(Not So) Elite Penguin Force: Paper Chill: The Return of Kammy Koopa

Prologue: Setting Up The Game
PAPER MARIO: KAMMY’S REVENGE

PRESS START

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Chill: I can’t wait to play this new Paper Marweeoh game!

Kammy bursts out of the 3DS.

Chill: Eh? I don’t even have 3D enabled! WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Kammy suddenly grows to normal size and destroys Chill’s 3DS.

Chill: Aww man… What a waste of 250 WB$!

Kammy: IT’S TIME FOR REVENGE AND INSERT DUMB LOGIC OF HOW THE REAL AND DREAM WORLDS CONNECT BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!

Chill: Well...Ummz, ARE PEA GEE!!!!!!!111111111111

ARE PEA GEE BATTAL OF TEH CENTURY

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Kammy: MWAHAHA THAT DOES NOTHING! (9001/9001)

Kammy > Lightning Blast

Kammy blasts Chill with lightning. A big explosion happens as a party hat, amulet, hoodie, and pair of checkered shoes slide around the room.

Chill: O_O WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!?!??!

Chill puts them on. Kammy blasts him with lightning again and lifts his igloo up into the sky.

Chill: This seems familiar.

Kammy: WHY WON’T YOU GET KNOCKED OUT?!?!?!

Kammy blasts Chill again as the igloo is fully up into the air. Then she literally kicks him out the front door.

Kammy: Mumble mumble...

Meanwhile...

Chill lands next to a sign that says Goomba Acres.

Brook: HEY! THAT’S MY IDEA!

Goomfartio: Well... !pwn Brookelas

Brook: Aww man!

LM96Bot comes and tosses Brook to the moon. Meanwhile, Goomfartio farts and smells up everything within 10-feet of him.

Chill: GROSS!

Goomfartio: Umm, sorry. But yeah, I’ll join you and no need to explain the quest because *farts* I read the script.

Chill: Yay for simplicity.

Goomfartio: In case you *farts* didn’t know, this is Paper Land and there *farts* is a bridge to connect it to Club *farts* Penguin so we can go *farts* there.

Chill: You fart too much.

Goomfartio: Really, *farts* IDC! Now let’s go.

They head to Shroom Plains.

PT: I came up with the name myself!

Chill slips on a bag of fast food.

Chill: DWAH!

Ronald McGoomba: Sorry!

Goomfartio: I told you that you look ridiculous in that *farts* outfit.

Ronald McGoomba: Well, so do you!

Goomfartio: I’m just a Goombario clone with a *farts* green hat instead of blue O_O

Ronald McGoomba: GRR! ARE PEA GEE!

Miniboss: Ronald McGoomba

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Ronald McGoomba: Ow! (13/15)

Goomfartio > Fart

Ronald McGoomba: EWWWWWWWW!!! BLAGHY (7/15)

Ronald McGoomba > Giant Burger

Chill: STEP TO THE SIDE!

Chill dodges a cardboard burger and gets crushed by the real one.

Chill: Oops! (8/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Ronald McGoomba: Aww! (5/15)

Goomfartio > Fart

Ronald McGoomba: AREOSURHAOWUBEOAUWEOUABROH (0/15)

You won 5 star points!

SP Meter: 5/100

Battle Over

Chill: That was weird.

Chill and Goomfartio run ahead. Suddenly they find Chicken Nugget and French Fry.

Chicken Nugget: I’M CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!!!!!1111111

French Fry: And I want some SWEETANDSOURSAUCE!!!!!111111111111111

Chicken Nugget: ...

Goomfartio: Why do we get a *farts* miniboss so quick after the last one? Hey, you *farts* are supposed to be up ahead a little more.

Chicken Nugget: Oh, ok.

French Fry: SWEETANDSOURSAUCE

They run away.

Goomfartio: Well, at least we *farts* can talk a little to *farts* make the chapter longer…

Chill: Umm, OK? Hey we’re here!

Miniboss: Chicken Nugget and French Fry

French Fry: SWEETANDSOURSAUCE I NEED IT

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chicken Nugget: Ow! (8/10)

Goomfartio > Fart

Pffffffffffffffff...

Chicken Nugget: GROSS DOOD! O_o (2/10)

Chicken Nugget > Nugget Storm

Chill: D’oh... (7/10)

Goomfartio: We’re *farts* buried under the *farts* nuggets. (7/10)

Chicken Nugget suddenly lowers Goomfartio’s fart attack down to 4 and makes himself bigger.

French Fry > SWEETANDSOURSAUCE Truck

A dump truck runs over the nugget pile then dumps sweet and sour on it. The dump truck then backs up OVER the nugget pile again and leaves.

Chill: We’re doomed… (2/10)

Goomfartio: *farts* Yeah… (2/10)

A bomb appears and explodes! Chicken Nugget is back to normal. The nugget pile is gone, and the fast foods are knocked out.

SP: 10/100

Battle Over

Goomfartio: That was *farts* weird…

Chill: That was a DUMBO BOMB! We use it in our stories but it got in deleted scenes by some odd coincidence OR MAYBE IT WAS A NEW IDEA!

Goomfartio: Uhh... *farts*

???: ELLO JELLO!

Mario crashes out of the sky.

Mario: Ow...

Chill: Marweeoh? That was you?

Mario: Uh-huh.

Goomfartio: Hi! I’m Goomfart- HEY WHAT’S HAPPENING?!?!

Goomfartio gets sucked onto a menu. It reads “PARTNERS”.

Mario: I’m a partner :D

Chill swipes the menu. Punio knocks him over for no reason.

Chill: WAWAZZATFOR?!?!??

Punio: The Dotwood Tree is ahead! Please help us!

Mario: Paper Mario + TTYD + Super Paper Mario?

They go to The Dotwood Tree.

Puni Elder: Blah blah blah Hamburger blah blah blah blah blah blah blah defeat him blah blah blah.

Chill and Mario are already gone.

