(Not So) Elite Penguin Force: A (Not So) Spooky Halloween

Prologue: Happy Halloween!
Lightning strikes as the title appears onscreen.

A

Spooky Halloween

Random Kid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Random Kid sees (Not So) phase in the middle.

Random Kid: Yay!

PT eats the kid.

PT: Yay! I'm in another story! Last time I showed up was when me and that plant dude got to eat that freak in The Mega Snowball Fight! And I'm the author! ^_^

PT walks away, and we can see the Town decorated for the Halloween Party. Chill is sitting at the Coffee Shop table in a Frankenpenguin costume.

Chill: Wait, a Halloween story in September? What's going on?

PT: Well, we were thinking that if we tried to do Bowser's Boring Story, then the Halloween Story would start in December or something.

Chill: Oh. Anyways, I think I'll go visit Mario!

Meanwhile, at Mario's igloo...

Mario is in a bee costume and is setting up a balloon yard inflatable Frankenpenguin right inside his door. He runs off. Chill opens the door and freaks out.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Mario pops the balloon and laughs.

Chill: Thanks a lot, buddy. (gets over it) Anyway, why weren't you in the last story?

Mario: The Not So EPF Contractor Dude only gave me a role in the Hot Dog Dance. >_< I still don't get the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse bit.

Goofy: Yup! *choke* Yup! *choke*

Chill: Leave.

Goofy goes away.

Mario: I wonder what Johnny is doing for Halloweeeen! Let's go!

Chill and Mario go off to see Johnny.

Chapter 1: Johnny's Freaky Place
Johnny is setting up Halloween decorations from the Better Igloos catalog - or trying to, since he keeps slipping on all the slime he placed on the floor.

Johnny: Oops. I forgot my costume!

Johnny runs into his bedroom. He comes out wearing a Blizzard Wizard outfit. He is also holding a pumpkin basket. Did I mention Chill and Mario had them too? Oops. A candelabra tips over and sets Johnny's kitchen on fire. He gets a hose and puts it out. Chill and Mario knock on the door.

Chill: This is exciting! We haven't been here since the first Not So EPF.

Johnny opens the door.

Johnny: Oh hey guys. What's up?

Mario: I dunno! We're just doing partay stuff. Let's all go to LMGT's house next!

Everyone runs off to visit LMGT. Meanwhile, in his igloo...

LMGT: :)

LMGT has his lights dimmed a lot. It looks cool that way. Actually there is no light, except for the light-up pumpkins that line the wall. He is in his kitchen making donuts with orange icing and brown sprinkles - traditional Halloween donuts. His costume is a pizza chef...Surprise. There is a knock on his door. He opens it and Chill, Mario and Johnny walk in.

LMGT: Yo doods! What's up?

Mario: We're enjoying the party!

Chill: Oooh... I like the no lights with the Pumpkin lights effect - it's creepy, yet you wanna stay here all day.

LMGT: I was going for that look.

Johnny: I smell DONUTS!

LMGT: Oh, I've been making them.

Chill, Mario and Johnny follow LMGT to the kitchen as he shows them the dozens of donuts he made.

LMGT: I made them for all mah fellow doods. Take one. :D

Chill, Mario and Johnny each take a donut. They eat it.

Chill: ...

Chill quickly grabs another one and stuffs it in his mouth.

Chill: Epique ^_^

LMGT: Woah! They are THAT good?

LMGT tries one.

LMGT: ♥Yummy♥

Mario: Wanna hang out in the SPOOKY FOREST?

LMGT: Sure!

Everyone heads to the Forest. They play hide n seek there.

Mario: Hey LMGT! I found you!

LMGT: Um, I think someone else is in here with me.

LMGT runs out as two eyeballs appear. They look similar to a crab's. Klutzy walks out!

Klutzy: Clicky click click! :(

Boss: Klutzy
Klutzy: Clicky click!

RPG BATTLE RETURN!

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Klutzy: Clicky ow! (9/10)

Mario > Machine "Gum"

Mario shoots Klutzy with his gum.

Klutzy: :( (7/10)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Johnny whacks Klutzy with his Blizzard Wizard Stick.

Klutzy: <=( (5/10)

LMGT > Pizza Dough

LMGT tosses Pizza Dough on top of Klutzy.

Klutzy: ?!?!?!?!??!?!?! (4/10)

Klutzy > Snap

Klutzy snaps Chill.

Chill: Whoa! (9/10)

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Klutzy: Clickyow!! (3/10)

Mario > Machine "Gum"

Klutzy: ! (1/10)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Klutzy: ........ (0/10)

Klutzy disappears.

Chill: Yay!

Chapter 2: The Boring, Recurring Robot
Chill: I'mma bored.

A strange robot in a suit walks by and he is holding a - MOVING sack? Chill and friends hear muffled voices that sound familiar.

LMGT: STOP THAT ROBOT, DOODS!!!!!!!!!

Chill and friends chase the robot.

???: MPPPPPH MPH MPH MOUF MPH MPH MAPHH!

Johnny: YAH!!!

Johnny pounds the robot with the stick.

Robot: You will regret this.

Boss: Businessbot
Businessbot: I'm Businessbot, the Business...Bot... :S

Chill > Party Hat Poke

Chill does a party hat poke. Nothing happens.

Dog: Hehe!

The dog gives The Party a bunch of pies.

Mario: Cool *_*

Mario > Pie Throw

Businessbot: GWAAAAH! (14/15)

Goombella: GAWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAW!

LMGT kicks Goombella off the screen.

Goombella: MUMU!

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: D'oh! (13/15)

LMGT > Eat Pie

LMGT: Yummeh :)

Mario: ...

Businessbot > DEH DEH DEH!!!!

Businessbot plants a giant bomb. It sets off.

Chill: Owww!! (1/10)

Mario: Ack! (1/10)

Johnny: EEP! (1/10)

LMGT: NO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (1/10)

Chill > Pie Throw

Businessbot: OUCH! (12/15)

Mario > Pie Throw

Businessbot: Urk... (11/15)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: STOP! (10/15)

LMGT > Pie Throw

LMGT: YO DOOD!

Businessbot: !!!!!!!!!!! ...Hehehe... (9/15)

Businessbot > DEH DEH DEH!!!!

Businessbot begins to plant the giant bomb again.

PT: Not if I can help it! Super Fist of the Nosehair: Majide Time!

Businessbot: MPPH BLARGLE BLARGLE!

PT, Businessbot and The Party get sent into Majide Time just as the bomb explodes.

Businessbot: ARE YOU SERIOUS? I almost wo-

ROCK!

PT: In this place 1 minute of random stuff happens! And if you say "are u serious" you get punished, but it's so random that you can't not say it! :D

Businessbot: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

TV: Sorry, but we are not having the Barney and Friends Marathon-

Businessbot: YAAAAY!

TV: -in favor of a Sesame Street Marathon for 100 hours! YAAAAAAAAAAY!

Elmo appears on the TV!

Elmo: Hi kids! Elmo here!

Businessbot: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

Businessbot: I'm leaving.

Businessbot opens the door to leave and falls into outer space.

Businessbot: ARE YOU SERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK!

Businessbot explodes. Everyone leaves Majide Time.

Chapter 3: A Mummy and A Slippy
PT: Weird...

The friends open the sack and an aqua mummy hops out. Chill freaks out.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mummy: Just chill out. It's just me, Penquino.

Johnny: See Chill? It's only Penquino.

A dark blue penguin wearing a Music Jam Shirt, 3rd Year Party Hat, Green Sunglasses and Brown Pirate Boots climbs out of some random bushes.

The Penguin: Hiya! I'm Butterfingers Man 2007, but you can call me Butterfingers. My REAL name was Bman2007jazz.

Chill: Was?

Butterfingers: Yeah. But in 2007 I ate a Butterfinger Chocolate Bar and I can't hold anything ever since.

Penquino: That's odd...

Butterfingers: And this is my friend Shrimp Pin, but he insists on being called Reeze.

Butterfingers peels a Shrimp Pin off his jacket which quickly morphs into a penguin.

Reeze: I dunno HOW I did that.

Meanwhile, in a cell somewhere...

Wario: Wahaha! Let me go!

Baby Luigi walks to the cell - however, he is on fire.

BabyLuigiOnFire: Never! I'll torture you in Mario Kart!

Wario farts as the Tiki Hypnotizing Music plays.

BabyLuigiOnFire: O_O

Wario: HAHAHA!

BabyLuigiOnFire: @_@

Wario: It worked!

BabyLuigiOnFire: OBEY WARIO, DESTROY CHILL!

BabyLuigiOnFire lets Wario out.

Wario: Destroy Chill!

BabyLuigiOnFire: OK!

BLOF runs off. Meanwhile, with Chill and friends in the Spooky Forest...

Reeze: I'm bored!

LMGT: Meh too.

LMGT teleports to his igloo, gets a donut, and comes back.

Johnny: Mine!

Johnny steals the donut with his Wizard Stickmajig.

LMGT: :(

BLOF comes.

BLOF: @_@ OBEY WARIO, DESTROY CHILL!

Boss: Hypnotized BabyLuigiOnFire
Chill: This is really, really odd.

Mario: HEY! I noticed something! How did you do the Party Hat Poke with that Frankenpenguin Hat thing?

Chill: O_o

WEIRD PARADOX THING

Chill levels up for no reason so this isn't odd.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLOF: @_@ (25/30)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

BLOF: @_@ (23/30)

Johnny > Stick Whack

BLOF: @_@ (22/30)

LMGT > SUPER FOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT buries BLOF in a pile of donuts. He gets out and LMGT literally inhales all the donuts.

BLOF: @_@ (20/30)

Penquino > That's A Wrap

Penquino ties BLOF up in toilet paper. It quickly burns. No damage is inflicted.

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

BLOF: ? (15/30)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Reeze tosses a Shrimp Pin at BLOF that acts like a boomerang. It comes back around doing 10 damage!

BLOF: ......... (5/30)

BLOF > BURN BABY BURN!

Chill melts into nothingness.

Chill: OW! (5/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLOF: Huh? What happened? Last I remember Wario farted and...Who are you guys?

BLOF leaves.

Reeze: Odd.

Chapter 4: Wario vs. The Chocolate!
Butterfingers: SNOW FORTZ!

Butterfingers starts going to the Snow Forts. Everyone starts walking, but Mario crosses his eyes, and stops walking.

Chill: Uhh, Mario? You OK buddy?

Mario's Brain jumps out of his head and into Chill's.

Chill: OOF!

Meanwhile, in Chill's head...

Black Hole In Chill's Mind Which Kinda Makes Him Dumb: Hey! Mario's Brain! Wazzup?

Mario's Brain: Not much. Wanna play Wii?

Black Hole In Chill's Mind: Sure! Let's go!

Meanwhile, back at the Plaza...

Chill: My head feels stuffy...

Mario's Brain and Black Hole In Chill's Mind jump out of Chill's head and into Mario's to play the Wii. Mario gets up and turns to normal.

Mario: What happened?

Mario's eyes cross again.

Chill: Why are your eyes crossed?

Mario: That happens whenever my brain plays video games!

LMGT: Weird...

Everyone keeps going.

Butterfingers: :O A GIANT BUTTERFINGER WRAPPER! I'mma use it as a costume!

Butterfingers puts it on.

Wario: Well, well, well. You beat BabyLuigiOnFire did you? WAAAAA!

Boss: Wario
Reeze: Who is this guy?

Wario: WHAAAAAAT? I'm Wario! >:(

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: @_@ I'm dizzy! (40/45)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Wario: HICCUP! (38/45)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Wario: WAAAAA! (37/45)

LMGT > I'm hungry

LMGT: I'M HUNGRY!

LMGT's Waitors bring LMGT a bunch of food, trampling over Wario in the process.

Wario: @_@ (27/45)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Wario: -_O GET ME OUT OF THIS THING! (25/45)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Wario: Weird... (20/45)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Wario: OW! (10/45)

Wario > Hypnotizing Fart

Wario farts.

Mario: @_@ OBEY WARIO, DESTROY CHILL!

Mario runs to Wario's side.

Mario > Healer

Wario: Yes! YES! AHAHA! (20/45)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Ugh... (15/45)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Wario: Oof! (14/45)

LMGT > Donut Toss

LMGT throws a donut at Wario.

Wario: Waaa! (11/45)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Wario: GET ME OUTTA THIS! (9/45)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Wario: @_@ (4/45)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Wario: Noooooooooooooooo (0/45)

Wario explodes.

Mario: What happened?

Mario shrugs. His eyes cross.

Mario: Ugh...my brain is playing video games again. :|

Chapter 5: The Villain Revealed! ...Sorta
PT: We is gonna do intermissions with teh villains every 5 chaptas now. CLICK!

Villain Intermission!

???: Mlargle mleh heh heh...So you all failed?

Klutzy: Clickity click...

Businessbot: Um, yeah, about that...

Wario: There were so many of them! >_<

???: INSOLENCE! Mleh heh heh... Assistant, send out Herbert and Franko next...

??? 2: Yes sir.

???'s assistant leaves.

Intermission Done

Chill: Yay, we get coffee breaks again ^_^

PT: You're on!

Chill: HUH WHAT? Oh, OK.

The black hole jumps into Chill's head again.

Chill: (talking to a Beta Tester) Excuse meh but which way is deh Town? ^_^

Beta: That way... <-- :| Wait, how did I just say an arrow? AHHHHHHH!

The beta runs off.

Chill and friends head for the Town. Why? I DUNNO! They meet LM96 there. He has a robot.

