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This is the script for "Herbert's Space Adventure on Planet K", written by Herbert P. Bear, Esquire EDITED BY MATER! Remade by Aunt Arctic.


 * Herbert: Klutzy, move that drill on the ship already!
 * Klutzy: *click* *click*
 * Herbert: *facepalm* You never get anything done! Grrr... *moves the drill on board himself*
 * Gary: Mmmmf... mmmmf... mmmf...
 * Herbert: SHADDUP! I'm going to trade you for some Alien Celery on Planet K!
 * Rookie: Ymmmf wmmmf nvmmmf gvmmmhf hbmmmfhf!
 * Herbert: SHADDUP!

On Planet K


 * Herbert: So, what do you think, Alien Master? Are those penguins worthy of being traded in for Alien Celery?
 * Alien Master: Tttthhhhorrrsssss arrrre sssommmme fffinnne pppennnnngguinnns. Bbbuttt Allliennn Cccelllerrryy isss wwwooorrrrrrrtttthhh mmmoooorrrreeee. My. name. is. Mator.


 * Director: Cut, cut, cut! That Mator thing WAS NOT needed. Continue.


 * The Director of the PSA & EPF: Agents! I have come to save you! *unties masks from Gary, Rookie and Jet Pack Guy* Here, Herbert, I'll give you these. *ties Herbert's arms and legs together*
 * Herbert: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Gary: Thanks Aunt Arctic!
 * The Director of the PSA & EPF: Uhm... I'm the Director.


 * Kids in the Stage: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE WANT AUNT ARCTIC AS THE DIRECTOR!


 * Aunt Arctic: Okay, you're welcome!

Everyone goes to Herbert's ship and they fly back to their homeworld, with the Alien Master, to show him what it's like

THE END!