The Patriot

The Patriot is the story of a patriotic penguin and his campaign to liberate Shops Island and Club Penguin Island from tyrannical rule.

Prologue
In an alternate timeline, a dictator penguin took over Club Penguin Island and Shops Island. Being a Socialist, the Dictator introduced Socialism into Society. However, instead of everyone being equal, the hypermajority of the penguins' wealth belonged to the Dictator. Economy was bad, and so were civil rights.

Penguins who spoke against the Dictator were captured and made to work in Children's Mall. Don't let the name fool you.

The Children's Mall was originally Children's Store, a small mall owned by a certain TCPS100. He was also known as Catali2016. The mall was known for its child-friendliness. However, the Dictator exiled TCPS for speaking against him and took his mall.

The mall ended up being a 400 floor, high density piece of metal structure. It housed at least 500,000 Penguins (most of which are Pookies), 50,000 igloos and 40,000 stores, all of which are Pookie themed.

The large city-structure was decorated with the finest of jewels and metal. However, this made the outside world, the world outside Children's Mall, very poor. Poverty is rife and those that used to own limousines, golden Cadillacs and diamond-encrusted jets were either taken as slaves or have their properties confiscated.

And that's when our hero stepped in...

Chapter 1:Liberation of Club Penguin:Act 1
"My Anger shook my Crown,
 * I am standing on my ship's deck,
 * Dark clouds took over the sounds of raindrops,
 * Have fought this for too long,
 * But I have achieved nothing,
 * Only scars and burn marks,
 * Along with more wounds,
 * So please younglings,
 * Use your life wisely,
 * And don't regret it when you are old-"

Rebel 1:"What are you doing sir?"

The Rebel was speaking to what used to be a penguin of average height. One who used to lead his army into battle wielding a snowball machine gun. One who used to wear a red bandanna and a plain black hoodie.

Now what the rebel is talking to is a 7 foot penguin. He wore a helmet and a suit of armor, which were painfully grafted into his bare flesh. The armor came with a breathing machine. No longer did he use a gun, but he adopted 6 different Lightsabers and The Dark Side of the Force as his method of fighting.

His name? Lord Starkiller, formerly Slender, and also currently our protagonist.

Starkiller:"Oh, I was just reciting a poem."

Rebel 1:"Ok then."

Just then, two of the Lord's most trusted lieutenants - Penstubal and Bro, walked towards him.

Penstubal:"So we are approaching Club Penguin Island?"

Bro:"Don't you see the Lighthouse?"

Penstubal:"Or what used to be a lighthouse."

When the fleet of ships were near the Docks and in shallow water, they stopped.

Penstubal:"What happened?"

Starkiller:"We can't go too near unless we want to be annihilated by a small version of the Solar Laser that Herbert used."

Penstubal:"And how are we landing."

Lord Starkiller immediately leaped into the water. He didn't fell into the water. Indeed, he was standing on it.

Starkiller:"Leap out, now."

The rest of the rebels jumped into the shallow water too, landing their feet into the muddy sand. The Neutral Lord took out a Lightsaber and activated it.

Starkiller:"CHARGE!"

The Neutral Lord ran toward the shore, followed by Pen and Bro. In return, the two was followed by the rebels. The Dictator's troops, more commonly known as Sockpuppets, prepared their snowball guns at the other side of the beach. Some snowball artillery are seen.

Sockpuppet Commander:"FIRE!"

The Sockpuppets fired, hitting some of the Rebels. In spite of the wounds, they continued sprinting to the shore. As Lord Starkiller was first to land, he discharged red electricity at the first wave of Sockpuppets and snowball artilleries, defeating the Socks and rendering the artilleries useless and completely ineffective.

As the last rebel landed, Starkiller was seen fighting 5 Socks while Pen was using a snowball Minigun. Bro was helping Starkiller. In the end, the rebels won the Dock.

Starkiller:"I am going to clear the Lighthouse. Who's with me?"

Bro:"I'll follow you."

Bro and some of his men followed Starkiller into the building. Spotting a large number of Socks, they started fighting them.

Starkiller:"GRRR"

Starkiller took out his Lightsabers and easily defeated most of them. Soon the Socks were laying on the ground, knocked off. With his Force Lightning, Starkiller destroyed the Solar Laser. During the explosion, the rebels cheered.

Rebels:"HUURAH!"

One of the Rebel planted a rebel flag on top of the lighthouse. The fleet soon landed on the Dock.

A few hours later, a helicopter containing Chill57181, Dps04, Brookelas, Yoshi and Snowstormer arrived at the Dock.

