(Not Such) a zombie

(One day, Broseph got home from penguin school and went to chat with his friends) (Broseph gives Mario (poison) eggnog) (Chill swaps out the eggnog) (NotSoEPFBot appears outta nowhere) (NotSoEPFBot kicks mario into the air) (NotSoEPFBot flies into space) (Mario eats the brain) (Broseph cuts brook's head and takes his brain) (Mario eats brook's brain) (Broseph puts brain back in brook) (Brook whackes everybody with a mallet) (Broseph puts kick-boot on chill and gets brook kicked) (BrosephBot goes and get LordMaster96) (Broseph cuts Lordmaster96's head open) (Broseph cuts a slice of the brain and clones 9001 times) (PoD turns 9001 slices into 1) (Mario goes on a rampage) (Everybody runs) (Broseph runs) (Mario eats Broseph's brains) (2 miles away, everybody else heard Broseph scream) (They all run to the place where Broseph was killed) (Chill and Penquino facepalm) (They all run into the plaza) (They all run into the pet shop) (Chill and penquino just look at all the puffles then give brook a dirty eye) (They all run to igloo lane before...) (They head to where they hear the voice) (They see LMGT and Johnny lying dead on the ground) (They all grab itams from all the igloos in the area) (They all run to Penquino's igloo) (They all build their bots) (Penquino pulls out 2 crates of C-4 (Chill moulds a chunk of C-4 into a cookie and throws into Brook's igloo) (Brook's Brown puffle bites the cookie and the igloo and everything in it explodes) (They all go to bed) (The next morning, they all finish their bots) (They head to the snow forts and wait for Mario) (They all throw out their bots except Penquino for some reason) (They hear a loud hollar coming from the Dock) (They all run to where they heard the noise) (They all run back) (They all throw out the bots) (Mario bites ChillBot's brain and the whole snow forts explodes) (On their way home, they see mario again) (They all run into Chill's igloo but they run into Awesome) (They all run into Chill's igloo and barricade the door) (Meanwhile in zee underwear drawer...) bring us back to life! (Broseph points at the ghost portal to the world) (They all go through the portal and into Chill's igloo) (Brook leads them all to Lucas' igloo) (He makes a lifeinator3000 in 0.00000001 seconds) (Broseph goes through the machine and comes back as a normal penguin) (The rest go through) (They all head to where Mario was) (Broseph takes the C-4, paints it as a bloody brain and throws it near mario) (Mario takes a bite and the whole place explodes) (They see Mario's head fly to the ground) (Chill revives Mario) (Mario flies into space) (And they all went and nothing else interesting happened for 4 days)
 * Broseph: Phew! Stupid school plays...
 * Chill: Hay broseph.
 * Mario: Hey.
 * Mario: I'm hungreh.
 * Chill: Noez! Itz poison!
 * Mario. Meh. I hate eggnog.
 * Bzzk! Processing commands...
 * NotSoEPFBot: ALL HAIL TO ZEE EGGYNOG!!!
 * Brook: :|
 * Broseph: !pwn NotSoEPFBot!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !pwning enemy bot.
 * Random guy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *splat*
 * Chill: Mario, I dare yooz to eat that guys brain! >:)
 * Mario: Ok.
 * Mario: YUMMEH!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
 * Mario: I want morez!!!
 * Broseph: Ok.
 * Mario: Yummeh
 * Mario: YUCKZ! DISGUSTING!! >:|
 * Broseph: Ok...
 * Brook: REVNG!! RAWR!!!
 * Penquino: Mario, yew ate the part with his common sense!
 * Chill: I doubt he ever had any :P
 * All: YAY!!
 * Mario: BWAINZ!!!
 * Broseph: Ok...
 * Broseph: !Get LordMaster96!
 * BrosephBot: Ok!
 * LordMaster96: Hey!
 * Mario: BWAINZ!!! :D
 * Mario: :D BWAINZZ!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 * President of Dumbness: NOOOO
 * Mario: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Mario: RWAR!!!
 * Brook: O_O
 * Chill: Yer back to normal? O_o
 * Brook: My brain grows fast ^_^
 * Penquino: Enough of that! Everybody run!!
 * Broseph: EVERYBODY RUN!!!
 * Broseph: Wait, everybody DID run. O_O
 * Mario: Bwosef BWAINS!!! >:)
 * Broseph: You want me come and get me!!!
 * Mario: Nobody can stop meh!!
 * Broseph: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo................... *chomp*
 * Broseph:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Chill: That sounded like Bro!
