Salada, Eh?

Prologue: Trapped In The Cardboard Box :O
Bro didn't really spend much time on the Shopz Island in the previous month before this story happened sooooo... yeah. The last time he was there for over a week was when the Snows Snoss Snots tried to blow his house up with TEE ENN TEE TNT. Ever since, he was traveling the Ninja Arktaco. He was in lots of places there like Puffleandpuffleandpuffle, Frankfurter, Batee, Clovender, Lionfarto, and Casteliacone. There were also many other places that Bro wanted to go to but couldn't because he was too lazy. He just returned to teh Shops Island that day, cuz he was too lazy to keep going.

Bro: It's great to be home... I liek teh Ninja Arktaco, but Shops Island is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

9001 years later...

Bro: -eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet *dies*

9001 years back!

Bro: -eeeeeeeeeet!

Bro walked into his kitchen and went over to his phone and checked his messages... There were 9001.

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!

PoD explodes. Anyway, most of the messages were from Chill and Mario who were bored - half of them were prank calls. Bro decided to call Chill first, because Bro is nitpicky and likes to do things alphabetical.

Bro: Yo, long time no see!

Chill: Yo Bro! Where've ya been the past month?

Bro: Stuck in a toilet...

Chill: I hope you took a shower.

Bro: No.

Chill: O_O

Bro: Dood, I'm kidding. I was traveling the Ninja Arktaco.

Chill: Ninja Arkburrito wut??

Bro: The Ninja Arktaco. -___________________________- Anyway, what's noo with yoo?

Chill: Same as usual :3 Anyway, Mario and I are inviting ourselves to your house! WOOHOO!

Chill hangs up for no reason. Bro starts to unpack, because he doesn't want other people being around his stuff, especially souvenirs, because Mario likes swapping them with active decorative TNT.

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A few minutes later, Bro unpacked everything but his favorite vest, as Chill and Mario arrived, with LMGT and Penquino who wanted to check out Bro's new house. (considering his old one got blown up by TNT a few weeks prior)

Bro: Yo dorks.

Mario: >:( !pwn Bro

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Bro.

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Sorry... Anyway, wazzup?

Mario: Not much, really. Lavender wants to make a small group of five waffles to do his bidding, but yeah...

Bro picked up a newspaper and saw that Lavender was planning to actually make an entire armada of waffles, but chose not to say anything because he knew his friends would tease him because they COULD. (dun dun dun) So he tossed it in the fireplace.

Penquino: Did you try any new eggnog in the Ninja Arktaco? :3

Bro: No, but I had 9001 gallons of cream soda. They make it very epicly there :3

LMGT: But dood, that's banned...

Bro: Rules were made to be broken, dood.

LMGT: ...I didn't say I agreed with the ban ;)

The room fell silent because nobody had anything to say.

Morton: Hey! I have something to say! I'd like to say that I think wedding cake is spectacular because it tastes good, great, awesome, superb, wonderf-

Roy: SHADDUP!

Morton: How insulting! I can't believe you would tell ME, a Kooptacular Koopa with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!

Roy and Morton argue off-screen. Suddenly, Bro gets an idea.

Bro: Hey, how often do you guys leave Shops Island?

Chill: Nevah.

LMGT: Nevah.

Penquino: Nevah.

Mario flies in on a paper airplane.

Mario: ...Almost nevah :3

Bro: Exactly, so why don't we go on a trip?

Chill: To where...?

Bro: How about... Salada!

Chill, Mario, LMGT, and Penquino: WHAT?!?!?!??!?

Everyone besides Bro screams in disgust.

Chill: But... all they serve there is salad ;_;

Bro: That's just a stupid myth, like the Slender Penguin.

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Bro: Hey, what was that static for? Meh, let's get going.

Penquino: Oh, fine. But I won't like it!

The five penguins wander off.

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Bro's eeeeevil puffle Phoenix overheard the conversation.

Phoenix: Salada, Eh?

Phoenix runs into Bro's basement after going down a huuuuge spiral of stairs and into his hideout.

Slender Penguin: Foooool... I am no urban myth! I will destroy you, Broseph16...

DUN DUN DUN!

Phoenix: Get out of my hideout :|

Phoenix kicks Slender Penguin away and leaves him to stalk Bro, despite having no legs whatsoever. He calls an old friend on his phone.

Phoenix: Now I will rule Shops Island... MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

The next day, EVERYBODY IN THE UNIVERSE teh five doods packed everything they had and went to Toilet Fliers Airport. Bro, being an ignorant squid owner, left Phoenix at home. Actually, he did that for the story but meeeeh.

