(Not So) Elite Penguin Force: Rise of the Dragons

Prologue: Rise of the Dragons (aka. What A Creative Chapter Name)
Chill: Zzzz...

Chilly: Chill! Wake up!

Chill: Wut do you want? :|

Chilly: The Medieval Party started today ^_^

Chill: OH MY PIZZA MAKING GOO!

Chill zooms out the door but...

Isaac Josephstein: EEK! CP IS UNDER ATTACK!

A giant dragon is stomping around CP. Chill panics and runs to the Dock, and a foghorn is heard. Bro's cruise ship is pulling in!

Bro: Good to be back ^_^

Chill: Bro, you picked a bad time to come back :S

Bro: Why?

Chill: CP is under attack by a giant dragon!

Bro's cruise ship, the S.S. Broley, suddenly gets destroyed by a giant fireball.

Bro: THE S.S. BROLEY! Q_Q

Suddenly all the party members from The Runaway Oreos run up.

Mario: Wut eez going on? Why is CP under attack by a giant dragon? D: And why am I suddenly using more Marweeish than normal? :S

Error: This can't be for the Medieval Party... Billybob would never allow something this dangerous!

Isaac Josephstein: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Isaac Josephstein is getting chased by Dray Goon, the red dragon that has been living in the deep dark mine caves ever since 2008.

LMGT: Wut?

Isaac Josephstein hides behind Chill.

PT: Your name is too long... I wish your name was Smith!

*poof*

Smith: NOOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY NAME?!? :(

Iron Man: TAKE THIS!

Iron Man fends Dray Goon off.

Mario: You again?

Error: An Iron Man Costume?

Iron Man: Yeah, I'm a time traveler! Since this is May, NEXT MONTH, you penguins will get to wear Marvel costumes! By the way, I'm a running gag character!

PT: Hey, how did you get into my story? Super Fist of the Nosehair: Majide Time!

Iron Man gets sucked into a portal. Meanwhile, everyone's Spy Phone rings like crazy, and everyone reports to the Command Room.

Chapter 1: Gary's Meeting
Gary: I've called you all here today because there is a giant dragon named Scorn on the loose, with lots of minions and stuff! To help you defeat him, I've invented the Baseball 3000!

Gary hands Chill a normal baseball, with nothing special about it.

Chill: ...

Rookie comes out of the Gadget Room with a red box.

Rookie: Hey Gary, what does this do?

Gary: NOOOOO! THAT'S THE TNT 3000! DON'T TOUCH IT!

Rookie accidentally presses a button on the TNT 3000 and detonates it, and the Everyday Phoning Facility explodes AGAIN.

Jet Pack Guy: Really?

Gary: Argh! Get the Bricks 4000!

Gary shoots bricks into the sky and they rebuild the Everyday Phoning Facility, and there's a cardboard sign outside that says "THERE IS NO SECRET AGENCY IN HERE! REALLY!" but penguins start flooding into the EPF Command Room out of curiosity.

Jet Pack Guy: Here we go again. T_T C'mon, let's evacuate.

Rookie, Jet Pack Guy, Dot, PH, Chill, and all his friends run out of the Ski Village.

Gary: OH NO! WE MUST DESTROY EVERYTHING!

Gary blows up the entire Everyday Phoning Facility and EPF Command Room. Gary is knocked out in the snow, but the random penguins don't have a scratch. However, the EPF mainframe lands in Rookie's flippers, so he hooks it up to his laptop and puts all the fish recipes on there.

Rookie: Yay, my fish recipes! ^_^

Johnny: Guys... Did it turn dark all of a sudden?

Bro: No, it's just a giant shadow.

Everyone looks up.

Scorn: MWAHAHAAHAHHAHHHAAHAH!

Cylly: EEK! Go, CelleryBawt!

CelleryBawt and Scorn engage in a Pokemon-like battle.

LEVEL 1 CelleryBawt CHALLENGES LEVEL 100 Scorn!

RPG Box: What will CelleryBawt do?

