(Not So) Elite Penguin Force: Johnny's Mansion

Prologue: Johnny Winz A Mansion! YAY!
Johnny: Err, OK...

Parakarry arrives at Johnny’s mailbox.

Parakarry: YAY! I’m in a story again! Anywayz, MAIL CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111

Parakarry gets hit with a tomato. He flies away.

Johnny: Wut did I get... Bill, Bill, Bill, here you go!

Johnny hands some mail to Billy the Exterminator.

A Different Larry: Stolen from MY stories! >:(

Johnny: Rats! Ooh, I won a mansion in a contest that I never even entered! :O

Johnny calls Chill, Mario, Hat, LMGT, and Jam and invites them all to the mansion. Meanwhile, at the mansion...

Mario: Scary woods :(

Mario gets picked up by King Boo.

Mario: HELP MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 1: THERE ARE SCARY THINGZ HERE
Penquino: WHY CAN’T I BE IN THIS STO-

Penquino gets teleported to somewhere in the mansion.

Hat: HEY! THAT RAT STOLE MY BUNNY EARS!

Hat chases the rat into the mansion.

LMGT: C’mon Jam, the others are being lazy. Let’s explore!

LMGT and Jam enter the mansion.

Johnny: Get to us already! Yeesh! >:(

Shy Guy: Sorry...

Chill: OH NOEZ! EET IS SHY GUY AND HIS MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE REFERENCES! D:

All of a sudden, Johnny gets an FP Meter.

Johnny: Darn! ...Well, I guess Shy Guy always causes trouble.

Shy Guy is too busy eating pretzels to notice Johnny’s previous statement. Luckily, he gets gobbled up by PT but survives.

Everyone except Shy Guy: RATS!

PT: I is teh new authorz! YAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAAYYAYYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYA!

Anyways, Chill and Johnny enter the mansion.

Johnny: Hey PT, can you take away mah FPz?

PT attempts to erase Johnny’s FP, but Shy Guy stopz him.

Johnny: RATS!

PT: And I thought I was only going to do the Paper Chill stories… Me is a fan-favoright :D

PT does an odd dance.

A Boo floats by but he doesn’t notice the (not so) awesome duo.

Chill: HEY!

PT: What? *whistles*

Chill: ...

Odd noises are heard outside. Johnny and Chill rush to investigate and almost get hit by a limo.

Johnny: WATCH IT!

Watchitt: That’s my line, so you better WATCHITT!

Johnny: RATS! ...Why are we saying rats so much?

The limo explodes and a penguin’s shadow flies into one of the mansion’s windows.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Johnny and Chill run around like headless chickens. Another limo runs them over.

Johnny: Ow... We should probably go back inside the mansion >_<

E. Gadd: Egad! Wait!

E. Gadd appears out of nowhere and gets two of the Ghoul Detectors (with the suit). The duo puts them on, then what’s left of them reverts to their normal outfits for some odd reason.

Chill: How is this gonna help?

E. Gadd: OOPS!

E. Gadd gives Johnny a vacuum cleaner. It is very low-quality, and appears to be drawn in MS Paint.

Johnny: ...

E. Gadd: I had to rush on the appearance, but it still works perfect.

The duo pushes E. Gadd into a lake of poison water and they run into the mansion again.

E. Gadd: NOOOOOOOO! THE SODA IS GETTING MEH!

Meanwhile, inside the mansion...

Johnny: This story will be fun!

Johnny steps to the side and easily avoids the Fourth Wall.

Fourth Wall: OW! Hard mansion floors scare me...

The Fourth Wall disappears.

Chill: Hey, I never noticed, but there is rooms hear!

The duo enters a random door.

???: Clicky...

Johnny turns on his flashlight and sees a white version of Klutzy.

Albino Klutzy: Clicky click >_< (I’m Ghost Klutzy!)

PT: Oops.

Boss: Ghost Klutzy
Ghost Klutzy: Clicky click!

A Nintendo DSi appears in Chill’s hands.

E. Gadd: Egad! This is the Nintendo DSi, and it can do stuffs. So, yeah.

Chill: I thought I pushed you into the poison water >_<

E. Gadd: Yeah, but this guy made out of toilet paper got me out!

Chill: ...

Chill turns off the Communication App.

Chill: Ooh, it’s an iPhone!

Chill takes a picture of Ghost Klutzy.

Ghost Klutzy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: Yay, I has me a library :D

Ghost Klutzy: Click :( (Now my HP is exposed!) (25/25)

Johnny: He’s strong for the first boss...

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Ghost Klutzy: Clicktityshaguboaelbgoajgoaeuth BLAGIGAGGGAGAGG! (20/25)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghost Klutzy: Blagaigagagagaggagggag! (15/25)

Ghost Klutzy > Oh Snap

Chill: YOW! (5/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Ghost Klutzy: Clicky OWWWW! (10/25)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ghost Klutzy: Click......clickity........oww.....blagiagag... (5/25)

Ghost Klutzy > Oh Snap

Chill: ...Whoops. (0/10)

Chill falls over.

