AEJBA: Bakin' the Bacon/Bacon's Super Dungeon 1

You get thrown in a bird cage (?) and you see tons of defenses. Cameras are everywhere. Two super-sensitive microphones. An ALARM. Even a sigh will set off the microphones, which sets off the alarm, and THEN if the alarm goes off, the crushing ceiling comes down on you... What should you do?


 * Call the Director on your Super Secret Phone
 * Use magic to escape the dungeon