Starkiller:"Hello gentlemen."

Dps04:"Hi."

Chill:"Hey there."

Snow:"Yo."

Brook:"Good progress you got there, Lord Starkiller."

Starkiller:"Alright, we are attacking the Town first, then we invade the Plaza and capture it. After that, we head north-west and storm the Children's Mall."

Brook:"There's one CM in Shops too. Which one were you talking about?"

Starkiller:"The CP one. And finally, we will storm the Dictator's fortress."

Rebels:"Yes sir."

A few days later, the Town was captured by the Rebels. Meanwhile, the Plaza was almost destroyed when the Socks detonated a popcorn bomb at the Theatre, obliterating it and causing the Puffle Hotel and Pizza Parlor to collapse.

Before they knew it, the Rebels already captured the Plaza...cuz the Sockpuppets are stupid enough to trap themselves under the ruins!

Dps04 was reloading his snowball rifle. Just then, Lord Starkiller walked near him.

Dps:"So we are invading Children's Mall tomorrow?"

Starkiller:"Yeah. We already got a whole bunch of reinforcements from Moon Island City, Dancing Penguin City, Brook Town, Bro Town, Nextgate, Death Star, Freezonia, GemCity, Typhoon Mall, 6 Seasons Outlet Mall, Bro Mall and Yoshi Egg Center."

Yoshi, Bro, Penstubal, Brookelas and Chill57181 joined them.

Yoshi:"Don't worry. We will surely win this!"

Everyone fist-bumped each other.

The next day, lots of rebels prepared heavy artilleries and snowball guns. The Death Star was supposed to annihilate the Children's Mall with its superlaser, but it got lost outside the Solar System, forcing the Rebels to do the work of an apparently unstoppable battle station.

Starkiller:"Ready people?"

Rebels:"YEAH!"

Starkiller activated his Lightsaber and yelled, "CHARGE!!!"

The hordes of rebels invaded the whole place, firing snowballs at every enemy they met.

Elsewhere, the Dictator was surely unhappy of losing the Town and the Plaza.

Dictator:"COME ON, HOW THE HECK DID YOU LOSE TO SOME BUNCH OF RAG TAG NOOBS?"

General:"Umm......"

Dictator:"That's IT. I am using the superweapon. Where are the Rebels attacking?"

General:"The whole mob invaded the Elmo Center, Uppy Shop, Daycare and some East area igloos."

Dictator:"THEN BLAST THESE PLACES."

As Starkiller was dueling with 8 Socks, the rest of the squad was hiding behind cover. Snowstormer, Penstubal and the newly-arrived Miron were manning a Snowball artillery gun, while Bro and Brook were hiding behind their safe and comfy cover, aiming their snowball rifle. Dps was leading the front-line, a Snowball LMG on flippers. They were in Elmo Center. If something was bound to happen at the front, the only penguins that will take the damage are Dps, Starkiller and all of the front-line rebels.

Surely enough, when the last Sock was hit with a snowball, Dps sprinted to advance to the next store. There was a sudden bright beam that destroyed Elmo Center.

BOOM

Lord Starkiller was blown across the room, while the rest of the front-line, including Dps, vanished.

Starkiller:"Ouch, what happened?"

Penstubal:"The Dictator used his Solar Laser."

The group heard 3 more similar explosions in the megastructure. And after that, there was nothing left of the Rebels except for Starkiller and his band of lieutenants. They are still lucky to have some Rebel battalions left with them. Some Rebels were waiting at the Plaza, Lighthouse, Town and Dock.

Starkiller:"Well guys, we will attack the Dictator's Fortress instead."

Rebels:"Yes sir."

The Rebels packed their artilleries, or what were left of their artilleries, and left for the Dictator's Fortress.

=Chapter 2:Storming the Big House== Soon, the group arrived at the Fortress. A Solar Laser, nearly a hundred times as large as the one that Herbert built, crowned the Dome. Indeed, this is terrible!

Starkiller:"Alright Dictator, you will get it! YOU WILL GET IT!"

The Neutral Lord charged at the Fortress and the Dictator's guards. Attacking with more aggressiveness, they were easily defeated by Starkiller.

Starkiller:"Let's go."

The Rebels stormed the Fortress. Meeting a ridiculous number of Socks and guards, they fought a long snowball battle. In the end, the Rebels won a Pyrrhic victory against them, at the cost of many Rebels and artilleries.

As the Rebels continued, they met more resistance. Another snowball fight started again.

