Creepyspaghetti/Teh Day of Threeness

One day in the land of the Nintendo 64 on the Majora's Mask Planet. There was Link and he tried to save the world from a falling moon the past two days but on the third day he got bored and ate pie. Then everyone else ate pie. The moon almost came down to the Earth but everyone got fat and then the Earth fell down because it couldn't support everyone anymore. Then, Desmond the Moon Bear on the moon said "How did I get here?" and got hit by a cheese.

So kids, the moral of the story is, if the earth is about to get smashed by the moon, eat as much pie as you want cuz it won't matter anymore!

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