The Great Puffle Mystery

Chapter 1: Randomness
Lollipop wakes up one morning.

"What a nice sleep." said Lollipop.

He feeds his puffles.

"Squeak squeak!" says Potatoes.

"Uh, I can't understand Puffle language." said Lollipop.

"Squeak squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak?" said Popsicle.

"What?" said Lollipop.

"Squeak squeak, 'squeak squeak'. Squeak?" said Popsicle.

"Nevermind." said Lollipop.

"It's a me, Mario!" said Luigi.

"You aren't Mario!" said Lollipop.

"Yes I am." said Luigi.

"No, I am Mario!" said Bowser.

"I am chocolate!" said Bowser's uncle.

"What the puffle?" said Lollipop.

"I 4m ch0c0l4t3z t00" said a random penguin

"SNOW SMASHES!" said a random ninja.

"A mall or shoo does not make an admin" said Bowser

"I have to get out of here..." said Lollipop. He went into the town and saw Mario.

"It's a me, Luigi!" said Mario.

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOODZ!" said LMGT.

"NINJA HUUUUUUUUUUUG!" said Winston. Mabel ate Winston.

"This is weird." said Lollipop.

"Hi, Loolipop!" said a weird penguin.

"Who are you?" said Lollipop.

"I am the author of this story, Loolipop." said Weird Penguin.

"You are not!" said Lollipop.

"NO BREAKING ZEE FOURTH WALL LOOLIPOP!" said Weird Penguin.

Lollipop386 saw his friend, Ramone500.

"Hey, Ramone!" said Lollipop.

"Get out of my storyz! Lolz!" said Weird Penguin.

"This is my story." said Lollipop.

"This is my st0ry loolipop!!!111!!!!1!1!!" said Weird Penguin.

"Ramone, weird stuffs is are happening." said Lollipop.

"Are you sure that's proper grammar?" said Ramone.

"No." said Lollipop.

"Me neither. I'm so sleepy I think I- ZZZZZZZZZZZ..."

"WAKE UP!"

Chapter 2: Case of the Missing Puffles
Lollipop went to the Pizza Parlor. He was a waitor there.

"One candy pizza please." said a penguin.

"Yes, sir." said Lollipop386. He went to the Pizzatron 3000.

"Here's your pizza, sir." he said to the penguin.

"Thanks, sir." said the penguin.

"Call me Lollipop please, sir." said Lollipop.

"Call me George please, sir- I mean Lollipop." said the penguin.

Lollipop went to his igloo. His puffles were missing!

Ramone came and said "My puffles are gone! All of them!"

"Mine too!" said Lollipop.

Lollipop went to the Plaza. Everyone was missing their puffles.

"My blue puffle Tom is missing!" said George.

"We have to do something about this." said Lollipop.

Lollipop, Ramone, and George looked everywhere. I mean litterally everywhere.

"Hi Loolipop! I'm the author of the story Loolipop!" said Weird Penguin.

"Didn't I tell you to go away?" said Lollipop.

"No, Loolipop." said Weird Penguin.

"Okay. Go away." said Lollipop.

"Okay, Loolipop." said Weird Penguin.

Lollipop went back to his igloo. There was a portal in his igloo!

Lollipop went inside the portal. He couldn't believe what he saw...

Chapter 3: Puffle World
Puffle: Look! It's a penguin!

Another Puffle: What?!

Yellow Puffle: Don't be ridiculous, Frank.

Puffle: No, really! There's a red penguin with a hoodie standing right there!

Brown Puffle: Sorry, penguins aren't allowed here. Go back to your igloo.

Lollipop: Wait! What's going on here?

Brown Puffle: ...Well, I guess I can show you around. I am Hairy von Puffston Jr. and this is my brother Wacko. This is Puffle World.

Wacko: =)

Potatoes: L... L... Lollipop?

Lollipop: Popsicle? Potatoes? What are you guys doing here? And why are you speaking English instead of um...the language most other puffles speak?

Potatoes: It's a long and complicated story.

Popsicle: Yeah.

Hairy: This is where most puffles live. Many puffles visit here often.

Lollipop: Okay...?

Weird Penguin: Hi Loolipop!

Lollipop: What are you doing here?

Weird Penguin: I am author of the story Loolipop!

Hairy: I know how to get you back to Club Penguin Island.

Lollipop: Okay. How?

Popsicle: Go inside this igloo here.

Lollipop: Okay, thanks.

Hairy: And don't tell anyone about Puffle World, okay?

Lollipop left.

Hairy: Do you think he heard me?

Potatoes: I don't think you were loud enough.

Wacko: =(

Chapter 4: (Not So) Free Tours
Lollipop: Ramone! George! I found our puffles!

George: Really?

"Cool. Where are they?" said Ramone.

"There was a portal in my igloo and there was a place called Puff&mdash;"

"Yeah, right." interrupted Ramone.

