Slender's Random Stories

Slender's Random Stories are random stories with Slender as the main protagonist. This is the first story.

Chapter 1:TEH BETA HAT!!!!!
One day, Slender woke up in his Dictatorial Palace in Nextgate. He found 30 Beta Hats on top of a chest of gold bars.

Slender:"WOOHOO BETA HATS!!!! Guards, bury 29 of these. No, destroy 29 of them!"

The guards marched in and burnt all of them. The Dictator put it into his inventory. He took a boat trip to the Dock in Club Penguin Island, arriving in a short time. Once there, he took out his Beta Hat. A large crowd mobbed around him almost immediately.

Penguin 1:"Oh my goodness."

Penguin 2:"The Beta Hat."

The mob tried to snatch it, only to be prevented by a squad of Shadow Ninjas.

Slender:"If you are gonna get them, you need to pay me."

Penguin 1:"I'll pay 1,000,000 Coins!'

Penguin 2:"I'll pay 1,000,000,000 Coins!"

Penguin 3:"I'll pay 50,000,000,000 Coins!"

Penguin 4:"I'll pay 999,999,999,999,999 Coins!"

Slender:"Penguin 4 won the auction."

Penguin 4 tried to reach for the Beta Hat, only to be stopped by Slender again.

Slender:"Where's my coins?"

Penguin 4:"Sorry dood but I only have 100 coins."

Slender:"Well then, your coin balance will turn - 999,999,999,999,999 while mine will have 999,999,999,999,999 Coins added."

Upon saying that, the transaction happened automatically.

Penguin 4:"WHAT?!? HOW DID THAT HAPPENED?"

Slender:"Kid, this is MY story. Know what that means? I AM GOD! And now, you became a puffle."

The Penguin turned into a football and got kicked into the seas.