LM96: Hey guys! I just made this awesome robot!

Penquino: What does it do?

LM96: !pwn Penquino

The Bot picks up Penquino and chucks him to outer space. He falls back down.

Penquino: @_@ Watch what you're doing with that thing!

Brook: Hi guys!

Penquino: (with suspicious look in eyes) Hi Brookelas...

Brook: Wait, what are you doing?

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chill: O_o

Brookelas nearly squishes LMGT to a pancake.

LMGT: Whoa dood! WHATCHITT!

Chill: Brook, where's your Halloween costume?

Brook: I can be a princess for Halloween if I want too >:(

Mario: Kewl ^_^ PIE!!

Mario finds a pie that appeared out of nowhere. He eats it. Herbert falls out of nowhere.

Herbert: (Ow...) So, you've fallen into my trap, pesky penguins! HAHAHA!

Boss: Herbert
LM96: Yes! I get to test out this thingamajig on a villain! W00t!

Herbert: Huh?

LM96: You'll see...

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Herbert: GAHHHHH! (145/150)

Mario: High HP O_O

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Herbert: Watch where you're...oh wait... (143/150)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Johnny: I need a new attack...

Herbert: Ow! (142/150)

LMGT > Rollin' in the Dough

Herbert: What the... (141/150)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Herbert: GRRR! Get me out of this....whatchamacallit! (139/150)

Mario: Herbert has a sense of humor? O_O

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: (I love to say this!) You sir have no pancake mix!

Herbert: That's a dumb catchphrase. (134/150)

Butterfingers: YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Butterfingers went into Rage! Next turn his attack will do 20 damage!

Herbert: O_O

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Herbert: Gah! (124/150)

LM96 > !pwn Herbert

LM96: Ready for epicness? Good.

Herbert: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- -aaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (109/150)

Brook > The Mall Crusher

Brook crushes Herbert in between the Brookelas Mall and Lucas9147 superstar mall.

Lucas: How come my mall appears, but I don't?

PT: Now you do. Now leave.

Lucas: Aww...

Lucas explodes.

Herbert > Wacky Awesome Super Duper Nothing Attack

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

Herbert: Imma Scatman! ^_^ Ski bi do be da!

Chill: WHAT THE COOKIES? (5/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Herbert: D'oh... (104/150)

Mario > Blah Bl-

Mario's eyes cross.

Mario: ARGH! Why does my brain have to play video games NOW?

Johnny > Stick Whack

Herbert: Oof! (103/150)

LMGT > Pizza Dough

LMGT: Fun attack ^_^

Herbert: I can't see! (102/150)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Herbert: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa (100/150)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Herbert: OWCH! (80/150)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Herbert: Stop it with the powerful attacks >:( (70/150)

LM96 > !pwn Herbert

Herbert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- -oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! (55/150)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Brook does 5 + 5 damage due to the last attempt doing nothing due to a mistake by me. ^_^

Herbert: GRR! (45/100)

Herbert > Wacky Awesome Super Duper Nothing Attack

Herbert: Imma Scatman! Ski bi do be da!

Chill: ...................... (0/10)

Herbert: Bwahaha! (55/150)

Mario: OMG he stole Chill's power O_o

Mario attempts to attack again, but his brain decides to work on his profile for Mario Party DS.

Johnny > Stick Whack

Herbert: Ooooof! (54/150)

LMGT > Pizza Dough

Herbert: Can't see @_@ (53/150)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Herbert: Blarge blarge mleh mleh! (51/150)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Herbert: Ugh... (46/150)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Herbert: NOOOOO! (36/150)

LM96 > !pwn Herbert

Herbert: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (21/150)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Herbert: Ack! (16/150)

Herbert > Wacky Awesome Super Duper Nothing Attack

Herbert: Imma Scatman! Ski bi do be da!

Mario: Owie! :( (5/10)

Mario > Pie Throw

Herbert: Woah! Surprise attack! o_O (15/150)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Herbert: STOP IT! (14/150)

LMGT > Pizza Dough

Herbert: Can't...take it any...more... (13/150)

LM96: When I attack it will finish him off :D

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Herbert: ........ (11/150)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Herbert: Can't take anymore... (6/150)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Herbert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Herbert explodes and Chill gets back up.

Chapter 6: Game CONTINUE!
Chill: I is bored.

Penquino: Hey, Chill! (whisper whisper whisper)

Brook: ?

Chill and Penquino: !pwn Brookelas

Brook: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!

Mario: Shut up.

Goombella: Sorry...

Goombella explodes.

Finn McMissile: Hi guys ^_^

Chill: Hi Finn. Nice Halloween costume.

Finn is wearing an airport security guard hologram costume.

Finn: Thanks I stole it from the Cars 2 database ^_^

Chill: o_O

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

Penquino: Why did you put that there?

PT: So it would be dramatic.

Penquino: Oh.

Ben walks in. But he is different. How? He has Lightning McQueen and Rod Torque Redline tied to his feet, and is using Leland Turbo as his arm.

Finn: OMG LELAND TURBO IS BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Ben?: Shaddup! I'm Franko. I have orders by mah boss to DESTROY YOU!!!

Boss: Franko
Franko splits up into Ben, Lightning McQueen, Rod Torque Redline, and Leland Turbo but is somehow still controlling them all. O_O

Ben: Beat me now! MWAHAHA!

Chill > Megaphone 2

Chill: Imma Scatman! Ski bi do be da!

Ben: O_O (15/20)

York: Neva fear, York is here! ^_^

York joins the party for no reason.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Ben: OW! (13/20)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Ben: Oof! (12/20)

LMGT > Pizza Dough

LMGT: YA DOOD!

Ben: Can't see!! (11/20)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Ben: STOP IT! (9/20)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Ben: What the cookies? O_O (4/20)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Ben: Ugh... (0/20)

Ben faints.

LM96 > !pwn Lightning McQueen

Lightning: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (5/20)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Lightning: Ugh... (0/20)

Lightning faints.

Rod Torque Redline > Roll Over You!

Rod drives on Chill, causing 5 damage and flattening him to the ground.

Chill: Oh noes! I can't attack! (5/10)

Leland Turbo > Roll Over You!

Mario: AWWWWW MAN! (5/10)

York: Wait, you forgot meh turn! RAWR!

PT: Sorry...

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Rod: Oww... (10/20)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Rod: Uh, duh, we're metal. >_< OMG YOU DINGED ME! (9/20)

LMGT > I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT's Waitors come and trample Rod. He faints.

LMGT: Yummeh food ^_^

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Leland: !!!!! (18/20)

Finn crashes into Leland but he manages to ricochet him off, sliding into Johnny.

Finn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Johnny: OH N- (0/10)

Johnny faints.

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Leland: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD (13/20)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Reeze: DEH DEH DEH!

Leland: D'oh... (3/20)

LM96 > !pwn Leland Turbo

Leland: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Leland explodes in space. Ben, Lightning and Rod turn to normal.

Lightning: Huh? What happened?

Rod: Yeah, the last thing I remember was there was this big scary guy in Zee Underwear Drawer heading for us and then it all just went black.

Ben: Imma join you for some reason ^_^

Chapter 7: Pancakes and Robots! Wait, WHAT?
Giant Pancake: Hi!

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Johnny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHHHH!

The Rest of The Party: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Party runs to the Ski Hill. They get struck by lightning.

Chill: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

The Party runs to the Beacon.

Dimentio: Ahahaha. Like dumb people feeding a shark.

PT: Hey! You're not supposed to be in this story!

Dimentio: Oops!

Dimentio leaves.

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: You stop using that right now or I'll- GAHHHHHH!

Fourth Wall: HAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAH!

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyho-

Goombella kicks Random Chinese Guy.

Goombella: GAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!

Chill: Why did they just do the laughing joke? And WHY was GOOMBELLA in it?

Goombella: Cause I'm cool OH HI GHOSTY!

Penguin In A Ghost Costume: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The penguin runs off. Goombella chases him. Brook lands just as Businessbot walks up the Beacon stairs.

Businessbot: CLONING MACHINE AND PANCAKE SHIELD!

Businessbot makes 2 more Businessbots and also gets the Giant Pancake to use as a shield.

Giant Pancake: Help me! :(

Boss: Businessbot and Co.
Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giant Pancake: WAAAAAAAAAAAA! Get the robots, not me! :( (45/50)

Mario: Hey, look!

Mario sees them holding up the Giant Pancake.

Mario > Pie Throw

Businessbot: ARGH! How did you do that? (29/30)

Businessbot loses his balance and falls over, flattening Businessbot 2 and Businessbot 3 with the Giant Pancake.

Mario: Heehee!

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot: .... (28/30)

LMGT > Eat Pie

LMGT: Yummeh :P

Penquino > Pie Throw

Businessbot: ..... (27/30)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Businessbot: Funny stuff! OH THE HORRORS! (22/30)

Reeze > Pie Throw

Businessbot: ....... (21/30)

LM96 > !pwn Businessbot

Businessbot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (6/30)

Businessbot lands, and breaks to pieces but somehow rebuilds himself.

Brook > Mall Crusher

Businessbot: OH NOOOOOO! (1/30)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Businessbot: OH N- BOOOOM (0/30)

Ben > Mallquake!

Ben drops a giant mall and causes an earthquake.

Businessbot 2 and 3: Argh! (25/30)

Giant Pancake: Meanies! :( (40/50)

Businessbot 2 > Tie-In Deal

Chill: OMG That's the worst name *choke* *gag* (5/10)

Businessbot 3 > Tie-In Deal

Chill: *choke* *gag* *faint* (0/10)

Giant Pancake > Fall Over

Giant Pancake: That's what you get for attacking me!

Mario: Eek! It's power...ful...guhhh... (0/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot 2: Oh no! (24/30)

LMGT > Eat Pie

LMGT: Sorry *nomnom* I'm not *nomnom* being productive :( *nomnomnomnonmonmnomnomnom*

Penquino > Pie Throw

Businessbot 2: Whoa! (23/30)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Businessbot 2: Stop being funny! (18/30)

Reeze > Pie Throw

Businessbot 2: Oof! (17/30)

LM96 > !pwn Businessbot 2

Businessbot 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (2/30)

Businessbot 2 lands the same way as the first one did.

Brook > Mall Crusher

Businessbot 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/30)

Businessbot 2 explodes.

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Businessbot 3: Ow! (20/30)

Ben > Mallquake!

Businessbot 3: D'oh... (15/30)

Businessbot 3 > Tie-In Deal

Johnny: EEP! (5/10)

Johnny > Pie Throw

Businessbot 3: Ow. (14/30)

LMGT > Eat Pie

LMGT: SO GOOD NOMONOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMONMOMOMOMNOMOMNONONONMONONONONMONM

Penquino > Pie Throw

Businessbot 3: Durrr!! (13/30)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Businessbot 3: That's it! I've HAD it enough with all this silliness! GAME OVER! (8/30)

Businessbot 3 drains Johnny, LMGT and Penquino's HP. They all FAINT.

Businessbot 3: HAHAHA! (33/30)

Reeze: OMG HAX!

Reeze > Pie Throw

Businessbot 3: Argh! (32/30)

LM96 > !pwn Businessbot 3

Businessbot 3: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES! (17/30)

CRASH!

Brook > Mall Crusher

Businessbot 3: Ow! (12/30)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Businessbot 3: O_O (7/30)

Ben > Mallquake!

Businessbot 3: Heh...heh...HEH HEH HEH!!!! (2/30)

Businessbot 3 > HP Drain

Businessbot 3 drains Butterfingers, Reeze, and LM96's HP.

Businessbot 3: Heehee! (32/30)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Businessbot 3: O_o (27/30)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Businessbot 3: Argh... (22/30)

Ben > Mallquake!

Businessbot 3: There isn't enough of you now! WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ! (17/30)

Businessbot 3 > HP Drain

PT > Not So EPF

Error Box: Sorry. You used this move too much! Come back next year to try it again.

Businessbot 3: O_o

Businessbot 3 > Tie-In Deal

Brook: Blargle! (5/10)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Businessbot 3: Ahhhh! (12/30)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Businessbot 3: Ooooof! (7/30)

Ben > Mallquake!

Businessbot 3: Hahaha! Time for my SPECIAL attack! (2/30)

Businessbot 3 > EPIC SUPERSTAR FINISH YEW OFF!

BOOM DA BOOM DA BOOM DA BOOM

York: OMG THEREZ BOMBZ AND STARZ AND GEARZ EVERYWHERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A gear explodes right next to Chill.

Chill: HUH WUT? (10/10)

Businessbot 3: Wut? O_O

The rest of the party gets revived, and a bomb destroys Businessbot 3.

Mario: Long battle :|

Chapter 8: Hyper Coffee Penguin Force
Chill: Welcome to the HCPF!

Mario: What's that?

Chill: HYPER COFFEE PENGUIN FORCE!!!!

Mario: YAAAAAAAY!

Chill: COFFEE SHOP!!!

York: WOOOOOOOOOOOT IMMA HYPER :D

Everyone goes to the Coffee Shop. Penguin Band music plays for no reason.

Chill: OMG THE PENGUIN BAND IS IN THE BOOK ROOM ^_^

They run up. They go back down and see that there is a NEW movie - Night of the Living Sled 4: Penguin Band Terror!

Chill: O_O

Teh Movie

Petey K: O_O THE LIVING SL3D!!!!!!!!

Stompin Bob: EEEEEEEEEK!

G Billy: OH NOEZ!

Franky: MUMU!

The rest of the band stares at Franky.

