A (Not So) epic enemy

(One day, Broseph was cycling on the road behind the volcano when he saw something) (Author summons 9001 soldiers) (Broseph pedals back to the fields where wind turbines are going up) (Mario pokes President of Dumbness with a 9001 foot pole) (PoD turns rod to 1 foot) (Mario moves 2 feet closer and pokes PoD with a 8999 foot pole) (PoD explodes) (Johnny counts) (They all look at the volcano where Penquino flies into) (They run to the volcano and check penquino's player card) (They get in the spaceships and head to nuke author's army) (Mario teleports them to Penguin City) (They fall in and land on Pluto) (A bunch of aliens come outta nowhere) (Broseph gets an RPG and shoots every alien in 1 shot) (Broseph teleports everyone back to nutsville) (Mario blows a giant bubble gum bubble and traps Author's soldiers in it) (Author runs to the neighboring island to nutsville) (They hop in and fly to the other island and nuke author) (Mario taps Author) (They fly back to nutsville only to see all residents in captivity) (Broseph supplies everyone with guns) (Mariocrossing talks for 2 hours with the soldiers and they eventually leave) (mariocrossing flies into the air. His diguises fall off landing on the ground spelling-)
 * Broseph: Wtf?
 * Author: LOSER!!
 * Broseph: Him again!! >:(
 * Broseph: -______- Crap.
 * Broseph: Lemme guess. Brook's idea?
 * Chill: Yes. What's the real reason why you're here?
 * Broseph: Author is back with 9001 soldiers.
 * Mariocrossing: O_O
 * Brook: Uh-oh.
 * Mario: The one time NotSoEPF logic would come in handy...
 * PoD: EEK! EETZ OVA 9000!!
 * Chill: :|
 * PoD: Nooooooo............ 0/100
 * Mario: -____________________________________-
 * Broseph: About the fight?
 * Johnny: 9001 to umm....
 * Johnny: 9001 to 5.
 * Mariocrossing: Where are the rest?
 * Broseph: Something tells me Penquino's scaring the life outta them in the air...
 * Penquino: Whoo!!! Suicide!! >:)
 * Chill: That's not Penquino...
 * Brook: It's him alright...
 * Mario: Why!?! :(
 * Broseph: We have to fight an enemy!
 * Mariocrossing: Death from above!!!
 * Brook: Aren't you supposed to be the nice one?
 * Mario: TOTALLY FUN RANDOM AWESOMNESS TIME!!!!!
 * Construction worker: Why are you floating above the bottomless pit?
 * All: O_O
 * Brook: Oh great...
 * Mario: Anyone home??
 * Johnny: O_O
 * Chill: RPG BATTLE TIME!!!
 * Broseph: Ok!
 * Brook: Wtf?
 * Broseph: RPG - Rocket Propelled Grenade ^.^
 * Chill: :|
 * Mario: Bro, u suck at RPG.
 * Mario: I gotz this!
 * All: :D
 * Author: O_O
 * Brook: Is that part of nutsville?
 * Broseph: Yesh.
 * Chill: Get in the spaceships!!
 * Author: Nooooooooo.......... 0/100
 * Logic Fairy: Random respawn time!!!
 * Author: Yes!!!!!! 100/1000 >:)
 * Brook: Oh crud...
 * Author: My weakness!!! 0/1000
 * Broseph: Job done!
 * Penguin: Help!
 * Broseph: Time for war...
 * Mariocrossing: Wait!
 * Brook: ?
 * Mariocrossing: We can settle this in a civil matter!
 * All: :|
 * Chill: !Pwn Mariocrossing!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Pwning Mariocrossing1...

The End