Yoshi:"Hey Starkiller! You and Pen go ahead to defeat the Dictator. Avenge Dps! We will fight them."

Starkiller & Pen:"Ok."

The two went to the Dictator's throne room. Starkiller took out another Lightsaber.

Starkiller:"Want one?"

Penstubal:"Sure."

Starkiller tossed a Lightsaber to Penstubal. They ignited their weapons. Just then, the Dictator came out, in a set of armor.

Dictator:"Look who arrived. 2 noobs who wanted to avenge their best friend."

Starkiller:"Oh, you are gonna pay for THAT!"

With anger never seen before, Starkiller directed his left flipper at the Dictator, still holding the ignited Lightsaber, and discharged a series of deadly lightning attacks.

The Dictator managed to pull out a red Lightsaber and blocked the attack. However, he showed signs of being unable to hold on to the attack.

Luckily for him, Starkiller stopped the attack and ran toward him with his Lightsabers. The Dictator sprinted to his throne and pulled out a keyboard.

Dictator:"Know what this is? IT'S CP TRAINER!"

The Dictator pressed a button, which caused Starkiller and Pen to be attacked by a bunch of Lightsabers, apparently wielded by nobody. He continued pressing more buttons, torturing Starkiller. After all that, the Dictator fired 50 snowball cannons at him.

That, must have hurt big time folks.

Just before the Dictator was going to destroy the Neutral Lord with his Solar Laser, some Ninjas threw some smoke grenades at the Throne Room. With the Dictator distracted, they carried the fatally-wounded Starkiller and the not-so-wounded Penstubal away. With that, Starkiller's eyes closed.

Chapter 2:O brother, where art thou?
Starkiller found himself waking up in a super star destroyer. HIS super star destroyer.

Starkiller:"I NEED TO AVENGE DPS!"

"Don't worry, I am fine."

Out from the shadow came out Dps.

Starkiller:"Heh, you are still here."

Dps:"Yeah, but your body ain't here."

Starkiller looked at his body. Amazingly, what was left of his flesh was replaced with more cybernetics.

Starkiller:"Is there a second option?"

Dps:"Yeah, but that will require your spirit getting out of your physical/cyborg body. In other word, the second option requires you becoming a ghost."

Starkiller:"Err, I'll stick with the first one. So where are we heading?"

Dps:"We are going to the Death Star. Wanna know who gave the Dictator the CP Trainer?"

Starkiller:"Who?"

Dps:"The Emperor."

Starkiller:"O_0 really?"

Dps:"Yeah, he wanna get rid of you."

Starkiller:"Well we will get rid of HIM now!"

One hyperspace flight later, Lord Starkiller found himself in front of the Emperor in his Throne Room.

Dps:"Your Majesty, I present to you the traitor."

Emperor:"Excellent. Now, destroy him."

Dps:"Yes, Your Majesty."

Dps took one of Starkiller's Lightsaber. Instead of dealing a finishing move at Starkiller, the Neutral Lord used the Force to ignite one of his Lightsaber and freed himself. After that, the two cornered the Emperor.

Starkiller:"Using CP Trainer to impersonate the Dark Side of the Force, so uncivilized."

Starkiller kicked the Emperor out of the Death Star. He sat on his throne.

Starkiller:"From now on, I be known as Emperor Slender/Starkiller. We will take what was rightfully our colony again!"

Dps:"Umm, you are supposed to free CP and Shops Island from tyranny, not enslave it in another tyranny."

Starkiller:"Are you calling me a tyrant?"

Dps:"No, but your Moffs and generals are."

Starkiller:"Ok. Now that we have a powerful army to back us up, we WILL win this war!

3 days later, the Rebels were at their base in the Town. When they were scouting for Socksuppets, a large armada of star destroyers and super star destroyers arrived, along with TIE Fighters. From the main Super Star Destroyer came out Emperor Starkiller and Dps04.

The Rebels cheered in applause!

Penstubal:"So you are alive after all!"

Dps:"Of course, I have 9 lives!"

Starkiller:"And I have infinite!"

Bro:"Alright, what now?"

Starkiller:"We'll attack the Dictator's Fortress, duh."

Dps:"I suggest going back to Shops Island. The Sockpuppet Army is preparing an amphibious invasion of Moon Island, one of our base!"

Starkiller:"We go back then. Clinging to our territories in Club Penguin Island won't be worth it."

The group set off for Shops Island.

Chapter 3:Liberation of Shops Island
1 day later, the group arrived at Shops Island.