Franky: WAAAAAAH!

Franky runs away. The Living Sled explodes along with the movie projector.

Teh End

Chill: WEIRD

Ben: That was a long battle. I need some COFFEH!

Ben does the Hyper Coffee Penguin Force dance. He orders some coffee from the Invisible Waitor.

Invisible Waitor: But I don't exist :S

Everyone except Invisible Waitor: Don't care!

Invisible Waitor: :(

Invisible Waitor pours Ben some invisible coffee.

Ben: Wha?

Invisible Waitor: Coffee that doesn't exist from a waitor that doesn't exist.

Ben: GRRRRRRRR!

Ben dropkicks the Invisible Waitor out the door. He falls into a garbage can and explodes.

LM96: Odd.

Mario throws a computer at the camera for no reason.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES NERR NERR NERR

OK, we're back!

Mario is gone.

Chill: Wha?

Meanwhile, in the Nutty House...

Mario: OMG WHERE AM I?

Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario teleports out for some reason. Meanwhile, back at the Coffee Shop...

LMGT: I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Mario teleports in.

Mario: Hey guys ^_^

There is a big CRRASH! And the Coffee Shop is destroyed. The Party flees. Meanwhile, outside...

Invisible Waitor: Get me outta here!

Chill and friends dash past the trash can. What are they running from? The Ultimate Protobot, who just gulped up the trash can even though it exploded somehow. Protobot somehow catches up.

Protobot: Initiating plan... C://Not So EPF/A (Not So) Spooky Halloween/Protobot/Phrase1

Mario: OK? We'll be on ou-

Protobot: Activating plan. Codename: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Johnny: NOOOOOOOOO! Not "WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!" OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Boss: Ultimate Protobot
Protobot: Checking files... C://Not So EPF/A (Not So) Spooky Halloween/Protobot/Battle/AttackPattern ...All battle systems ready.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Protobot: ERROR 404 (55/60)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Mario: Heehee!

Protobot: ERROR! Defense system activated. (53/60)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Johnny: My attack didn't work O_o

LM96: Hmm...He must have 1 defense now.

LMGT > Donut-Pretzel

LMGT somehow turns Protobot into a donut and twists it into a pretzel. He eats it, then Protobot falls from the sky and crashes.

Protobot: Impossible. Chances of attacks working... 1%. Recalculating defense. (44/60)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Protobot: Error. Foreign object spotted. Destroying. (43/60)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Protobot: Silliness detected. Going into earplug mode. (39/60)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Protobot: Critical damage detected. Raising defense. (30/60)

LM96 > !pwn Protobot

Protobot: ERROR ERROR ERROR! Critcial damage! Activating danger mo- (15/60)

Protobot crashes and breaks. He rebuilds.

Protobot: Activating danger mode.

A shield of soda bottles surrounds Protobot.

Brook > Mall Crusher

The malls easily destroy the shield and crush Protobot.

LM96: How does his defense not work sometimes?

Brook: I dunno.

Protobot: Extreme danger. Activating danger mode. (10/60)

The soda bottle shield returns.

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Protobot: Critical damage. Activating super explosion.

Ben > Mallquake!

Protobot: Systems destroyed. Activating super explosion in 3...2...1... (0/60)

The Party flees as Protobot makes a huge explosion, engulfing the Town. Somehow it comes back and the Coffee Shop is rebuilt.

Chapter 9: Dr. Pepper is Awesome! (hint hint)
PT: Tee hee.

The Party goes to the Dock.

Invisible Waitor: I survived :D

Mario: Don't care.

Awesome: Hi guys ^_^

Penquino: Hiya Awesome.

Drpepper: Hai there :D

Awesome has a ninja costume on and Drpepper has a ghost costume on.

Drpepper: Close your eyes and don't open them till I say so! That means you, Chill.

Chill closes his eyes. Drpepper starts pumping air into a 20 foot Frankenpenguin Yard Inflatable. He finishes, as Mario giggles.

Drpepper: OK. You can look now.

Chill opens his eyes and has a heart attack so bad it explodes. He faints (he's still alive? O_O)

Chill: Where am I?

Chill wakes up in Zee Underwear Drawer. Actually Johnny is just holding a huge picture of it in front of him. LMGT eats it because he is bored.

Chill: Hi guys! ...How am I still alive?

Mario: Dude! Don't you know hearts in the Not So EPF Universe are useless? We don't use that boring real world stuff. We use gas pumps and red stuff! ^_^

LMGT: How do you know?

Mario: I went to science school, UNLIKE YOU who went to cooking school instead.

LMGT: Hey, I like food ya know? >:( Mario? MARIO?

Mario has his face stuffed with a pie.

LMGT: LOL

Butterfingers: This story is kewler then the last one ^_^ Yes, I read dem :)

Chill: Kewl

Finn: HEY! >:(

Butterfingers snaps his fingers and Finn disappears.

Reeze: Odd.

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA!

Brook flies into the sun. A black shadow of Brook falls down.

Penquino: SHADOO!

Brook: I'm Brook.

Brook somehow shakes the burn-ny-ness off. I made a new word! YAAAAAY!

???: Heh heh heh...

Mr. L falls out of nowhere.

Mr. L: CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Boss: Mr. L
Mr. L: (to himself) I'm not weak, I'm not weak... (20/20)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. L: Agh! (15/20)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Mr. L: Ooof! (13/20) Wait! You guys are a bunch of Cheetos!

Mario: LOL

Mr. L sends each party member except Chill into a cage.

Mr. L: Just to be fair ;)

Chill: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Mr. L > High Jump

Chill: Owch! (8/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: What the? My megaphone is gone!

Mr. L: Heh heh heh.

Chill: HEY! You're just a big...What's the word...Oh yeah! Cheaty McCheaterton!

Mr. L: The Green Thunder strikes like lightning!

Mr. L > High Jump

Chill: I CALL FOUL! (6/10)

Chill > No Attack

Mr. L: Give up?

A safe crushes Mr. L.

Mr. L: Whoa now! Go easy on me! (3/20)

Mr. L > High Jump

Chill: Nah! (4/10)

Chill > No Attack

Mr. L: Ugh...The boss won't like this... (0/20)

The cage disappears, letting The Party out.

Chapter 10: Some New Thingamajigs
PT: AKA enemies and party members. Now... TRANSMISSION!

Villain Transmission

???: You guys failed?

Herbert: Uhh...I gotta get Protobot in for repairs! Bye!

Herbert zips off.

Mr. L: And I have to um, deflavorize the Brobot's flavorizer...

???: You don't have that anymore. It was destroyed, remember?

Mr. L: Oh, yeah...

???: Businessbot! I can't believe you. Even with cloning abilities? Grr... Franko! ...Where's Franko?

Businessbot: I don't know.

Mr. L: Yeah, I do. Through our super security cameras that we installed just a second ago but somehow captured past events which is really weird, we found out that they managed to defeat Franko, restoring Ben, Lightning and Rod to normal.

???: What about Leland?

Mr. L: He got thrown into space and exploded.

???: Weird. Anyways, assistant, send my best minions - Bowser, Sonic, and the Test Bots! They will be able to defeat them for sure.

??? 2: Yes sir.

???'s Assistant goes to the Minion Hall (they all have rooms there).

END TRANSMISSION!

Chill: Hyper Coffee Penguin Force!

Johnny: I'M BORED >:(

Sign: This way 2 teh mystery house MWEH HEH HEH

LMGT: Dood let's go that way!

LM96: I have a bad feeling about this...

The friends head for the mystery house as Batman music goes "BABABA!" for no reason.

GGD: I still think we should have Good Luck Charlie Music ^_^

Chill: Hiya GGD :D

GGD: Oh hai guys- OMG I HAVENT BEEN A PARTY MEMBER SINCE NOT SO EPF 2?????

PT: Not mah fault. Shy Guy did most of the stories. And Bullet Bill. And Larry.

Johnny: Look! I founds me an iPhone on teh ground!

Everyone except Johnny: NOWAI!

Johnny: :) Oh look, there's Super Coffee Puffle Birds! And Orangey is in it!

The music blasts REALLY loud out of Johnny's new iPhone.

Chill: WHAT?

I SAID THE MUSIC BLASTS REALLY LOUD OUT OF JOHNNY'S NEW iPHONE!

Chill: THE PIZZA FLATS TICKLY BOND OUT OF JOHNNY'S NEW BONE?

PT destroys the iPhone.

Johnny: Awwww....

GGD: BTW do you like my costume? I'm a Wal-Mart employee! ^_^

Chill: It's kewl ^_^

Ben: Hey I wonder if Fawful will come :P Then we have the CPSW team

Fawful: Never fear! It is I of Fawfulness!

Mario: What did he just say? :S

LM96Bot: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT ERROR ERROR ERROR Restarting... !pwn command reloaded CONTINUE

Chill: Why does this path take us through a dark forest?

Johnny: IDK!

LMGT: Neva fear, Da Pizza Chef iz here!

LMGT runs through the forest. Everyone follows him and they reach the mystery house that the sign talked about. It is decorated with every CP Halloween item you can imagine - in fact, the walls are even wallpapered with several different of the Halloween backgrounds.

Chill: Obsession O_o

Drpepper: IKR?

They walk inside and Professor Frankly music plays.

Mario: OH NOES! That's the music that played whenever I saw the TTYD Party in Chill's Rescue! D:

???: Hi!

Goombella walks out of the shadows.

Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!

The Party freaks and runs out - but they trip over Kyle for some reason.

Kyle: Why am I here?

PT: I dunno. Cuz I felt like it.

Kyle: Get meh outta this place.

The Party makes a dash for the door, but it locks.

Ben: Uhh, this could be bad...

Goombella: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!

Goombella turns into Bowser.

Bowser: Wait, how did I do that? It's not like I'm a Duplighost or anything. Eh, whatever. FIGHT! >:D

Boss: Bowser
Bowser: I'm too powerful, you can't beat me ^_^ (9001/9001)

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reeze: OMG HAX O_O

Mario: AUTHOR............

PT: Sorry.

Bowser: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (100/100)

LMGT: Haha ^_^

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: Ow! (95/100)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Bowser: Argh! I'm not gonna get beaten again like in that whachamacallit Puffle Lawn Chair! (93/100)

Johnny > Stick Whack

Bowser: Bwahaha! Wimpy! (92/100)

LMGT > Pizza Dough

Bowser: Still wimpy ^_^ (91/100)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Bowser: Gah! (89/100)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Bowser: MUMU! (84/100)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

LMGT: BOOYA!

Bowser: OWWWWWWWWWWWW! (74/100)

LM96 > !pwn Bowser

Bowser: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (59/100)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Bowser: Gragh! (54/100)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bowser: O_o (49/100)

Ben > Mallquake!

Bowser: Haha! Missed me!

Ben: Exactly.

The Mallquake starts.

Bowser: ARE YOU SERIOUS? (44/100)

Awesome > iSparkle

Awesome his Bowser with a giant star.

Bowser: GWAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (39/100)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Bowser: ARGH ARGH ARGH ITS SO COOOOOOOOOLD MAKE IT STOP <=( (36/100)

GGD > TV

GGD throws a giant TV at Bowser.

Bowser: OWCH! (29/100)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Bowser: Whoa now! I get that it's an epic line, but... (19/100)

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

Kyle distracts Bowser with fireworks then kicks his foot.

Bowser: OWIE! (18/100)

Bowser > Triple Dip

Bowser: Now I can attack three times >:D

Bowser > Hey! Hey Apple! Hey Apple Hey! ...CAGE!

The floor opens up under LM96 and he falls in.

LM96: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/10)

Bowser > Breath Fire

Bowser breathes fire on Chill and Mario and they both faint.

Chill: NOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/10)

Mario: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/10)

Awesome: Imma cheat ^_^ Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Automatic Destruction!

Bowser explodes. Goombella falls from the ceiling. The Party gets revived.

Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAW!

The Party: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Party destroys the door and runs away.

Goombella: Aww...

Chapter 11: Supersonic Speed!
Chill: I feel like chopping down teh forest! :D

Goombella's Voice: You better not!

Chill: Sorry...

The Party goes to the Ice Rink.

Apple Kid: EAT AT JOE'S!

Apple Kid flees.

Mario: Huh? Why did he...

Joe's starts falling above the Ice Rink.

LM96: RUN!!!!!!!!!

The Party exits the Ice Rink in various, humorous ways. Joe's crushes the Ice Rink.

Tails: Eat at Sonic!

Apple Kid: Oh no! Joe's and Sonic have been rivals for OVER 9000 years! D:

Sonic falls from the sky and crushes Joe's. Link drives up.

Knuckles: Welcome to Sonic what would u like ^_^

Link: A burger ^_^

Knuckles leaves and comes back 1 second later with a gigantic burger.

Knuckles: How was the service ^_^

Link: Too slow ^_^

Knuckles: Thanks come again ^_^

Sonic walks out.

Sonic: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Boss: Sonic
Sonic grabs The Party and throws them to the moon. However, Chill and Mario got fat somehow and landed a second after they got thrown. They turn to normal.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: Ow! (80/85)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sonic: Ooch! (78/85)

Sonic > Supersonic Speed

Chill: Ow! (8/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: Argh! (73/85)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sonic: STOP! (71/85)

Sonic > Supersonic Speed

Chill: He's spiky...Ugh... (6/10)

Chill > MEGAphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic gets trapped in a force field.

Sonic: O__________________________O (56/85)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sonic: Eep! (54/85)

Sonic > Supersonic Speed

Chill: Ugh... (4/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: OWW! (49/85)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sonic: Ow! (47/85)

Sonic > Supersonic Speed

Chill: Uh oh! (2/10)

Johnny falls off the moon.