Chill: I still don't feel so good about this. If the myth is true we'll all starve to death ;_;

LMGT: I actually kinda like salad...

Mario: Okay, so everyone except Bro and LMGT will starve to death. :S

Bro: Relax, it's just an urban myth! Trust me.

Lucahjin: Here's your tickets sirs!!!

NintendoCapriSun leads the doods to the plane and they get on. It starts flying toward Salada, but Chill, Mario, and Penquino are still really worried. Meanwhile outside the plane...

Slender Penguin: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Slender Penguin dangles from a wing and plummets to the ground.

--

Phoenix finds a repair penguin sitting in his lair eating a sandwich and ignores him. He walks up to a computer screen. Future Bro appears on it.

Future Bro: Good to see you're still in one piece, Phoenix.

Phoenix: I try but fail.

Future Bro: So, where are those dummies going today? I hope they're going to McPenguin's. I could go for some Fish McBites right now :3

Phoenix: Salada, Eh!

Future Bro: Salada? Good to know. I'll send my armada of Butter Goombas to destroy them. You should head there too.

Phoenix: Got it sir!

Phoenix salutes with his nonexistent arm. Then he grows some wings magically and starts flying to Salada.

Chapter 1: Corona (Mountain)
The plane lands on the Corona Mountain in Corona, Salada. But the weight of the plane smooshes Corona Mountain soooo...

Mario: I have a bad feeling. Where's the pie shop?

Bro: Probably somewhere else.

Chill and Mario: THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! D:

OOOH SPOOOKY!!!!

Bro: Shaddup, some of my family lives here.

Chill slips on a patch of ice and drops a bottle full of capsules with his face engraved on them.

Penquino: ...?

Chill: Chill pills :D

G Billy: (ba-dum *TSK*)

Bro: -________- Let's just get out of here and into the Puffle hotel. Smooshed mountains scare me.

Everyone grabs their luggage and head into town. Eventually they make it to a 4-star hotel.

LMGT: Only four stars? :( I wants ah hundreed.

Bro: I can't trust you guys to not break anything soooo...

Penquino: I'll break YOU if you keep treating us like little babies!

Bro: O_O

Shy Guy: Whoa whoa whoa!

Shy Guy erases that part.

PT: I thought I was writing this story.

Shy Guy and PT argue off-screen. Meanwhile, the penguins walk up to the hotel clerk.

Hotel Clerk: Duhhhh hi canz i help yewzez?????

Bro: Yeah, 1 deluxe room and 4 dumpy rooms for Broseph16.

Hotel Clerk: Duhhhhh here iz yewz keyzez!!!!!!!!

The clerk gives Bro the deluxe room card and the dumpy room cards to the others.

Chill: How come we get dumpy rooms? >:O

Bro: I'll explain later. (not)

Everyone goes to their rooms. Bro unpacks in the deluxe room, while Chill, Mario, LMGT, and Penquino go to their dumpy rooms.

Chill: Alright this dumpy room isn't dumpy at all!

Mario looks in his and sees HORROR!!!

Mario: It's disgusting! I can't sleep in there!

Chill hears a pounding on his door.

Chill: Come in!

Mario walks in.

Mario: My room is too disgusting. So I'm gonna sleep here :3

Chill: Kewl.

Meanwhile with LMGT and Penquino...

LMGT: I'm starving ;_; when's dinner?

Penquino: I dunno...

LMGT eats Penquino's key card.

Penquino: HEY!

LMGT: I couldn't help it...

Penquino: Aye aye aye Donut Dood...

LMGT and Penquino get forced to share a room. After everyone unpacks, they head to the dining room and get served with...

Chill, Mario, and Penquino: SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They hide under the table.

LMGT: I think this is just the appetizer, see?

LMGT eats the entire salad whole. Bro eats his salad normally, Penquino unenthusiastically eats his salad really slowly, while Chill and Mario make random things out of their salad.

Mario: Look it's a boat :D

Chill: Getting crushed by my CASTLE!

Salad pieces fly everywhere.

Waitor: ... >:|

Mario: Wut?

After all the salad is gone, the waitors bring out the real deal meal and everyone eats. Then they go to bed.

It's almost midnight, and Phoenix lands on the smoldering remains of the plane that the penguins were on (why is it smoldering?) and his wings explode.