Starkiller:"Right, we'll attack Children's Mall here. That is their only base here. The invasion begins 2 days later, so hurry up!"

Rebels:"Yes sir."

The Rebels travelled to Children's Mall, while passing the numerous labour camps beside the road. They are ready to PWN the Sockpuppets once more.

Meanwhile, things were going bad for the Dictator. His excessive consuming of junk food rendered him to speaking broken English, making it hard for his generals to hear him. He also became more immature, which made everyone thought that he went insane. A Resistance Movement started at Club Penguin Island.

Dictator:"BAN STARKILLER AND HIS MEN!"

General:"We are trying sir."

General 2:"Yeah, they just left Club Penguin Island."

Dictator:"Doesn't care! Find and ban them now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

General:"Ok? But HOW are we gonna find them?"

Dictator:"That to your job!"

General 2:"Oh, we thought that you have ideas or something."

Dictator:"No! This to your job! I job is to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Disney Junior forever day!"

A servant beside the Dictator spoke.

Servant:"Sir, the word 'forever day' doesn't exist."

Dictator:"Me doesn't care! Me says it exist now! Insert in grammar book! Now!"

Servant:"Do you mean dictionary?"

Dictator:"YES!"

The servant took out a phone and called the producer of World World (a show that teaches young children vocabularies). He walked out of the Throne Room.

Servant:"The Dictator called. The word 'forever day' exists from now on. Put it in the show, for the sake of my life !"

Producer:"Ok."

Back at the Throne Room

General:"Excuse me sir, General 2, Servant and I want to eat some steamboat tonight."

Dictator:"What to steamboat!"

General:"Steamboat has 2 meanings. One refers to a boat that runs on steam, but usually used at rivers. Another refers to a dish where you put crab sticks, fish balls, fish slices, vegetables, meat balls, chicken slices, beef slices, noodles and some other things in a hot pot. There are also many flavor for the soup. I personally like curry, but General 2 and Servant like-"

Dictator:"Stop! Me doesn't to your grammar teachings!"

General:"Ok then, General 2 and I will just join Servant outside."

Dictator:"You to excused!"

That night, the three penguins were eating steamboat at General 1's igloo. Some other penguins were there too, eating steamboat.

General:"That Dictator is stupid and childish."

Servant:"Yeah, Word World is a dictionary to him!"

General 2:"And now the word 'forever day' exist."

All:"KD"

The General took off his peak cap and put on a beret.

General:"As a leader of the Resistance, let me say something.

The Resistance members looked at the Resistance Leader.

Resistance Leader:"Tomorrow, General 2 and I will put a popcorn bomb at the EPF HQ. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!"

All:"VIVA LA RESISTANCE!"

Resistance Leader:"Oh, who want to watch some soccer after this?"

Everyone raised their flippers. The short Servant tried jumping with his raised flipper,  in order to get the Leader's attention.

Resistance Leader:"Alright, let's go!"

The penguins tried to get out of the igloo, only to be stopped by the Leader.

Resistance Leader:"WAIT, we can't go out like THAT!"

Everyone looked at their clothes. They were dressed like World War 2 French Resistance fighters. They changed their clothes and went to the Stadium.

Elsewhere at Shops, the Rebels arrived. Penstubal was watching his icePhone.

Penstubal:"And the Red Team won against the Blue Team by 2 goals!"

Snowstormer:"Will you PLEASE stop watching today's match and let's focus on what we are about to do?! Which is very dangerous and involves lots of combat?!"

Penstubal:"Oh, sure."

Penstubal closed his phone and put it back into his inventory. From there he took out his snowball Minigun.

Starkiller:"Ready to raise the Underworld?"

All:"Yeah!"

Starkiller:"Now let's go!"

Starkiller leaped out of his cover and discharged electricity at the Sockpuppets. That was the sign for the Artillery Batallion, who opened fire with their heavy snowball artilleries. That itself was a sign for the Rebel troops to go all-out. The battle just started!

Needless to say, the Rebels won a few hours later. Children's Mall was completely destroyed by the Death Star's superlaser.

Starkiller:"Woohoo!"

Dps:"We stopped the invasion!"

Bro:"Cool."

Penstubal:"Now can we invade Club Penguin once more?"

Starkiller:"Of course!"

The Stormtroopers and the Rebels left for Club Penguin Island.

Chapter 4:Liberation of Club Penguin Island: Act 2
Another day later, the Alliance (between the Stormtroopers and Rebels) arrived at the Dock. Surprisingly, the Dock was still under Alliance control. The Resistance Leader, dressed in formal outfits, greeted Starkiller and Dps.