Johnny: Hi guys ^_^

Mario: JONNEH!

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOO! (42/85)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Mario: Hi-ya!

Sonic: My head... :S (40/85)

Johnny > It's Raining Wigs

Johnny buries Sonic in a pile of wigs.

Johnny: Finally a new attack for me!

Sonic: Pbbth! (36/85)

Sonic > Supersonic Speed

???: Super Fist of the Donut Dood: HP Refiller!

Chill's HP gets refilled. LMGT falls down.

LMGT > Donut Paper!

A wallpaper of donuts appears behind Sonic. It rolls up with Sonic inside. It explodes and Sonic falls down.

Sonic: O_____o (33/85)

Sonic > Supersonic Speed

Chill: You can't beat us ^_^ (8/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: Gah! (28/85)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sonic: Oof! (26/85)

Johnny > It's Raining Wigs

Sonic: Pbbth! (22/85)

LMGT > Donut Paper!

Sonic: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (19/85)

Sonic > Supersonic Speed

Apple Kid: Go Chill and Friendz! ^_^

Chill: Ow! (6/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: Ugh... (14/85)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Sonic: Make teh hurtyness stop... (12/85)

Johnny > It's Raining Wigs

Sonic: Noooo... (8/85)

LMGT > Donut Paper!

Sonic: Can't...take...much...more... (5/85)

Sonic > Supersonic Speed

Chill: Yeah, I'mma defeat you on this turn ^_^ (4/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic explodes.

Chapter: 12: Testing Robotz
The rest of the party falls off the moon. An alien falls off of Mars.

LM96: Go away ^_^

Alien: aww...

The Alien explodes.

Wheel-Bot: HAHAHA!

Johnny: You aren't supposed to be here yet. NOW GET OUT!

Johnny chases the Wheel-Bot with his stick. Johnny explodes for some reason.

Johnny: Ow.

Mario jumps in the author's booth and stuffs PT in a pot.

PT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

PT wiggles out.

Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Butterfingers: Hey! What about the Halloween storm?

Brook gets struck by lightning in midair.

Brook: OWWWWWWWWWWW!

Brook falls to the ground, knocked out.

Penquino: Heehee!

LMGT runs to his igloo and comes back a second later with 7 Halloween donuts stuffed in his mouth. He inhales them.

GGD: LMGT how do you eat so much?

LMGT: Well, it all started when...

FLASHBACK!

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh! You can't stop the amazing...COUNT BLECK!

LMGT: Yes we can! :D

LMGT eats the Void.

Count Bleck: O_______________________________________________O

''END FLASHBACK!

GGD: OMG YOU HAVE A VOID IN UR TUMMY?

LMGT: Yupperz. :)

Mario: Then how did Roy survive in Not So EPF 2?

LMGT: Does logic REALLY apply in our universe?

Mario: Uhh...No?

LMGT: Exactly.

Test Bots: BWAHAHA!

Boss: The Test Bots
Snow-Bot: TRIPLE POWA!

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheel-Bot: Ow! (65/70)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Wheel-Bot: ARGH! (63/70)

Johnny > It's Raining Wigs

Wheel-Bot: EWWW I JUST ATE ONE (59/70)

LMGT > Donut Paper!

Wheel-Bot: I feel folded :\ (56/70)

Penquino > That's A Wrap

Wheel-Bot: OW that hurts. (54/70)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Wheel-Bot: O_o (49/70)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Wheel-Bot: YOU SLICED MEH! Maybe. I dunno. (39/70)

LM96 > !pwn WheelBot

Wheel-Bot: OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!111!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (24/70)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Wheel-Bot: You aren't turning ME into scrap metal >:( (19/70)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ben > Mallquake!

Wheel-Bot: OWWWWWWWW! (14/70)

Awesome > iSparkle

Wheel-Bot: Grah... (9/70)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Wheel-Bot: OH NO! (6/70)

Chill: What is it? Is your wittle robot system bweaking? ^_^

Wheel-Bot: No! I forgot to switch to Geico!

Chill: ...

GGD > TV

Wheel-Bot: NOOOOOOOOO *bzzt* (0/70)

Chill: Yeah we go-

Rickroll music plays. Wheel-Bot gets up, with 10 HP.

Wheel-Bot: I just rickroll'd you ^_^ (10/70)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Not if I have anything to say about it! Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Wheel-Bot: Nooooo... (0/70)

Wheel-Bot faints.

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

Snow-Bot: Ow! You hurt my...snowboard? (69/70)

Wheel-Bot: Grrngh...grnngh...resorting...to...battery...power... (0.5/70)

Wheel-Bot > Codename: Teamwork

Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot, and Jet-Bot ram into Chill, Mario, and Johnny, respectively. They all faint.

Chill: Power...ful...robo...ts... (0/10)

Snow-Bot > Codename: Teamwork

LMGT: Not again!

Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot, and Jet-Bot ram into LMGT, Penquino, and Butterfingers, respectively. They all faint.

Jet-Bot > Codename: Teamwork

Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot, and Jet-Bot ram into Reeze, LM96, and Brook, respectively. They all faint.

Businessbot: Nothing better then a paperwork sandwich ^_^

Businessbot eats a sandwich with paperwork in it.

PT: Leave.

Businessbot: Aww...

Businessbot leaves.

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Snow-Bot: Not cool! (64/70)

Ben > Mallquake!

Snow-Bot: Ow! (59/70)

Awesome > iSparkle

Snow-Bot: Starz hurt mah system :( (54/70)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Snow-Bot: Urk... (51/70)

Snow-Bot gets a cramp from teh liquidz. OH NOES! (not)

GGD > TV

Snow-Bot: Everything's crashing down on me! WAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm telling my mumu! (44/70)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Snow-Bot: Too much epicness...EPIC OVERLOAD! (34/70)

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

Wheel-Bot: OH NOEZ! Battery...power...lost... (0/70)

Snow-Bot: NOOOOOOOOOOO! And the teamwork attack won't work because I'm having a Robo-Cramp.... Owch...

Jet-Bot > Ram Into U

Jet-Bot does a weaker version of the teamwork attack, and only does 5 damage to York. It works, though.

York: OH NOZ!!!!11 (5/10)

Explorer flies across the screen somehow.

Explorer: Haw-chaw-haw!

Explorer raises everybody's HP to 15. It doesn't revive any of them, though.

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

Snow-Bot: URK!!!!!!!! (29/70)

Ben > Mallquake!

Snow-Bot: Not...feeling...good... (24/70)

Snow-Bot puts his mechanical flipper over his mechanical beak.

Snow-Bot: Jet... Bucket...

The Party: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

York: How did you get revived to say that?

Chill: It was too gross, so we revived ourselves to say "ewwwww".

Jet-Bot hands Snow-Bot a bucket. He flees. And The Party grosses out.

Awesome > Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Small World Madness!

The Clock Tower Battle music from Epic Mickey plays.

Chill: Fail music from a fail game :(

Mario: But Chill, none of us have played it. IT STINKZ!

Jet-Bot blacks out by the failness. Snow-Bot comes back.

Snow-Bot: I feel better now. ATTACK!

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Snow-Bot: Huha huha hee!

Snow-Bot blocks it and splashes the Dr. Pepper on a random tree that just walked by... O_O

GGD > TV

Snow-Bot: U crushed my head... :( (17/70)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: ''OMG! Somebody hacked me and now I lost my voice! NOOOOO!''

Snow-Bot: Haha!

Kyle: I'll fill in for him!

Kyle > Sh-boom 2 aka Epicer Version

Life Could Be A Dream! Do do do do and something

Snow-Bot: @_@ I LUV IT! (4/70)

Kyle: Now, as long as the song plays, he is hypnotized into punching himself in the face instead of us!

Chill: BRB!

Chill runs off and nominates Kyle for the "Epic-ist Not So EPF Partner Award". He comes back.

Snow-Bot > Punch In Teh Face

Snow-Bot: I LUV IT! (3/70)

The song ends.

Chill: OH NO!

Kyle: Did I mention I put it on infinite loop?

The song starts up again.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO EFFECT

Chill: Wha?

PT: Jet-Bot is blacked out, duh. He can't hear.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Jet-Bot: ... (68/70)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

NO EFFECT

LMGT > Pizza Dough

NO EFFECT

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

NO EFFECT

Butterfingers > Secret Attack

Butterfingers teleports into Jet-Bot's mind.

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Butterfingers teleports back out.

Jet-Bot: ... (63/70)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Jet-Bot: ... (53/70)

LM96 > !pwn Jet-Bot

Jet-Bot: ... (38/70)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Jet-Bot: ... (33/70)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA! BLEHHHHHHHHHH!

Jet-Bot: ... (28/70)

Ben > Mallquake!

Jet-Bot: ... (23/70)

Awesome > iSparkle

Jet-Bot: ... (18/70)

Chill: Stop making him say "..."!

PT: Fine.

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Jet-Bot: I like pie! (15/70)

Mario: YAY! Pie friends! ^_^

GGD > TV

Jet-Bot: I like pie! (8/70)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Chill: Fawful that will never work :|

Fawful: Don't care. Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

The epicness pierces throught the black-outness and causes 3 damage.

Jet-Bot: I like pie! (5/70)

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM

Jet-Bot: I like pie! (4/70)

Snow-Bot > Punch In Teh Face

Snow-Bot: I LUV IT! (2/70)

Jet-Bot > Re-Boot + Double Dip

Jet-Bot: Restarting system. All files loaded in 3...2...1... Installing notsoepf.exe to hard drive. Installed! ...I liek pie :D

Jet-Bot > Fart

Jet-Bot releases lots of toxic gas.

Chill: GAG!!!!!! EWWWW!!!!! (10/15)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Jet-Bot's jetpack sputters out and he faints.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Snow-Bot: NOOOO! I MUST HEAR MORE SH-BOOM! :(

Snow-Bot faints.

Chill: YAH!

100 star points earned!

Battle music plays.

Mario: Whubba?

Wheel-Bot: Ha-chaw!

Wheel-Bot: U cant defeat us!

Jet-Bot: If you do, then I will use my Fartingport and send us to the Robo Repair Shop! BWAHAHAH!

Mario blows them up with TNT.

Jet-Bot: Gah! Fartingport!

Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot, and Jet-Bot disappear in a green puff cloud.

Chapter 13: The Dried Ice Cream Cave
LMGT: I is hungry!

The Party runs to the Plaza. Pizza Parlor Manager is laying in the snow, somewhat knocked out.

Pizza Parlor Manager: Why me...

LMGT sees a flattened Pizza Parlor. Papa John's is there now. The Party goes in.

Johnny: Hi Dad!

Papa John: Hi son

LMGT: HE IZ UR DAD? I GET FREE PIZZA! :D

Apple Kid and Tails appear.

Apple Kid: OMG Joe's-

Tails: -Sonic's other rival! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Apple Kid, Tails, and Papa John are about to get into a fight when they all freeze in the air. A giant bubble appears.

RANDOM NOT SO EPF FACT TIME!

Did you know that LM96Bot is about to toss you to the moon?

York: I wonder what that's about.

Penquino: !pwn Brookelas

Nothing happens.

Penquino: Huh?

LM96Bot: ERROR ERROR 404 MALFUNCTION

LM96Bot tosses the party to the moon.

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Everyone lands.

Chill: What's that?

Chill points at the Dried Ice Cream Cave.

Penquino: ITZ MADE OUTTA DRIED ICE CWEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny: Wow Brook. You've been up here this many times and you didn't notice that?

Brook: I was too busy scweaming like a wittle baby! ^_^

Ben: ...

Everyone enters.

Mario: I'm kinda hungry...

Mario eats some of the dried ice cream.

Mario: Oooh! Rocky Road! My favorite! :D

Rebecca Black falls out of nowhere.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Fri-

Chill kicks Rebecca Black off the moon.

Wario farts up to the moon.

Wario: WAHA!

Johnny: What's with all the farting in this story?

PT: IDK.

Wario's long fart sputters out and he falls down back to Earth.

Mario: Imma update my Freezebook :D

Mario pulls out his computer and types in "On the moon just saw Rebecca Black". Then, an image of it appears!

Mario: Awww now my Freezebook page is available to the whole world :(

GGD: What's that?

Wario fart-rockets back up.

Wario: Now we BATTLE! WAHA!

Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhyohyohhoy! I just wanted to tell everybody that the authors gave me a new name!

Mario: Wut is it? :D

Random Chinese Guy: Mr. Chinatown!

Everybody except Random Chinese Guy: ...

Boss: Wario
Wario: Wahaha! I will beat you up! ^_^

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: O_O (60/65)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Wario: Owch! (58/65)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: Mlargle mlargle mlef! (54/65)

LMGT > Donut Meteor

LMGT smashes a huge donut onto Wario.

Wario: BLAGIDAGAGAGGAGAGAGAG! (48/65)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Wario: Can't see >_< (46/65)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Wario: BLAGiDAGAGGAAGAAG! END TRANSMISSION! (41/65)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Wario: Dat hurts :'( (31/65)

LM96: OH NOEZ! LM96BOT IS STILL ON EARTH!

LM96 > Panic Like A Crazy Dude

LM96 starts panicking and continues throughout pretty much the rest of the battle.

Brook > Mall Crusher

Wario: Oh fartz. (26/65)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wario: What the... (21/65)

Ben > Mallquake!

Ben's mall floats off into outer space.

