(Not So) Elite Penguin Force: The (Not So) Scary Robot

Prologue: Lots of Bored People Today
Somewhere in the magical land of Canadia, there were four guys. And their names were...

Chicken: Chicken!

Chugga: YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!

Chugga turns Chicken into fried chicken.

Jon: O_o

AHEM! Their names were...

Chugga: Chuggaaconroy, but you can call me Chugga ^_^

NCS: NintendoCapriSun, but you can call me NCS ^_^

Jon: ProtonJon, but you can call me Jon ^_^

*cricket*

Josh: Zzz...

Chugga smacks Josh with a Poison Mushroom, but Josh accidentally eats it.

Chugga: Hey Josh... Don't eat the mushroom :3

Josh: BLEH! Oh, I'm JoshJepson, but you knew that already!

Chugga: Aka Josh :D Hey, why does it say we're in Canadia? We're at my house!

Jon: Cuz CANADA* is cool :3

NCS: ...

SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

Freddy K: I is also bored!

Chugga: How do you know we're bored? Stalker! D:

Chugga zaps Freddy K. with the SteveLazor 9000.

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS... not ova 9000? Oops! NOBODY PANIC!

Freddy K: BLAGDIAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Freddy K. runs away from Chugga.

Chugga: Aw...

MEANWHILE AT SOME CORNFIELD OF NOT AWESOME... (caps are fun)

Businessbot: Nawm nawm nawm...

Businessbot eats some gray corn. Why is it gray? Cuz this place is Bossbot HQ DURR!!!!! Suddenly it explodes cuz it's not supposed to come until later.

MEANWHILE BACK AT FREDDY'S SHACK OF DUMBNESS... (caps are still fun!)

Freddy K. stares up at the storm clouds.

Freddy K: Ah what a beautiful day :3

Kevin Kroogar: But it's cloudy...

Businessbot flies from the sky into Freddy's face.

Freddy K: >_< Am I seriously this bored that I'm having mirages of cogs flying into my face and feeling it too?!?

Businessbot: I'm bored too D:

Freddy K: LET'S BUILD A BAWT! :D

Freddy K. and Businessbot run into Freddy's Shack and put a piece of wood where the door is. Well, there's no door but meh...

Chicken: Cluck!

Chicken knocks the piece of wood over but gets zapped by the SteveLazor 9000.

Chugga: :3

Jon: Dude... facepalm

NCS swallows the Prologue.

Chugga, Jon, and Josh: TIM! >:|

NCS: ?

Chapter 1: Ghosts Just Wanna Dance
Chill: RIDICULE-US! Ghosts don't exist!

The Ridiculer: *ridicules Chill*

Chill: Not literally -.-

The Ridiculer explodes.

Chugga: Actually, I erased him and drew an explosion :3

Jon: facepalm

Chill pulls the explosion sticker off the air. BUT COOLER TO MORE STUFF! No wait... BUT MORE TO COOLER STUFF! Chill puts on his Frankenpenguin costume and zips out the door, but is too stupid to notice that Freddy and Businessbot are building something.

To be continued...