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Ghost Klutzy: BLAGIAGAGAGGAGGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (0/25)

Ghost Klutzy turns to normal briefly and then explodes. Chill is revived.

Battle over! 15/100 star points earned!

Chapter 2: Ooh, A List!
A key appears. The duo grab it and run out of the room.

Chill: Hey, I can use Party Hat Poke now! :D

CREEEAK!

Johnny: The floor here is unstable... LETZ BRAKE IT!

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.

Chill dropkicks Goombario into the poison water lake.

Goombario: Purple soda @_@

Johnny rips up the floor and finds a list. He reads it.

Johnny: All I can make out is “Manufacturing list”, “Purple People Eaters”, and “(Not So) Legal Eagles”. The rest is splotched with ketchup. Huh?

Chill is eating a hamburger and is dripping ketchup everywhere.

Chill: Oops.

Johnny: CHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Chill throws a steaming hot bowl of chili at Johnny.

Johnny: YOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny flies up into the air in pain.

Chill: Works every time ^_^

Johnny lands and tosses Chill’s hamburger into the poison water lake.

Chill: RATS!

A directory of the mansion falls from the ceiling. Johnny reads it.

Johnny: So, there is an office and bathroom on this floor... Along with a “useless room” we fought Klutzy in.

Johnny unlocks the office and they poke around in there.

Chill: Nothing in here. Might as we-

Chill accidentally shines his flashlight and sees Ghost Businessbot!

Chill: :O

Ghost Businessbot: HEY! Oh, and about the ghost thing, King Boo did that just so we would fit in with the story... >_< So we’re pretty much palette swaps.

Chill: Kthxbai.

Boss: Businessbot
Johnny > Wigtastic!

Businessbot: (sarcastically, but nobody notices) Ow. (???/???)

Chill > Nintendo DSi

E. Gadd appears on screen.

E. Gadd: Egad! This is Businessbot, a strange species of robot known as a cog. Max HP is 50, attack is 2. He has been employed by King Boo to stop you. He is also invincible unless you use pies or seltzer bottles.

Businessbot > Finger Wag

Chill: lolwut (8/10)

Dog: ELLO JELLO!

Dog hands Johnny some pies and Chill some seltzer bottles.

Businessbot: Uh oh... (50/50)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: OW! (45/50)

Chill > Meet Mr. Seltzer

Businessbot: Marfle! (41/50)

Businessbot > Clip-On Tie

Chill: You’re weaker then Klutzy ^_^ (6/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: OW! (36/50)

Chill > Meet Mr. Seltzer

Chill: I love that attack name ^_^

Businessbot: That water is messing up my circuits! (32/50)

Businessbot > Get More Cogs

Businessbot whistles. Suddenly a Purple People Eater and (Not So) Legal Eagle appear.

Purple People Eater > Storm Cloud

A storm cloud appears over Chill. It rains, and Chill falls into a blue hole that appeared randomly.

Chill: Wow. That’s just SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It hurts though. (3/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

(Not So) Legal Eagle throws a plastic bird at Chill.

Chill: Lolwut (2/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: ACK! (27/50)

Chill > Nintendo DSi

E. Gadd: Egad! That’s a Purple People Eater, a type of cog. Max HP is 15 and attack is 3. Some people say this is based off an old song, but I highly doubt it.

Businessbot > Finger Wag

Chill: OH NOEZ! SORRY JONNEH! (0/10)

Chill explodes and drops his Nintendo DSi. Johnny picks it up.

Purple People Eater > Storm Cloud

Johnny: AHH! (7/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: Was that a breeze, or was it your attack? (6/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: AHH! (22/50)

Chill is suddenly revived.

Businessbot: Wh-wh-wha?

Chill: Life Hallo-weiner. (5/10)

Businessbot: B-b-but how?

Chill: I heart E-Bay ^_^

Chill takes his Nintendo DSi back.

Chill > Nintendo DSi

E. Gadd: Egad! That’s a (Not So) Legal Eagle, a type of cog. Max HP is 15, attack is 1. Apparently he has been arrested 78 times in the past 3 months. He’s really weak.

Businessbot > Clip-On Tie

Chill: Um...Ow? (8/10)

Purple People Eater > Storm Cloud

Chill: Ahh! Why are they targeting me! (5/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Chill: Errrr... It still doesn’t hurt. (4/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: Uh oh! (17/50)

Chill > Meet Mr. Seltzer

Businessbot: Ugh... (13/50)

Businessbot > Finger Wag

Chill: EEP! (2/10)

Purple People Eater > Storm Cloud

Chill: SUPER FIST OF THE PARTY HAT PENGUIN: MESSUP!

Purple People Eater gets struck by thunder.

Purple People Eater: GAH! (10/15)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Chill: That (not so) hurts. Err, that didn’t fit right... (1/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: OW! (8/50)

Chill > Meet Mr. Seltzer

Businessbot: I am error... WHOA! I used robot talk! :O (4/50)

Businessbot > Finger Wag

Chill puts on earmuffs.

Purple People Eater > Storm Cloud

Chill gets an umbrella.

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Chill pulls out a shield.

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: BLAGIAGAGAGGAGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (0/50)

Businessbot turns to normal and explodes.

