Pallinn Central Library/Children & Teens Section/DIP UR BURGERS IN A TOILET

Prologue: DIP UR FRENCH FRIES IN MUSTARD
''Cylly's dream


 * ''Cylly: Hey, what's this... WERR AM I?
 * ''CelleryBawt: WELCOME CYLLY TO ROOM 1

''Suddenly Bro appears


 * ''Cylly: . ..
 * ''CelleryBawt: WELCOME BRO TO ROOM 1
 * ''Bro: Wutz this page?
 * ''Cylly: Errr... No idea? xP
 * ''Marweeoh: KP IS THE NEW XP
 * ''CelleryBawt: WELCOME MARWEEOH TO ROOM 1
 * ''Marweeoh: Who eez CelleryBawt?
 * ''Cylly: Someone... Random?

''Brook appears.


 * ''CelleryBawt: WELCOME BROOK TO ROOM 1
 * ''Bro: !pwn Brook
 * ''CelleryBawt: !pwning Bro-
 * ''Bro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * ''CelleryBawt: -okelas
 * ''Brook: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * ''Marweeoh: I find it weird that Bro and Brook always get !pwned at least once in Cylly's Silly Adventures KD
 * ''Cylly: So do I... Well, it was Bro's fault.
 * ''Marweeoh: Yeah, and I almost forgot who writes these stories. He does of course.
 * ''???: Yeah, so I do.
 * ''Cylly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * ''Marweeoh: !pwn ???

Cylly wakes up.

Chapter 1: DIP UR CHICKEN NUGGETS IN A RANDOM SAUCE

 * Cylly: And then someone called ??? appeared. I screamed: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" and then Marweeoh said !pwn ???. Wasn't that a random dream?
 * Chill: It's not as random as our lives usually are.
 * LMGT: ~̯~
 * BrosephBot: Now !pwning LMGT
 * LMGT: !eat BrosephBot
 * DoodBawt: I !eatz BrosephBot!

BrosephBot tries to !pwn LMGT, but DoodBawt eats him.


 * Happy: What are you guys doing?
 * Bro: IDK
 * Cylly: EDN is the new IDK
 * Bro: Yeah, yeah, wutevah.
 * Chill: PANNCAKEZ

Pancakes appears.


 * Pancakes: ohi evrywun
 * Cylly: LOL

Suddenly Cylly's igloo turns into 1,000,000 flippin' vegetables.


 * Cylly: AAAH!
 * Bowser: Mwahahahahahaa! *runs away*
 * Bowser Jr.: Mwahahahahahahaa! *runs away*
 * Cylly: Oh come on.

Shark appears.


 * Shark: lolwhat happened here?
 * Cylly: EDN myself, my igloo just randomly turned into 1,000,000 flippin' vegetables.
 * Shark: LOL
 * Cylly: But what shall we do with this igloo?
 * Chill: Well... It turned into vegetables? Maybe we can turn each of those 1,000,000 flippin' vegetables into 1,000,000 flippin' burgers.
 * Brook: Leave some of the vegetables too, or change a few into fruits. I don't like fast food that much.
 * Bro: !pwn Brook
 * CyllyBot: Command reinstalled. Now !pwning Broseph16.
 * Bro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * Brook: LOL

CelleryBawt appears.


 * Cylly: Hey, that's the bot from my dream.
 * Shark: What dream?
 * Chill: !pwn CelleryBawt
 * CyllyBot: Command recognized. Now !pwning CelleryBawt
 * CelleryBawt: Error, cannot !pwn self. Now !pwning Chill57181.
 * Chill: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * CelleryBawt: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Both Chill and CelleryBawt fly into space.


 * Cylly: Anyways, let's build a new iggy.
 * Yuri: We don't have enough ice.
 * Cylly: EDN, let's ask...

Cookie Monster appears


 * Cookie Monster: Give me a book about Little Red Riding Hood... And a box of cookies.
 * Cylly: We have no books, neither do we have cookies.
 * Cookie Monster: .╭╮.

Miniboss: Cellery-People

 * Cylly: Ehhh... Also, Cookie Monster, this is not th-

Cellery-Anna, Cellery-Brook, Cellery-Bro, Cellery-Johnny and Cellery-Yuri appear.


 * Cellery-Anna: Muuuaaaaagh.
 * Cellery-Brook: Maaaaaquh.
 * Cellery-Bro: OOOOH, I'M THE MASTER OF THE CELLERY PEOPLE!
 * Cellery-Johnny: Mugah.
 * Cellery-Yuri: C IS FOR CELLERY, AND DATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
 * Cookie Monster: MY SONG! I'M ALL AGAINST THEM!
 * Cylly: Cookie Monster, mind fighting for me?
 * Cookie Monster: If I get cookies?
 * Cylly: Sure.
 * Cookie Monster: OK!

Cookie Monster > Attacks > Cookiefy!

Cellery-People > Health > 80/100


 * Cylly: That's harder than the final boss battle... o.o
 * Chill: >:|

Cellery-People > Attacks > Cellerize

Cookie Monster > Health > 1/100


 * Cylly: e.o
 * Bro: WE'RE LOSING!
 * Welcome: I haven't even been mentioned before, but :(

Cookie Monster > Attacks > KILL EVERYONE FOR NOT GIVING ME COOKIEZ

Cellery-People > Health > 0/100

Teh Doodz > Health > 0/100


 * Bro: AAAH, Cookie Monster killed us too!
 * Cylly: How come you can talk then...?
 * Bro: IDK?
 * Cylly: EDN IS THE NEW IDK!!!
 * Bro: Wutevah...
 * Marweeoh: I think we're alive...

COOKIE MONSTER WINS!


 * Cookie Monster: Give me cookies, or I'll kill you for real!
 * Johnny: Ok, I'll give you some cookies. Here's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...

80 001 hours later


 * President of Dumb Happyness: EEK IT'S OVER 80 000 EVERYBODY PANIC!
 * Johnny: 8999, 9000, 9001
 * President of Dumb Happyness: EEK IT'S OVER 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!
 * Chill: Those are from my stories. I WANT THEM TO BE BACK!
 * Cylly: Ok... President of Dumb Happyness, get out of this story.
 * President of Dumb Happyness: Ok... :(

Boss: CelleryBawt

 * Cylly: WAIT! This boss is for another chapter... -.-
 * Author: kk.

Boss skipped.

Chapter 2: DIP UR 9001 COOKIEZ IN A DISH WASHER

 * President of Dumb Happyness: EEK IT'S OVER 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!
 * Chill: *cough**cough*
 * Author: ok, ok... :/

To be continued...