Penguin Bro's/The Weird and Epic Adventures of Dave

Special:Christmas Mayhem
By Dave33333

Narrator: Ah Christmas, a wonderful time of year, full of fun and wonder, but in this Christmas eve, one little group of penguins, are about to have the time of there life.

We zoom into Dave's house in Epic City.

The clock is at 10:00 AM and starts buzzing.

Dave: Uhnnnnnnn.... I don't wanna wake up.

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!

Dave: UGH! FINE!

Dave turns off the alarm clock and checks the time.

Dave: O_O 10:00 AM! I GOTTA GET GIFTS FOR EVERYBODY!

Dave jumps out of bed putting on his black hoodie and his peak boots and runs out the door and runs to his car.

Dave: COME ON COME ON! START!

The car finally starts up and drives his way all the way over to FreezeShop.

Dave runs right into the doors and finds it CROWDED with penguins rushing for last minute gifts.

Dave: OH MAN! WHY NOW!

'''Dave runs his way to Time 4 Toys. Only to see even MORE penguins in there.'''

Dave: Man! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THIS MALL!

Dave starts digging for gifts.

Dave: Uhhhhh, uhhhhh, where is it!

Narrator: For Dave, his common sense kicked in, he knew his friends were about 20 years old. So he ran to the Stylez store.

Dave: Santa hats, get lots of Santa hats and dose party hats!

'''Dave grabs handfuls of Santa hats and Christmas party hats, and a pair of Christmas 3-D glasses for himself. And then ran to Amplify.'''

Dave: UGH! WHERE ARE ALL THE PII V'S!

'''Dave soon sees the last Pii V. But another shopper is running for it. Sadly it was grabbed.'''

Dave: Well, to the RS!

But in a flash all the stuff in the store got sold out.

Dave: Well, they don't need electronics anyway.

Dave goes to IglooGoods.

Dave: OK.... PokeBall table, ill buy that, oh and a Christmas tree! DONE!

Dave runs to the checkout and see Chill.

Dave: Chill, what are you doing here?

Chill: ._. It's MY mall.

Dave: OK, I want to buy this stuff.

Dave plops it all on the conveyer belt

Chill: O_O That PokeBall table can't fit in there.

Chill presses a button.

Chill: Price check on checkout # 4!

A man with a cloak over his head in FreezeShop worker clothing holding a shovel walks up.

Chill: There you are! Price check this PokeBall table.

Chill and Dave get hit on the back of the head and get knocked out.

Narrator: OUCH! That has to hurt. But soon, there adventure begins...

Dave is shaken by Chill in a attempt to wake him up.

Chill: Dave, Dave! Wake up!

Dave: Uhn... I don't feel well.

Dave quickly gets up and moves away from Chill and throws up.

Dave: WHY DID YOU DO THAT CHILL!

Chill: I was waking you up.

Dave: I have motion sickness! How hard did you shake me!?

Chill: Very hard :3

Dave: ._. Well, where are we anyway?

Chill: A candy cane forest! :D

Chill starts eating the candy canes.

Dave: Hey! Wheres all the stuff I got!

Chill: That cloaked dude must of took it. The only thing that's left is the PokeBall table.

Dave: Well, lets go.

Chill: But the candy canes are so yummy!

Dave: You can eat later, now come on!

Chill: OK....

'''Chill and Dave walk away from the candy cane forest. With Dave holding the PokeBall table on his back.'''

Narrator: They would soon find themselves in a jungle. But someone lies in this jungle...

Chill: LICORICE VINES!

Dave: Chill, be careful!

Chill starts swinging on the vines.

Chill: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

The vine snaps and Chill falls on Dave.

Dave: OW!

Chill: Sorry.

Dave: Lets go.

They soon start walking until...

Penguin: Uhnnnnn...

Dave: Who was...

Chill: That?

The penguin gets up only to find out its Penstubal.

Dave: Pen? What are you doing here?

Penstubal: I told you not to call me that.

Dave: Meh, Pen is short for Penstubal. I'm gonna keep calling you that.

Penstubal: ._. Fine.

Dave: Pen, how did you get here?

Penstubal: Some weird cloaked dude hit me in the head.

Chill: That's the same thing that happened to us.