Chill > Meet Mr. Seltzer

Purple People Eater: NOOOOOOO! (6/15)

Purple People Eater > Storm Cloud

Chill: Hey! You ruined my umbrella! ...Whoops. (0/10)

Chill explodes.

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: ... (5/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Purple People Eater: Haha ^_^ (1/15)

Purple People Eater > Storm Cloud

Johnny: Dwa! (2/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: Uh oh... (1/10)

Johnny > Items > Hallo-weiner

Johnny eats a Hallo-weiner.

Johnny: :P (10/10)

Purple People Eater > Storm Cloud

Johnny: U failz (7/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: U failz again (6/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Johnny: Super Fist of the Awesome Wig Penguin: Mega Splatter!

(Not So) Legal Eagle: Whoa!! (10/15)

Purple People Eater gets splattered, enough to lose 1 HP. He explodes.

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: You’re WEEEEEAK (5/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

(Not So) Legal Eagle: OW! (5/15)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: Bleh! (4/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

(Not So) Legal Eagle: NOOOOOOOOOO! (0/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle explodes and drops a key.

BATTLE OVER! 30/100 star points earned.

Johnny grabs the key and exits.

Chapter 3: The Smelly Duo
Johnny: Oh gre- CHILL?

Chill: I found half a Hallo-weiner :D

Johnny: I’m low on HP… Hey! A ? Block!

Johnny hits it and gets a Hallo-weiner. He eats it. A leaf blows in and hits his face.

Johnny: Ow. Anyways, that was weird... I’ve never seen those other robots before. I knew about Businessbot but... Does it have something to do with that list we found? Or maybe even connected with a future story? Meh... WHO CAREZ!

Rex: Roar I’m scary.

Chill: No you’re not.

Rex: Aww :(

Rex leaves. A pumpkin appears and klonks Johnny on the head. He falls over.

Johnny: HEY!

Random Squirrel: Heehee!

Johnny goes to unlock the bathroom, but it doesn’t work. Johnny notices the key is plastic and has “Fisher-Price” written on it.

Johnny: ...

Chill: Let’s go check out that useless room!

They go back in and open the closet. A Dry Bones runs out and chases them out of the room.

Chill: HE GAVE MEH A HEART ATTACK! Oh wait...

They enter again and smash his head off with a random hammer.

Dry Bones: OW!

Johnny: Look! Zee real key!

Johnny takes it and they go outside. Broseph crashes through the ceiling.

Broseph: What are you guys doing in my mansion?

Johnny: Uh, I won it.

Broseph: No, I won it!

FLASHBACK!

Chill: Congratz! 1st place is... MARWEEOH!

Mario: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Chill: You win… Mickey Mouse to be your friend for life!

Mario: O_O

Chill: 2nd place is... PEN-QUEE-NOH!

Penquino: :D

Chill: You win... A Halloween inflatable!

A Halloween inflatable springs up and tosses Penquino into space.

Chill: And 3rd place is... Broseph!

Broseph: Woo!

Chill: You win… A boring old mansion! With some dark matter in the basement, sooo be careful.

END FLASHBACK!

Chill: Oh… I remember that.

Johnny throws Broseph back into space orbit again.

Broseph: RATS!

The duo unlocks the bathroom and they see Wario inside. There is also a familiar hat in the toilet.

Jam: HELP ME! WARIO STUFFED ME IN ZEE TOILET!

Chill: No! You spammed me with e-cards in the last story!

Jam: Please?

Chill: KK

Chill pulls Jam out but Wario stuffs him back in and flushes it. It gets clogged.

Jam: HELP!

Johnny: It looks like we need to defeat Wario first...

Boss: Wario
Johnny: Wario is holding the toilet in defense! That means we’ll attack Jam instead of Wario!

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Jam: Don’t worry, I closed the toilet seat.

Wario: WAA! That’s not supposed to happen! (40/45)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jam: Ow. (9/10)

Wario: NOOOOOOOO! (35/45)

Chill: Why aren’t you white-colored, like the other bosses?

Wario: ...Because I’m-a cool, and you’re-a not. Deal with it.

Wario > Toxic

Wario lets out a huge fart.

EVERYONE HAS BEEN POISONED AND WILL TAKE 1 DAMAGE FOR 3 TURNS!

Johnny: Ewww! (9/10, Poisoned for 2 turns)

Chill: Gross! (4/10, Poisoned for 2 turns)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAA! (30/45)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: OW! (25/45)

Jam: Ow. (8/10)

Wario > Burp

Wario drinks lots of soda and burps at Chill.

Chill: Rats! And I have poison too! (2/10, Poisoned for 1 turn)

Johnny: Smelly... (8/10, Poisoned for 1 turn)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: AHHHHHHHHH! NO!!! (20/45)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: OW! (20/45)

Jam: Ugh! (7/10)

Wario > Burp

Chill: Noooooooooooooo! (0/10)

Johnny: No moar poison :D (7/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: I will beat you >:D (15/45)

Wario > Burp

Johnny: You’re disgusting! (6/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: :( (10/45)

Wario > Burp

Johnny: EWWWWWWWWW (5/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: I’m finished :( (5/45)

Wario > Burp

Johnny: Gross! (4/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: AHHHHHHHH! (0/45)

Wario explodes and drops the toilet to its normal position.