CelleryBawt > Attacks > Cellerise

CelleryBawt: Now !cellerising Scorn...

RPG Box: What will Scorn do?

Scorn > Attacks > Epique Fireball Attack

RPG Box: CelleryBawt was defeated! Trainer Cylly ran out of Pokemon to use!

Cylly: He's not a Pokemon. :|

RPG Box: Foe Scorn won!

Cylly: !pwn RPG Box

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning RPG Box.

RPG Box: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Scorn: Now I will capture you all >:D

Scorn captures everyone and locks them in cages. But Chill's is on the Night Club Rooftop for some reason and made out of cardboard.

Chill: Uhh...

He breaks out.

Chill: Dey captured all my friends! What to do...

Smith: YOU GOTTA HELP ME! MY NAME IS BROKEN!

Chill writes a nametag that says "Hello my name is Isaac Josephstein" and puts it on Smith. Suddenly it disappears.

Smith: Huh?

Chill: Sorry, I only have invisible ink.

Smith: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Smith gets !pwned by a random coffee cup to the Dock.

Scorn: WHAT?!? HE ESCAPED? GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Chill: EEK!

Chill jumps onto the Coffee Shop roof and it caves in for some reason and books fly everywhere.

Invisible Waitor: ...

Chill: That's not good construction :|

Chill exits and goes to the Dock.

Twee: Teehee!

Twee turns F-Grade Goomba into a flower.

F-Grade Goomba: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!?!?!?

Chill: WHY ARE THERE FAIRYZ!?????????????????????????????????????????

Chill faints, but Twee revives him.

Twee: There are fairies because of the curse that Disney made!

Chill: ...That's weird.

Twee: O_O YOU ARE THE HERO OF LEGEND!!!!!!! YOU HOLD THE BASEBALL 3000 IN YOUR POCKET!!!!!

Chill: Uhh, okay.

Chill walks away.

F-Grade Goomba: A little help here? Hello?

Saraapril: What a beautiful flower :)

Saraapril picks F-Grade Goomba out of the ground and drops him in her flower basket. Anyway, at the Beach where some wizard people are...

Chill: HEY LOOK! THERE'S A GEAR SYMBOL ON THE GROUND! I WONDER WHAT IT DOES!

Everyone looks at Chill like he's crazy. But he doesn't notice and steps on the symbol and something shakes.

Kazam: Wut?

Kazam trips on a cardboard box and falls into the ocean.

Chill: Weird...

Chill goes inside the Lighthouse and sees a sewer entrance. He opens it up and falls into Sellbot HQ!

Scorn: ...and guard him really good, okay?

Businessbot: Yes sir!

Factory Foreman: You can count on us!

Mario: GET ME OUTTA HERE FOR PIE'S SAKE!

Scorn: I'll leave you two alone for now.

Scorn jumps on the Scornovator (wut?) and it disappears.

Chill: So this is where that place went...

Mario: Help meh Q_Q

Factory Foreman: EEK! IT'S HIM!

Businessbot: Don't just stand there, fight him!

Factory Foreman: Umm... Someone needs to guard the prisoner :3

Businessbot: ARGH! Fine!

Boss: Businessbot
Businessbot: I am invincible ^_^

Chill: No you're not!

Chill hits Businessbot with a bunch of pies.

Businessbot: AHHHH! MY WEAKNESS!

Chill sprays Businessbot with fire hose.

Businessbot: MY OTHER WEAKNESS!

Chill: You have lots of weaknesses :|

Factory Foreman: A little help here!

Businessbot: What now?!?

Mario starts hitting the Factory Foreman with his own arm.

Mario: LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT!! LEMME OUT!!!

Businessbot: In a minute...

Chill pulls a sack labeled "Things to Drop on Bro" out of nowhere and crushes Businessbot with a safe. He manages to lift it off though.

Chill: Hurry up and be defeated already!

Chill throws a banana peel and 10 WB$ on the floor.

Businessbot: MONEY! *_*

Businessbot tries to grab it but slips on the banana peel. Chill grabs the WB$ and blasts him away with a recording of Brook singing opera.

