(Not So) Bad cop

(One afternoon, Broseph walked by 2 penguins calling each other names and fighting) (He didn't see any of the usual police so he walked up to the 2 penguins and tried to reason with them) (So, they started fighting again) (He walked to igloo lane and knocked on Chill's door) (Chill pulls out an old 2005 map showing an old police training camp) (BrosephBot appears outta nowhere) (Chill flies into space) (BrosephBot puts a jetpack and parachute on Broseph) (Broseph (slowly) flies into the air) (Broseph lands at the old academy. Surprisingly, it was still in operation) (Broseph does 100 pushups in 0.0001 seconds) (Drill seargent gives Broseph his badge) (Broseph does 10000 situps in 0.0000001 seconds) (Broseph drives all the way back to Chill's igloo and collapses the second he gets out of the car) (Mario scribbles "loser" over Broseph's beak.)
 * Broseph: No Police? hmmm....
 * Broseph: Hey! Stop that! It's wrong.
 * Penguin 1: So?
 * Penguin 2: You're not a cop. :|
 * Broseph: >:|
 * Chill: Wut?
 * Broseph: I need to become a police officer.
 * Chill: :|
 * Chill: I'll get you on your way! :P
 * Chill: !Pwn Broseph!
 * BrosephBot: Invalid command. Cannot !Pwn developer. Command revised. Now !Pwning Chill57181
 * Broseph: :)
 * BrosephBot: Command auto. Now !softpwning Broseph
 * Broseph: This is a lot better than being !Pwned :P
 * Drill seargent: Private! You want to be a police officer?!!?!
 * Broseph: Yes...
 * Drill seargent: Well, do 100 pushups and you're in the force!
 * Drill saergent: O_O
 * Broseph: :)
 * Broseph: I wanna police car :P
 * Drill seargent: GIMME 10000 SITUPS AND YOU GET A CAR!!!
 * Drill seargent: X_X here are your keys... *boom*
 * Broseph: So... exhaus..ted... *boom* x_x
 * Mario: Yew know wat this means?

THE END