Ninja Mall/Howlz3

Gary: I'm only staying here to protect you.

''Day 3: Wow, I have a werewolf army now! Except, these idiots howl too much. Maybe I should transform them into vampires again? Maybe that will shut them up. I might make them into zombies, but zombies groan too much and it's more annoying then kind of cute (and annoying) wolf howls. The candle is gonna burn out soon, and I need to write quickly. I need just some light so I can see. Vampires can't see in the dark much, and that's a disappointment. Well, I got better things to do than this dumb writing.''

You: This is giving me chills, but I kind of like chills! Let's continue!

Gary: I hope you realize if you make it to the last page, you'll have to battle the vampire himself.

You: Cool! LET'S TURN TO THE LAST PAGE!

(Gary facepalms, then he runs back to the mall)

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