Not So EPF Mall/KFB/History

You want to know KFB's history? Ok. It all started in A (Not So) Spooky Halloween...

'''Brook: I'll probably have to go to the hospital after this story is done. Or better yet, REVENGE! >:D !pwn Penquino'''

Penquino: Wha?

Penquino reflects LM96Bot with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet, brutally tossing Brook into the sun.

'''Everyone in the story except Brook: It's KFB! Kentucky Fried Brookelas! :D'''

And so, Colonel Penquino came up with the brilliant idea of creating... Kentucky Fried Brookelas!

Please note that for health, safety, and legal reasons; no actual part of Brookelas is being sold as food in our KFB restaurants.