Puni Elder: Weird. I thought people liked my lectures!

Meanwhile, at the top of The Dotwood Tree...

Hamburger: MWAHAAHAAHAHHAhA ha.

Chicken Nugget and French Fry are there, beaten up.

French Fry: SWEETANDSOURSAUCE!

Hamburger throws a sweet and sour sauce packet at him. French Fry eats it and spits the wrapper at Hamburger. Chill and Mario surface out of the leaves.

Mario: Ello jello.

Hamburger: EH?

Miniboss: Hamburger, Chicken Nugget, and French Fry

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Hamburger: D’oh! (13/15)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Hamburger: Oww! (9/15)

Hamburger > SPLASH

Hamburger kicks a bottle of ketchup and dumps it on Chill.

Chill: O_O (5/10)

Chicken Nugget > Nugget Storm

Mario whacks them back up into the sky with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

French Fry > SWEETANDSOURSAUCE Truck

Mario: O_O YOU RUINED MY COLORS!!!!!!!!

Mario eats French Fry whole. Somehow the sweet and sour sauce runs off.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Hamburger: Yowch! (7/15)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Hamburger: Ugh... (3/15)

Hamburger > Enclose

Mario gets stuck in a cheeseburger which gets rolled off the tree. It splashes and lots of hamburger bits, cheese, and a green ball cap fly into the air.

Goomfartio appears. Chicken Nugget gets crushed by all the nuggets that were repelled into the air by Mario a minute ago. He gets knocked out.

Chill: Come to think of it... I’m sorta hungry.

Chill eats all the nuggets, including Chicken Nugget.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Hamburger: AHHHHHHHHHH! (1/15)

Goomfartio > Skip Turn

Hamburger: MWAHAHA-

Goomfartio eats Hamburger.

SP Meter: 20/100

Battle Over

Mario climbs up the tree and grabs his hat. The tree blows up!!!!! Suddenly everyone is squashed into the ground next to a block. They get up.

Chill: Umm... I have the feeling I was supposed to pick up the hammer back in Goomba Acres?

Goomfartio: Yeah, you were *farts* supposed to.

Chill: LET’S-A GO!

A giant asteroid completely destroys Goomba Acres.

Chill: Umm, oops?

Mario: So, we just wait here?

Later that night...

The trio has a bonfire going.

Mario: I’m tired of waitin’!

A car suddenly smashes into the block and gets destroyed. A cardboard sign saying “GAME OVER” squashes the guy inside the car.

Mr. Peanut: AWWWW MAN!

He gets game overed.

Goomfartio: Finally we can *farts* go!

They go to Snowflake Canyon.

Fake Penguin: I’m a penguin!

Fake Penguin collapses.

Mario: Weird.

Goomfartio: How did I come off the menu?

Chill: Magic :)

Saraapril: :)

Saraapril disappears.

Chill: Uh, ok?

They are about to reach CP when...

Magikoopa Troopa: Eeeheeeheee!!! I’m a Magikoopa wannabe!

Magikoopa Troopa’s glasses fall off. He picks them up.

Miniboss: Magikoopa Troopa

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Magikoopa Troopa: BLAGIDAGAGGAG! (0/1)

Magikoopa Troopa explodes in a blast of crayon-created magic.

SP Meter: 20/100

Battle Over

Chill: That was weird... I just remembered, WE NEED MOAR GRAMMER PROBLEMZ!!!!!111

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.

Goomfartio: Yay! *farts*

Goombario explodes.

Mario: Hay look! Itz a bridge thingy!

They cross into CP.

Sum Pengoowin: AHHHHHHHH WE R UNDER ATTACK!!!!!111111

Sum Pengoowin is getting chased by a bee.

Mario: Huh?

Sum Pengoowin: MY SCAREDNESS IS 9001 OF BEES :(

Chill: IT’S OVA 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bee explodes for no reason.

Toad: HEY CHIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: What do you want?

Toad: There is a blah blah thingy blah blah blah UNICORNS blah blah blah Thwomp Tower blah blah blah get it now KETCHUP!!!!!!!

They run off. They are in Snowman Valley now.

Chapter 1: Thwomps and Reindeers
Frosty: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!!!!!!!!!

Frosty melts.

Goomfartio: According to this *farts* totally unsuspicious game guide, we have *farts* to go to Frosty’s Corntown Village next. It’s up ahead.

Walking...

Mario: This is taking too long.

Walking...

Chill: Eye no rite?

Walking...

Goomfartio: My *farts* feet hurt.

Walking...

Chill: We’re hear! The sign says... Thwomp Tower is dat way, and Frosty’s Corntown Village is dat way. LETZ GO!

Walking...

Oatmeal the Snowman: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!11111!!!!1!!!

A bee starts chasing Oatmeal.

Oatmeal: WAIT WE USED THIS JOKE ALREADY anyways hay my name is Oatmeal and this is Frosty’s Corntown Village! We r under attack by reindeer!

The bee explodes. Chill, Mario, and Goomfartio walk ahead until they see a house jumping around. There is a pink-shelled koopa with a red scarf there.

Koopa with a Scarf: Hi! I’m Shelly. I feel soooooooooo misplaced but anyway, umm... Reindeers Stole My House! If you will help me catch my house I’ll join you!

Chill: Why not? We can always use X-Truh help. Heehee, funny way to say extra :P

The house jumps down an old bridge.

Shelly: This place is umm... Koopa Oaklands. It’s super old.

The bridge starts to break. It completely breaks and everyone falls down into the bottomless pit below.

???: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi!

Waluigi appears out of nowhere and smacks them all up out of the pit and somehow rebuilds the bridge. He disappears in an eggplant explosion.

Shelly: Weird...

Goomfartio: Get used to it. There’s *farts* absolutely no logic in *farts* this place.

Mario: We liek 2 call eet Not So EPF :D

They catch up to the reindeer.

Rude-Off: Awww man! ARE PEA GEE!