Ben: I hate outer space gravity :|

Awesome > iSparkle

Wario: Owch. (16/65)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Wario: C-c-c-cold! (13/65)

GGD > TV

Wario: Owch! (6/65)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Wario duct tapes Fawful's mouth.

Fawful: MPHPGPISRPTOIHROSPUHGJOSRHJO! :(

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

Wario: ...What kind of- ow! (5/65)

Wario > Mega Super Fart Whatever

Wario lets out a huuuuge fart. Reeze gets knocked out, and Wario manages to heal 35 HP.

Wario: Wahaha! I'm powerful ^_^ (40/65)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Ow! (35/65)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Wario: Too hammer-y :( (33/65)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: I don't wanna eat your wigs. Yukky. (29/65)

LMGT > Donut Meteor

Wario: Explosion like :| (23/65)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Wario: Pbbbtlaffa! (21/65)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Wario: O_O (16/65)

LM96 > Panic Like A Crazy Dude

LM96 starts panicking again.

Brook > Mall Crusher

Wario somehow holds the malls apart and they explode, damaging Brook instead.

Brook: Ow :( (10/15)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wario: Why are there 2 attacks based on internet memes? (11/65)

Jam and Broseph float past the moon for some reason.

Broseph: We don't have space helmets!

Jam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jam and Broseph start hyperventilating as they head for Saturn.

Ben > Mallquake!

The mall floats off into space again. A black hole sucks it up.

Ben: :|

Awesome > iSparkle

Wario: OW! (6/65)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Wario: COLD!!!!!!!!! D: (3/65)

GGD > TV

Wario: WALUIGI!!!!!!!!!!!

Waluigi comes and takes the hit.

Waluigi: Waha! (8/15)

Fawful > Just Sit There

Fawful just sits there.

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

Wario: Ow! (2/65)

Wario > Fart Mania

Wario farts, knocking out GGD. He also heals 10 HP and restores Waluigi's HP.

Wario: >:D (12/65)

Waluigi: Hahaha! (15/15)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

Wario: Ow! (7/65)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Wario: You guys are meanies! WAAAAAAA! (5/65)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Wario: Argh.... (1/65)

Waluigi: D:

LMGT > Donut Meteor

Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/65)

Wario explodes.

Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOO! My bro! :(

Penquino > That's A Wrap

Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAA! (13/15)

Waluigi trips.

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Waluigi: O_o (8/15)

LM96 > Panic Like A Crazy Dude

LM96 starts panicking AGAIN!

Brook > Mall Crusher

Waluigi tries to hold the malls apart but his arms are too flimsy. SQUISH!

Waluigi: My everything... (3/15)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

York fires her laza. When it is finished, Waluigi is gone.

The Party: YAAAAAY ^_^

LM96: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

LM96 ends up pushing the party off the moon.

Chapter 14: The Mega Pie Caper and Other Stuffz
Mario: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Everyone crash-lands at the Plaza, right outside of Papa John's.

Johnny: I wonder how the fight went!

The Party walks inside, and they notice Apple Kid and Tails on the ground, knocked out.

Some Clown: Mwoohuhhoowah! The Corny Halloween Fair starts soon! Yak hooey!

Some Clown leaves.

Papa John: The Corny Halloween Fair? O_o

The Party leaves.

Penquino: !pwn Brook !pwn Brook !pwn Brook

LM96Bot: Command re-installed. Now pwning Brookelas.

Brook: O_O

Everyone starts watching Brook getting pwned. A pie on a fishing rod appears out of nowhere.

Mario: Oooh!

The fishing rod starts going deeper into the Spooky Forest. Mario follows it. And LMGT didn't notice because...well, he already had his face stuffed with a donut.

Brook: I'll probably have to go to the hospital after this story is done. Or better yet, REVENGE! >:D !pwn Penquino

Penquino: Wha?

Penquino reflects LM96Bot with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet, brutally tossing Brook into the sun.

Everyone in the story except Brook: It's KFB! Kentucky Fried Brookelas! :D

Brook: Ow...

Brook makes a crash-landing on top of the Stage.

Brook: :(

A kangaroo, black penguin, black puffle, and flying bear appear out of nowhere.

Kangaroo: I'm Weirdo

Black Penguin: I'm Fruitcake

Black Puffle: I'm Creepier

Flying Bear: I'm Macaroni

All: WE ARE TEH POLICE PPL! AND U R UNDER ARREST!

Boss: Teh Police PPL
Fawful: Moogly moogly moo! The cat in the hat comes out with a bat! @_@

Fawful somehow gets their HP.

Fawful: Their HPness is of fiveness!

Chill: 5 HP each? So easy.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!

NO DAMAGE

Chill: Wha?

Fawful: Toobily tubular too! The bat in the hat comes out with a cat! @_@

Fawful somehow gets their defense.

Fawful: Their defenseness is of nineness!

Everyone except Teh Police PPL and Fawful: O____________________O

...

Chill: Where is Mario? Oh well.

Johnny > Wigtastic!

NO DAMAGE

LMGT > Donut Meteor

NO DAMAGE

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

NO DAMAGE

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Weirdo: Ow! (4/5)

LM96 > !pwn Weirdo

Weirdo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/5)

Weirdo explodes.

Brook > Mall Crusher

NO DAMAGE

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

NO DAMAGE

Ben > Mallquake!

NO DAMAGE

Awesome > iSparkle

NO DAMAGE

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

NO DAMAGE

GGD > TV

NO DAMAGE

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Fruitcake: :( (4/5)

Fruitcake > Fruitcake Toss

Fruitcake hits Chill with a fruitcake, knocking him out.

Chill: I faintz! (0/15)

Creepier > Creepy Hairstyle That Burns

Creepier's hair sets on fire and he burns Johnny.

Johnny: I faintz as well! (0/15)

Macaroni > Tornado With Macaroni In It

A tornado made out of macaroni appears and inhales LMGT. It spits him out, but he lands headfirst.

LMGT: Ow... (0/15)

Butterfingers skips his turn.

LM96 > !pwn Fruitcake

Fruitcake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/5)

Fruitcake disappears.

Brook, York, Ben, Awesome, Drpepper, and GGD skip their turns.

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Creepier: Ow! (4/5)

Kyle skips his turn.

Creepier > Creepy Hairstyle That Burns

Butterfingers: NO I'M BURNING D: (0/15)

Reeze: The author forgot about me for some reason :|

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Creepier: NO FAIR! (3/5)

Macaroni > Tornado With Macaroni In It

Reeze: WHOA! (0/15)

LM96 > !pwn Macaroni

Macaroni: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/5)

Macaroni dissolves into little bits of macaroni. Everyone except Fawful skips their turns.

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Creepier: OW! (2/5)

Creepier > Creepy Hairstyle That Burns

LM96: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Creepier: NOOOOOOOO! (1/5)

Creepier > Creepy Hairstyle That Burns

Brook: WAAAAAAAH! (0/15)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Creepier: ............. (0/5)

Teh Partay: YAY ^_^

Chapter 15: Do I Know You?
PT: Another intermission with teh bad guyz :D

Villain Intermission!

???: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????????

Bowser: Well, err, um, uh, I can explain!

Sonic: Yeah, meh too!

Test Bots: ...

Herbert: Oh yeah, I gotta fix them.

Wario: Derr, I can't believe it.

???: What about Some Random Guy?

Sonic: He got ambushed and some police whatchamacallits attacked them instead. Obviously, they lost.

???: Grr... Fine, assistant! Send it...

??? 2: Yes sir.

''BLAGIDAGAGAGGAGA! END TRANSMISSION!''

Chill: Yum, coffee ^_^

Johnny: HYPER COFFEE PENGUIN FORCE!

PT: You're on!

Awesome: Durr ^_^

LMGT: I wantz me free pizza D:

LMGT runs into Papa John's and comes out with 27 free pizzas.

Chill, Johnny, and GGD: O__________O

Everyone runs back to LMGT's igloo for a pizza and donut party. When they get there...

LMGT: I'M HUNGRY!

LMGT inhales a pizza.

LMGT: Void powerz ^_^

GGD farts.

Ben: BLAA!

???: YOU IZ ME!

Chill: Wha?

Chill spins around and sees a penguin similar to Mario in features, except he is wearing a Tour Guide Hat, Ninja Mask, Black Hoodie, and Brown Boots.

Mario-like penguin: I am Dark M! I iz gonna blow you to bits of randomness and stuffs!

Boss: Dark M
Dark M: Oh yeah, and I'm changing up the rules a bit.

Everyone besides Chill, Johnny, and Dark M fold up and disappear.

Dark M: 2 against 1 seems better, hm?

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark M: Ow! (40/45)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Dark M: Teh wigz are choking meh! (36/45)

Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Chill: OW! (10/15)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark M: Stop it! My ears are sensitive! (31/45)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Dark M: BLAA! (27/45)

Dark M > Double Dip

Dark M: :P

Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Chill: OW! (5/15)

Dark M > Dark Pie

Dark M throws a void at Chill. It sucks him in, and he is splattered with 10 blueberry pies. Chill falls out of the void.

Chill: O_o (1/15)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark M: OW! (22/45)

Johnny > Wigtastic

Dark M: spitblah (18/45)

Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Chill: Good thing I picked up a Life Shroom in a deleted sce-

Chill faints and restores 5 HP.

Dark M: O_________O

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (13/45)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Dark M: Bleh... Yucky wigs >_< (9/45)

Dark M > Double Dip

Dark M > UPGRADE!

Dark M's Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet turns into a Dark Super Blah Blah Blah Mallet.

Dark M > Dark Super Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Johnny: Owch! (5/15)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody is restored to normal.

Dark M: Durr....You may have beat me, but I have one last surprise! (0/45)

Dark M shoots a lightning bolt at LMGT.

LMGT: O__O

The lightning bolt springs off his tummy.

Dark M: Aww man... It probably still worked, though. Catch ya later, Mr. Pointyhatlover!

Dark M explodes.

Chill: That guy seems a lot like Mario...

Chapter 16: Teh Void of Donutz
LMGT: What did that guy do to meh? O_O It feels like I'm spinning around in a giant washing machine. Maybe I NEED FOOOOOOOOOD! :D

LMGT goes to get a piece of pizza but he flashes all of a sudden. He explodes and The Void goes up into the sky.

Chill: OH NO! That's what Dark M did! D:

Meanwhile, in Zee Underwear Drawer...

LMGT: WHERE IS ME?

LMGT looks around and sees underwear, and some random game overed people that nobody cares about.

Game Overed Guy: HEY!

Sorry.

LMGT: Oh yah! It's Zee Underwear Drawer! Mario told meh about this place.

LMGT punches himself in the face a trillion times to get out. Nothing happens.

LMGT: Wha? Well, maybe I'll see the Queen Shady whatchamacallit.

LMGT walks, and it talks him about half-an-hour to reach Queen Jaydes because of all the donuts he eats.

Queen Jaydes: I like pie with gravy on it!

LMGT: YO DOOD!

Queen Jaydes: GAH!

LMGT: I punched mehself a trillion times and I is still here :(

Queen Jaydes: We made it harder to get out. Now you gots to see Grambi to escape! HAHAHA! Now go.

Queen Jaydes makes a door appear that says "Underwear Drawer Road". LMGT enterz!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMGT: IT IS UNDERWEAR DRAWER ROAD!

Dark Dark Boo: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

LMGT: Wrong type of boo >_<

Dark Dark Boo: Oops!

Dark Dark Boo explodes and is replaced with a Dark Boo.

Dark Boo: HAH-

LMGT hits Dark Boo with a donut and he explodes.

LMGT: Hay! A door!

A door appears labeled The Overpotty.

Cookie: It's the way to The Overcloset!

LMGT eats the cookie. He enters the door.

LMGT: The Overpotty? O_O It is so gross here dood D:

LMGT looks around and sees he is in a HUGE toilet pipe. LMGT starts swimming up it. It flushes, and LMGT starts sinking like a rock. A fish slaps him in the face then goes to Underwear Drawer Road.

LMGT: OW! Grrr... DONUT POWER! :D

LMGT flies up in 0.0000000000000000001 second and gets to The Overcloset.

LMGT: KEWL!

LMGT sees Grambi.

Grambi: Thouest art toast! Oh wait, that's not my line...

LMGT: YO D00D!

Grambi: What do you want?

LMGT: Me wantz outta deh Overcloset!

Grambi: (I like cake with ketchup on it...) Fine! You gots 2 fightest me first! ...And this type of talking is dumb >.<

Boss: Grambi
Grambi: I is powerful >:D (105/105)

LMGT: WAT TEH DONUTZ???????????????????????????????????/////////////////// (15/15)

LMGT > Pizza Hut

A hut made of pizza falls on Grambi and flattens.

Grambi: Ow! (100/105)

Grambi > Shoot With Arrowz!

Grambi shoots LMGT with an arrow... But it springs off his tummy and hits Grambi back.

Grambi: O_______________- (75/105)

LMGT > Pizza Hut

Grambi: Owch!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 (70/105)

Grambi > Ketchup Glop

A giant ketchup bottle appears and pours all over LMGT. He gets stuck.

LMGT > Pizza Hut

The hut falls on LMGT instead but the ketchup catches it.

Grambi > Cake Toss

Grambi throws a cake at LMGT. He inhales it.

LMGT: Yummeh ^_^

Grambi: O_________________________________________O

LMGT gets up.

RPG Box Thingie: LMGT has sticky! Physical attacks will get stuck! LMGT has shield! Aerial attacks DO NOTHING!

Sgt. Schultz: My line!