Jam: Thanks! Err, I’m gross…

One quick shower later…

Jam: Anyways, I’m joining you.

JAM JOINED THE PARTY!

BATTLE OVER! 45/100 star points earned.

Chapter 4: The Return of a (Not So) Scary Guy
A key appears, and Johnny grabs it. The duo exits, dragging Chill along. Johnny reads the mansion directory.

Johnny: OK, so there is a laboratory, and a boiler room. This key probably unlocks the lab, but first we need to find a ? Block.

Johnny unlocks the lab anyway.

Jam: A ? Block!!!

Jam hits it and stuffs the Hallo-weiner into Chill’s mouth.

Chill: EWWWWWWWWWWW IT’S SO SMELLY! Oh, I woke up ^_^ Hai Jam.

The now trio heads for the lab.

Johnny: OH NO! I LOST TEH KEYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111

Jam kicks the door open.

Johnny: How convenient ^_^

Jam: facepalm

They enter and see Gary with a Floro Sprout. He is building an odd contraption that looks similar to Ben.

Johnny: ?

Chill: ?

Jam: ?

IDK: ?

Johnny dropkicks IDK – and he crashes into Gary.

Gary: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Miniboss: Floro Sproutered Gary
Chill: ...That sounds dumb.

Johnny: IKR?

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Gary: AHHHHH! (???/???)

Chill > Nintendo DSi

E. Gadd: Egad! That’s Gary. Max HP is 20 and attack is 3. He got floro sproutered into building some whatchamacallit... Err...

Gary: :O (15/20)

Gary > Formula Smash

A formula appears out of nowhere and breaks on Johnny’s head.

Johnny: OH TEH PAINZ! ARRRRRRGH! (1/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Gary: OW! (10/20)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111

Gary: ARGH! (5/20)

Gary > Steal HP

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/10)

Gary: Haha ^_^ (15/20)

Jam appears.

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Gary: BLAH! (10/20)

Jam > E-Card Spam

Gary: OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! E-CARDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/20)

Gary > Formula Smash

Johnny: Durr... (0/10)

Johnny explodes.

Jam: *gulp*

Jam > Stick 'N' Slip

Gary slips on some jelly.

Gary: URK! (2/20)

Gary > Steal HP

Jam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/10)

Jam explodes.

Gary: MAWAHAWHAWHHAWAHAHHAAHHHh *cough cough cough*

GAME OV-

PT eats the Game Over screen.

Gary: Wha?

PT > Leaf Slap

Gary: D’oh! (3/20)

Gary > HP Steal

PT : ... (90/100)

Gary: BWAHAHA- WUT???????? (13/20)

PT > Leaf Slap

Gary: ARGH! (4/20)

Gary > HP Steal

PT: You’re weak ^_^ (80/100)

Gary: >:( (14/20)

A few hours later...

PT: GRRRRRR! I GIVE UP! (10/100)

Gary: >:P (20/20)

PT: LAST DITCH ATTEMPT!

Gary: O_O

PT: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: MAJIDE TIME! :D

Gary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Meanwhile, in Majide Time...

Gary: -OOOOOOOO!

Elmo: It’s time for Sesame Street!

Gary: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

Gary: Yowch!

They go to the stage.

Random Guy In A Tuxedo: And now, Peter Tarantula Piranha will be playing THE ELMO’S WORLD THEME!!!!!!

Gary: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

PT starts playing it very bad.

Gary: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

A few gazillion rocks later...

PT and Gary are transported out of Majide Time. Johnny, Chill, and Jam are normal again.

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Gary: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/20)

Gary’s Floro Sprout falls off.

Gary: Huh? Where am I? ...AHHHHHH! SCARY MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary runs back to the Command Room.

BATTLE OVER! 55/100 star points earned.

Suddenly, the... thingie... springs to life :O

Ben-like whatchamacallit: BRAWRAHORUFSEHSOUFHAOEUELSFSOAUFOUASEFHOU *cough cough*

Johnny: dot dot dot

Chill: IKR

???: Help! I’m trapped in this closet!

The Ben-like whatchamacallit blocks the door.

Ben-like whatchamacallit: I am Franko! U has to beat meh first!

Chill: Hey! Didn’t we destroy you in the last story?

Franko: I is a fake Franko with a real Leland.

Finn McMissile: DARN!

Finn explodes.

Boss: Franko
Franko: MINIONS!

A (Not So) Legal Eagle and Pirate-Thingie appear.

Pirate-Thingie: ARRRR

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Franko: OW! (???/???)

Chill > Nintendo DSi

E. Gadd: Egad! That’s Franko. Max HP is 60 and attack is 5. He was built by that Gary dude while he was Floro-Sproutered. Although, that’s a genuine Leland Turbo...

Leland: Hi :)

Chill: Ahh shut up.

Leland: Sorry... :(

Franko > The Car Garage Mall

Chill gets crushed by a mall filled with cars.