Businessbot: WAAAAARGH!

Chill: Heehee :3

Businessbot flies away, crashes into Factory Foreman and they crash into the cage and the two birdys get teleported out.

Chapter 2: BrosephBot's Scrambled Egg Circuits
Scorn Intermission

Endermaboodle: Problem sir!

Scorn: Now what!!!!!!!!!! -_-

Endermaboodle: Well if you come check out the monitors of Club Penguin...

Scorn: FIX THE CONNECTION TO SELLBOT HQ NOW!!!!

Endermaboodle: I can't.

Scorn: WHY NOT?!??!?

Endermaboodle: Well uhh...

Endermaboodle presses a button which makes an elevator door open. Businessbot and Factory Foreman walk out, taped up.

Businessbot: Sir, we uh...

Scorn roasts Businessbot and Factory Foreman.

Intermission Over

Mario: Yay you saved meh ^_^

Chugga: YOU GOT THE THING!! Oh, and MARIO JOINED YOUR PARTY!

Kazam: Yay!

Kazam trips on a mushroom and falls into the ocean again.

Smith: Hi!

Chill: Nooooo! It's you!

Mario: !pwn Smith

...

Mario: !pwn Smith!!!

The camera shifts over to Dray Goon who is guarding LMGT and LM96Bot, albeit compacted in a cube.

Smith: Why doesn't anybody like me? -_-

Chill: Because you're highly dislikable KD

BrosephBot: Okay! Now !pwning Smith.

BrosephBot kicks Smith into space.

Smith: FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Chill: BrosephBot!

BrosephBot: Chill... Mario... My ship is for dinner! I wonder what sails in the morning...

Mario: Huh?

BrosephBot: IT'S NO USE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog! Must...destroy...Chill...and...Mario...

Chill: EEEK!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111

Chill and Mario run away to the Lighthouse and climb up to the top. Gary is looking out the telescope with a wizard hat on.

Mario: Hey Gary!

Gary: Oh hi!

BrosephBot: RAWR!

BrosephBot rips most of the Lighthouse out of the ground. Gary trips and falls into the water.

Mario: EEK! IT'S BROSEPHBOT!

Everyone flees and BrosephBot puts the Lighthouse back down and follows them to the Ski Village.

Gary: I must destroy him with my Lazorizer 3000!

Chill: NO! We can't destroy it! Bro will be so mad at us!

BrosephBot grabs a giant hammer.

Chill: Ooookay we have to destroy it :/

Gary lazorizes BrosephBot and he gets fried.

Mario: That was a close one...

The ground collapses and Mario and Chill are sent into the sewers.

Chill: That's weird...

Mario runs down a dark path and finds Sellbot HQ.

Mario: Hey Chill, look!

Chill: Kewl! We don't need to go there though... How about that way?

They run down 3 more dark paths but get sent away by huge water currents.

PT: Wow, I've barely appeared in my own story!

Iron Man falls out of nowhere with a cracked suit.

Mario: Hay Iron Man!

Iron Man: Oh hi... Go that way!

Iron Man points into a wall. They run into it and suddenly get teleported to the Mine.

Dray Goon: What are you doing here?!?

LMGT: Help meh :S

Boss: Dray Goon
Dray Goon: You can't defeat me!

Dimentio appears.

Dray Goon: What do you want, Clown-Around?

Dimentio: I've come to ask if you are interested in this AMAZING spacious castle, located on a small island off the coast of this lovely island!

Dray Goon: No.

Dimentio: But wait! You haven't even seen it yet!

Chill: O_o

Mario: O_o

Dray Goon: I don't want a castle. I like my cave!

Dimentio: But this castle is awesome!

Dray Goon: I told you I don't want it!

Dimentio: Then I'll have to MAKE YOU WANT IT!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!!111111 *cough* Ow.

Dimentio brainwashes Dray Goon to make him want to buy Castle Bleck.

Dray Goon: On second thought maybe I do want it :D

Dimentio: Excellent! Now follow me!