Phoenix: So, were would Bro and his friends go... OOH! Maybe the Museum of Giant Egos. I bet his ego is in there.

PT: BUUUUUUUUURN!

Shy Guy: I thought I was writing this story!

Shy Guy and PT argue offscreen.

Phoenix: Hey you!

Isaac Josephstein: Huh?

Phoenix: Down here!

Isaac Josephstein: What do you want, Puffle dood?

Phoenix: What's that tall tower out there?

Isaac Josephstein: That's Saladian National Tower, or the SNT. You can't miss it.

Isaac and Phoenix stare out into the skyline.

Isaac Josephstein: Where did it go?

The SNT falls on them.

Phoenix: Yowch...

SNT goes back to where it belongs. Suddenly Phoenix gets kicked up there, mistaken for a soccer ball.

Phoenix: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!?

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The next morning, Bro awakes with eagerness to explore the city, while everyone else is still snoozing in their rooms. Bro pounds on their doors.

Bro: Wake up sleepyheads!

Everyone gets dressed and zooms out the door in a millisecond. Because they can. Anyway, they go down to eat breakfast while Bro talks about what he plans to do today (occasionally with food in his mouth).

Bro: So, we're going to the Saladian National Tower. Word is that it's the tallest structure in the world!

Slender Penguin: I will get you Broseph!

Chef: PANCAKES! PANCAKES!

Slender Penguin gets hit on the back of the head with steaming hot pancakes and faints. Anyway, everyone walks to the SNT. Bro drops his jaw in amazement, but nobody else really cares.

Bro: I heard there's a revolving restaurant in here.

LMGT: ONE SIDE!

LMGT shoves everyone aside to get into the SNT. Everyone follows him. They get into the revolving restaurant and look over Salada.

-

Phoenix wakes up after sleeping for OVER 9000 yearz minutes. He checked his unportable portable clock and say it was already noon.

Phoenix: Oh no, they're already here I bet!

Phoenix teleports into the restaurant. He sees Bro and his pals eating a lot of food. And I mean a lot. He grins evilly and runs into the restrooms. Y'know, IN THE BATHROOM! Anyway he calls Future Bro.

Phoenix: Bro and his friends are in the Saladian National Tower.

Future Bro: Alright! I'll send my Butter Goomba Armada there right away. Good work Phoenix.

Mario: Yayz, it's FOOOoOoOOOoooOOOOOOoOOOOoooOoooooOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

LMGT: FOOD IS TEH BEST THING EVER INVENTED LIEK EVAH

Bro: Anyways, let's get going, I wanna keep touring Corona.

Chill: No!

Bro: Phine. You guys do what you wanna do. :|

Mario: OKAI!

Bro runs off to his tour, Penquino tags along, and Chill, Mario, and LMGT went to go find more food to eat.

Penquino: Dang this place is boring already. Is there anything here to do?

Bro: Well, there's...

CLUNK!

Bro falls down after getting knocked square in the face by a baseball, thrown by Slender Penguin.

Slender Penguin: BWAHAHAAHA!

Baseball Dood: Spring cleaning time!

Slender Penguin gets crushed by millions of old baseball bats.

Bro: Ow, who was that?

Bro turns around and sees a baseball stadium, and assumes it came from there. Penquino's jaw suddenly drops.

Bro: Wut?

Bro turns around again and sees the Eggynog Factory.

Penquino: LET'S GO!

Bro: waiwut

Penquino drags Bro into the Eggynog Factory and buys two tickets to go on a tour of the factory along with some other doods.

Tour Guide: Welcome to the Eggynog Factory in Corona, Salada. We offer complimentary salads with our tours.

Penquino: Are there free samples of eggnog? :D

Tour Guide: Yes, yes there are.

The Tour Guide hands Penquino and Bro free salads as they go onto the tour, crossing a metal bridge to the actual factory. Bro eats his salad, while Penquino just throws his over the edge of the bridge into a conveniently placed garbage can.

--

After passing several shops selling salad, Chill, Mario, and LMGT found a shop that sold more salad poutine, a traditional Saladian dish.

LMGT: Tastes like french fries!

Mario: And gravy!

Chill: And cheese!

Shop Owner: That's what it is you dorps. :|

Mario: HAI NOBODY CALLS ME A DORP EXCEPT ME

Mario kicks the Shop Owner out of his own store.

Shop Owner: O_o

--

Back at the Eggynog Factory, the tour was almost over. They finally got to the tasting room, where Penquino swapped his glass out for an even bigger glass and stole Bro's eggnog too.

