Bro Mall/Stage/Script

Mailman Mayhem

Bro leaves on vacation, so he leaves Jack and Kevin in charge of the mall. While he's gone, they must make items, fufill orders, and then-such. Can they do it? I didn't think so either, but let's find out!

Script
One day, Bro was busily making items when he got a phone call.

Chill: Yo Bro! We’re goin’ to the cove in case you’re interested.

Awkward silence

Chill: Well? Are ya?

Bro: Sure! I’ll be right there in…

Bro checks his watch to see how much time he has.

Bro: In an hour! Cya!

Chill: Kbai then.

Chill hangs up and Bro runs into the Bro Mall’s “Employees Only” room where Jack and Kevin are sitting.

Jack: Wadda you want now?

Kevin: What he meant was: Hi boss!

Bro: Yo. I gotta go on a little trip. I’ll be back in a while. While I’m gone, I want you to be in charge of the mall. Kay thanks bai!

Bro runs out of the room and slams the door behind him.

Jack: That means I’m in charge, squirt.

Kevin: Ok boss!

Jack checks the to-do list Bro left on the desk.

Jack: Hmmph. It says we have to fix the dome and there’s already a crane there. Oh boy…

Kevin: It shouldn’t be that hard!

Jack: SHUT UP! Now let’s go, squirt.

Kevin: EEK! Yes, boss!

They run up to the roof where new glass panels and the crane is waiting.

Jack: You do it, squirt. I’m gonna take a nap.

Kevin: Ok boss!

Kevin jumps in the little crane and picks up a glass piece and speeds around to the other side of the mall to install it but he accidentally drops it.

Jack: KEVIN!

Kevin: Sorry boss! Slip of the hook!

Jack: Hmph.

Jack falls back to sleep and Kevin drops another glass sheet on Brook, who was walking by.

Brook: WHAT THE?

Jack peers over the roof and looks at Brook who’s covered in glass.

Jack: Sorry sir, very… slippy hook. Now move along! NOW!

Brook: Fine. Don’t expect me to come back here…

Brook leaves and Kevin drops ANOTHER glass piece from the crane.

Kevin: Sorry boss! Slip of the hook!

Jack: Grr…

Jack tries to go back to sleep but he hears another piece of glass fall and shatter from the crane hook.

Kevin: Sorry boss! Slip of the-

Jack: Hook. I get it.

Kevin swings over to grab the last slab but accidentally drops it in Jack’s coffee and donuts.

Jack: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYGE!

Jack shoves Kevin and himself through the glass dome, down the open atrium, and through the glass floor over the subway, where they get crushed by a zooming subway train.

Mario: Whoops! Sorry about that!

Jack and Kevin stammer back to the “Employees Only” room to see the next iten on the list.

Jack: Make items. Great.

Kevin: Ooo! Exciting!

Jack and Kevin head to the Item Processing Room, where it shows 3 item manufacturing systems: MS Paint, GIMP, and Paint.NET

Jack: Bro says he uses Paint a lot. Let’s try MS Paint!

Kevin: Umm boss, don’t you think it’s Paint.NET?

Jack: SHADDUP! I know what I’m doing!

Kevin: EEK! Sorry boss!

So, Jack selects the “MS Paint” option, and gets to work. Of course they’ve never seen Bro’s items before.

Kevin: Let’s get to work!

They do item-making for about an hour, but realize the items stink.

Jack: Oh man. Oh well, next on the list?

They read the list which they took with them.

Kevin: Oh boy! Move items to storage!

Jack: Oh no. Bro keeps saying this is the hardest thing he has to do…

Kevin: It’ll be fun!

The troublesome two waddle into the storage room, where there are tons of boxes that need to be stacked.

Jack: GET TO WORK! I gotta work on my manicure.

Kevin: Sure thing boss!

Kevin stacks the boxes quickly, but doesn’t notice the “This Side Up” tags.

Jack: Wow, that was fast! I’m outta here, Bye!

Kevin: See ya later boss!

Jack runs out of the mall. But when he gets to the parking lot, Bro waddles toward him.

Jack: Umm… hello boss! Umm… what a nice day it is today! Did you umm… have fun sir?

Bro: Yes…

Bro walks in the mall with Jack following him, where they meet Kevin in the storage room.

Kevin: Hi bosses!

Bro: Hi kevi- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THESE BOXES? THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE “This Side Up”!

Kevin: Sorry boss!

Jack: Let’s move on to the items. They should be good.

The group of 3 waddle into the Item Making room, where the items’ paint is dry.

Bro: You used MS Paint didn’t you?

Kevin: Yes, boss! Just as you like!

Bro: IT’S PAINT.NET FOOL!

Kevin: Sorry boss!

Jack: I think this is over… I’m outta here!

Bro: Nope. I wanna see the dome first!

Jack: *Gulp*

The group of 3 waddle into the atrium where the glass is shattered. But before Bro notices, Kevin falls into the subway and gets hit by a train.

Kevin: Help me bossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro: Meh.

Jack: Let’s go!

Bro: Meh, ok.

While Bro is walking out, he finally notices the shattered dome.

Bro: What is this?

Jack: Nothing…

Bro: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYGE!

Jack: I’m outta here!

Bro: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYGE!

Bro chases Jack out of the Bro Mall and over a cliff where he lands on Djf.

Djf: !oW

Jack: Oh the indignity…

Bro: Now THAT’s a happy ending!

The End. Now where's my paycheck?