Penstubal: What's with the PokeBall table?

Chill: It was the only thing that the cloaked guy left us.

Dave: We don't know why.

Chill looks over the jungle.

Chill: Hey, guys, look! A river of eggnog!

Dave: Really? Eggnog?

Chill: Well, lets go!

Narrator: So our small group of penguins walked to the long river of eggnog.

Dave: FINALLY!

Penstubal: Wait, we need a boat.

Chill: Nah, it might be shallow.

Chill walks into the eggnog river where it got over his head.

Dave: Chill, Chill!

'''Chill walks right out of the river. And spits eggnog in Dave's face.'''

Chill: Yeah, lets make a boat.

Penstubal: Well, you see those licorice vines?

Dave: I know them too well...

Penstubal: Well, we can use them to make a boat, plus, we can use a section of the PokeBall table to make paddles.

Chill: You mess with that table and you will pay for it.

Penstubal: ._. Well, I can reinforce the licorice with more licorice.

Chill: Well, lets go!

30 Minutes later.

Penstubal: And.... DONE!

Dave: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lets GO!

They all go on the boat and push it to the river.

Chill: Mmmmmm... looks so good.

Dave: If you eat to boat, we will drown in eggnog, and that's not going to be fun.

Chill: Can I at least eat the...

Penstubal & Dave: NO!

Chill: OK, OK!

Narrator: And so they rowed there way to the other side, and once again, we find another penguin.

Penstubal: :D Were on the other side.

Dave: Yeah, but with this weird chocolate sand.

Chill: LOOK! IT'S CK!

We find CK drink eggnog from the river.

Dave: CK, what are you doing here.

CK: I got knocked out by a cloaked dude. And I got up to the smell of eggnog, and found... AN EGGNOG RIVER! :D

Soon, Chill is eating the chocolate sand.

Penstubal: Chill, ew.

Chill: Meh.

Chill keeps eating the chocolate sand.

Penstubal: Hey, look! A dark evil tower.

They all look at the tower, showing evil dark clouds and lightning.

Dave: Well, lets go!

Penstubal: You sure?

Dave: Yes.

Penstubal: OK.

They soon start walking until...

Chill: AH! HELP!

Penstubal: Its dark chocolate quicksand!

CK: Well, come on! PULL!

Everyone grabs Chill and try's to pull him out.

Dave: UGH! SO HEAVY, YOU ATE TOO MUCH CHILL!

Chill: Well its not my fau- MURF! MERF!

Chill's hand is the only thing sticking out of the quicksand.

Penstubal: PULL HARDER!

The group is thrown to the ground with Chill out of the quicksand.

Chill: Dark chocolate quicksand is yummy.

Others: ...

Chill: What?

CK: Can we go back to the eggnog river?

Penstubal: No.

Dave: Lets go! And if you see dark chocolate sand, please don't step in it.

Narrator: And off they went again, and soon find themselves in the evil, dark, tower...

Dave: Well, were here...

CK: Hey! An eggnog moat!

CK runs for the moat.

Chill: CK!

Penstubal: DON'T!

CK drinks the eggnog until he gets bitten by a peppermint crocodile.

CK: AHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dave: CK!

Dave pulls CK's flipper from the crocodiles mouth.

Dave: You OK?

CK: Yeah, it was a peppermint crocodile. But hard candy HURTS!

Penstubal: Wait... how do we open it?

CK: Did you bring that boat you came in?

Chill: Yeah, I was about to eat it.

CK: Don't, were gonna use that licorice as rope and pull it down.

Penstubal: OK.

CK: Well, lets go!

The group starts dismantling the boat and make grappling hooks out of them.

CK: Now, PULL!

In one pull, the door falls, but Chill is crushed.

Dave: CHILL!

Chill eats his way out.

Chill: What?

Penstubal: Well, we better go in.

They walk into it, and the door and the hole Chill made after eating it is filled up.

Chill: O_O Can I eat it again?

Others: NO!

Cloaked Man: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CK: WHAT WAS THAT!

Cloaked Man: IT WAS ME!

The Cloaked Man slowly walks down the stairs.

Cloaked Man: Why are you here...