Dimentio teleports himself and Dray Goon to Castle Bleck, but the key gets left behind.

LMGT: :D

Chugga: LMGT JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT pulls LM96Bot in all kinds of weird directions.

LM96Bot: Huh? Where am I?

Joseph: Here, have this!

Joseph gives LM96Bot a Big Mac and then gets captured by one of Scorn's random minions who doesn't have a name.

Random Nameless Minion: Hey! I have a name! It's Timothy Cheeto Stooferfloop III!

PT: Your name is too long...

Timothy Cheeto Stooferfloop III: Umm... So?

PT: I wish your name was Pete!

POOF!

Pete: ARGH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NAME?!?

Pete flies away with Joseph.

PT: I can't believe there's a name longer than Isaac Josephstein :/

Smith: AHA! YOU SAID IT! THAT REVERTS MY NAME BACK!

PT: Too bad.

POOF!

Smith: ARGH! My name is Smith again! :(

Chill: Isn't it time to start Chapter 3 if Dray Goon is gone?

PT: Oops. I guess so.

Chapter 3: Box Steak Thingy
Scorn Intermission

Endermaboodle: What's going on?!? Why won't you work?!?

The camera zooms out to reveal that the monitor of the Mine went offline.

Scorn: WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??

Endermaboodle: I don't know. All of a sudden some clown took Dray Goon away and the monitor got fried.

Scorn: I have an idea >:)

A few minutes later...

Endermaboodle: Why did I have to be the one in the steak costume?!?

Scorn: It'll be fine.

Scorn puts Endermaboodle in an envelope and addresses it and stamps it (who knew Scorn was law-abiding in some aspects?) and then shoves him into the mailbox.

A few MORE minutes later...

Box Dragon: COOL! A package!

Box Dragon opens it and finds Endermaboodle in the steak costume, but doesn't actually see him.

Endermaboodle: (This was a bad idea...)

Box Dragon: STEAK! :D

Box Dragon eats it and gets mind-controlled by Scorn somehow.

Intermission Over

LMGT: Thanks guys, that was close.

Mario: But now my bro Joseph is kidnapped too...

LM96Bot: I love McPenguin's! Joseph is so nice ^_^

Chill: Let's get outta here!

Everyone jumps in a mine cart and 10 crashes later, they're out of the Mine.

LMGT: I'm hungry :|

Apple Kid: EAT AT JOE'S!

Confetti falls onto the party and Apple Kid disappears.

Chill: He seems familiar somehow, but I don't know why. :/

Scorn: NOMNOMNOM!

Scorn eats Chill, Mario, LMGT, and LM96Bot.

LMGT: Whoa!!!!!11111

LMGT crashes onto the metal floor...?

Mario: Hey, this is a mechanical Scorn! !pwn Mechanical Scorn

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Mechanical Scorn.

Mechanical Scorn: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

Mechanical Scorn explodes in space and Chill, Mario, LMGT, and LM96Bot get sent flying in different directions.

EARTH

Chill: Oh darn... This is a problem...

STACHE'EDONIA

Mario: Eek! I'm on a giant mustache!

A nonexistent nose sneezes and Mario falls down to Earth.

JUNK FOOD PLANET

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats the entire planet. Suddenly he falls to Earth cuz nothing is left.

MECHABOT

LM96Bot: ...Do they have McPenguin's here?

Random Bawt: Nope.

LM96Bot: WAAAAA!

LM96Bot jumps off the edge of Mechabot.

EARTH AGAIN

Mario falls on Chill. Then LM96Bot falls on Mario AND Chill. Then LMGT just pancakes them.

LMGT: O_o Dat was weird...

LMGT gets up. Chill helps Mario and LM96Bot out of the giant hole where LMGT fell and pancaked everyone.

Chill: I'm bored!

Timothy Cheeto Stooferfloop III falls out of the sky.

PT: Wait what?!? I thought his name was Pete!

Timothy Cheeto Stooferfloop III: Bad guys can get rid of it eventually! >:D

POOF!