Miniboss: Rude-Off

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Rude-Off: Ow! (18/20)

Shelly: I have 2 moves. Shell Shot and Tattle. Whatever you want me to use is fine with me!

Shelly > Tattle

Shelly: Um, that’s Rude-Off. He’s a rude reindeer who’s pretty much a ripoff of Rudolph. I hear he’s leading the invasion against Frosty’s Corntown Village! He has 20 HP and 3 attack.

Rude-Off > Nose Blast

Rude-Off lights up his nose.

Shelly: Ahh! Our attacks might miss now because we can’t see.

Chill: My eyes hurt. (7/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Rude-Off: OW! (16/20)

Shelly > Shell Shot

The attack missed!

Rude-Off > Nose Blast

Chill: D’oh! (4/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Rude-Off: Stop that! (14/20)

Shelly > Shell Shot

Rude-Off: YOU STINK! (10/20)

Rude-Off > Antler Whack

Chill: YOWCH! (1/10)

Chill pulls out a chicken nugget he had from before and didn’t eat.

Chill: Yum :P (6/10)

Shelly: Cool!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Rude-Off: OW! (8/20)

Shelly > Shell Shot

Rude-Off: D’oh! (4/20)

Rude-Off > Nose Blast

Chill: Ow! (3/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Rude-Off: BLAGDIAGAGAAAGAGG! END TRANSMISSION! (2/20)

Shelly > Shell Shot

Rude-Off: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo- (0/20)

SP Meter: 25/100

Battle Over

Shelly: Yay! We defeated him! And somehow all the other reindeers disappeared. And we got my house back!

They head back to Frosty’s Corntown Village.

Oatmeal: Thanks!!!!

Oatmeal dumps a bunch of snow in Chill’s flippers.

YOU GOT A PILE OF SNOW!

Chill: Uhh, thanks?

They head off and get to a bridge. They see a sign!

Mario: A sign! Heehee!

PT: ...

Chill: It says “YOU NO ACCESS! OOR! –Dumpy”

Shelly: No problem!

Shelly uses Shell Shot and hits the switch, making a bridge appear.

Goomfartio: Nice *farts* move.

They continue and find Thwomp Tower.

Grumpy: OH NO! THE PENGUINS ARE HERE! REPORT TO BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grumpy goes back into Thwomp Tower. Chill and Co. enter as well.

Bob: Dippydaboo EXPLODING!

Bob makes a massive explosion, destroying Thwomp Tower, Frosty’s Corntown Village, Koopa Oaklands, and Snowman Valley.

Bob: Whoops.

PT sighs, pulls out a TV remote, and rewinds.

Bob: Dippydaboo EXPLODING!

Goomfartio stuffs Bob into a jar.

Bob: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bob explodes and destroys the jar and everything inside. Ahem, he got game overed.

Goomfartio: Better then destroying the first *farts* chapter of the story. OW! *farts*

Fourth Wall: HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Bowser: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhyohyoyhoyhyohyohyoy!

Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAW!

Chill: LAUGHING JOKE! :D

Random Box: You are visitor number 200! Enter your full name, address, credit card number, phone number, age, and a random word into this box to get all your money stolen!

Chill: Why?

Random Box: Because!

Virus Scanner: BRRRRRRT VIRUS DETECTED!

Virus Scanner eats Random Box and explodes.

They enter the door that random box was covering and see some more Bob-ombs and a Koopa.

Koopstar: Hey! This is our fortress, man! You should, like, get out!

Mario: HEY! You are supposed to be in "The Great Pencil" as Coolpa!

Koopstar: AWW MA-

Koopstar gets pulled into a vortex.

Rob: Oh no! Koopstar is gone!

Bobby Jr: AHHHHHHHHHHH FREAKOUT!!!!!!

Rob and Bobby Jr explode randomly.

Mario: OK?

Some flaming rocks start heading towards Chill and Co.

Inferno Stones: TARGET LOCATED!

Goomfartio farts on them and they faint.

Inferno Stones: D’oh, I missed!

Chill and Co. walk through some more random rooms with Bob-ombs and Inferno Stones until they reach some balcony whatchamacallit.

Mario: MUST PRESS SWITCH *_*

Mario presses the switch and the ground opens up. Everyone falls into a dungeon. They see a Bob-omb with a red baseball cap.

Bombario: GET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: We aren’t trapped!

Chill gives the door a weak kick and it crumbles to pieces.

Bombario: THANK YOU THANK YOU I GOTTA JOIN YOU!

A white version of Bob appears with a Tanooki tail.

Bob: Hahaha! I’m a Boo-omb now! ATTACK!

Miniboss: Bob, Koopstar, and Inferno Stone

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Bob: OH NOEZ! (18/20)

Bobario > BOMB!!1

Bob: Yowzahpotater! (14/20)

Bob > Tail Slap

Chill: Aww :( (7/10)

Koopstar > Microphone Toss

Chill: OW! (5/10)

Inferno Stone > Flame

Inferno Stone: You stink!

Chill: No, you stink! (4/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Bob: OW! (12/20)

Bobario > BOMB!!1

Bob: OWWWWWW! (8/20)

Bob > Tail Slap

Chill: AWW NO! (1/10)

Koopstar > Microphone Toss

Chill: Hi birdies! (0/10)

GAME OVER

Chill was defeated, and Mario, Goomfartio, Shelly, and Bobario got captured, and Kammy Koopa ruled the world. DUH (Not So) END!

The cardboard sign falls down as Mario replaces Chill’s spot.

Bob: WUT DEH FUDGE?

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Bob: Oops! (4/20)

Bobario > BOMB!!1

Bob: D’oh! (0/20)

Bob falls through the floor to Zee Underwear Drawer.

Leland: Hi! :)

Bob: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koopstar > Microphone Toss

Mario: Ow! (7/10)

Inferno Stone > Flame

Inferno Stone: I don’t see a penguin. I just see a rock!

