GGD's Mall/Mission/3

You, Agent S, and Rookie slide down a slide into.... a cage! It slams shut. You hear a grumbling noise, but as it grows nearer, it seems to be laughter.

Rookie: Who are you?

The creature steps out into the light.



Herbert: Hello, Elite Feathered Fools!

All: HERBERT!

Herbert: That's right, it's me; Herbert P Bear, Esquire!

Agent S: What do you have against the EPMF, anyways?

Herbert: *is angry* You won't let me turn the Shopping Island warm!

Rookie: But penguins- AND POLAR BEARS- need these temperatures to survive!

Herbert: Blah blah BLAH, I don't really care. Now, while you watch me set off the Shopping Mountain, it will slowly turn warmer, and warmer, and WARMER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rookie: Set off Shopping Mountain? What do you mean?

Herbert: Oh! Oh. Well, you see, Tweedle Dumb, the Shopping Mountain? Yeah, it's actually a volcano with a rocket bigger than the mountain itself in it, with lots of reversed fans duct taped onto the rocket. :D

You: You'll never get away with this!

Herbert: Oh yes I will!

You watch with miserble eyes as Herbert runs off.

Agent S: We gotta get out and save Shopping Island! But how?

Rookie: *pulls out stick of butter* I could rub you all with butter?

You: ..where did you get that stick of butter?

Rookie: I have it for April Fools Day. :s

Agent S: Fine, rub us with butter.

Rookie rubs you all with butter and you smoothly get out through the crowbars. Agent S then rubs Rookie with butter and he smoothly joins you.

Rookie: We're out, great, but how do we save the island?

Agent S: Well, you know how Sensei's Dojo is by the Mountain?

Rookie: Yeah...

Agent S: Well, since the Dojo is on the edge of the Island, we could tilt the rocket to go above the Dojo and off the island!

You: Brilliant!

You, Rookie and Agent S run off to the Shopping Mountain.

OR

You trip the 2 agents and get away.