Creepyspaghetti/The Forever Shaving Man

Once upon a time there lived a man. One day, he started to shave his beard. He shaved and shaved, but every time he shaved it, it grew back. He got really frustrated and said: "WHAT THE DEVIL?". So the devil popped up and said: "Hey, y u call meh?" and made the man's beard grow even faster. Then the man saw a wicked witch outside who cast a spell on him to make him shave forever. He shaved and shaved and shaved and shaved until all his skin came off, until you could see his bones. When he could finally stop (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later) he was dead. But still growing a beard. "I Like Trains" and then a train ran over him.

THE END!