Pete: Aw darn.

Mario: TIME TO SAVE MY BRO!

Pete teleports away and Mario crashes into a snowbank.

Noo Dell: HAHAHA!

Noo Dell holds up a cage with Brook inside.

Brook: Help me guys D:

Noo Dell: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noo Dell roars and breathes fire all over the place.

Boss: Noo Dell
Mario: Who's in the cage? Oh it's just Brook. C'mon guys let's go home.

Brook: >:| !pwn Mario

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwni-

Noo Dell toasts LM96Bot before he can !pwn Mario. A giant lava pit suddenly appears and Noo Dell jumps into it and splashes the lava all over and toasts The Party.

LMGT: Wait! I know his weakness!

LMGT drinks some water from a water bottle and spits it at Noo Dell.

Noo Dell: Gwargh! How dare you!

Noo Dell tries to eat LMGT but just gets a mouthful of snow.

LMGT: Har har. ^_^

LMGT drinks more water and spits it at Noo Dell again.

Noo Dell: Stop it! I'm afraid of water! D:

LMGT spits water at Noo Dell again and he falls into the lava pit and it disappears.

Chill: Uhh... Where's the key?

Mario: !pwn Noo Dell's Key

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Noo Dell's Key.

LM96Bot locates the key and !pwns it, and it lands on Brook's cage and then flies at Chill and knocks him onto the ground.

LMGT: Aw man. The end is melted off :/

Brook: Just get me out!!

A few minutes later...

Brook: Are you sure this will work?

A bunch of TNT is stacked under the cage.

Mario: Of course!

Mario throws a match and all the TNT explodes. After the dust clears, all that can be seen is a pile of ash and Brook's yellow ball cap.

Chill: What did you just do? :S

Mario: Whoopsie...

Brook falls back down with his head stuck in the snow. He gets out and puts his cap back on.

Brook: Thanks, Mario. Thanks. -_-

Chapter 4: It's Broseph The Master, Master, Oooh
Scorn Intermission

Endermaboodle: Oh bad... Oh bad... Oh bad bad bad!

Rookie: My line!

Rookie slaps Endermaboodle and explodes.

Endermaboodle: >_<

Scorn comes in and steps on Endermaboodle.

Scorn: Oops.

Box Dragon spits out a fire box at the monitors and almost toasts one.

Endermaboodle: Hey, watch it!

Scorn: By the way, gimme the status report for uhhhhhhhhhh.......................

9001 hours later...

Scorn: ...............................................................................................................................

9001 hours backwards! :D

Scorn: By the way, gimme the status report for uhhh, Noo Dell.

Endermaboodle: Them Noo Dells been toasted. :/

Scorn: Darn. Oh well. They will never defe-

Intermission Over

Pete: Harr harr! You'll never save Joseph!

Mario: >:(

Mario attacks Pete but he teleports away and Mario slides into the ocean.

Chill: :S

Chugga: BROOK JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!!!!!!!

Chugga screams so loud Brook crashes onto the Dojo Courtyard.

Brook: I thought I wasn't the punching bag... >:|

PT smacks Brook to make him forget. Then he grabs a random leaf and flies down to the Dock where the rest of The Party is.

Saraapril: Welcome to my Fairy Forest :)

Saraapril randomly gets encased in a block of ice.

Mario: :O

Mario grabs frozen Saraapril and puts her in his freezer and runs back.

LMGT: Why did ya do that, dood?

Mario: I bet Littletias would pay 9001 WB$ to get her back :3

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVA 9000 EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!

President of Dumbness runs around his desk 9001 times.

President of Dumbness: EEK ITS OVA 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone except PoD: T_T

President of Dumbness gets frozen all of a sudden.

Iron Man: Oh no! I'll save everyone!

Iron Man gets frozen mid-jump and falls to the ground.

Iceman: Hardy har har!

Iceman goes into the ground and disappears.

LMGT: !pwn Iceman

LM96Bot locates Iceman but gets frozen when he tries to !pwn him.

LMGT: Whoa dood!