"No, really, I mean it!" said Lollipop.

"You didn't really find the puffles, did you?" said George.

"I'm so sleepy I think- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ..." said Ramone.

Lollipop tried to get them to believe him. He went to the Ski Village...

"Tours! Get your free tours! Only $6!" said Lollipop, wearing his Tour Guide Hat.

"Um...didn't you say the tours were free? Like $0.00? No dollars?" said George.

"Uh...yeah, but, um...they're $6 now. Wait, no, they're free. Do you need a tour?" said Lollipop.

"No." said George.

Ramone came.

"Do you want a tour?" said Lollipop.

"No." said Ramone.

"Pleeeeeaaaaase can you have a tour?" asked Lollipop.

Ramone thought for a while and he said, "Okay, fine."

Ramone followed Lollipop. Lollipop went to his igloo. The portal was still there.

"What is that?" asked Ramone. Lollipop and Ramone went inside the portal into Puffle World.

"O_O" said Wacko.

"I told you not to tell anybody about Puffle World!" said Hairy.

"Yyyyyyyyyyou did?" said Lollipop, confused.

"Yes, I did!" said Hairy.

"I told you that you weren't loud enough." said Potatoes.

Lollipop and Ramone turned into puffles.

"No!" said Ramone.

Chapter 5: Lollipop the Puffle
"Oh no!" said Lollipop. "We're puffles! Popsicle! Potatoes!"

"How do we go back to Club Penguin?" said Ramone.

"Go in this igloo." said Lollipop. They went in the igloo.

"PH! She will know what to do." said Ramone.

"Maybe she's in the Pet Shop." said Lollipop. They went into the Pet Shop.

"Hi!" said a penguin. "You're such a cute puffle." The penguin picked up Lollipop and Ramone and walked to the owner of the Pet Shop.

"I want these puffles." he said. He payed the Pet Shop owner 1600 coins and took the puffles to his igloo.

Lollipop said "Hey, um...can you&mdash;" "Wow, a talking puffle?! Cool!"

"Seriously, we're penguins who have been turned into puffles. We're not puffles, OK?" said Lollipop.

"You're so cute! I'm going to name you Puffy and I'm going to name you Happyfluffy." said the penguin.

"You're not very creative with names, are you? My name is Lollipop."

"And I'm Ramone, not Happyfluffy. We're penguins! Not puffles! Wait a minute...the portal!"

"What?" said the penguin. The penguin's igloo had a portal in it!

"I guess every igloo has a portal in it when there are puffles visiting Puffle World!" said Lollipop.

"Puffle World? What's Puffle World?" said the penguin.

"Um...nothing. Nothing at all. It's just um...some, um, nothi- nothing at all! Heh heh..." said Ramone.

Lollipop and Ramone went inside Puffle World.

"We want to be penguins again." Lollipop said to Hairy.

"Some weird penguin tried to adopt us and&mdash;"

"Weird Penguin is here Loolipop! I'm author of the story Loolipop!" said Weird Penguin.

Weird Penguin turned into a puffle and Lollipop and Ramone turned back into penguins somehow.

Chapter 6: A (Not So) Happy Ending
"Cool! I can turn into a penguin!" said Hairy. He turned into a penguin then turned back into a puffle.

"Cool. Want to go back to Club Penguin Island now?" said Lollipop.

"Sure." said Ramone.

":D" said Wacko. They went to Club Penguin and the portal disappeared.

"Hi Loolipop!" said Weird Penguin.

"Oh no. Didn't you turn into a puffle in the last chapter?" said Ramone.

"Maybe." said Weird Penguin.

"Can you be quiet?!" said Lollipop.

"How insulting! I can't believe you would tell me, a fantastic and intresting penguin with interesting things to say, to be quiet! Hmmph!" said Weird Penguin.

" Yay, more randomness. " said Lollipop.

"-_-" said Wacko.

"SNOW SMASHES!!!" said a random ninja.

"!pwn Random Ninja" said somebody.

"OH NOEZ!!!!1111! I IS AWESOMEZ!!!!!1111" said random ninja.

"DONUT!" said LMGT.

" Everybody! I am ~ awesome ! ==Who is== awesome? Me! "  said a rainbow puffle.

"Cooooooooooooookies!" said Kammy Koopa.

"I'm a Bowser!" said somebody.

"I'm a chocolate super guy!" said pizza.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAANDOMNESS LOLZ!!!!!!!1!!!11111!!!1!!!" said random ninja.

"Hi RaNdOm NiNjA Hi LooLiPoP Hi PiZZa Hi RaInBoW PuFFLe!" said the rainbow puffle.

"Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm..." said Lollipop. "I'm...going...to go to my igloo now."

The End

"It's not the end yet!" said pizza.

"Those words aren't big enough." said Ramone.

The End

How does it look now?

"Still not quite big enough."

The End

"Nooooo-ho-ho-ho."

The End

"There! Perfect!"