Chill: YOW! (5/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Chill: FAIL (4/10)

Pirate-Thingie > Run Over With Ship

A cardboard ship runs over Chill.

Chill: ...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! (3/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Franko: AHHH! (50/60)

Chill: Just look what I found on E-Bay... >:)

Chill > Eat It Or Wear It!

Franko gets squashed by a giant chocolate cake.

Franko: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (25/60)

Johnny: 25 damage? :O

Franko > The Car Garage Mall

Chill: Oops. (0/10)

Chill drops his Nintendo DSi. Jam appears and grabs it.

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Jam: AHHHHHH! Oh... Wait... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! (9/10)

Pirate-Thingie > Run Over With Ship

Jam: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! (8/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Franko: AH! (20/60)

Jam > Stick 'N' Slip

Franko: Whoa! (14/60)

Franko > The Car Garage Mall

Jam: Yowch! (5/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Jam: ... (4/10)

Pirate-Thingie > Run Over With Ship

Jam: ... (3/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Franko: NOOOO! (9/60)

Jam > Stick 'N' Slip

Franko: YOWCH! (3/60)

Franko > The Car Garage Mall

Jam: EIYEEEEEEEEEE! (0/10)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: Oh lololol (9/10)

Pirate-Thingie > Run Over With Ship

Johnny: You guys fail. Bye bye! (8/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Franko: BLAGIDAGAGAGGGGGAGAGGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (0/60)

Franko explodes and Leland is dizzy.

Leland: @_@

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: FAIL (7/10)

Pirate-Thingie > Run Over With Ship

Johnny: Super duper fail. (6/10)

Leland: Ooooooooh, bad guys!

Johnny > Wigtastic!

(Not So) Legal Eagle: NOOOOOO! (10/15)

Leland > Annoy

Leland: I LUV DONUTZ!!!!!!!!!!! AND PONYZ AND I LIKE TO WATCH DORA TEH EXPLORAH! WEEEEEEE!

Pirate-Thingie: Stop >:( (5/15)

(Not So) Legal Eagle > Birds

Johnny: Zzzzzzzzzzz..... POP! (5/10)

Pirate-Thingie > Run Over With Ship

Leland: ANNOYING POWAZ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (9001/9001)

Pirate-Thingie: He’s invincible O_o

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Pirate-Thingie: Durr... HEY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE TEH DSI!!!!!!! :O (0/15)

Pirate-Thingie explodes.

Leland > Annoy

Leland: I LIEK PUPPYZ AND RAINBOWZ AND KITTENZ AND YOGURTZ AND ICE CREAMZ AND MONKEYZ AND

(Not So) Legal Eagle: Hurk... Gah..... NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)

(Not So) Legal Eagle explodes. He falls back down but his hands are on springs.

Springy-Hands: Gotcha! (2/15)

Springy-Hands > Spring Punch

Johnny: Ow. (3/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Springy-Hands: AHHHHHH! (0/15)

Springy-Hands explodes. He drops a key.

Chapter 5: (Not So) Scary Scarecrows
???: Umm, you gonna open the closet?

Johnny: Oh yeah, sorry.

Johnny unlocks the closet. A scarecrow jumps out.

Chill: WHO R YEW?

The Scarecrow: I’m Straw, the (Not So) Scary Scarecrow :D LEMME JOIN U PLZ

Straw joined the party!

Johnny: Kewl, we got a pard-ner :D

Jam: I haven’t said anything in this chapter yet…

Goofy: YAY I’M BACK *choke*

Goofy explodes. The door to the boiler room appears.

Chill: Im scared of teh boilah room :(

Johnny: Shut up, it’ll be fine.

Johnny unlocks it.

Johnny: AHHHHHHHHHHH DERES A POLAR BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Herbert: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Straw: WAKE UP, DOOD!

Hay bales fly everywhere.

Herbert: Zzzzzzzzz... *wakes up* No, I’m not gonna wake up. Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

Straw: WAKE UP, DOOD! WAKE UP, DOOD! WAKE UP, DOOD! WAKE UP, DOOD!

Herbert gets covered in hay.

Herbert: Fine, I’ll wake up... HEY IT’S YOU PESKY PENGUINS!

Boss: Herbert
Johnny notices Chill is wearing the 6th Anniversary Hat for this story.

Johnny: How did yew get that before the partay?

Chill: Not So EPF logic rulez :D

Chill accidently swallows the Nintendo DSi.

Jam: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Herbert: Blargle! (60/65)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herbert: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY EARS (55/65)

Straw > WAKE UP, DOOD!

Herbert: AHHHHHH NOT AGAIN!

A hay bale falls on Herbert.

Herbert: >:( (52/65)

Herbert > Earthquake Driller

The earthquake driller shakes the ground.

Johnny: WOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (-5/10)

Chill: JONNEH!

Johnny: Kewl, I’m still alive because it’s naut zero >:P

Herbert: WHAT? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Herbert: AHHHHHHHH! (47/65)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herbert: I SERIOUSLY need to buy some earmuffs :( (42/65)

Straw > WAKE UP, DOOD!