The Party runs to the Plaza and jumps down into the Cave. Suddenly the floor turns into a Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart for no reason.

LMGT: :O FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Chill: Quick! Into the Hydra's Lair!

Everyone jumps into Knight's Quest 3 while LMGT finishes off the floor. But then he falls down into a bottomless pit since there's nothing under the Pop-Tart.

LMGT: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Brook: D:

Chill: Oh noez!

Chugga: NO!

The Party goes into Knight's Quest 3.

Brook: So we need to find the right mar-

Mario shoves Brook aside.

Mario: Nonsense! I know what to do! :D

Brook: Oh boy...

Mario tosses TNT onto each goblet and lights 'em. The goblets partially explode so that the marbles underneath can be seen. Suddenly... BOOOOOOOOOM TEH ROOM EXPLODES!

Chill: Ow!

Mario: :3

Everyone runs into the next room as the original one falls apart.

Chill: Aww not this puzzle...

Gary appears out of nowhere.

Gary: Never fear, Gary the Gadget Guy is hear! Behold, the DESK CHAIR 3000!

Gary drops a giant desk chair in front of the party.

Brook: O_O

Everyone jumps on and it flies to the Hall of Hints but destroys all the hints. Then... BOOM! The Desk Chair 3000 explodes and everyone flies into the Cave of Battle.

Fireball: SHMAWRWARWARAWRAWRHSMHAMRHAMWRHAMSRMHMSHRMARHAMRHSMRHA! You'll never defeat us!

Boss: Hydra
Mario: Hehe!

Fireball gets ready to shoot, um, a fireball, but Mario tosses TNT in his mouth. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Fireball: BLAGIDGAAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION!

Thunderbolt: OH NOEZ! You'll pay!

Thunderbolt makes an electrical charge and zaps the entire room.

The Party, Thunderbolt, and Iceman: YOWWOOWOW!

Thunderbolt explodes.

Iceman: GRR!! >:(

Mario throws TNT at Iceman but he freezes it. Then he freezes Mario and Chill.

Brook: D: Um, um, um... !pwn Iceman!

TheBotMaster: Beep boop! TheBotMaster at your service! ^_^

TheBotMaster attempts to !pwn Iceman but gets knocked into the lava and toasted.

BrosephBot: :3

Brook: !pwn Iceman!!

BrosephBot gets frozen.

Brook: EEK!!!!!!!!!!

Brook runs around in circles and gets frozen.

???: To teh rescue!

LMGT flies up in the Desk Chair 3000 and zaps Iceman with the laser cannons.

Iceman: BLAGDIAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMission... X_X

Iceman faints and everyone who got frozen gets unfrozen, except Saraapril cuz she's in Mario's freezer...

Mario: *trollface*

A cage appears with Bro in it. Suddenly the chain snaps and the cage falls down into the lava.

Bro: AHHH! HELP!

Bro gets toasted but gets pulled out by the Desk Chair 3000's tow hook.

Chugga: BRO JOINED YOUR PARTY!!!

Bro flies back into the lava from the soundwaves.

Chugga: :S

Chapter 5: TEH EGGNOG STARTZ NAO!
Scorn Intermission

Scorn: ARGH! THEY DEFEATED THE HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!

Snow comes out of Scorn's ears.

Scorn: Wrong effect :|

Steam comes out of Scorn's ears.

Endermaboodle: Don't worry sir. The Box Dragon is guarding Penquino, and his eggnog powers will be really useful, so they won't save him. >:)

Scorn: Yeeeah, I doubt that. -_-

Endermaboodle: BUT, BUT, I put a Floro Sprout on Penquino! :D Soo... If they don't save him soon, he'll turn into one of our minions! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Thunder is heard and lightning is seen... But guess what? Lightning strikes Endermaboodle. :3

Endermaboodle: My own lightning is against me... 6_9

Endermaboodle falls onto the floor.

Intermission Over

Bro: Thanks for saving meh guys.

Bro brushes the lava ketchup (*_*) off his sleeves and into Mario's face.