Mario: Where was the insult? (6/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Koopstar: Not rocking dude! (6/10)

Bobario > BOMB!!1

Koopstar: Oh noez! (2/10)

Koopstar > Microphone Toss

Bobario: That was a plastic microphone!

Koopstar: DARN!

Inferno Stone > Flame

Inferno Stone: Uhh, umm, hmm, ehh, uhh, OH I GOT SOMETHING! You smell funny.

Mario: OK? (5/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Koopstar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/10)

Koopstar gets pulled into the vortex again.

Bobario > BOMB!!1

Inferno Stone: Aww! (1/5)

Inferno Stone > Flame

Inferno Stone: Umadbro?

Mario: Wut deh fudge? (4/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Inferno Stone: D’oh, I missed!

SP Meter: 30/100

Battle Over

Inferno Stone: BLAGDIAGGAAGAGGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Chill: Dat was weird! And I’m back sumhow!

They leave and go back to where the switch was. They enter the door they were supposed to go in and come out on a bridge.

Droppy: Wahahahha! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Floppy: Doo!

Bill: Am I the only one here who speaks proper English -_-

Chill: Yuppahrz!

Dumpy: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Droppy, Floppy, and Bill start shooting Bob-ombs, Bullet Bills, and Inferno Stones out of cannons. Many  take place.

Mario: This is EASY!

Dumpy: Grr! No it’s not! OOR!

Dumpy starts shooting King Bills which Chill and Co. successfully crawl under. The Thwomps, Whomp, and Bullet Bill retreat into Fort Rocky.

Chill: Oh wow. A save block :|

Mario: Must be a dangerous boss.

Chill hits it and jumps off the edge of the bridge?

Chill: WHEEEEEEEE *splat*

Chill gets restored to the Save Block.

Mario: You just HAD to do that.

They enter Fort Rocky.

Dumpy: OOR! LET’S DO THIS!!!! OOR!

Kammy comes out, but it looks sorta fake, like a-

Kammy?: KARDBOARD KAMMY! :D

Brook: Sizzly!

Brook falls into a pit.

Miniboss: Kardboard Kammy

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Kardboard Kammy: Oh noez! (4/5)

Shelly: I appeared outta nowhere... But she only takes one damage per attack.

Shelly disappears again.

Bobario > BOMB!!1

Kardboard Kammy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeek COUGH COUGH! (3/5)

Kardboard Kammy > Shoot Magic

Kardboard Kammy shoots an ice cream cone out of her wand. Chill eats it.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Kardboard Kammy: D’oh! (2/5)

Bobario > BOMB!!1

Kardboard Kammy: MOMMY! (1/5)

Kardboard Kammy falls apart.

PT: YEW GETZ NO STAR POINTZ!

Battle Over

Chill and Co. stand around for a while waiting for something to happen.

Chill: Uhh, should we leave?

Dumpy, Droppy, Floppy, and Bill appear in a weird contraption whatchamacallit.

Dumpy: OOR! TIME TO BEAT UP PENGUIN WITH HAT!

Grumpy: I got lost in the files :(

Grumpy’s game gets ended.

Boss: The Oor Brothers

Dumpy: Heehee! We are in capsules so you can’t hurt us! OOR!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Tin Foil Thingy: BZZZZZRT! (13/15)

Bill’s capsule cracks a little.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Tin Foil Thingy: ERROR! COMPUTER HAMSTERS NOT FOUND! (9/15)

Bill’s capsule cracks again.

Tin Foil Thingy > !pwn

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (5/10)

Mario: OH NOEZ! TEH THWOMPZ STOLE ELL EMM'Z LM96BOT EARLY VERSION D:

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Tin Foil Thingy: Bzzt. Opening blagidagagagendtransmission.mp3 FAILURE!!! (7/15)

Bill’s capsule breaks and he falls out.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Tin Foil Thingy: Brzt. System melting... (3/15)

Tin Foil Thingy > !pwn

Mario: YIPEZ! (5/10)

Bill > Cannon

A cannon appears and shoots a Bullet Bill at Chill.

Chill: OW! Watch it! (3/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Tin Foil Thingy: ERROR 404! SYSTEM NOT FOUND! UNINSTALLING virusprotection.exe TO FIND SYSTEM!! (1/10)

Dumpy: OOR! Not the virus protection!

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Bill: Whoa! Watch it, buddy! (6/10)

Tin Foil Thingy: ERROR! c://system/attacks/pwn NOT FOUND. SELF-DESTRUCT!

Tin Foil Thingy explodes. Dumpy, Droppy, and Floppy crash into the ground.

Dumpy > Crash

Chill: OW! (1/10)

Droppy > Crash

Mario: OH NOEZ I NEED PIE POWAZ!!! (3/10)

Floppy > Flop

Chill: D’oh I missed! (0/10)

Mario goes where Chill was. Goomfartio appears.

Goomfartio: Let’s *farts* roll!

Bill > Cannon

Mario: OH NOEZ! (1/10)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Bill: Oof! (2/10)

Goomfartio > Fart

Bill: EWW! (0/10)

Goomfartio: WAIT DERES *farts* STILL 2 DAMAGES LEFT!!!

Dumpy: OOR! Gross! (8/10)

Dumpy > Crash

Mario: Oopsie soup noodles! (0/10)

Shelly appears.

Droppy > Crash

Shelly: Yay for 1 shell defense ^_^ (9/10)

Floppy > Flop

Shelly: Hey, look out for DEE FENCE! HAHAAHAHAHHHA! Bad joke, huh? (8/10)

Goomfartio > Fart

Dumpy: Bleck! (4/10)

Count Bleck: Wut?

Dumpy: Not you -_-

Shelly > Shell Shot

Dumpy: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/10)

Dumpy breaks up into little pieces and falls down a pit.

Droppy > Crash

Shelly: D’oh! (7/10)

Goomfartio is eating a green pepper for no reason.

Floppy > Flop

Shelly: Ow! (6/10)

Goomfartio: Green peppers give me *farts* really bad gas! :D

A green cloud starts forming around Goomfartio.