Dave: *Ahem* First, you hit us at the back of the head, took our stuff, and threw us into this weird world!

Chill: Plus, who are you.

Cloaked Man: I think you know me very well.

The Cloaked Man takes off his cloak.

Dave: AH MY EYES!

Cloaked Man: I am TCPS100!

Dave: I KNOW! MY EYES ARE ON FIRE!

TCPS100: After you threw me out of Shops Island, I was an outcast. I got better English and stopped copying people. But since I was STILL an outcast, I wore a cloak, and took revenge on you.

TCPS100: Now... is... to... TORTURE!

Dave: Your torturing me right NOW! Ah my eyes burn...

TCPS100: ._. Ummm... OK... KEEP LOOKING AT ME!

Dave: IT BURNS, IT BURNS!

Dave falls to the ground with his eyes bloodshot.

CK: NO MORE!

CK grabs the PokeBall table and throws it at TCPS100's head.

TCPS100: OW! MY HEAD IS BLEEDING!

TCPS100: runs away.

CK: DON'T EVER COME BACK TO SHOPS ISLAND AGAIN YOU EVIL DEMON!

Chill: Wow, you took him out.

CK: Yeah, it was simple, TCPS100's head is soooo soft.

Chill: But you do know if the tables broke or there's blood on it, your paying for it, right?

CK: Heh, heh, eh...

Penstubal: Hey, look! The gifts Dave got us.

The run and open the vault only to find a Christmas tree, a bunch of Santa hats and Christmas party hats, and a pair of Christmas 3-D Glasses.

Penstubal: That's it, a bunch of hats, 3-D glasses, and a Christmas tree!

Dave gets up.

Dave: The 3-D glasses are mine, and what did you expect, all the good stuff was gone.

Penstubal: Lets just go back.

Dave: Wait, how?

Penstubal: Cause there's a portal right there.

Penstubal points at the portal.

Dave: Oh.

Everyone gets into the portal and get back into FreezeShop.

Narrator: When they came back, they celebrated Christmas together, give gifts, had fun, and all the Christmas stuff. So, in the end, Dave, Chill, Penstubal, and CK had a massive adventure, and that was the best gift of all, so I wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year...

The End

Episode 1: Knights & Dragons
By Dave33333

One day in some random board game shop...

Dave: Why am I here?

CK: Because its a good place.

Dave: CK, I like VIDEO GAMES! Not BOARD GAMES!

CK: I just want to show you this one cool game...

CK pulls a box out of the shelf.

Dave: Knights & Dragons?

CK: Yeah, its an awesome game! Epic, you might put it.

Dave: Ummm, yeah.

CK: Come on, I'm gonna buy it and show you.

CK: Do you have any money?

Dave: Sorry, I threw mine in House of Fame.

CK: ._. OK, I will pay for it.

CK walks to the counter.

CK: How much for the game?

Dave: *Whispering* I better not get hit with a shovel again.

CK: You won't.

Penguin: The game costs 200 WB$.

CK: OK.

CK hands 200 WB$ to the penguin.

Penguin: OK, here's your receipt, have a nice day!

CK: You too!

Later at CK's house.

Dave: I'm not sure about this.

CK: Come on! Try it.

Dave: CK there must be 3 players.

CK: That's why I brought in Bro and Penstubal.

Dave: YOU WHAT!?

CK: What?

Dave: YOU BROUGHT BRO?!

CK: O, dat...

Dave: I did something to Bro, something evil!

CK: What?

Dave: Force fed him cinnamon.

CK: Wait... WHAT?! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!

Dave: Yeah, that's why it was so evil!

CK:  This isn't gonna end well...

Dave: I know, right!

CK: Heh, heh, this was a bad idea...

Dave: Yeah, live with it, I'm already in a pit of trouble.

KNOCK KNOCK

CK: Uh, come in!

Penstubal walks in.

Penstubal: Hi!

Dave: Hai.

Penstubal: Stop it!

Dave: What, I'm doing nothin', PEN!

Penstubal: STOP!

Dave: OK, Pen! I'll stop doing nothing!

Penstubal: ONE MORE TIME!

Dave grabs a bag of cinnamon and a spoon, Penstubal stands back

Dave: Yeah, that's what I thought!