Herbert: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! (39/65)

Herbert > Hot Sauce Squirt

Straw: ITZ HOT (6/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Herbert: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh (34/65)

WATuDOIN: WATuDOIN, Harbutt?

Herbert punches WATuDOIN away.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herbert: Ow! (29/65)

Straw > WAKE UP, DOOD!

Herbert: Pie is ke- (26/65)

Herbert > Hot Sauce Squirt

Straw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (2/10)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Herbert: AWWWWWW MAN!!! (21/65)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT’S OVER 9-

Herbert: Yeah yeah, nine thousand. (16/65)

Chill: YEW INTERUPPTED MEH ATTACK? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

Chill went into rage mode! His attack power is now 9001!

Chill: Now it’s REALLY over 9000! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Straw > WAKE UP, DOOD!

Herbert: >:( (13/65)

Herbert > Souper Dooper

A bowl of chicken noodle soup falls on Chill, causing 10,000,000 damage.

Chill: ... (10/10)

Herbert: OH NOES!

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Herbert: MOMMY! (8/65)

Chill > I HAVE FURY!

Chill: DOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Chill explodes massively and destroys the room.

Chapter 6: Wash Your Clothes
Chill: Zzzzzz...

Johnny, Jam, and Straw give Chill a look.

Chill: Wut? Why are we in Zee Underwear Drawer? ...........Oops, I ended our games. :P

Straw: L00K A P0RTAL! WHY AM I 0NLY USING ZER0S INSTEAD 0F 0’S?? AND WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPS L0CK?

They jump in the portal.

Johnny: OH EM GEE IT’S A HAUNTED TREE! Hey, I rhymed! See that, mom?

Johnny’s Mom: >.<

Chill: There are Haunted Trees in your mansion? O_o I’m feeling uneasy...

Jam gets a chainsaw and chops it down.

Haunted Tree: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Johnny: Y aren’t any of the rooms labeled anymore?

PT: Umm, I’m NOT lazy!

Johnny: ...

Chill: Anyways, let's continue. Soooooooooooo, where do we go now?

Johnny: Hmm let's unlock dis one

Johnny unlocks a room labeled "DO NOT UNLOCK AT ALL COSTS".

Jam: Dood! We can't go in there!

Straw: Wut he said!

Johnny enters and gets sucked into a black hole.

Johnny: EEEK!

Chill presses a random button and the black hole spits Johnny out and disappears.

Johnny: Hay look, it turned into a lamp!

Jam sees a dog house.

Jam: Hi doggie!

A terrier bites Jam in the beak.

Jam: D'oh I missed >.<

Terror the Terrier: BARK!

Johnny: Oh ya?

Johnny throws a bone into a bottomless pit. Terror the Terrier jumps after it.

Terror the Terrier: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!

CRASH!

Terror the Terrier comes back.

Johnny: Aww...

Boss: Terror the Terrier
Johnny: Take this!

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Chill: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111

The wigs screech to a stop and explode.

Chill: What if we name The Party the Ghostbusters for this storie? :D

Johnny: ...I liek it ^_^

Johnny puts the data for the party's new name in PT's overflowing folder, which tosses all data for RPG battles on the ground and it breaks.

PT: HEY! I had every RPG battle in there >:(

Jam: Sooooo... Now it's normal battles?

Straw: WAKE UP, DOOD!

Terror the Terrier: BARK!

Terror explodes.

Chill: That was eezy!

Chapter 7: We Just Made This Story Moar Confusing
The room starts getting filled with green gas.

Johnny: Nice one, farter.

Jam looks at Chill.

Chill: He's talking about you :|

Jam: Oops.

The Party-

Johnny: >:|

Err, I mean the Ghostbusters pick up a key and go to the second floor. WHO CAREZ ABOUT ROOMS MAKIN' SENSE ANYMORE? YAAAAAAAAAY

Johnny unlocks the second floor. However...

Johnny: HOW DO WE GET KEYS? 6_9

Luigi: I have one.

Luigi gives a key to Johnny.

Johnny: Thanks! Oh hi Daisy.

Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy! And you're that penguin from Puffle Launcher Lawn Chair!

Chill: Hey, who eez dat?

Chill points at a small girl with hair like Daisy's, and wearing miniature versions of Luigi's clothes.

Luigi: That's Laura, our daughter :D

Laura: Hi Chill pleased to meet you I'm Laura and I like to do stuff and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Luigi: (whispering to Johnny) She's a chatterbox.

Johnny: Ah.

Daisy: Let's join the party!

Chill: Ghostbusters for this story :P

Luigi: Cool ^_^

Jam: Ohpin zee doar!

Goombario: Grammatically incorrect.

Jam kicks Goombario into the poison water lake outside in the front yard.

Goombario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

ProtonJon: Stop falling in the DEATH WATER!

ProtonJon explodes.

Johnny: Anyway, this key unlocks zah kitchen thingy.

Johnny unlocks the kitchen and sees LMGT and Mr. Luggs arguing over a plate of donuts.

Mr. Luggs: ZEY R MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

LMGT: NO, MINE!!!! >:(

Chill: Yodood.