Shelly > Shell Shot

Droppy: EEP! (6/10)

Goomfartio: Here we go...

Goomfartio > Super Fart

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Droppy: Ugh!!!! I can’t...take...it! OOR!!!! (0/10)

President of Dumbness: OH EM GEE ITS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!

Droppy disintegrates.

Floppy > Flop

Shelly: Ouch! (5/10)

Shelly > Shell Shot

Floppy: Oor! (6/10)

Goomfartio > Fart

Floppy: :( (2/10)

Floppy > Flop

Goomfartio: AHHH! (8/10)

Shelly > Shell Shot

Floppy eats a Star Pill.

Shelly: HUH?! The attack didn’t work!

Floppy: I’M INVINICIBL-

Floppy gets crushed by a wall and destroyed.

SP Meter: 50/100

Battle Over

Shelly: AHHHHHH SOMEBODY ELSE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!

Chill, Mario, Goomfartio, Shelly, and Bobario start running around in circles.

???: Here’s a hint. My IQ is low but my ninja skillz aren’t!

Chill: SENSEI’S EVIL TWIN!

???: Chill you should know my voice by now -_-

The mysterious penguin reveals he is Chill’s little brother, Chilly!

Chill: Sorry I didn’t catch that... :P

Brook: Sizzlyfoo!

Brook falls down a pit again.

Goomfartio: OH NOEZ! WE *farts* DIDN’T GET THE MAGIC WAND AND ITZ FLYIN OUT DEH WINDOW! *farts*

Thwomp Tower and Fort Rocky explode.

Chill: WHEEEEEEEE!

Chill and Co. crash into the ground but they see Ronald McGoomba and two odd things (who will be introduced in a moment).

Ronald McGoomba: I gots me a wand!

Goomfartio: Hey, dats *farts* ours!

Ronald McGoomba: Not anymoar! And I would like yew 2 meet mah new fwendz... Frankenfry and Chickenstein!

Chickenstein: Stupid names, right?

Frankenfry: You said it... SWEETANDSOURSAUCE!

Ronald McGoomba: I battalz yew!

Miniboss: Ronald McGoomba, Frankenfry, and Chickenstein

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Ronald McGoomba: Dee annoying hat with the cat is back! (13/15)

Cat in the Hat: But I’m in a different hat!

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Ronald McGoomba: Owiez! (9/15)

Ronald McGoomba > Bag Slip

Ronald McGoomba tosses a bag of fast food in front of Chill. He trips on it.

Chill: MY BACK! (8/10)

Frankenfry > Sweetandsoursauce!

French Fry Boo appears and dips Chill in some sweet and sour sauce.

Chill: It’s sticky :\ (7/10)

Chickenstein > Nugget Storm

Chill: Oof! (2/10)

Chilly: NINJA SKILLZ!

Chilly swipes across the screen and sends Ronald McGoomba, Frankenfry, and Chickenstein flying.

SP Meter: 55/100

Battle Over

Chill: MINE!

Chill grabs the magic wand and Larry comes out of it.

Larry: Argh... Thanks 4 saving me, Kammy rebelled against Bowser and ended his game (oops) and trapped all of us inside our wands :\ BLAGIDAGGAGAGAAGG! END TRANSMISSION!

Larry gets zapped by a Pokey with a crown holding a pink wand.

Larry: That’s Roy’s wand! Listen, if you need me, use this.

Larry gives Chill a light blue whistle with a Piranha Plant on it. Then he explodes in Not So EPF fashion.

Chapter 2: Entering the Castle Ruins
Everyone is suddenly at the Town. I dunno why.

Chill: NINJA PARTAY *_*

Sum Pepperoni pushes Chill and Co. down to Igloo Lane which now has a train station where Freddy’s shack was.

Freddy K: MY HOUSE!

Chill: I gots me an idea!

Chill gets a HUGE backpack and stuffs the party inside. He climbs to the train station. Meanwhile Freddy K is whining but who cares about him?

Chill: 1 ticket pleezy.

Train Master: Yew can go 2 Mole Mountain nowz byebye!

Train Master shoves Chill onto the train tracks as the rest of the party flies into the train. The train starts moving.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Chill gets smashed by the train. Meanwhile on the train, nothing is happening.

Mario: I loves me sum lemonade and pumpkin pie!

Chill pops out of a box.

Chill: Ello yellow!

The train crashes into Rugged Station which explodes and sends the party flying into the ground.

Chill: D’oh I missed!

Bobario: That was weird :\

Chill: BEST TRAIN RIDE EVA!

Mario: Eye kay are

Two burnt Monty Moles walk up to Chill.

Monty Mole 1: Hay its yew!

Monty Mole 2: Yah!

Chill: I don't remember yew guyz... Hmm...

FLASHBACK!

A hole opens up under Chill.

Monty Mole 1: LUNCH TIME!! :D

Kooper: O_O

Chill: AHHHHHHHHH! (Heh, do those mole-thingies even KNOW what I can do?)

Chill lands in a pot of boiling water.

Chill: NO MATCH FOR THE CHILL MASTER!

Chill freezes the water and jumps up. The gang walks by the Monty Moles, but they don't notice.

END FLASHBACK

Monty Mole 1: Yesh, dat was us, but den...

FLASHBACK!

Monty Mole 2: You think that penguin should be done now?

Monty Mole 1: Yup.

The Monty Moles walk into the hole.

Monty Moles: HE'S GONE!!!!!!

The Monty Moles fall in the pot.

END FLASHBACK

Chill: Well, yew tried to cook meh :\

Monty Mole 2: Troo, but...

Chilly: NINJA SKILLZ!

Chilly sends the moles flying into the distance.

Chill: Thanks bro.

They walk ahead some more. A bucket pops out of the ground.

Mario: Uhh...

Goomfartio: What in the *farts* world?

A Koopa Paratroopa pops out of the ground.

