Replacement rulers

Four friends were made the temporary rulers of a nation shortly after their dictator friend met an accident. What will happen? Read the story to find out!

Chapter 1:You sir needs to stop drinking Cream Soda
One day, Sharkbate was waddling to his friend Slender's igloo in Club Penguin. On his flipper was a cup of coffee bought in the Coffee Shop. Once he arrived, Shark knocked on the door. The door was opened by a penguin dressed in the unreleased Shadow Ninja Suit. Without a guess, Shark knew that guy was a bodyguard of Slender.

Shadow Ninja:"Ah, come in Sharkbate. Lord Slender has been waiting for you."

Shark walked into the igloo. He sat on the couch. Slender was sitting on a recliner. What was 2 bottles of Cream Soda and some mugs were seen on the table.

Slender:"You are late! The show is about to start!"

Slender turned on the television. The channel was broadcasting "CP Fanon: The Animated Series".

Sharkbate:"Which episode is this?"

Slender:"I don't know. All I know is that this is a marathon of what fans vote to be the most hilarious."

The President of Nextgate poured some Cream Soda into one of the mug and drank it. Shark looked at him on disgust. As Slender continued pouring and drinking the drink in neck-breaking speed, one of the bottle was emptied.

Sharkbate:"You sir need to slow down the Cream Soda intake."

Slender:"Can't. I am a participant in the annual Gunpowder Cream Soda drinking competition."

Slender took a horn full of gunpowder and poured them into the mug full of Cream Soda. He stirred the powder until it dissolved into the drink.

Sharkbate:"Dude, what the heck is that? Gunpowder?!"

Slender:"You bet it is!"

Slender drank the whole mug again. However, he suddenly collapsed. Shark immediately called for help.

Shark:"Who is a medic here?"

One of the Shadow Ninja went to his boss and tried to heal him while Shark looked at them. Some other Ninjas arrived with a stretcher. Slender was carried to hospital in his limousine.

In the hospital, Slender hadn't wake up yet. Chill57181, Sharkbate, Bro and Penquini (CP Kid) was there. Another person there was Bugzy. Well, not really. It is just the BugzyBot - the world's most powerful PWN Bot. Suddenly, Slender woke up.

Slender:"Damn where am I?"

Bro:"You are in the hospital."

Sharkbate:"Told you not to drink."

Slender:"Nevermind. How long will I be hospitalized?"

Sharkbate:"Three months."

Slender:"WHAT?!? I have to rule Nextgate!"

Sharkbate:"Just tell your Field Marshal to rule for you."

Slender:"He's a puppet you fool. He can't do anything right! Hmm, how about you guys rule for me?"

Chill:"No way. I won't be going to THAT country."

Slender:"!PWN Chill57181 10 times."

BugzyBot PWNed Chill57181 10 times.

Chill:"You could've kill me with that!"

Slender:"K. PWN Chill57181 until he's dead."

BugzyBot:"Invalid order."

Slender:"I am just being merciful. Look, just rule for me if you don't want to be PWNed for infinity."

10 minutes later, the gang was outside the hospital. A Nexonan helicopter has just arrived with agents of the Nexonan Secret Service on board it.

Agent 1:"Your Excellencies, get in. We'll be going to Nexon."

The gang got in.

Chapter 2:The lifestyle of a dictator
The gang arrived in Nexon 20 minutes later. They were greeted by the island's armies.

General 1:"Welcome to Nextgate! Let us escort you guys to your Presidential Palace."

Chill57181:"Sure."

The gang was escorted to the Palace. They had never seen such a luxurious building before.

Sharkbate:"Wow."

Chill57181:"How did he get the money required?"

Sharkbate:"I don't know."

General 1:"Let me escort the four of you to your rooms."

The general escorted everyone to their rooms. As you can guess, they definitely aren't the master bedroom, nor is the guest room ordinary.

Sharkbate:"Hmm, I'm going to rest."

Sharkbate turned on the in-room television and started watching it while the others fell asleep. A few hours later, at about 7.00 pm, the gang went downstairs for dinner.

Chill:"Wow, so many luxurious food."

Chill started cutting the salmon steak in front of him and ate it. He spat it out.