Mario: KETCHUP *_*

Mario licks the ketchup. Then he randomly lights some TNT and throws it down Brook's hoodie.

Brook: EEK!

Brook throws it down Chill's hoodie.

Chill: Blagiadgagg!

Chill throws it back to Brook but it explodes in mid-air. Suddenly everyone gets kicked back to the Town by a random spring where they meet up with LM96Bot.

LM96Bot: Hi ^_^

LM96Bot steals Bro's steak and eats it.

Bro: Hey >:|

President of Dumbness, Iron Man, and BrosephBot show up.

Iron Man: We want to express our gratitude! ^_^

BrosephBot !pwns Iron Man and President of Dumbness and then gives Bro a rotten apple and leaves.

Bro: -___________________________-

Mario: Let's go to my igloo for PIE!!! ^_^

The Party: YAY!

The Party goes to Mario's igloo. Everyone gets one piece of pie, but Mario gets an entire pie.

Bro: Uh... I think you have a little more than us. :/

Mario: Oh... I'll fix that!

Mario eats his pie except for one piece.

Bro: -_____________________-

Saraapril breaks out of the freezer and runs away.

Mario: Aww...

Pete: Harr harr harr. You'll never save Joseph! >:P

Mario fills his igloo with TNT and then lights it all, but Pete teleports away. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Bro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Everyone gets caught by the sun's orbit, including Mario's puffles.

Sun: Hay look! FOOOOOOD! :O

The Sun eats The Party and Mario's puffles.

Sun: BLEH!

Mario: :S

The Sun spits them all back to Igloo Lane.

Chill: Hey, what happened to your mansion?

The mansion springs up outta nowhere.

Mario: I liked mah igloo better sooo I have it so my mansion only appears when mah igloo gets destroyed :3

Mario shoves the mansion back down. Suddenly a bunch of construction workers with "I HEART PIE" shirts come and start rebuilding Mario's Igloo.

Box Dragon: DINNER!!! >:D

Brook: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHCABOB!

Box Dragon teleports The Party into the Box Dimension.

Boss: Box Dragon
Penquino: Help meh guys D:

Mario: I know! If we unplug the cord the cage will open! Logic doesn't say we can't do that :3

Box Dragon: No you won't! RAWR!

York: My line!

York gets taken back to her cage. Meanwhile, Box Dragon shoots fire boxes at The Party.

Brook: OW! I've been toasted!

Brook falls off the edge.

Mario: Almost had me OUCH.

Mario trips on a box and falls off.

Chill: RUUUUN!

Chill runs for the portal but hits a box and faints. Bro jumps off the edge and comes up in a UFO and flies across the screen.

Box Dragon: UFO! Must! Get!

Bro comes in another UFO and bombs Box Dragon.

Box Dragon: >_<

BEN: Chicken chicken I'm a chicken!

BEN falls on Box Dragon's head and they both tumble into the abyss. Wah wah wah!

Mario: We're back!

Brook: YAYZ!

A brick falls on Brook and he falls back down. Chill unplugs the cord and the Floro Sprout disappears and the bottom of the cage disappears too and Penquino falls out.

Bro: Punctuation was severely needed in that part :|

PT: ......... faceleaf

Penquino: I'm saved ^_^

Chapter 6: Jonneh the Johnny of Johnieness (?)
Scorn Intermission

Scorn: NO! NO NO NO!!!!

Scorn stomps the floor really hard.

Endermaboodle: Scorn, be careful! Remember your blood pressure! D:

Scorn: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!

Scorn engulfs the room in flames.

Endermaboodle: Now I know how a Pop-Tart feels...

Endermaboodle faints again.

Intermission Over

A box portal appears at the Beach and spits The Party out. Suddenly they all get ran over by Leland Turbo.

Leland Turbo: Good day chaps! It is I, the one, the only, LELAND TURBO!

Timothy Cheeto Stooferfloop III comes by in giant form and steps on Leland.

Leland Turbo: Medic... >_<

The WAAmbulance comes and hauls Leland away.