Resistance Leader:"Good afternoon. My name is Pierre Jacques Jean, but call me Jacques for my sanity."

Starkiller:"Oh, good afternoon to you too, Jacques!"

Jacques:"My Resistance movement wished to join your Alliance."

Starkiller:"Sure."

Jacques:"I set up a fort in the Town, Plaza and here in case the Socks attack us. A small Solar Laser was installed in each fort. Speaking of which, the Solar Laser at the Lighthouse was repaired too."

Starkiller:"Under our control?"

Jacques:"Yeah."

Starkiller:"Just remember to destroy it after we win, ok?"

Jacques:"Of course."

The group waddled to Children's Mall, only to find it under siege by the Resistance Fighters.

Starkiller:"Come on, let's join the siege."

All:"Yes sir!"

Starkiller spotted a very large snowball bomb. Using the Force, he fired it at the invulnerable wall of the megastructure, destroying parts of it.

Starkiller:"The wall' broken. Let's go now!"

All:"CHARGE!"

Everyone took out their weapons and fought the Sockpuppet Army. The Alliance won the battle.

Starkiller:"We won, again!"

Dps:"You bet we did!"

Chill:"Yeah!"

Bro:"HUURAH!"

Starkiller:"The tyranny hasn't been overthrown yet."

All:"Awwwww......"

At the Dictator's Fortress...

Dictator:"General, General 2 and Servant to meanies! What now!!!!"

Loyal General:"Well sir, I suggest upgrading the Fortress to make it invulnerable."

Dictator:"DO IT NOW!"

Loyal General:"But that will make your CP Trainer thing potentially malfunction."

Dictator:"I is to not care! Upgrade Fortress now!"

The Loyal General went to upgrade the Fortress.

2 days later, the Alliance already surrounded the Fortress. With the addition of the Ninjas into the Alliance, they managed to advance quickly.

Starkiller:"This is the final battle."

Penstubal:"From fighting at the Landing of the Dock till now. Wow, time passed so quickly."

Brook:"It does."

Yoshi:"You ready to get your revenge, Starkiller and Penstubal?"

Starkiller and Penstubal:"Yeah!"

Bro:"What are the plans?"

Starkiller:"The plan's simple. We get the Resistance and the Ninjas, led by Jacques and Sensei, to attack in all direction. Of course, the Stormtroopers and Rebels will join the battle too. You guys will be leading the Alliance too. Pen and I will take care of the Dictator. Is that clear?"

All:"Yes."

The battle immediately started. Despite the power of the four-member Alliance, they can't break past the Fortress' brand new defense, which includes lots of laser turrets, snowball cannons and snowball machine gun turrets.

Starkiller and Pen Force-Jumped their way up to the Dictator's Throne Room.

Dictator:"Who to you!"

Starkiller:"The Emperor."

Penstubal:"Your  WORST   nightmare!"

Starkiller:"Give up your power, now."

Dictator:"NO!!!!!"

Starkiller:"Then you are gonna get it!"

The Dictator took out his CP Trainer and pressed a button. Nothing happened.

Dictator:"What to happened!"

The angry Dictator pressed multiple buttons with his flipper. It exploded.

BOOM

The explosion knocked the Dictator across to his Throne.

Starkiller:"You will now pay for nearly destroying Dps!"

Starkiller ignited 6 of his Lightsabers at once and flung it at the fallen Dictator. Before they hit him, Pen stopped him.

Penstubal:"We have a young audience here, you know."

Starkiller:"Oh NVM."

Starkiller tied the Dictator to his enormous Solar Laser and fired it.

Penstubal:"DUDE THAT'S WORST!"

Starkiller:"Hey, nothing gory happened."

Penstubal:"I am cool with that then."

Epilogue
After the Civil War, Jacques was elected as the first President of Club Penguin. Starkiller took his original name - Slender, once again. He still stayed in the armor. Another thing he got was the Dictator's Fortress, which became the Slender Fortress. Some reporters were interviewing him.

Reporter 1:"So how does it feels like winning the war?"

Slender:"The process of winning is painful. Look at my body! It pays off in the end, though. Club Penguin Island and Shops Island are now very prosperous. Salaries are high, but inflations are low. The Galactic Empire will have some real competitors soon!"

Reporter 2:"And what are you going to do now?"

Slender:"Well, I want to eat my dinner with my friends. I haven't eat a single thing ever since I became a Rebel."

Slender waddled away from the reporters.