The Cow Mall/Mr Cow2's Useless Products

WELCOME to Mr Cow2's Useless Products! If you're bored, and why to buy something absolutely useless, then come here!

If you order an item over IRC, then you get the item half-off.

Shop Goals
Tips are now open! The mascots will arrive too!
 * 11 Items: Items start going into storage.
 * Nobody Bought It Clearance Sale: Max's Severed Head

Purchase
Contribs  21:20, 14 August 2016 (UTC)
 * 5 toilet papers and 1 hand controlled by feet -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 21:23, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
 * both plz -- Chill57181     Talk    Contribs   21:23, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
 * All. --The derp cadence pin club puffle.png Mrdave921 Talk to the vice-chairman of Moon Island here!  Working on a mall!  The derp cadence pin club puffle.png 22:43, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
 * Foot-Controlled Game Controller. At first, i readed Food-Controlled by accident :P --Avatar quackerpingu.png    Quackerpingu   (talk).  Click here to visit my mall :)   Quacker.png 05:17, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
 * i wanna shoot deh horsey mask -- Chill57181     <font face="Impact"><font color = "EAA000">Talk    <font face="Impact"><font color = "FF8400">Contribs   13:14, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
 * gimmie all these useless stuff --NevadaFlag.png Yoshi  11  |  Yes!  16:20, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
 * All plz -- A q u a m a r i n a 1 4 (Talk) 16:40, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
 * All that i didn't order yet. -- Shadow Walrus Hubert U. Pengumin Avatar quackerpingu.png <font face="Impact">   Quackerpingu   (talk).  Click here to visit my mall :)   Quacker.png 17:34, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
 * Horse mask shooter -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 21:34, 8 August 2015 (UTC)
 * (Not So) Useless Bot -- A q u a m a r i n a 1 4 (Talk) 11:39, 11 August 2015 (UTC)
 * Useless Bot --Avatar quackerpingu.png <font face="Impact">  Quackerpingu   (talk).  Click here to visit my mall :)   Quacker.png 12:42, 11 August 2015 (UTC)
 * stick and the bawt -- <font face="Impact"><font color = "FF8400">Chill57181     <font face="Impact"><font color = "EAA000">Talk    <font face="Impact"><font color = "FF8400">Contribs   14:46, 13 August 2015 (UTC)
 * The bot and the game controller plz Datbubblegumdoe (talk) 00:51, 25 August 2015 (UTC)
 * 2 of the orb that does nothing plz -- Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 19:53, 14 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Wow that orb looks really useful I think I'll take one -- <font face="Impact"><font color = "FF8400">Chill57181     <font face="Impact"><font color = "EAA000">Talk    <font face="Impact">
 * Everything I don't have. --NevadaFlag.png Yoshi  11  |  Yes!  22:14, 14 August 2016 (UTC)
 * The Orb That Does Abosolutely Nothing --Avatar quackerpingu.png <font face="Impact">  Quackerpingu   (talk).  Click here to visit my mall :)   Quacker.png 04:26, 15 August 2016 (UTC)
 * orb plz elfarcher123 biding will happen soon (talk) 23:46, 17 August 2016 (UTC)
 * the head and I was going to get it half off remember cow elfarcher123 biding will happen soon (talk) 04:19, 23 August 2016 (UTC)
 * the new item --Avatar quackerpingu.png <font face="Impact">  Quackerpingu   (talk).   Quackermall   NO.   Chum Bucket   The Quackworks   Quackerpingu.png 08:18, 30 August 2016 (UTC)
 * Foot-Controller, High-Quality Stick, and The Orb
 * Giant Ball of Lint --Avatar quackerpingu.png <font face="Impact">  Quackerpingu   (talk).   Quackermall   NO.   Chum Bucket   The Quackworks   Quackerpingu.png 08:57, 28 September 2016 (UTC)