Chill:"Damn, how did you cook this thing? It's salty!"

Guard 1:"Why Your Excellency, the steak is smoked."

Chill:"Well, it's too salty anyway."

The guard ordered two of his compatriots to take the chef out.

Guard 1:"Sir, how do you want him to be executed?"

Chill:"WHOAH WHOAH! I don't want him to be executed. Just give him a warning."

Guard:"Sorry Your Excellency, but the law requires him to be punished."

Chill:"Then, err, slap him with a kipper."

The guard took out a kipper and smacked the chef with it. He fell to the ground immediately, knocked out.

Chill:"Err, ok?"

In the commotion, Cp Kid are a piece of Chill's smoked salmon steak.

CK:"Dude, they are normal."

Chill:"If it's normal, they wouldn't taste salty."

CK:"CUZ THE STEAK IS SMOKED, DINGBAT!"

Chill:"Oh yeah. That explains the smoky taste."

Cp Kid took a mullet and smacked Chill in the face.

Meanwhile, back in the hospital, Slender was resting on his bed. He was using an icePad when a female nurse came in.

Nurse:"Are you playing AngryPuffles?"

Slender:"No, I am playing table tennis and that game is soooo 2010."

Nurse:"'Come on, you need to rest.

Slender:"Ha, just kidding. I am managing some business."

Nurse:"Ooo what's that?"

Slender is actually arranging an arms deal with someone. However, he didn't want anyone else to know.

Slender:"Can't tell. Private matter. BTW, I am going to get up and go now."

The Dictator tried to get up from his bed and get into his electronic wheelchair, only for him to fall again as soon as he got up.

Slender:"I hate living in a hospital."

Back in Nextgate, the gang was watching television. It was one of the largest television they ever saw. Suddenly, the program turned off and a webcam appeared, with Slender talking to them.

Slender:"So how's ruling Nextgate, guys?"

Chill:"Got slapped with a kipper."

Sharkbate:"Well, it's fine."

CK:"I slapped Chill with a kipper."

Bro:"Eh, fine for me too."

Slender:"Great, cuz I have an assignment for you. I arranged an arms deal with the Mayor of Wizzint."

Shark:"Dude, that's treason!"

Slender:"I don't care. You guys should meet him in the Presidential yacht."

Chill:"Is that it?"

Slender:"Yeah. End of transmission."

The webcam chat ended and the show resumed. A few hours later, the gang went to bed.

Chapter 2:Bu$ine$$
The next day, the gang met Penstubal at Slender's yacht.

Penstubal:"Alright, I would like to buy 30,000 deletion rifles."

Chill:"WHOAH, what the heck are you doing with so many weapons? Starting a war?!"

Penstubal:"No, it's for...err...Wizzint's security."

Chill:"K."

Penstubal:"How much do they cost?"

Chill:"Err, wait for a second."

Chill pulled Sharkbate and CK to a corner.

Chill:"What should be the price?"

CK:"Should be 30,000,000 WB$."

Sharkbate:"I suggest 50,000,000 WB$."

Chill:"That's insane!"

At that moment, Bro joined the trio.

Bro:"Nah, let's make it 600,000 WB$, considering that rifles are free in this place."

Chill:"K, leave this to me."

Chill approached the Mayor.

Chill:"They are free, take them all. We are also giving you 5 nuclear weapons for free."

Penstubal:"K thanks."

The deal ended.

Slender was talking to the gang again.

Slender:"So how much did we earn from the deal?"

Chill:"Wait, we are supposed to earn something from the deal?"

Slender:"Yeah, it's called a transaction for a reason."

Bro:"We gave him 30,000 deletion rifles and 5 nukes, for free."

Slender's face paled.

Slender:"YOU FREAKING IDIOTS!!!! DARN ITTTTTTTTTT I CANT PAY MY CONCUBINES NAOOOOO-"

Sharkbate:"Wait, WHAT?!?"

Slender:"Um, I mean my servants."

CK:"Don't you mean your FEMALE servants."

Chill:"Those who you flirted and make out with?"

Slender:"Err, NVM."

With that, transmission ended,

Moral
Never let your friends rule your island if you are sick.

Never reveal your harem to your friends.