LMGT > Supa Donut Headbonk Thingie

Grambi: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIE! (26/105)

Grambi > Squish With Huge Cake

LMGT eats the cake.

LMGT > F0000000000000000000000D

A bunch of donuts crush Grambi.

Grambi: G....g.g.a.......gah....... (0/105)

LMGT: TOOO EASY!

Grambi: Yo....you....can....you can go..................

LMGT explodes.

Chapter 17: EYE EZZ BAK!
Chill: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY LMGT WH-

Chill gets squashed by LMGT.

Everyone except LMGT and Chill: DONUT DOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

???: And me.

Chill: HEY! YOU IS THAT DARK M DOOD!

Dark M: Teh donut guy is back? O_O

Dark M runs away.

Awesome: BTW The Corny Halloween Fair is here!

Everyone runs outside for The Corny Halloween Fair.

Ben: MUST SELL PRIZES ON SHOPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Broseph: WE IS IN TEH ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!!!

Jam: WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

Broseph accidentally gets his flipper tied to a bunch of balloons, and they float back into outer space.

Broseph and Jam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Everyone runs to the Forest booth.

Kyle: HEY! They are the old Fair 2010 items!

The booth explodes. An explosion at The Creepy Circus Whatever Thingamajig is seen as well.

Creepier: Ow!

Dark M: Eye ezz back!

Dark M explodes for no reason.

Johnny: Odd.

Ben: zzzzzzz.... -_- I FELL ASLEEP! -_- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

Dark M: EYE EZZ BACK AGAIN!

Boss: Dark M
Dark M: I will defeatz u this time!

Dark M changes it back for fairness.

Chill > Tactics > Switch Partner > LM96

LM96: Where is teh candy cornz?

LM96 > !pwn Dark M

LM96Bot: ERROR. c://lmbot/commands/pwn/darkm NOT FOUND. PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER COMMAND.

LM96: Darn...

Chill > Whack With Bagelz

Chill slaps Dark M with a bagel.

Dark M: Ow! (25/30)

LM69 > Snowball Toss

Dark M: Was that supposed...to hurt? Ow... (24/30)

Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Chill: Yowch! (10/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz

Dark M: Ow! (19/30)

LM96 > Sink Zee Ground

LM96 makes the ground sink. But nothing happens.

Chill: ...

Meanwhile, in Pandanda...

Henry: What a beau-

Henry falls into a giant hole.

Back in CP...

LM96: Rats >_<

Dark M > Dark Operator's Kicking Boot

LM96: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *twink* (0/15)

Chill: NO! LM!

LM96 gets swapped for Brook automatically.

Chill > Tactics > Partner Switch > Reeze

Reeze: How shrimpy ^_^

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Dark M: OW! (9/30)

Dark M > Mushroom Soda

Dark M: HAHAHA! (24/30)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

Dark M: MAH EARZ! (19/30)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Dark M: Not again :( (9/30)

Dark M reaches into his pocket but he's all out of Mushroom Sodas.

Dark M: FINE!

Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Chill: OWIEZ! (5/15)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!

Dark M: Loudyness :O (4/30)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Dark M: (slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Dark M faints.

Chill: Why didn't he explode? :S

Dark M > Itz Black

A robotic version of Chill appears out of nowhere.

Robot Chill: LOADING FILEZ!!!!!!! Attackz installed! Every other stuffs cuz im lazy installed! Elmo's World installed! ...Uninstalling Elmo's World. EYE EZZ ROBO CHILL!

Chill: O_O

Dark M: HAAHHAHAH!

Chill > Megaphone

Dark M: Owchai (25/30)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Dark M: HURK! (15/30)

Dark > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Chill: I-C-Birdies... :) (0/15)

Reeze: UH OH!

Robot Chill > Robo-Phone

Robot Chill: IT'S OVER *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* 9000!

Reeze: O_o (10/15)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Dark M: NOOOOOOOOOO! (5/30)

Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Reeze: OH NO! I IS DONE 4! (5/15)

Reeze starts eating some shrimp.

Robot Chill > Robo-Phone

Robot Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reeze: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)

SHRIMP POWAZ!

Chill and Reeze get restored to full powa!

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark M: WHAT TH- (0/30)

Robot Chill: D:

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Robot Chill: OWCH! (10/20)

Robot Chill > Robo-Phone

Robot Chill: IT'S OVER 9-

Robot Chill gets crushed by LM96 who falls out of nowhere.

Robot Chill: SYSTEM FAILURE! (0/20)

Dark M and Robot Chill explode.

Chapter 18: E-Cards From Space
RING RING

Chill: OOH I GOTZ AN E-CARD ON MAH PUFFBERRY 2.5!

"When your day is sticky, read funneh e-cards! -Jammasterd Farter Pengsdone"

PPL on teh E-Card: WE LIKE COFFEE! WE LIKE COFFEE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Chill deletes the E-Card.

RING RING

Chill: Another e-card D:

"From your favorite (not so) bro -Broseph"

PPL on teh E-Card: Just about anything can happen! We're gonna make puppets with our napkins! If you don't give us turkey, right now!

Chill: OH NOEZ ITS DEH SAME PPL

Chill deletes the e-card.

RING RING

Johnny: They're spamming you :O

"READ MAH E-CARD -Jam (why i put my full name last time, i dunno)"

PPL on teh E-Card: RELEASE TEH BEAVERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Chill deletes the e-card and turns his Puffberry 2.5 off.

Penquino: :P

LM96: Everyone! I just added a new command to LM96Bot! It's called... !Supah Pwn!

Brook: :O

Penquino: !Supah Pwn! B-

Brook: -enquino!!!

LM96Bot: ERROR. c://lmbot/commands/supahpwn/benquino NOT FOUND.

Brook: Grrr...

Penquino: !Supah Pwn! Brook

Brook: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Lucas appears and uses his super powers as Brook heads straight for a black hole.

Brook: Thx bro!

???: .............................................

Ben: Whoz dat?

???: I am.............................................................

Reeze: Hurry up already!

Butterfingers shoves ??? into a random pond.

???: EWWWWWWWWWW FISHIES D:

LMGT: I'M HUNGRY! Ooh, a potato chip!

The potato chip gets caught by a fishing pole. It starts reeling up.

LMGT: NO! MAH POTATO CHIP!

LMGT grabs onto the fishing pole.

Penblooe: O_O I REELED IN A DONUT DOOD!

LMGT: Hai Penblooe :D

Chill: Look! It's Penblooe!

NEW PARTY MEMBER! PENBLOOE

Penblooe: And yes I has a ghost costume because SOMEBODY (glares at PT) never used it.

Fawful: That is of kewlness!

Pudding runs across the road, but nobody notices.

Giant Pancake: EYE EZZ BAC- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

LMGT eats Giant Pancake.

Buzz: I'm Good Woody! I mean Buzz Lightyear! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

A cake falls on Buzz. LMGT eats it.

Buzz: OOH STARMANZ!

Buzz faints.

???: EYE EZZ BAK AND IMMA COUNT BLEACH!

Everyone except Count Bleck: ...........

Count Bleck: I mean Count Bleck :S WE FIGHTZ NAO!

Boss: Count Bleck
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Count Bleck: OW! (85/90)

Penblooe > Pile of Chips

Penblooe buries Count Bleck in a huge mound of potato chips.

Count Bleck: O_O (82/90)

Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)

Count Bleck breathes his bad breath on Penblooe and does 9001 damage.

Penblooe: ............................ (-8986/15)

Chill > Tactics > Partner Switch > LM96

LM96: Where is te- oh wait I already used this line before.

LM96 > !pwn Count Bleck

Count Bleck: Count Bleck laughs at your robot- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (67/90)

LM96: >:P

Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)

LM96: Gross......... *gag* (0/15)

Chill > Tactics > Partner Switch > Reeze

Reeze: SHRIMPY!!!!!!!

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Count Bleck: OW! (57/90)

Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)

Reeze: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/15)

Chill > Tactics > Partner Switch > Fawful

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Count Bleck: OH NOEZ ITS 2 EPIC (47/90)

Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)

Fawful: I am of too much epicness!

Count Bleck: D:

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Count Bleck: Um, ow? (42/90)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Count Bleck: GET MEH AN ASPIRIN! (32/90)

Count Bleck > Ping Dimentio

Dimentio: Yez?

Count Bleck: GET ME SOME ASPIRIN!

Dimentio goes to Castle Bleck.

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Count Bleck: Make it stop... (27/90)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Count Bleck: :( (17/90)

Dimentio appears.

Dimentio: We're all out.

Dimentio explodes.

Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)

Fawful jumps in front of Chill. Therefore, there is no damage.

Count Bleck: Hai! When did Zee Void come?

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Count Bleck: OW! (12/90)

Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Count Bleck: Urk... (2/90)

Count Bleck > BOOM

Count Bleck sucks The Void into his cape. A GIANT explosion blows up the entire island.

Chapter 19: MUMU THERES A MEANIE PUFFLE
Chill: ...

Fawful: ...

???: Chill...

Chill: ...I liek pie...

???: Chill...

Chill and Fawful wake up. But the rest of The Party is gone.

Fawful: It is of Tippyness!

Tippi: ...Um, yeah. Anyways, your friends went somewhere else on the island when it exploded...

Chill: kthxbai

Chill tosses Tippi into the ocean.

Fawful: The Corny Fair of Halloweenness has been destroyed!

Penquino and everyone else appear out of nowhere.

Penblooe: That was odd.

Drpepper: OH NO!

Kyle: What?

Drpepper: Gulp...It's...It's...

Rebecca Black: Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's looking forward to the weekend! Weekend! Partying partying YEAH partying partying YEAH fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weeke-

Awesome dropkicks Rebecca Black so far she lands in the future. The Zoo, to be exact.

Future Penquino: Me likes penguins!

Rebecca Black: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Meanwhile, back in the present.

Ben: The thing is, the next time somebody mentions Friday, she'll be back.

York: YOU JUST SAID FRIDAY! D:

Rebecca Black: It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get do-

Chill hits Rebecca Black with a chicken strip he got from somewhere. He eats it.

LMGT: DAT WUZ MINE :( I SERIOUSLY NEED MAH CHICKEN!

Sea: Lol stolen from CPW

Unknown: I no rite

Sea and Unknown explode. Everyone gets teleported to Wikia-Labs.

Johnny: EEP! That means Uberfuzzy, Sannse, and Scarecroe are all here! EEEEP!

A brown penguin with designer glasses and a rake walks by.

Chill: IT'S JOEYAA! OH NOEZ!

Russian One: Gonna take a ride on a blocky stick

Russian One knocks Joeyaa off the screen.

Chill: :D

Everyone goes into Teh Chicken Farm.

LMGT: FRYED CHICKEN!

LMGT cooks all the chickens and then eats them.

Uberfuzzy: Heeheehee... Long time no see, eh, "friend"? MWAHAAHAA!

A coin falls out of nowhere and turns into Sannse. Scarecroe appears out of nowhere and Joeyaa just falls off another screen into here.

Uberfuzzy: Meet Joeyaa, Wikibate's replacement.

Chill: Oh, we've met before... >:|

Joeyaa: Hi.

Johnny: Where's your sense of humor, dude? I mean, it's Not So EPF! O_O

Joeyaa: Removed because humor stinks.

Chill: OH ITS ON DUDE!

Boss: Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe, and Joeyaa
PT: Francis Battle Music ^_^

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Uberfuzzy: OW! (25/30)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Uberfuzzy: DOUBLE OW! (19/30)

Uberfuzzy > Teh W Bomber

Uberfuzzy gets in his UFO and drops bombs.

Uberfuzzy: By Splode-On-Contact Inc.! HAHHAHA!

Chill: OW! (12/15)

Sannse > Money Bag$

Sannse hits Johnny with a huge money sack.

Johnny: U GUYZ R MEAN (12/15)

Scarecroe > Spit Hay

Scarecroe spits a straw of hay at Chill.

Chill: ... (12/15)

Joeyaa > Cleanup

Joeyaa makes a sink appear that overflows and washes the entire room. Uberfuzzy's HP is refilled, and Chill and Johnny lose 3 HP.

Chill: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CLEANING :( (9/15)

Johnny: ARGH! (9/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Joeyaa: Stop it. (25/30)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Joeyaa: Blah... Umm, I'm starting to feel humor... >_< (19/15)

Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's

Uberfuzzy spits a W at Johnny.

Johnny: OW! (6/15)

Sannse > Money Bag$

Johnny: HELP! (3/15)

Scarecroe > Steal Hatz

A crow appears and steals Chill's party hat. He flies away with it. Chill acts nonchalant for some reason.

Chill: I GOTZ ME SOME MORE!

Chill puts on an extra.

Joeyaa > No More Walrus

Joeyaa drops a Walrus template on Chill and it shatters.

Chill: OW! (6/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Joeyaa: I FEEL TEH HUMOR! (14/30)

Johnny > Weird Wigs

Johnny: Who can explain it, who can tell you why?

Joeyaa gets frozen in time for his next turn.

Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's

Chill: OH NOEZ!!!!! (3/15)

Chill sees two Mushroom Sodas. He drinks one, and gives another to Johnny.

Chill: YAYZ! (13/15)

Johnny: Heehee! (13/15)

Sannse: YOU...YOU...CHEATERS!

Sannse > Delete Wiki

Sannse attempts to delete the Not So EPF Wiki. It fails, because it is not on Wikia anymore!

Andrew: YAY 4 TROPICAL WIKIS! :D

Scarecroe > Hay Bale Smash

Scarecroe drops a hay bale on Chill.