Corporal Paraplonk: The tank is ready SIR!

A tank falls off the mountain and breaks.

Corporal Paraplonk: O_o Aww... Please lemme join you, or General Guy will KILL me... Literally.

Mario: Harsh boss :\

Chill: Surez!

Corporal Paraplonk joins.

Monty Mole 2: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Shelly: ...

They walk ahead some more. Suddenly Private Goomp pops out of nowhere.

Private Goomp: OMG TRAITOR!

Corporal Paraplonk: Aw chicken sticks, Private Goomp >.<

Private Goomp gets Paragoomba wings.

Private Goomp: KA-GOOMBA!

Miniboss: Private Goomp

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Private Goomp: Aww! (8/10)

Corporal Paraplonk > Shell Shot

Private Goomp: D'oh I missed! (4/10)

Private Goomp > Ka-Goomba

Chill: ITZ AH BAWMB!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Chill: Ugh... (1/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Private Goomp: I'mma doomed! D: (2/10)

Corporal Paraplonk > Shell Shot

Private Goomp: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/10)

SP Meter: 60/100

Battle Over

Private Goomp: My wings!

Private Goomp's wings fall off and he flings off into the giant pit below...

Corporal Paraplonk: Woo woo!

They see a save block. Chill hits it...then jumps off into the pit where Private Goomp fell.

Mario: Blagity -.-

Chill gets restored.

Shelly: The boundaries end here...

Goomfartio: It's a sea of... *farts* Ice cream?!?!

Chill: D-D-Dry Dry Dessert! :D

Chill flings himself into Dry Dry Dessert.

PT: We put in new music this time :P

Chill: Yummeh! We get to swim in melted icey cweem :)

Chill drinks some.

???: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT swoops down on a licorice vine and gulps up a donut in one bite.

LMGT: Yo doods! Waaaaaaaazzup????????

Chill: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP!

Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Goomfartio: *farts* -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Shelly: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Bobario: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Corporal Paraplonk: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUP?????????

Orange: WHOA!

LMGT joins the party. Then, they swim far enough to reach what's left of Dry Dry Outpost.

LMGT: Moar like Outpost Ruins, dood.

Mario: This place is creepin' me out!

Shelly: Umm, guys?

Shelly points out a giant castle.

Bobario: INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

The Party enters Dry Dry Castle.

LMGT: What's with all the Pokeys, dood?

A few hours of avoiding the tricks and traps...

???: DO NAUT ENTER, PLEASE! Err, I mean... Uhh, DO NOT ENTER YOU WILL BE CURSED! Err...I failed.

Chilly: '_'

They enter anyway.

King Poke: OH NOEZ YEW ENTERED WELL YEW WILL BE SOWWIE!

Boss: King Poke

Chill > Party Hat Poke

King Poke: D'oh! (18/20)

LMGT: Hawhaw the Poke got poked ^_^

LMGT > Donut Toss

King Poke: WHOA NOEZ! (14/20)

King Poke > Electrocute

Chill: BLAGDIAGAGAGGAGG! END TRANSMISSION! (5/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

King Poke: Ahh! (12/20)

LMGT > Donut Toss

King Poke: Ack! (8/20)

King Poke > Electrocute

LMGT: NO DOOD BLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITY! (5/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

King Poke: Ahh! (6/20)

LMGT > Donut Toss

King Poke: NOOOOOOOO! (2/20)

King Poke > Electrocute

LMGT: BLAGDIAGAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........... (0/10)

Mario appears.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

King Poke: No eye goes kaboom :( (0/20)

SP Meter: 80/100

Battle Over

King Poke explodes and drops the wand.

Chilly: MINE!

Mario: NO MINE!

LMGT grabs the wand while Chilly and Mario are fighting over who grabs it.

LMGT: Dood, I got it :\

Chilly: Aww-

Mario: -Phooey!

Roy comes out.

Roy: Thanks for saving me! Hi Larry >B)

Larry: O_O

Roy proceeds to beat up his younger sibling. Roy throws a pink whistle with a boxing glove on it at Chill, who catches it midair. They teleport to the Town.

Chapter 3: It's Halloween Again?!?
Chill: La la dee la...

Scare T. Pants: GHOSTY!!!!!!!!!!!

Goomfartio: Where? *farts*

Scare T. Pants gets up on his shaky legs and goes to the Forest. The Party follows him.

LMGT: Why are there Halloween decorations dood?

Scare T. Pants: I saw a ghost go into the Forever Maze...

The Party goes inside. A giant log falls in front of the entrance, blocking it.

LMGT: Dood, you know that nobody who has gone into the Forever Maze has returned, right? My sister KPLT went in here a couple years ago... The last time I saw her was that chilly October night back in 2006...

Chill: So we're basically screwed :|

LMGT: Yup.

Chill ignores LMGT's statement.

KPLT: La dee da...

KPLT goes somewhere else.

Monty Mole 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Monty Mole 1 crashes into the ground. Chilly ninja kicks him into the air.

Goomfartio: Sooo, where *farts* do we go now?

A light shines on Corporal Paraplonk.

Corporal Paraplonk: Whoa!

Johnny: Whoa!

Chill: JONNEH!

Johnny: What are you guys doing here?

Mario: Scare T. Pants told us to.

Johnny: Dude! Don't you guys know how EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL Scare T. Pants is? He's holding Lemmy captive D:

Mario faints.

Goomfartio: Really? *farts*

Johnny: Yeah, smelly fungus. Anyways, some boos are renting out my mansion. Let's go visit them.

They go to Johnny's Mansion.

Mario: You did a nice job fixing up the place, considering it was haunted and all.

Spooky Speedster: Hai!

LMGT: Yodood!

Boolie: Spooky Speedster! Spooky Speedster! It's horrible!

Spooky Speedster: Wut?

Boolie: Scare T. Pants just turned Boolamint into TNT...

Johnny: I told you Scare T. Pants was EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

The Party leaves the mansion and heads for Dusty Dunes.