Penquino: Yummeh :3

Everyone started to drink their eggnog, but Bro noticed that his glass was empty for no reason.

Bro: Wha...

Penquino left the factory, with a disappointed Bro shortly behind him. Bro and Penquino went back to the hotel and to their rooms and ordered room service food. Meanwhile, Chill, Mario, and LMGT stayed at the Poutine Shop the entire night.

Chapter 2: Creepeek
The next day, Chill, Mario, and LMGT met up with Bro and Penquino just as they were checking out of the hotel, LMGT carrying a doggie bag stuffed with poutine.

LMGT: Yogurts!

Bro: Oh, hey guys. I booked us a plane to Creepeek.

Chill: Sounds freaky.

Bro: Actually, not Creepeek, but we'll go there soon. We're actually going to Montymole first.

Mario: Kewl.

--

Everyone boarded the flight and they landed in Montymole. They toured the city and then had lunch at a typical Frankfurter cafe.

Bro: Sagloobaly glop ikalamon.

Waitor: Opalm noodleflop.

Chill: Wut dafuj was that O_o

Bro: Gibberish. I'm fluent in it. :3

Mario: lawl, nerd :3

LMGT: WHERE!? FOOOOOOOOOOD!

Mario: Naut Nerds, I mean nerd.

LMGT: Aw :(

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Phoenix, Bro's dumb puffle, was still following the penguins. Despite being dumb, he knew they wouldn't miss Creepeek City, so he flew there directly from Corona.

Phoenix: This can't fail!

SOMEWHERE ELSE

Bro: Okay guys we're just gonna skip Creepeek City.

Phoenix: OH NOEZ!

Shy Guy: Actually let's start that over.

PT: I thought I was writing this story!

Shy Guy and PT fight offscreen, so Goomba takes over.

Phoenix, Bro's dumb puffle, was still following the penguins. Despite being dumb, he knew they wouldn't miss Creepeek City, so he flew there directly from Corona.

Phoenix: This can't fail!

Once the plane landed, Phoenix pulled out his cell phone to update Future Bro on his status.

Isaac Josephstein: lol, nobody does cellphones anymore, it's all smartphones now :3

Phoenix: Aren't you that dood I saw in Corona?

Isaac Josephstein: Nope!

Phoenix: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR BLEEEEEEEEH

Phoenix FIREZ HIS LAZORRR at Isaac Josephstein but it was really only special effects.

Phoenix: Aw :(

Phoenix calls Future Bro and talked about shtuff.

Future Bro: Fantastic! Get a copy of their itinaray itinrary interery eyetinerary itenerary eyetenroary itinerary, and we'll corner them with MY BUTTER GOOMBAZ! WAHAHAHAH! *cough*

Phoenix: Will do!

-

The group was done eating, and were walking around aimlessly in Montymole. Bro had on some huge, outdated headphones on his head so he didn't have to listen to his friends talking. wut a jerk

Shy Guy: This scene was cut because it was way too weird :D

PT: I thought I was writing this story!

Shy Guy and PT argue offscreen.

Bro sat down in a streetside cafe McDonald's and ordered some frrrrrrrench FRIES. Some dood tapped him on the shoulder, and he turned around. It was TCPS1000! Djf1107! Agent Isai! Pikalugia! Radykiel! Ninja Penguins! The President of Dumbness! Nobody! A GHOST! OOH SPOOOKYYYYY Snowstormer!

Snow: Yo Bro! :D

Bro: EEK ITS SNOW RUN!!!! Hai Snow! Wut are yew doin' here? :O

Snow: I heard yew guys came to Salada... WHY DEH HECK DIDN'T YEW INVITE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE PEA GEE BATTAL!!!

BRO VS. EPIC FORM SNOWSTORMER

Slender Penguin: I'll get you this time Broseph!

Slender Penguin gets squashed by Snow.

RPG Box: THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!

RPG Box gets squashed by Snow.

RPG Box: Ow...

Bro used Lame Attack! It doesn't effect Snowstormer...

Snowstormer used Poke With Stick! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Bro: aaaaaaaaaaaah x_x (0/1)

Snow: That wuz weird.

Bro: I no rite?

Snow: So how's it going?

Bro: Gewd, you?

Snow: Gewd :3

The penguins kept talking for hours. Actually it was Bro doing most of the talking while Snow pretended to listen. well do you blame him bro is so dang broring Eventually, Mario showed up with a bunch of bombs, TNT, and other thingamajigs in the shape of a penguin girl.