Chill: It's too light hahaha :P

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Joeyaa: OW! (9/30)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Joeyaa: NOOOOOOOO! (3/30)

Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's

Johnny: Owch! (10/15)

Sannse > Money Bag$

Johnny: Owch again! (7/15)

Scarecroe > Big Straw

Scarecroe throws a big hay straw at Johnny. But it's still too thin.

Joeyaa > Cleanup

Chill clogs the random sink.

Joeyaa: AWW MAN!

Chill > Whack With Bagelz

Joeyaa: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (0/30)

Joeyaa disappears in a cloud of W's.

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Uberfuzzy: EWWWW! (24/30)

Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's

Johnny: OW! (4/15)

Sannse > Money Bag$

Johnny: WHY DOES EVERYONE TARGET ME? (1/15)

Scarecroe > Attack That Actually Works

Scarecroe hits Johnny with a W...Made out of straw...

Scarecroe: I fail so bad :(

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Uberfuzzy: OW! (19/30)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Uberfuzzy: BLAGIDAGAGGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (14/30)

Johnny: I'm done...

Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's

Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)

Johnny faints. LMGT appears.

LMGT: YO DOOD!

Sannse > Money Bag$

LMGT: OW! (12/15)

Scarecroe > ???

Scarecroe drinks a whole can of soda really fast.

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Uberfuzzy: OW! (14/30)

LMGT > Donut Meteor

Uberfuzzy: Ow again! (7/30)

Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's

LMGT: Noooo dooooooooood! (9/15)

Sannse > Money Bag$

LMGT: OW! (6/15)

Scarecroe > ITZ CHARGED! MOO HA HA

Scarecroe burps REALLY loud.

Scarecroe: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!

LMGT: Argh! (1/15)

Chill: WHOA! (8/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Sannse: HEY! (25/30)

LMGT > Donut Meteor

Uberfuzzy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/30)

Uberfuzzy's UFO explodes and Uberfuzzy disappears.

Sannse > Money Bag$

LMGT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)

Scarecroe > Summon Tractor

Tractor runs over Scarecroe, flattening him into the ground.

Penquino: I appeared ^_^

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Sannse: STOP IT! (20/30)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Sannse: OW AGAIN! (18/30)

Sannse > Money Bag$

Penquino: OW! (12/15)

Scarecroe: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! :P

Scarecroe > Call LifeAlert

LifeAlert Guy: Sorry we don't deliver to Wikia-Labs.

Scarecroe: Darn...

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Sannse: HELP MEH! (13/30)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Sannse: AHHHHHHHHHH! *insert tripping sound effect here* (11/30)

Sannse > Money Bag$

Penquino: OW! (9/15)

Scarecroe > Eat Vitamins

Scarecroe eats some vitamins and peels himself off the floor.

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Sannse: OW! Mm, bagels! (6/30)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Sannse: AHHHH! (4/30)

Sannse > Money Bag$

Penquino: Dat hurtz! (6/15)

Scarecroe > Trip

Scarecroe trips on purpose, and has a 1% chance of crashing into Chill or Penquino. Of course, he fails.

Scarecroe: WEEEEEEEEEEE!

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Sannse: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/30)

Sannse disappears in a cloud of W's.

Scarecroe: WAIT! DON'T HURT ME!

Scarecroe runs away. The Party teleports out.

Chill: That was weird.

Chapter 20: Haven't We Seen You Enough Already
PT: TWANS MISSION!

VILLAIN TRANSMISSION!

???: Anyway- aww man! Last intermission of the story! Anyways, WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!??!?!?!?!? U FAILZ NAO TELL MEH!

Dark M: Well I DID end the donut guy's game... But it didn't work out. And now I gotta get Robot Chill in for some repairs.

Robot Chill: JELLY ROLL ^_^

???: And Count Bleck! What's up with nearly DESTROYING the island and our whole base?

Count Bleck: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-

???: Don't care. What about- Wait! Where's Uberfuzzy, Sannse, and Joeyaa?

Scarecroe: Defeated. They should be here soon.

???: Ummm... I'm running out of minions D: AHA! Dark M, go fight them again once Robot Chill is fixed. Count Bleck, send out O'Chunks and Dimentio. Then my assistant can fight them. Then they will come here, according to the script.

??? 2: I'll go- oh wait. You already told them.

''BLAGIDAGAGAGAGA! END TRANSMISSION!''

Chill: HYPER COFFEE PENGUIN FORCE!

The Party has somehow made their way to the Coffee Shop during the transmission.

Johnny: I'm sad...

LMGT: Why?

Johnny: There are only 5 chapters left and we still haven't found Mari- AHHHH!

Johnny runs away from the Fourth Wall.

Fourth Wall: Aww, I missed! :(

The Fourth Wall explodes.

Queen Jaydes: I like gravy with pie!

Penblooe: Why are you here?

Queen Jaydes: ...I dunno.

Queen Jaydes ends her game to get back to Zee Underwear Drawer.

Luvbi: ELLO JELLO!

OK, so, back in teh Coffee Playce...

RING RING!

"Do you like waffles? Totally unrelated to this card btw. -Bro"

Chill: NOOOOOOOOO! I thought I turned off my Puffberry 2.5! D:

PPL on teh E-Card: Hello fri-

Chill deletes the e-card and turns his Puffberry 2.5, so he can't get anymore.

PT: I HAZ DEH FORCE!

Everyone stares at PT. Broseph crashes into the Coffee Shop. Somehow he's still floating.

Broseph: Didja get my e-card?

Broseph crashes through the ceiling again and floats back into space.

GGD: Methinks he stayed in the Space Dimension too much earlier this year.

Penquino: April Foolz! Dats when we met Rookie!

O'Chunks runs across the screen.

Brook: ?

The Party walks outside only to be stopped by Dark M in a HUGE Robot Chill.

Dark M: I calls this one Robot Chill V2! Fair match, eh?

Awesome: Cr-

Everyone except Awesome: KEEP IT G-RATED!

Awesome: Sorry...

Boss: Dark M and Robot Chill V2
Chill: That's one huge robot...

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Robot Chill: BZZT! (60/65)

Chill: Dark M is too high to reach right now. Let's attack teh bot thingie instead!

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Robot Chill: ERROR! FOREIGN OBJECTS DETECTED! (56/65)

Dark M > Dark Pie

Chill: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO! (11/15)

Robot Chill > Fire Breath

Robot Chill burns Chill to a crisp.

Chill: O_O (2/15)

Robot Chill: ERROR. LOADING RANDOMNESS!

Robot Chill loads funny and random Not So EPF files into his system.

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Robot Chill: OW! (51/65)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Robot Chill: BLAH! (47/65)

Dark M > Dark Pie

Dark M drops a Mushroom Soda while he tosses the void. Chill quickly drinks it.

Chill: YAH! ...Darn. (11/15)

Robot Chill > Gear Crusher

A giant gear rolls over Johnny.

Johnny: GAH! (10/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Robot Chill: EEK! SYSTEM OVERL0AD! (42/65)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Robot Chill: OH NOEZ! (38/65)

Dark M > Dark Pie

Chill: AHHHH! (7/15)

Robot Chill > Gear Crusher

Johnny: OW! Hey, there's metal in my flipper! >:( (5/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Robot Chill: URK! (33/65)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Johnny: We're doomed.

Robot Chill: NOOOOOOO! (29/65)

Dark M > Dark Pie

Chill: Ow... (3/15)

Robot Chill > Gear Crusher

Robot Chill misplaces the gear and it bounces into a random igloo.

Penguin by the igloos near the plaza: Why is it always ME?

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Robot Chill: ERRORERROR404 TEHCHILLYVIRUS DOWNLOADED BEGINNING SCAN (24/65)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Robot Chill: ERROR. RESUMING SCAN. (20/65)

Dark M > Dark Pie

Chill: MISSED M- OH NOEZ JONNEH!

Johnny: OW! (1/15)

Robot Chill: SCANNING SYSTEM. c://attack/gc NOT FOUND. FILES BEING DELETED BY VIRUS.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robot Chill: SCAN HALTED. overninethousandvirus.zip DOWNLOADED. LOADING VIRUS INTO HARD-DRIVE. (15/65)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Robot Chill: SCAN RESUMED. SEARCHING FOR c://viruses/tehchillyvirus AND c://viruses//overninethousandvirus.zip! (11/65)

Dark M > Dark Pie

Dark M: Something isn't right...

Johnny: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/15)

LMGT appears.

Robot Chill: ERROR. FILES NOT FOUND. SEARCHING DOWNLOADS.

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Robot Chill: ERROR. RESUMING SCAN. (6/65)

LMGT > Donut Meteor

Robot Chill: ERROR! ALL SYSTEMS HALTED! EXPLODING IN 3...2...1... (0/65)

Dark M: OH SH-

Robot Chill explodes. Dark M falls to the ground.

Dark M: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! (15/15)

Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Chill: OW! Hey, we healed our HP somehow. (10/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Dark M: OW! (10/15)

LMGT > Donut Meteor

Dark M: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (3/15)

Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Chill: Owie! :( (5/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

Dark M: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)

Dark M explodes.

Chapter 21: The Bleck Organization
Kyle: Cool chapter title.

Kyle steps away and the Fourth Wall misses him by a mile.

Fourth Wall: GRR! Why do I keep missing in this story?!?!?

The Fourth Wall gets crushed by Zee 4 Wall.

Zee 4 Wall: HAHAHA! I'm teh new Fourth Wall! I'm just an inverted version but i dont really care.

Fourth Wall: :(

A rock flies across the screen for no reason.

LM96: The story is almost over... :(

Penblooe: Yum potato chips :B

LMGT tackles Penblooe. Christmas music plays. Santa walks by - wait! It's O'Chunks in a Santa Hat and white beard!

O'Chunks: Ho ho ho! Em Santah!

LMGT: No you aren't! *insert potato chip eating sound here*

O'Chunks: ...Gotta go!

O'Chunks runs off. His hat falls off and the snow flies out of his beard. The Christmas music goes away.

RING RING!

Chill got another e-card!

"Don't you just LOVE this? -Jam"

PPL on teh E-Card: Roll over a d-

Chill deletes the e-card.

Chill: I'm tempted to get a new Puffberry... Besides! The 3.0 model comes out this Winter! YAHOO! And Angry Birds: Project R.E.A.L. will be on it too. Kewl.

Penblooe accidentally drops a pretzel.

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats it.

York: Hmmm... Methinks O'Chunks went to the Dojo!

Everyone runs to the Dojo where O'Chunks is busy spraying hot sauce in his face.

O'Chunks: EEEEEEEP! WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE CARD-JITSU SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

O'Chunks eats the hot sauce instead.

O'Chunks: Yummeh ^_^

LMGT hits O'Chunks with an expired chocolate bar.

O'Chunks: OW!

Boss: O'Chunks
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

O'Chunks: OW! (35/40)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

O'Chunks: Oh pickle sticks! (31/40)

O'Chunks > Laugh

O'Chunks laughs.

Chill: That's an atta-

A huge jar of Pickles crushes Chill.

Chill: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww... (5/15)

Chill > Whack With Bagelz!

O'Chunks: GAAAAAAAAH! (26/40)

Johnny > Wigtastic

O'Chunks: Blafh! (22/40)

O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window

O'Chunks throws Chill out the window.

Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/15)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

O'Chunks: EWWWWWWWW! (18/40)

O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window

O'Chunks throws Johnny out the window.

Johnny: EEP! (0/15)

O'Chunks: How ea-

LMGT appears.

O'Chunks: :O

LMGT > Donut Meteor

O'Chunks: ARSEAROFIBYSEOIFYBSNAOI! (11/40)

O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window

LMGT: AHHHHHHH! (0/15)

Penquino appears.

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

O'Chunks: OH NOOOO! (9/40)

O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window

Penquino: GAH! (0/15)

Butterfingers appears.

O'Chunks: O_O

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

O'Chunks: D: (4/40)

O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window

Butterfingers: WEEEEEEEEE! (0/15)

Reeze appears.

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

O'Chunks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/40)

O'Chunks explodes.

Chapter 22: Teh (Kinda) Wilderness Rescue
Reeze: LETS GET 'EM!

Everyone goes to the Wilderness. They all teleport back (including Chill, Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, and Butterfingers) to the Snow Forts.

Chill: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bored.

QUICK VILLAIN TRANSMISSION

???: Whoops! Small miscalculation! Count Bleck, send out Mimi too. BEFORE Dimentio.

''BLAGIDAGAGGGA! END TRANSMISSION!''

LMGT: HYPER COFFEE- oh.

A Whatchamacallit Invasion has begun!

Chill: ?

Dimentios have invaded CP!

Johnny: WHOA!

Penquino: Letz go see!

Jam floats by in the distance. Anyway, when they go outside, there are Dimentio clones EVERYWHERE.

Dimentio Clone #9010: Ahahaa!

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Everyone heads for the hills. They get struck by the lightning.

Awesome: AWW MAN!

They all somehow jump to the Mine Shack.

Mr. L: LALALA

Mr. L trips into the Mine and falls.

Creepier: Hai.

Creepier explodes.

LM96: Random boss cameo place ^_^

Dimentio appears.

Dimentio: Catch me if you can! Ahahaha!

Dimentio flies into the Mine but he runs into Mimi.

Mimi: OW!

Dimentio: Sorry :\

Mimi: It's ok >.<

Dimentio burps.

Mimi: ...Have you gotten into Count Bleck's soda again?

Dimentio: Errr... Bye!

Chill: Ello jello!

Mimi: WHOA!