LMGT: Yo Chill. ANYWAYZ, HAND OVER ZEE DONUTZ!!!!!!!!

Mr. Luggs: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook: Sizzlyfoo!

Brook tumbles out the door.

Johnny: Bye Brook.

Brook: Bye!

LMGT: WATCH THESE POWAZ!!!!!!!!!

LMGT inhales the plate of donuts, including the plate.

Mr. Luggs: :(

LMGT: Guess I still have a void in mah tummy ^_^

Mr. Luggs: I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boss: Mr. Luggs
LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD spin :D

LMGT flings donuts at Mr. Luggs who eats them.

Mr. Luggs: Nommie ^_^

LMGT: D'oh I missed!

Johnny: Let's use the ghost thingy!

Johnny sucks up Mr. Luggs into his vacuum.

Chill: Ya know... I'm starting to think RPG makes battles harder. :\

LMGT: Hey I'm supposed to use the :\, you're supposed to use the :|

Chill: Sowwie.

Chapter 8: We Do Thingz... Outside!
Chill pops out of a mess of food.

Chill: I gotz the key! C'mon!

The Ghostbusters run outside. LMGT quickly gathers the mess of food and fits it into his pocket somehow and follows them.

Jam: It unlocks the third floor!

Jam tries to unlock the third floor and a boo comes out and scares the living daylights outta him.

Johnny: No, it unlocks the Balcony of Dumbness!

Johnny twists the key into the door. It opens and they step out onto a balcony with no railings. They all fall into the backyard.

Luigi: WAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

Splat!

Laura: Durr...

Everyone gets themselves back up.

Johnny: Why is there a big black block there?????????????????????????? And why did you make me use so many question marks?

PT: Erm, I dunno.

A skeleton without a head appears inside the big black block.

Headless Skeleton: Why am I in a big black block? Easy! Because white against white is no good!

Headless Skeleton joins the party for no reason.

Johnny: GHOSTBUSTERS! >:(

PT: Well sooooorry Mr. Bossypants! I WILL SAVE ZEE STORY 4 LATER BECAUSE OF YEW!

Chill: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Luggs: My line!

LMGT: We defeated you, remembah?

Mr. Luggs: Aww...

Mr. Luggs explodes.

Headless Skeleton: I wanna see zee mansion!

Laura: How do you talk if you are HEADLESS?

Headless Skeleton: ...I never thought of that!

They go into the mansion. But somebody was waitin' for them...

Johnny: Whatcha talkin' about?

A robot comes out of the shadows.

Ultimate Protobot: I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!

Boss: Ultimate Protobot
Chill: ELITE PUFFLE, GO!

Chill throws a Pokeball which explodes.

Johnny: ... Hey, it hit Protobot!

Ultimate Protobot: BZZZZZZZK! Walking mechanism damaged. ERROR. DETECTING NON-ROBOTIC TALK IN PREVIOUS CHAPTER.

Fourth Wall: GRR!!!!!

Chill throws more exploding Pokeballs.

Ultimate Protobot: Error. Walking mechanism destroyed. Resorting to flying mode.

Mii: WII SPORTS RESORT!

Mii explodes on Protobot.

Ultimate Protobot: Error. All systems halting. Crashing in 3...2...1...

Ultimate Protobot vanishes into thin air.

Chapter 9: Thunder
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny: WHAT WAZ DAT??????????///////////////////////////////////////////

PT: Thunder. It's storming outside.

Chill: Aw snickerdoodle!

Brook: Aw petaled petunias!

Brook falls down a pit.

Laura: Did you know that thunder is caused by blah blah blah blah blah!

Luigi: Glad to see you paid attention in school.

Laura: Well if I didn't then I couldn't go to college and get a degree and then I couldn't get a job and we couldn't pay the rent for our house so we would have to live in Rocky's dog house and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Rocky: Arf! I got mentioned!

Rocky disappears.

Headless Skeleton: I can't find my head :(

Johnny: Don't worry. You can still see and talk, and skeleton heads are ugly anyway.

Headless Skeleton: Troo dat!

Zip!

Jam: What was that noise? D:

???: Bleh heh heh...

Count Bleck appears.

Count Bleck: Hello all! Count Bleck is back again >:D With... Magic! :D

Dimentio shows up outta nowhere.

Count Bleck: Get him! >:D

Count Bleck points at Luigi. Dimentio blasts him with a magic...thingy.

Luigi: Durr...

Luigi faints.

Count Bleck: Enjoy the show! BLEH HEH HEH HEH!

Lightning flashes, and Count Bleck and Dimentio disappear.

Johnny: Umm...

Luigi jumps up.

Luigi: I AM MR. L!

Boss: Mr. L
Mr. L gets Brobot.

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Nothing happens.

Johnny: Oopz! I forgot this wasn't RPG :P

Jam throws preserved fruit spreads (aka jelly) at Brobot. It starts to overload.

Mr. L: OH NOEZ!

Mr. L presses the "Don't Overload" button. The overloading meter stops at 40%.

Jam throws more jelly. Brobot shoots a missile and blows it up.

Chill: POSTER ATTACK!