Boolie: Good luck!

Wallop: I MIMICKZ YEW!!!!!!

Chill shoves Wallop out of the way.

Wallop: That wasn't very nice :(

A boo tied up with wires and a fuse on its head flings toward Chill.

Boolamint: INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Party dodges. Boolamint explodes.

Spooky Speedster: That's what Scare T. Pants does... He converts people into TNT then blows them up!

Johnny: That's EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

Chill: We get it. You don't have to shove it in our faces.

Johnny shoves a sign that says "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL" in Chill's face.

Johnny: :P

Chill: -_-

The Party makes it to a giant tent, called TNT Forts.

Wallop: YAY!

Chill: Get outta hear.

Chill shoves Wallop away and he lands on Scare T. Pants.

Scare T. Pants: HEY! >:(

Boss: Scare T. Pants

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Scare T. Pants: D'oh I missed! (38/40)

Spooky Speedster > Racecarz

A race car runs Scare T. Pants over.

Scare T. Pants: Waaaaaaugh! (33/40)

Scare T. Pants > TNT Toss

Spooky Speedster: Blagadgiagag! (6/10)

Wallop appears.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Scare T. Pants: Argh! (31/40)

Wallop party hat pokes Scare T. Pants.

Scare T. Pants: Oh come on! (30/40)

Spooky Speedster > Racecarz

Scare T. Pants: Waaaaaaaugh! (25/40)

Wallop mimics Spooky Speedster.

Scare T. Pants: Grr... (24/40)

Scare T. Pants > TNT Toss

Spooky Speedster: Agh! (2/10)

Wallop throws TNT at Spooky Speedster.

Spooky Speedster: D'oh I missed! (1/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Scare T. Pants: Rawr! (22/40)

Wallop mimics.

Scare T. Pants: >:| (21/40)

Spooky Speedster > Racecarz

Scare T. Pants: Waaaaaugh! (16/40)

Wallop mimics.

Scare T. Pants: Grr... (15/40)

Scare T. Pants > TNT Toss

Spooky Speedster: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/10)

Wallop throws TNT at nobody.

Johnny: W00t

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Scare T. Pants: D'oh! (13/15)

Wallop mimics.

Scare T. Pants: Stop it, you stupid wall thingy (12/15)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Scare T. Pants: RAWR! (8/40)

Wallop mimics, but uses bricks instead.

Scare T. Pants: WAAAAAAUGH! (6/40)

Scare T. Pants > TNT Toss

Johnny: D'oh! (6/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Scare T. Pants: NO! (4/40)

Wallop mimics.

Scare T. Pants: I'm doomed... (3/40)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Scare T. Pants: NOOOOOOOOOO- (0/40)

Chill blows up Wallop.

SP Meter: 100/100

Battle Over

Chill: WE LEVELED UP :D

All party members can now use Random Blowup which does 7 damage (at the cost of 2 FP), and they also have 20 HP rather then 10! How ultimate!

Also, Kammy's curse on Scare T. Pants has been lifted, and Boolamint's game has been restored!

Scare T. Pants: Yay :D

Lemmy: Ahem.

Chill: Oh.

Chill frees Lemmy from the wand.

Lemmy: Awesome :D Now, take this.

Lemmy gives Chill an orange whistle with a circus ball on it. Then he disappears.

Chill: Kewl.

The Party goes back into the Forever Maze, which no longer is a maze. It's bright and happy now, like Club Penguin's normal forest. Luckily, Johnny's Mansion is still there.

Boolie: Yay ^_^

???: HAY! HOLD UP AH SEC!

Ronald McGoomba shows up.

Goomfartio: Ronald *farts* McGoomba! -_-

Miniboss: Ronald McGoomba

Ronald McGoomba: I gots me sum powaz :D

A Random Pebble: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP!

Ronald McGoomba swallows A Random Pebble.

Mario: :O

Ronald McGoomba turns into a Paragoomba.

Chill > Random Blowup (FP: 3/5)

Ronald McGoomba: EEEEEEK! (13/20)

Mario > Random Blowup (FP: 1/5)

Ronald McGoomba: D'oh I missed! (6/20)

Ronald McGoomba > Ketchup Squirt

Chill: That was so weak ^_^ (19/20)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Ronald McGoomba: OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOEZ! (4/20)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Ronald McGoomba: D'oh I missed! (2/20)

Ronald McGoomba > Bag Slip

Chill: WAAAAAAAAUGH! (17/20)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Ronald McGoomba: Pretty starz... (0/20)

Ronald McGoomba faints.

SP Meter: 5/100

Battle Over

Chill: Silly wimp ^.^

Bobario: Why haven't I been doing much lately...

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect! You should've used a question mark instead of three dots.

Bobario explodes on Goombario.

Bobario: :)

Toad: WAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IT'Z GONNA GET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A herd of Shy Guys are chasing Toad.

Chill: O_______________________________O

Freddy K: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEZ!!!!!!!!!1111

Chill and Mario: BAHAHAHA! Take that Freddy Kroogar >:D

Saraapril: Hello :) You must find the PRETTY PINK and PURPLE toybox to restore PEACE to our island :) Please The Party can you do that? THANKS! :)

Chill: Nah.

Saraapril: >:(

Saraapril types a post about how the party is dumb and moves her mouse over the "Post" button.

Chill: Alright, we'll do it. Jeez.

Saraapril: HURRAY! THANK-YOU! THANK-YOU!! THANK-YOU!!! :)

The Party jumps inside Saraapril's toybox.

Chapter 4: The (Not So) Pretty Pink and Purple Toybox
Chill: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Chill crashes into a giant flower.

Corporal Paraplonk: I'm dreading to see General Guy... He is so gonna kill me.

Mario: We would like to take zah train :D

Dumb Toad: It's broken.

Mario: Oh YAH?

Mario kicks the train and it starts working again.

Dumb Toad: GRR... I WILL NEVA LET YEW!!!!!!!!