Bro: MARIO GET RID OF THAT!!!

Mario: but y?

Snow: IT'S GONNA EXPLODE!

Mario: but y?

Bro: uhhhhh i dunno

Mario: but y?

Bro: Shtap it :|

Mario: but y?

Bro: Because.

Mario: but y?

Bro: Because.

Mario: but y?

Bro: Because.

Mario: but y?

Snow: This is getting old.

Mario: but y?

Bro looked at the timer connected to all the bombs and saw that it wouldn't explode for another 9001 minutes, about a week.

Bro: Fine, you can keep it for now.

Mario: but y? lol jk :D

Chill, LMGT, and Penquino showed up, and stared at Mario's new girlfriend.

Chill: That thing is weird.

Penquino: Get rid of it! It's gonna explode and then our games will all be over D:

LMGT: Does it come with food? I'm hungry D:

Chill: Calm down guise, it won't explode for 9001 minutes.

Bro: Basically a week.

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!

PoD sets the timer to 9000 seconds.

The rest of the day was uneventful. JUST LIKE A TRIP WITH BRO AM I RIGHT GUYS C'MON CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE? NO? ok The penguins, along with Snow, toured more shops and other stuff in Montymole.

Bro: We could go visit this site that's very historically historical and-

Everyone answered with a loud "NO!" because History is really boring. Bro was the only one who wanted to learn on the trip, because he's a dork.

Bro: Fine, have it your way, this is Burger King. >:|

Chill: No it's not, we're in Montymole.

Bro: Ugh...

Phoenix landed in Creepeek City, (OOOH SPOOOKY) one day ahead of Bro and his friends. He had orders from Future Bro to steal Bro's itinaray itinrary interery eyetinerary itenerary eyetenroary itinerary at any cost.

Phoenix: This should be a piece of cake.

Future Bro booked Phoenix a hotel room, and it turned out to be one of Salada's many famous dumpy rooms.

Phoenix: Of course, a stupid dumpy room. Should've guessed.

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The next day, Bro and friends landed in Creepeek City. The first thing they noticed was the musty, cloudy, purple sky, and the dead trees all over. Chill looked at the sign, which said "Creepeek City! The City of Halloween 356/24/7".

Chill: I'm freaked out already!

They went to the hotel, which was coincidentally the same hotel Phoenix was at. Phoenix was reading (Not So) Elite Penguin Force when he saw Bro and Co. lol that rhymed walk in.

Phoenix: JACKPOT!

Bro went to the clerk and got one awesome room and four dumpy rooms, just like he did in Corona. This time, Chill caused an uproar.

Chill: HEY! We all got the dumpy rooms last time! I think you should stay in a dumpy room!

As Bro and Chill were arguing, Phoenix hopped over and stole the itinaray itinrary interery eyetinerary itenerary eyetenroary itinerary from Bro's luggage, and ran to the outskirts of Creepeek City and called Future Bro.

Phoenix: I got it!!!

Future Bro: What, the itinaray itinrary interery eyetinerary itenerary eyetenroary itinerary?

Phoenix: Yuss :3

Future Bro: Great! I'll be right over!

Future Bro suddenly appeared in front of Phoenix.

Phoenix: O_o

Future Bro: Gimme the itinaray itinrary interery eyetinerary itenerary eyetenroary itinerary!

Phoenix handed Future Bro the itinaray itinrary interery eyetinerary itenerary eyetenroary itinerary.

Future Bro: YEW BIG FAT DORP!

Phoenix: wut?

Future Bro: This is a postcard :|

Phoenix: Well read it, it might have some clues?

Future Bro: *ahem* Not- Dear Dorpypants Brook, I'm having a great time in Salada. I wish you were here. Actually I don't, cuz I'm a jerk like that. Anyway, we're going to see the Kroogar's Bay Project next. Smell ya later! -Bro "Brenden Jeans"

Phoenix: Looks like I'm a genius after all :3

Future Bro: Nah, you still suck.

Phoenix: :|

Future Bro and Phoenix jump into a helicopter and fly to northerern Creepeek.

--

Slender Penguin: Are you sick and tired of waiting for updates on these kinds of stories?

Fans: YES!

Slender Penguin: Well too bad! TO BE CONTINUED!

Fans: BOO!

The Fans throw tomatoes at Slender Penguin.

Slender Penguin: Tomatoes won't change the fact that... TO BE CONTINUED!