 * Penquino: Come to think of it, he didn't run like us... We should go check.
 * Brook: Yeah...
 * Brook: NOOOO!!!!!!! >:(
 * Chill: Mario isn't here. He must've went looking to feast on the rest of us.
 * Penquino: Let's head back to the plaza. There's no time to stay here.
 * Brook: Why?
 * Penquino: Because! If we stay here, we will get killed, idiot!!
 * Brook: Oh, yeah.
 * Chill: *huff, puff* It's almost dark out. Well, it is dark out. I need to throw away this picture watch...
 * Penquino: We need to protect ourselves somehow!
 * Brook: To the pet shop!
 * Brook: We should be safe here!
 * Brook: What?
 * Penquino: You dingus! This place has more brains than any other place in CP!!
 * Brook: Oh, yeah :|
 * Chill: To my igloo, FAST!!
 * Far away voice: SCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Penquino: What was that!?!?
 * Brook: Idk
 * Chill: Let's go check it out.
 * Chill: No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Penquino: Mario again. We better get back to chill's igloo.
 * Brook: Are we safe?
 * Chill: As long as you give your ideas, we'll never be. :P
 * Brook: >:(
 * Penquino: The only way we can survive is to make bots just like us.
 * Brook: Like copy BrosephBot?
 * Penquino: Yes.
 * Penquino: Let's build the bots at my igloo.
 * Chill: And we're here... WHY??
 * Penquino: I have the explosives.
 * Chill: Oh yeah ._.
 * Brook: The bots need brains :|
 * Penquino: Why else would we come here?
 * Chill: >:)
 * Brook: No effect -_-
 * Penquino: Not until you puffle eats it.
 * Chill: I should have written "kaboom" on it :P
 * Brook: O_O NOoooo...
 * Chill: *yawn* i wanna go to bed.
 * Penquino: Now to release them to Mario.
 * Brook: Now what?
 * Chill: When mario comes by we throw out our bots, stupid.
 * Chill: And why the heck did I have to make a bot?! I have mah own! O_o
 * Penquino: Because, yours looks like crap
 * Chill: -________________-
 * Brook: Here comes Mario! Throw out your bots
 * Chill: Penquino!!
 * Brook: What was THAT now!?!?
 * Mario: Nothing here... UHGGG... BWAINZZZ...
 * Chill: Mario didn't notice the botz -______-
 * Chill: Rookie! No!!
 * Brook: Let's get back to the snow forts -.-
 * Penquino: Mario's coming around again! Throw out your bots again NOW!!
 * Mario: BWAINZZZ!!! :D
 * Brook: Yay! We did eetz!!! :D :D
 * Penquino: Uhh.. wat about Broseph?
 * Chill: Leave him.
 * Brook: O_O Mario!!!
 * Chill: Hey bud!
 * Awesome: Wut are you all scared about??
 * Brook: MARIOS A ZOMBIE!!!!
 * Awesome: O_O
 * Penquino: We will be safe in here :|
 * Broseph: ROOKIE!!!
 * Rookie: Always nice to see a fan.
 * LMGT: We have to get outta here.
 * Johnny: I think I know how...
 * Johnny: If we can signal chill or penquino somehow, we can get them to tell Gary or someone to make a device to
 * LMGT: Sounds kewl.
 * LMGT: but we need some way to get out of here.
 * Broseph: -____-
 * Johnny: Let's go!
 * Chill: Hey guys!! :D
 * Broseph: We need to get to Gary or somekind of genius.
 * Brook: I'll take you to my brother!
 * Lucas: Hey guys!... and.. ghosts??
 * Penquino: We need you to make an invention that can bring people back to life!
 * Lucas: Ok.
 * Chill: O_O x_x
 * Broseph: Now to go through it...
 * Broseph: I'm alive againz!! :D
 * All: YAY!!
 * Rookie: Now time to fight Mario...
 * Broseph: Still got the C-4 Penquino?
 * Penquino: Yesh
 * Mario: BWAINZ!!!!
 * All: Yay!!!
 * Chill: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Mario: Thanks! What happened?
 * Brook: You killed Broseph, LMGT, Johnny and Rookie -____________________________________________- Idiot!
 * Mario: ._. oh
 * Broseph: Ultrapwn Mario!
 * BrosephBot: Ok! Now !ultrapwning Mario
 * Awesome: Uhh... was that necessary?
 * Brook: YES >:|
 * Awesome: Oh.
 * Chill: Let's go to the pizza parlor!

The End