A (Not So) Winning battle

(One day, Mario was in the RPG battle arena when he saw someone familiar) (Mario looks again) (Mario runs) (They head into town where Billybob is giving a speech) (Billybob turns around) (Everybody points at Mario) (The detonator team head to the top of the volcano and Billybob heads to the docks and onto the cruise ship) (Chill stuffs the entrance with rock) (They transform the volcano inside into a nuclear weapons hideout) (Johnny builds a couple mini-spaceship nuclear launchers) (Billybob jumps in and Broseph locks the top of the volcano) (Billybob flies into the air) (Billybob comes back with Happy) (Chill shoots Happy and explodes) (Billybob runs to town hall and kills everyone in it) (Billybob disables all weapons) (Broseph time travels the group to 2005) (Brook teleports back) (All of nutsville is decorated in "All hail Billybob" signs) (Mariocrossing rockets into the air) (Broseph teleports the group to Penguin City)
 * Mario: I musta be dreamin'
 * Mario: Imma naut dreamin'...
 * Mario: Guys! I saw Billybob!
 * Chill: O_O
 * Broseph: Wadda we do?!?!
 * Johnny: Umm... you're usually the one that fields that question :|
 * Broseph: I dunno everything...
 * Chill: Let's rage war!
 * Mariocrossing: Or, we can talk it out!
 * Johnny: No.
 * Mariocrossing: Why?
 * Brook: Billybob doesn't like to negotitate.
 * Mario: Nor is he a hippie :P
 * Broseph: :|
 * Billybob: And, that's how I founded Cp...
 * Broseph: LIAR!!
 * Billybob: Chill! Mario! Johnny! And those other idiots...
 * Broseph: What're you doing on MY island!??!
 * Billybob: Why, it's rightfully MINE!
 * Billybob: You fools destroyed Club Penguin!!
 * Johnny: No...
 * Mario: What?
 * Chill: I declare war!!!
 * Broseph: Choose your battlegrounds!!!
 * Brook: Where are the rest of the guys?
 * Chill: At the beach.
 * Broseph: HEY GUYS!!!!!
 * LMGT: HI!!!
 * Billybob: Get this over with already!
 * Brook: :|
 * Mariocrossing: Look! There's an entrance into the volcano!
 * Broseph: Yeah!
 * Broseph: For a change. :P
 * Mario: We should turn the inside of the volcano into a hideout...
 * Broseph: Yep.
 * Johnny: I have an Idea....
 * Brook: ?
 * Chill: :)
 * Broseph: Uhh guys? Billybob is at the top of the volcano!
 * Billybob: Face my banning powers!
 * BrosephBot: Command auto. Now !bundlepwning Billybob...
 * Billybob: O_O
 * Brook: We have to put this place on lockdown!
 * Broseph: We'll leave. We'll leave here with a time bomb set to go off while we patrol the island.
 * All: Ok.
 * Billybob: I'm ba-
 * Billybob: >:(
 * Billybob I still have my revenge ways!!!
 * Billybob: Mawahaha!!! I'm in charge!! >:D
 * All: O_O
 * Billybob: Time for the overhall...
 * Broseph: Like hell!
 * Chill: Why are we here?
 * Broseph: To kill Billybob...
 * Johnny: Where's Mariocrossing?
 * Mario: I dunno. He's not mah clone!
 * Broseph: WHAT... THE... A-BOMBS!?
 * Chill: What did Mariocrossing do!!?!??!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
 * Mariocrossing: I negotiated.
 * Mario: >:(
 * Johnny: !Bundlepwn Mariocrossing!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !Bundlepwning Mariocrossing1...
 * Mariocrossing: O_O
 * Billybob: I rule!
 * Broseph: -___________________-
 * Broseph: We'll stay here until we gain enough artillery to defeat Billybob...

The End (For now)