Stupid Novels: Flight 113 Real or Fake Edition

Prologue: A Note from Mario902
Hiya! Thanks for buying the Real of Fake Edition of Flight 113. Here's what the book is about. In this book, you will find me aboard Air City. Air City is a very junk airline. Wait a second! Air City is completely fictional! In the Real of Fake edition, real things are found in italic text. Fake things are in regular text. Plus, some parts of the book are redone. Enjoy this stupid novel!

Chapter 1: The Airport
I was at my house waiting for cab #999. My doorbell rang. It was the cab driver. I walked outside and went in the cab. It's true! The cab arrived at the airport. I got my bags and went inside the terminal. Samantha (a Penguin Air employee) sat down with me. Samantha looked for the flights. After just a quick second, she said this.
 * Cab Driver: You going to the airport Mario902?
 * Me: Yup!
 * Cab Driver: Why don't you drive?
 * Me: I don't like to pay for overnight parking.
 * Samantha: Hi Mario!
 * Me: Hey.
 * Samantha: Let me show you the flights to Brookelas Town.
 * Samantha: Yikes! All the flights are overbooked.
 * Me: Are there any other ways to get there?
 * Samantha: Well, you can take flight 678 to Yuri102212 city. Then you can take flight 2097 to LordMaster96 Island. After that you take flight 98 to Chill Town. When you arrive, you take flight 4818 to Mittenville. Finally, you take flight 515 to Brookeelas Town.
 * Me: ARE YOU INSANE?
 * Samantha: It's the best we can do. If you want, you can take Air City flight 113 to Brookelas Town.
 * Me: That's a deal!

Chapter 2: Before Takeoff
I walked to Gate C13. It's the gate with the flight. Why does the gate have to be 13? Why can't it be 12B like the Penguin Air concourse? Anyways, when they called my name to the podium, I shivered. The podium looks old. The boarding pass was written by pencil. The paper is wet. I was in Zone 1! I went towards the jet way. The man that collects the boarding passes throws them in the garbage! What kind of airline is that? I finally went inside the plane. It was an old Snowing 707. My seat was seat 3D. The seat doesn't even look like a first class seat! The seat was like the Penguin Express economy seat. As the plane was a Snowing 707, there were bag shelves. What if they fall off? I put my bag under the seat in front of me. Blah blah blah. I slept until I heard this. I knew I was going to die on an airplane. Everyone knew that the bags will arrive a day after the flight. That was extremely bad.
 * Air City Employee: Here is your boarding pass.
 * Me: Thank you?
 * Intercom: We would like Zone 1 to board Air City flight 113.
 * Flight Attendant: Welcome aboard!
 * Flight Attendant: Welcome aboard Air City! Before we take off, please pay attention to us. All baggage must be stored in the overhead shelves or under the seat in front of you.
 * Flight Attendant: This aircraft has a low oxygen level. Masks will not fall above you.
 * Flight Attendant: We would like to thank you for flying Air City. If you couldn't get a Penguin Air flight, your bags will be on the Penguin Air plane.
 * Everyone on the Plane: WHAT??

Chapter 3: The Captain's Announcement
The plane took off very loudly. I would rather fly a Snowing 767. Those engines are MUCH quieter. Only a few seconds after the climb, the plane stopped climbing. The airplane intercom went on. Okay. THAT was extremely crazy! If I were on Penguin Air, the flight time would take only one hour! I know there is a low oxygen level on the plane. Why does the plane have to be at 10,000 feet? That's less than the height of Mount Pen Charleston in Los Vegas! Also, 500 miles per hour is SO SLOW! Finally, we were supposed to have dinner!
 * Captain: This is your captain speaking. To keep oxygen, our cruising altitude is 10,000 feet. We are going at 500 miles per hour. The plane is currently at 10,001 feet. The local time is 8:00 PM. The estimated flight time is 10 hours.
 * Captain: We are expected to have heavy turbulence for the next few hours. Thank you.

Chapter 4: Dinner with Broseph
It was 8:30. I went to the coach dining area. The seats were TOO uncomfortable! Surprisingly, I saw Broseph. It was strange being on an airplane together. The turbulence was getting bumpy. The flight attendant passed us the menus. Unfortunately, the turbulence was a bit too bumpy. When I finally got the chance to read the menu, I saw only two choices. They were steak or chicken sandwich. The flight attendant walked towards us. It didn't take long for the food to arrive. Broseph got his steak. Broseph cut a piece of steak. I saw Broseph's steak. It was completely pink in the inside. The flight attendant gave me my sandwich. Broseph saw my sandwich. He fainted instantly.
 * Broseph: Mariocrossing?
 * Me: Broseph?
 * Broseph: I was supposed to be on a Penguin Air flight. Unfortunately,
 * Both: the flight was overbooked.
 * Broseph: Exactly!
 * Me: You wanna have dinner together?
 * Broseph: Sure.
 * Flight Attendant: What would you like?
 * Me: I will get the sandwich.
 * Broseph: Steak, please.
 * Broseph: What kind of wrapping IS this?
 * Me: Is it junk tin foil wrapping?
 * Broseph: WOW!
 * Me: What?
 * Broseph: This steak is EXTREMELY rare!
 * Me: Yuck!
 * Broseph: What?
 * Me: The chicken has MOLD!
 * Me: You can have the bread!
 * Broseph: Sure, I guess.

Chapter 5: Broseph and I
It was 9:00. I went back to my seat. Well, until Broseph stopped me. I went back to my seat. A flight attendant walked towards us. I tried a sip. We went to sleep after drinking the gross coco.
 * Broseph: Can I sit with you Mariocrossing?
 * Me: Sure.
 * Me: You can have the window.
 * Broseph: Sure.
 * Flight Attendant: You want some coco?
 * Both: Sure!
 * Me: The coco tastes like coffee.
 * Broseph: I know!

Chapter 6: Hydraulic Failure
It was 5:30. We were woken up by the captain. I know about Star County! It's the area with Star Mall.
 * Captain: This is your captain speaking. Apparently, we have to delay the landing.
 * Both: What?
 * Everyone on the Plane: What?
 * Captain: The hydraulic systems failed due to the turbulence.
 * Broseph: Oh crud.
 * Me: It's just like what they do in Investigating the Crash!
 * Captain: We are going to be all fine. According to Air Traffic Control, the plane has to divert to Star County Airport. We are so sorry.
 * Me: When the hydraulics fail, the plain is basicly incontrollable.
 * Broseph: I know. We talked about this on IRC.

Chapter 7: The Diverting
The plane was nose up. I could hear one of the engines explode! I was scared. I crossed my arms and put my head on the seat in front of me, just like the Penguin Air safety video. The plane went left and right. I didn't know where I was. Well, that was good. The plane became normal. Then, it was nose down. Then a pop was heard. Everyone on the plane clapped.
 * Everyone on the Plane: Woah!
 * Broseph: I heard an engine explode.
 * Me: Me too.
 * Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentleman
 * Flight Attendant: Brace for impact.
 * Captain: This is the captain. We are on our approach to Star County.
 * Broseph: The landing gear is down! We are on the ground!

Epilogue: Backup Flight
A backup plane arrived at the tarmac. It was a Penguin Air plane. Broseph and I went on the plane. At about 6:00, the plane arrived at Brookelas City. I went to the baggage claim, not knowing that there were my bags. The flight could have been worse.

The End