Some posters seal Brobot into a Christmas present. He breaks out.

Mr. L: Oh no! The overloading meter is up to 75%!!

Straw: WAKE UP, DOOD!

Mr. L: OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Brobot explodes. Mr. L falls out.

Mr. L: Ugh...

Daisy: Time to whack some sense into that hamburglar husband of mine...

Mr. L: Eh?

Daisy whacks Mr. L with a frying pan 9001 times.

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. L: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!

Mr. L explodes and turns back into Luigi.

Luigi: I hate frying pans...

Luigi puts an ice pack on his head.

Chapter 10: RATS!
Hat Pop: Get back here ya little rascal!

Rat: Eek!

Chill: Hat? What are you doing? And... O_O HAT WITHOUT EARS!

Hat Pop: Yes yes... This rat stole them!

Super Mario: Mmm... Cheese...

Hat Pop grabs Super Mario's cheese and uses it to trap Rat. He gets stuck in it and Hat Pop pulls her bunny ears out of the cheesy mess.

Rat: :(

Luigi notices a key in his pocket.

Luigi: Uhh, how did THIS get here? O_o I hope it unlocks this door!

Luigi twists the key into a door which swings open by itself.

Johnny: That's weird!

They go inside.

Chill: FIREBAR!

A firebar swings toward them. They all duck.

Hat Pop: Too close!

A lava wave starts heading toward them, blocking all ways out.

Chill: Except the air ducts... Come on!

They somehow get into the air ducts and drop at the end. They see Bowser.

Bowser: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? You got through all my traps? >:|

Boss: Bowser
Bowser breathes fire at Hat Pop, who dodges and ninja-kicks him.

Hat Pop: Hi-ya!

LMGT hits Bowser with a bunch of donuts. Bowser tries to swing his tail at him, but LMGT jumps and glops pizza dough on his head.

Bowser: Argh! I can't see!

Bowser walks around randomly and falls on the axe which breaks the bridge.

Chill: D'oh we missed!

Bowser tosses the pizza dough on the bridge.

Bowser: So long!

The bridge falls down, but none of the Ghostbusters. Why? Because Hat Pop tied them all to her foot with a rope, and she's fluttering with her bunny ears.

Bowser: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Bowser jumps for them, but Hat Pop quickly moves out of the way and Bowser gets dumped in the lava. Hat Pop lands on the other side of the room, unties the Ghostbusters, and they exit.

Chapter 11: Down the Well
Johnny sees a light over the door to the Balcony of Dumbness.

Johnny: Huh?

Luigi: That means there is something you need to go back for.

Johnny: If I'm not back in 30 minutes, come get me.

Johnny heads off out on his own.

Haunted Tree: La la la...

Johnny shoves Haunted Tree away and follows some signs to the front yard.

Haunted Tree: Hi!

Johnny ignores Haunted Tree and goes down a well.

???: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...

A single red eye appears in the darkness.

Johnny: Wh-who's there...

???: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...

The red eye disappears. A red leaf appears at Johnny's feet.

Johnny: Umm...Okay...

Johnny starts climbing the ladder but a hand knocks it away. Some red triangles glow in the darkness and the single red eye appears again.

???: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...

Johnny: Oh shut up!

Johnny throws a small pebble at the eye.

???: OW! MY EYE!

Johnny shines his flashlight on the figure and it is revealed to be a Bowser look-alike with an eyepatch, red shell, glowing spiked cuffs, and stitching on his face.

Bowser Look-Alike: Grr... Let's battle!

PT: Introduce yourself first!

Bowser Look-Alike: Awww... My name is...Freddy Kroogar. Shortened to Freddy K, just because! ^_^

Johnny: Oh yeah. You're that swiss cheese face guy who got turned into a koopa by Bowser's invention!

Freddy K: ...Anyways, battle!

Boss: Freddy K.
The floor breaks and they are in some castle. Freddy starts blowing bad breath from across a bridge but Johnny jumps across some gaps next to where Freddy is blowing.

Freddy K: D'oh I missed!

Johnny runs across a hallway thingy. He runs onto the bridge where Freddy is and Freddy swings his tail at Johnny.

Freddy K: Rawr!

Johnny jumps up and over Freddy and hits a switch.

Freddy K: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

The bridge explodes and Freddy falls into the pit.

Freddy K: I'll get you Bonnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Johnny: It's Johnny, you idiot!

Freddy K: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Johnny gets warped back to the Balcony of Dumbness.

Chapter 12: Testing Testing
LMGT: BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Headless Skeleton: Uhh...

Chill: Hey, Johnny! You had 1 second to spare ^_^

Johnny: ...

Gary: Hi!

Gary explodes.

Johnny: That was weird.

Johnny picks up a bolt.

Chill: Wutz dat? :D

Johnny: Eye dee kay

Straw notices a sleeping Clubba.

Straw: WAKE UP, DOOD!

Sleeping Clubba: AHHHHHHHHH!

Straw notices a trail of more bolts leading to a door.

Johnny: A trail of more bolts leading to a door!

Straw: :|

The Ghostbusters follow it and go into a door.

Wheel-Bot: DEH DEH DEH!