Never wake a sleeping... Broseph?

(One day, Brook, Lucas and Chill were walking to Broseph's igloo for some chat) (Brook pulls out the newest issue of the Brookelas Mall newspaper) (When they get to Broseph's house the open the door) (Brook flies into the air) (Brook comes crashing back to earth) (Lucas holds an air horn up behind Broseph) (Chill puts on oven mitts and turns Broseph around) (The entire place explodes and Broseph lands back in bed)
 * Brook: I need to talk to him about the newspaper...
 * Chill: Your mall is crappy. It needs Bro's help..
 * Lucas: I gotta admit... He's right.
 * Brook: The point is, I don't need to be getting outstaged by my inferior!
 * Chill: :|
 * Brook: He's sleeping :(
 * Chill: !Pwn Brook!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Pwning Brookelas
 * Brook: O_O
 * Chill: YOUR FAULT!!!
 * Brook: >:(
 * Lucas: KD
 * Chill: umm... guys? Bro's sleepwalking!
 * Brook: That's a first :|
 * Lucas I got this!!!
 * Chill: No! Never wake a sleeping... Broseph! NEVER!!!
 * Brook: Yeah! He keeps nukes in his PJs!
 * Chill: I can handle this!
 * Brook: No!!!
 * Broseph: ;)
 * Brook as a pile of ashes: CHILL!! >:(

The (Short) End