Dumb Toad throws the party down to the basement.

Sergeant Guy: Ello jello! ...CORPORAL PARAPLONK YEW TRAITOR! >:O

Miniboss: Sergeant Guy

Sergeant Guy: You will never defeat me :3 (80/80)

Chill: Oh gawsh.

Chill bends the rules a bit and brings out Chilly, LMGT, and Johnny as well.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sergeant Guy: Wimp. (78/80)

Mario > Random Blowup (FP: 3/5)

Mario: I recharged it :D

Sergeant Guy: D'oh I missed! (71/80)

Chilly > Ninja Skillz

Sergeant Guy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! (66/80)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Sergeant Guy: D'oh I missed again! (62/80)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Sergeant Guy: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (58/80)

Sergeant Guy > Ultra Headbonk

Johnny: @_@ (0/20)

Johnny faints.

Chill > Random Blowup (FP: 1/5)

Sergeant Guy: D'oh I missed! (51/80)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sergeant Guy: Eek! (49/80)

Chilly > Ninja Skillz

Sergeant Guy: WAAAUGH! (44/80)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Sergeant Guy: :( (40/80)

Sergeant Guy > Ultra Headbonk

Chilly: Ugh... (0/20)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sergeant Guy: D'oh I missed! (38/80)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sergeant Guy: Oops! (36/80)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Sergeant Guy: Aww rats! (32/80)

Sergeant Guy > Ultra Headbonk

LMGT: D'oh...nuts! (0/20)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sergeant Guy: Rawr! (30/80)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sergeant Guy: Oof! (28/80)

Sergeant Guy > Ultra Headbonk

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/20)

Chill: Heheh...

Goomfartio appears.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sergeant Guy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (26/80)

Goomfartio > Fart

Sergeant Guy: Augh! (20/80)

Sergeant Guy > Ultra Headbonk

Goomfartio: Pffffffffffffffffft... (0/20)

Shelly appears.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sergeant Guy: Doo bwaaa! (18/80)

Plumber Enuff 1: My line!

Shelly > Shell Shot

Sergeant Guy: Owww! (14/80)

Sergeant Guy > Ultra Headbonk

Shelly: That was short-lived. (0/20)

Bobario appears.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sergeant Guy: Hey >:\ (12/80)

Bobario > BOMB!!1

Sergeant Guy: YOWZAPOTATER!!!!!!!!! (8/80)

Chill: Throwback :3

Sergeant Guy > Ultra Headbonk

Bobario: Oopz! (0/20)

Corporal Paraplonk appears.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sergeant Guy: Grr... (6/80)

Corporal Paraplonk > Shell Shot

Sergeant Guy: WHOA! (2/80)

Sergeant Guy > Ultra Headbonk

Corporal Paraplonk: My head... (0/20)

Spooky Speedster: I'm not gonna bother.

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Sergeant Guy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (0/80)

SP Meter: 15/100

Battle Over

Mario: Guhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Chill: Snap out of it!

Some fingers appear and snap Mario.

Mario: Why did it have to be literally >:|

Chilly: I'm bored... !pwn Brook

Brook: WHOA!

Brook flies off.

Saraapril: Hello friends :)

Saraapril unlocks the gate to the basement with a pink key and the party comes out.

Chill: Thanks Saraapril!

Saraapril walks up to Dumb Toad.

Saraapril: By the PRETTY PINK and PURPLE decree, you must let my FRIENDS through :)

Dumb Toad: And if I don't?

Saraapril holds a bucket of paint with "PRETTY PINK AND PURPLE :)" written on the label.

Dumb Toad: Err, uhh, Mr. The Party you can go...

They head on the train. It crashes in an alternate room where there are butterflies everywhere.

Mario: Whazzaup?

Trainman: Hello! This is Green Hill Meadow!

Sonic: WAHOOO!

Sonic explodes.

Goomfartio notices the train wreckage next to an electrical door.

Goomfartio: Where does *farts* that go?

Trainman: It goes to Shy Guy Bomb Box.

Mario: Whazza?

Mario thinks of how fun it would be to drag Bro there. BOOOOOM!

Chill: How do we get in?

Trainman: Well, some red dude is holding the electric ball thingy that you have to use. He's over dere.

Chill: Cool, thanks!

The Party runs into a tunnel. They see Bro holding the "electric ball thingy" in a jar.

Johnny: Drop that nao!

Bro: NEVAH!

Mario: !pwn Bro

Bro flies into the air and drops the jar. Sparkball comes out.

Bro: Ow... Guess I'm joining. :|

Miniboss: Lantern Ghost Whatever

Lantern Ghost Whatever: I'm invincible! (1/1)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

SP Meter: Yew get no star points cuz he's dumb

Battle Over

The Party leaves and uses Sparkball to go through the electrical door. A bunch of bombs are carried from one area to the next by conveyer belts. Mario grabs one and throws it at Bro. KABOOM!

Bro: -_____________________________-

General Guy: HALT YEW

Corporal Paraplonk: Itz zah General Guy!

General Guy: Yew break zee tank!

Boss: General Guy

Chill > Party Hat Poke

General Guy: Ow! (68/70)

Corporal Paraplonk > Shell Shot

General Guy: D'oh I missed! (64/70)

General Guy gets walloped by a Nintendo 64.

Chill: Haha ^_^

General Guy > Tank Overroll

Corporal Paraplonk: EEK! (15/20)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

General Guy: Duhhhhhhhhhh... (62/70)

Corporal Paraplonk > Shell Shot

General Guy: WAUGH! (58/70)

General Guy > Tank Overroll

Corporal Paraplonk: Noooooooooooooooooo... (10/20)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

General Guy: RAWR! (56/70)

York: MY LINE!

York beats up General Guy.

Corporal Paraplonk > Shell Shot

General Guy: OWWWWW! (52/70)

General Guy > Tank Overroll

Corporal Paraplonk: Ugh... (5/20)