Boss: Mimi
Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mimi: AAAH! (25/30)

LM96 > !pwn Mimi

Mimi: OH NOEZ! (10/30)

Mimi > Break Robot

Mimi breaks LM96Bot.

LM96Bot: EEEK! *kaboom*

LM96: Now I need to rebuild it >.<

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mimi: Oof! (5/30)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Mimi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/30)

Mimi faints.

Chapter 23: Dimentio Eez Huge Or Not! I'm Confused
Chill: Well... Talk about a wimp '_'

LMGT: IKR?

A catapult shoots the party out of the mine for seemingly no reason.

Red Angry Bird: Haha ^_^

Brook: ...

Penquino: !pwn Brook

Brook: D'oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook lands and squishes Dimentio.

Dimentio: Ow >.< Anyways, I'm going to make a Giant Dimentio out of all these clones! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All the Dimentio Clones come together and make a Giant Dimentio. However, they all fall apart and explode.

Dimentio: ...D'oh O_o

Reeze: Wait how did you fix LM96Bot so fast?

LM96: I'm epic like that :)

Awesome runs into the Recycling Plant with a donut.

LMGT: MINE!

LMGT chases Awesome inside. So does the rest of the party.

Awesome: We gotta think about the environment!

Awesome tosses the donut into the Recycling Machine. LMGT jumps in after it and throws it to Chill.

LMGT: I might end up gettin' recycled, but I saved the donut! BOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :D

LMGT gets turned into a Buoy.

PT: O_o

PT changes LMGT back.

LMGT: Woot ^_^

LMGT rips the donut out of Chill's hands and gobbles it down in one bite.

Dimentio: Chickens!

LMGT: WHERE?!?!?!

LMGT runs over Dimentio looking for the chickens.

Dimentio: AAGH!

Boss: Dimentio
Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dimentio: Ugh, overused :( (40/45)

Brook: Yay I'm the partner :D

Brook > Mall Crusher

Dimentio: Ack! (35/45)

Dimentio > Magic Sparklie Thing

Dimentio shoots a sparkly ball at Brook.

Brook: MUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (6/10)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dimentio: You use that too much, I'll develop an immunity (30/45)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Dimentio: OW! I'm flattened! (25/45)

Dimentio > Magic Sparklie Thing

Brook: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!! (2/10)

Chill: Where's our HP upgrade? >:(

PT: You will get it in the next chapter.

Fourth Wall: HEY!

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dimentio: I seriously need to buy some earplugs :| (20/45)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Dimentio: Oof! (15/45)

Dimentio > Magic Sparklie Thing

Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (0/10)

Brook flings off the screen and gets replaced by LM96. Chill skips his turn.

LM96 > !pwn Dimentio

Dimentio: Waitwut? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dimentio flies off into space.

Chapter 24: The Base Is Found
LMGT: He lied, I didn't find any cheeken :(

Chill: ...

DUN DUN DEE DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

Johnny: Was that really needed?

PT: Yes, the enemy's home base appeared.

Reeze: O_o

York: RAWR! Let's do this!

Drpepper: WITH THE POWER OF DR. PEPPER!

Everyone except Drpepper: ................

Drpepper: What?

They push and shove their way out of the Recycling Plant to the Forest.

Chill: Yup, that's the base alright. The Haunted House.

They go inside and see it has been expanded another story for the final boss! :O

Johnny: Hey, what's goin' on over there?

They see a shadow zapping Dark M over and over.

Dark M: BLAGIDAGGAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGAGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Dark M faints.

???: Mwahahhahack...ACK!! ACK!! Stupid cold :(

Dark M: Ugh...

Dark M gets up but he is Mario.

Mario: What in Antarctica just HAPPENED?

???: I brainwashed you, dummy. It's time for you to meet ???'s assistant...

The mysterious guy steps out of the shadows.

The Party: IT'S DOOPLISS!!!!!!!!!

Mario: OH NOEZ!

Doopliss: MWAHAAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAACK! Hang on, I'll be right back.

Doopliss blows his nose. Does he even have a nose :\

Butterfingers: O_o

Boss: Doopliss
Chill: We break rules 'round here! EVERYBODY BATTAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, Butterfingers, Reeze, LM96, Brook, York, Ben, Awesome, Drpepper, GGD, Fawful, Kyle, and Penblooe all help Chill and Mario with the battle.

Doopliss: Well I have high HP ^_^ (150/150)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!

Doopliss: Ugh. (145/150)

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Doopliss: Oof! (143/150)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Doopliss: Yuckie! (139/150)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Doopliss: AHHH! (134/150)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Doopliss: WHERE AM I?! (132/150)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Doopliss: ... (127/150)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

Doopliss: AHHHHHHH! (117/150)

LM96 > !pwn Doopliss

Doopliss: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (102/150)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Doopliss: Agh! (97/150)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Doopliss: Blagityblagityblagity! (92/150)

Ben > Mallquake!

Doopliss: WHOA! (87/150)

Awesome > iSparkle

Doopliss: Oof! (82/150)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Doopliss: SO COLD! (79/150)

GGD > TV

Doopliss: Ow... (72/150)

Fawful > Mustard of your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

Doopliss: AHHHHHHHH! (62/150)

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

Doopliss: Ooh, pretty...OW MY FOOT! (61/150)

Penblooe > Pile of Chips

Doopliss: Aww! (58/150)

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LMGT eats all the chips.

Penblooe: Two food-obsessed characters :B

Doopliss > Triple Dip n' Copy

Doopliss has three turns! He also copied LM96 which defeated him.

LM96: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)

Doopliss: Wahahaha! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!

Doopliss > !pwn Fawful

Fawful: I HAVE FURY! (0/15)

Doopliss > !pwn GGD

GGD: WHOA! (0/15)

Doopliss > !pwn Reeze

Reeze: OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (0/15)

Chill: Great, he just knocked out LM96, Fawful, GGD, and Reeze, probably our most powerful people. '_'

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doopliss: OW! (53/150)

Doopliss turns back to normal.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Doopliss: YOU SQUISHED MY HAT! >:( (51/150)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Doopliss: Blagity! (47/150)

LMGT > Donut Toss

Doopliss: AHHH! (42/150)

Penquino > That's A Wrap!

Doopliss: D'oh! (40/150)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

Doopliss: Wut deh wut? (35/150)

Brook > Mall Crusher

Doopliss: OW! (30/150)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1

Doopliss: Uh oh... (25/150)

Ben > Mallquake!

Doopliss: Whoa! (20/150)

Awesome > iSparkle

Doopliss: NO! (15/150)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

Doopliss: Blagityblagitygag! (12/150)

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

Doopliss: WTPB? (11/150)

Penblooe > Pile of Chips

Doopliss: Agh! (8/150)

Doopliss > Floppy-Droppy

Chill: EEK SHADOW!

Doopliss drops on Chill.

Chill: Ow! (11/15)

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!111

Doopliss: :( (3/150)

Mario: Time to finish yew off!

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

Doopliss: HAHAHA! (1/150)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

Doopliss: Aww, shoot! (0/150)

A monitor pops up.

???: So, you failed? Mlargle mlargle mleh mleh... Come upstairs if you want to save Halloween... EEEHEEEEHEHHEEEEEEEE!!!

Mario: O_o

Chapter 25: Take It To The Ghost
The Party jumps to up to the second floor using Doopliss as a trampoline.

Mario: Laziness rockz!

Fawful: But how do we of getness into the story of secondness?

Penblooe: You sound funny!

Fawful: Chompy chomp chomp, my friend! :) Whatever that is of meanness. :\

The painting of Prince Redhood falls off.

York: A secret passageway! SHOOP DA WHOOP!

York flies into the passageway somehow. The Party follows her into the super big boss room thing.

Chill: The boss is...is...IS...

PT: Now presenting, King Boo!

Mario: KING BOO! But you haven't been in any stories since the original (Not So) Elite Penguin Force!

King Boo: Neither have the Wikia Crew... All forgotten bosses must make a grand return, no?

Mario: Yew sound too smart for this series :|

King Boo: Whatever, mleh heh heh heh... TIME FOR THE FINAL BATTLE!

Boss: King Boo
Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Boo: Mleh heh heh! Is that all you can do? (995/1000)

Mario: OH EM GEE ITS 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

King Boo: ... (993/1000)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

King Boo: You guys are pathetic. (989/1000)

Fawful: How you of dareness!

LMGT > Donut Toss

King Boo: Agh! (984/1000)

Penquino: I'm tired of this weak attack! SUPER FIST OF THE EGGYNOG: EGGNOG PAUNCH!

Penquino > Eggynog Paunch

King Boo: WHOA! (976/1000)

Chill: 8 damage?!? SWEETNESS!

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

King Boo: Umm... (971/1000)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

King Boo: Yow! (961/1000)

LM96 > !pwn King Boo

King Boo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (946/1000)

Brook > Mall Crusher

King Boo: Blagityblagityblagity! (941/1000)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: Imma firin mah laza BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

King Boo: D'oh! (936/1000)

Ben > Mallquake!

King Boo: I'm floating :|

Ben: Rats >.<

Awesome > iSparkle

King Boo: Ow! (931/1000)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

King Boo: COLD! (928/1000)

GGD > TV

King Boo: Whoa! (921/1000)

Fawful > Mustard of your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

King Boo: O_o (911/1000)

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

King Boo: I don't have a toe, but logic doesn't apply here, so, umm, ow? (910/1000)

Penblooe > Pile of Chips

King Boo: Oof! (907/1000)

LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Chill: We almost did 100 damage :O

King Boo > Swipe

King Boo swipes across the screen.

Penblooe: OH NOEZ! (0/15)

???: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!

King Boo gets shot by a bunch of vines and trapped inside them.

King Boo: What the...

Chill: EXPLORER!

Explorer: I'm not lettin' you guys get game overs! LETS DO THIS!

Explorer raises the party's HP to 20 instead of 15 and joins. King Boo breaks out of the vines.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Boo: Ugh... (902/1000)

PT: I'm too lazy to have them do 1000 damage to him :|

PT shoots King Boo with the Waves of Authoryness.

King Boo: WHAT THE... CHEATER! (500/500)

Chill: Told you guys he was awesome.

Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet

King Boo: Argh! (498/500)

Johnny > Wigtastic!

King Boo: Ow! (494/500)

Penquino > Eggynog Paunch

King Boo: Oof! (486/500)

Butterfingers > Randomness

Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!

King Boo: ... (481/500)

Reeze > Shrimp Pin

King Boo: Agh! (471/500)

LM96 > !pwn King Boo

King Boo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (456/500)

Brook > Mall Crusher

King Boo: Ouch! (451/500)

King Boo gets zapped with more of PT's waves.

King Boo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (400/400)

York > Shoop Da Whoop!

York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

King Boo: Oof... (395/400)

Ben > Mallquake!

King Boo: I'm floating yet I took damage! (390/400)

PT: :)

Awesome > iSparkle

King Boo: Ow! (385/400)

Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill

King Boo: EEK! C-c-cold! (382/400)

GGD > TV

King Boo: Argh! (375/400)

Fawful > Mustard of your Doom!

Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!

King Boo: Oh no! (365/400)

Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!

King Boo: ... (364/400)

Explorer > Vine Blast

Explorer: I hope this attack is "vine" with you!

King Boo: Wow. That. Joke. Is. Terri- OW! (354/400)

King Boo > Swipe

LM96: Ugh... (5/20)

PT: Grr! I won't give up!

PT shoots King Boo some more.

King Boo: Mleh heh heh! Not so super now, eh? (350/350)

PT: GRR! HOW DARE YOU! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: MAJIDE TIME!

PT sucks King Boo into Majide Time.

King Boo: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

King Boo: What was that for?

PT: This place is 1 minute of totally random events and you get punished for saying "are yew serious" but it's so random that you can't not say it!

King Boo: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

Glob: I like frozen chicken, and fried yogurt. Yes. Oh, by the way, Peter Tarantula Piranha is going to play the Elmo's World song! Now I will get back to my frozen chicken, and fried yogurt. Yes.

King Boo: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ROCK!

A few quadillion rocks later...

King Boo: Argh...

PT: 1 minute is up!

PT and King Boo leave Majide Time.

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!

King Boo: Aww :( (95/350)

PT blasts King Boo again.

King Boo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (1/1)

LM96: Let me handle this! !pwn King Boo

King Boo: What the... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

King Boo explodes in space.

Chill: We did it! We saved Halloween!

Epilogue: Credit Time
The credits role with some zany antics by the party.

Penquino: !Supah Pwn! Brook

Brook: DANGIT!

Bowser: SURPRISE!!!!

Mario: EEK!

Mario throws an axe at the bridge Bowser is on.

Bowser: Aw shoot!

Bowser tumbles into the lava.

Peach: Dear Mario I'll be waiting for you on the night of the Star-

Bowser: RAWR! Mario...

Mario: Wut?

Leland Turbo: I'm back!

Finn McMissile: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Chill talks about pencils into his megaphone.

Johnny: WOOOOOOOOO YEAH!

Johnny plays the drums really bad. Klutzy knocks them over. The credits fade away... Huh?

Chill: What's that noise?

KABOOM!!!!!!!!

Final Boss: The King Boo Mech

Chill: Naut again!

Chill > Megaphone

Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

The King Boo Mech: NOOOOOOOOOO! (0/5)

Mario: LOL!!!!

The King Boo Mech falls apart. Some more credits play.

Penquino: AHH FORGET THE CREDITS! I NEED SOME EGGYNOG!

The credits fall off the screen and the story ends...

The End