Mario: It's you! >:O

POOF!

Pete: I got another friend of you- HEY MY NAME IS PETE AGAIN! ._.

Pete holds up the cage containing Johnny.

Johnny: Help! D:

Chill: We'll save you Johnny! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Chill crashes into a wall.

Pete: I'm outta here!

Pete disappears. But he leaves behind train tracks.

Mario: I know, we just gotta follow the train tracks and stuff!

Bro: Lucky for me I have a train!

Bro pulls a train out of his pocket and everyone rides it onto the train tracks.

9001 hours later...

Everyone: Zzz...

Bro: Huh?

The train falls off a cliff into a huge ravine and is destroyed.

Chill: Ow...

Dray Goon: Mwahahaha it's me and stuff... And I am back! And I have an awesome castle with me! But I won't need it for this fight! And stuff! RAWR!

York: MY LINE!

York smacks Dray Goon and teleports back into her cage.

Dray Goon: And I have Johnny! Because you won't fight Timothy Cheeto Stooferfloop III! Because he has Joseph!

Mario: Grr... Don't remind me.

PT smacks Dray Goon with a pencil.

Dray Goon: PETE! You won't fight Pete!

PT: That's better.

Boss: Dray Goon
Brook: Let's make these train parts to use :)

Penquino gives Brook a Saraapril Flu Shot.

Brook: YOW! WHUWHUZZATFER?

LMGT kicks a wheel at Dray Goon.

Dray Goon: Ouch! Hey, watch it?

Dray Goon toasts everybody but they block it with a train door and suddenly bury him under a ton of train parts.

Mario: Hehehe :3

Chill: And now the finishing touch! !pwn Dray Goon

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Dray Goon.

LM96Bot rummages through the junk and !pwns Dray Goon.

Dray Goon: AW C'MON! I JUST WANT A FAIR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! *twink*

Iron Man appears.

Iron Man: AHHH! NO MORE TWINKIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

LMGT: :O

Iron Man explodes.

LMGT: After this adventure, I'm going to hoard Twinkies. :/

Johnny's cage appears. Bro tosses the key into the lock perfectly and it even unlocks itself.

Johnny: Nice shot Broseef KD

Penquino: KD

Bro: :| I'm not Broseef -.-

Chapter 7: NO TIME FOR ALL THIS CYLLY SILLINESS
Everyone climbs out of the ravine and slides on the train tracks to the Town where they explode.

Jet Pack Guy: Pwoosh!

Chill: Hai, Jet Pack Guy.

Rookie: I like pie!

Dot: dot dot dot

Rookie: KD

Brook: YAYZ! We get to save Cylly! :D

Fourth Wall: OW!

Timothy Cheeto Stooferfloop III: I can haz Joseph :3

Mario: >:| !pwn Pete


 * poof*

Pete: Aw man my name!

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Pete.

Pete gets !pwned but takes Joseph with him.

Mario: Dumb little dragon... >:|

LMGT: Hey guys, look what Scorn left out!

LMGT points to the table outside the Coffee Shop. A note on it says "SCORN'S CRUMPETS! DON'T EAT! Failure to comply will result in a thorough roasting".

Johnny: We probably shou-

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats the crumpets and the Party runs away to the Forest. Suddenly... THE GROUND OPENS UP!

The Party: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Penquino: I bet the crumpets were connected to the ground up there!

They crash deep into a dark cave.

Endermaboodle: Halloooo...

Endermaboodle steals LMGT's donut.

LMGT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You'll pay! >:(

Boss: Endermaboodle
Endermaboodle throws pink snowflake cereal at The Party. Cuz that's what he does.

Chill: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Everyone runs over Endermaboodle.

Endermaboodle: Prnmf

Endermaboodle disappears and then reappears holding Chill's Party Hat.

Chill: That's the last straw!

Mario pulls on a straw. The ground opens up again and a Thunder Blade falls on Endermaboodle and he disappears but drops LMGT's donut and Chill's party hat.

Johnny: That was easy.

To be continued...