his Deletion Pistols and fired at Chill.

Bro:"He is too dangerous! Run!"

The group exited the hideout. They failed their mission.

Chapter 2:Defeating Slender
Two days later, Bro received a message on his EPF Phone.

Director:Agent Commander Bro Jean, we need you back at the EPF HQ for a meeting.

Bro headed to the Command Room. He found his squad waiting for him.

Chill:"Bro, the Director declared Slender an enemy of the EPF."

Bro:"Yeah, we could defeat him now."

Sharkbate:"We located him to the island of Nextgate. Be careful, as he has lots of goons there."

Bro:"K, I'll book flights to Nextgate."

A few minutes later, Bro returned and gave everyone a ticket to Nextgate.

Bro:"Here we go."

2 hours later, Bro was in the first class section of an airplane, along with Sharkbate, Chill, Brook and Wonder. He was reading A traveller's guide to Nextgate.

Bro:"So, Nextgate is just Margate and Nexon united?"

Wonderweez:"Yep. I heard that if the President of Nexon dies or got removed from power, the entire island will instantly blow up."

Brook:"Oh darn it. How are we supposed to kill him now? He's too well-guarded."

Bro:"Simple. We convince his generals to usurp power from him."

Chill:"It's not easy as you think it is. He has a cult of personality surrounding him there. The common soldiers will activate the nukes too."

Bro:"Ah, got an idea. Lure him off Nextgate, delete him and replace him with a lookalike."

Chill:"Sounds crazy, but it may work."

Another 20 minutes later, the squad of agents arrived at Nextgate International Airport. They rented a car and went back to their hotel for a rest.

Bro:"Good thing this hotel is located in Margate, or else we will be dead by now."

Chill:"You betcha."

Shark:"Not really. This town has lots of gangs and stuff. Well, we are in the posher parts so we can't see any."

Brook:"How are we gonna kill him BTW?

Bro:"I told you the plans Brook."

2 days later, on a massive yacht off the coast of Nextgate...

Slender:"So each missile will cost you 2 million coins. Since you want 10, it will cost you 12 million coins."

Arms Dealer:"Worth it."

Slender ordered a slave to take out a legal paperwork. He gave the dealer a pen.

Slender:"Now, just sign this and we'll deliver it by tomorrow to your private island."

Arms Dealer:"K."

The dealer signed the paper. The President of Nexon followed by stamping his signature on the paper. After that, they shook flippers. As the weapons dealer left on his speedboat, another came - this one has our favorite agents on it.

Bro:"Now remember guys, we will be acting as a criminal gang. You guys are supposed to be my bodyguards and I will be an arms dealer, ok?"

Other agents:"Ok."

The "dealer" and his "gang" went in. They found Slender sitting on a white couch in the middle of the yacht.

Slender:"What do you want?"

Bro:"Oh, hi. I would like to buy 5 AK-47s, 25 grenades and 5 pistols."

Slender:"Well, you are lucky today. I have them in the armory. Guards, take the weapons out."

The Nexonan soldiers left the room and came back a few minutes later with the weapons.

Slender:"They cost 12,500 WB$."

Bro paid the arms-dealing President the counterfeit cash. As they were about to leave with the weapons, Slender stopped them.

Slender:"Wait! We need to talk about business. Let's have some Cream Soda."

Bro, Chill:"Ok."

The President took out a bottle of sparkling Cream Soda and some mugs. He poured the beverage into the mugs. Slender took the largest mug and turned his back, while sipping from it. Seeing a chance to kill him, Bro and his agents took the weapons and started shooting Slender.

Moments later, Slender was on the floor, dead. A guard was alerted by the gunfire. He rushed into the room, pistol at hand.

Guard 1:"What the hell did you do?!"

Chill shot the guard with his rifle. Before he collapsed, the guard alerted the whole yacht of Slender's death. Alarm went off in the entire yacht. Strangely, nobody confronted the agents.

Shark:"That's weird. They should've killed us all by now."

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

The yacht was bombed by a Nextgatian warship. It's cannons kept firing at the yacht.

Bro:"Crap, we gotta get out of here now!"

The gang got into an escape Presidential speedboat and escaped from the yacht, just moments before it exploded.

BOOM

Bro:"Sweet. This thing has 2 machine guns mounted on it. Chill, Shark, you know what to do."

Chill, Shark:"Yes sir!"

The two agents fired at the Nexonan warship while Wonder drove the speedboat. Bro and Brook provided support fire to Chill and Shark. Soon, 3 other ships and 5 helicopters backed the Nexonan warship.

Bro:"AHHHH! WE ARE DEAD!"

Brook found a rocket launcher in the speedboat.

Brook:"Not yet."

Brookelas fired a rocket at one of the helicopter, destroying it. He reloaded it and subsequently destroyed all of the helicopters and damaged a warship.

Wonderweez:"Hang on guys, we are close to Nextgate!"

Soon, the speedboat reached the Nextgatian shore.

Bro:"I think we escaped them. We are now safe."

Chill:"Not really. We killed Slender, so the Nexonans will blow up the island."

Bro:"We better get outta here!"

The gang went back to their hotel and pack their belongings. Just as Bro was going to exit the hotel, they found themselves surrounded by gangsters. The gang leader came out, revealing himself to be Slender, with some injuries.

Slender:"You should've checked someone's pulse after killing them. Do your job boys."

Slender's goons fired at the gang, who took cover and returned fire. As they were outnumbered, Bro's agents were defeated. They reluctantly surrendered.

Bro:"Dang it, we are dead this time!"

Just as a gangster was going to shoot Bro in the head, 5 helicopters appeared from nowhere. Not only did Shops Intelligence Agency came to their rescue, they also defeated the gangsters. From one of the helicopters came out LMGT - the Director of the SIA.

Bro:"LMGT, you...you saved our butts!"

LMGT:"You are welcome dood. Come on, this place isn't save. We better get going."

The gang followed LMGT onto the lead helicopter, which also functioned as an aircraft carrier.

LMGT:"Get into the star fighters, boys. We are heading back to Shops Island, but you will be going to Club Penguin Island."

Bro:"Yep."

Each of the agent got into their own Star Fighter and flew off to Club Penguin.

With that, I guess that it's safe to say the end. For now, that is.

Epilogue
Bro and his squad's fighting skills got better. The nuclear missiles weren't launched, much to Nextgate's relieve. An alliance between the EPF and the SIA was also forged. Finally, Slender ordered a massive increase in military spending and lived another day to sell weapons to criminals. He will later be charged and sent to a maximum-security jail for life.