Stupid Novels: Brook vs. Bro!

Prologue: A Note from Yoshi
Hey! Thanks again for buying my Stupid Novels. Unlike past stories, this one is actually real. If you don't know what Brook vs. Bro means, just go to Yoshi's Film, located next to Penyota.

Chapter 1: The Great Beacon Race
I was at the Beacon at 7:20 A.M. We were getting ready for the first episode of Brook vs. Bro. I was with Bro. Everyone lined up. I ran as fast as I could. Brook hit the telescope. Chill stayed near the light. Then, the race ended. Blue won! It appeared that Chill cheated. Anyways.
 * Bro: Hey Marweeoh!
 * Me: Remember? I changed my name to Yoshi!
 * Bro: Oh yeah.
 * Brook: Today we're gonna do a beacon race.
 * Chill: Do we go yet?
 * Johnny: We're waiting!
 * Bro: GO!!!
 * Lucas: OHYEAH!
 * Brook: Ouch!
 * Chill: I win!
 * Me: Yes!
 * Brook: I will see you with your votes.

Elimination
Back at the Beacon, the green team members cast their votes. Everyone stared at him. LMGT got the royal !pwn.
 * LMGT: Am I late?
 * Brook: LMGT's out!
 * LMGT: AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mini Chapter: Trivia Time!
I went to IRC. Chill, Brook, and bro we're waiting for me. However, I stopped by at the dock. The scoreboard read 2-0. The scoreboard read 3-1. At least I got one point. :P The scoreboard read 4-2
 * Bro: What is the name of LM96's mall before it was demolished?
 * Chill: Island West Mall!
 * Bro: Correct! What was the first mall on the CPSW?
 * Chill: Kur Mall!
 * Bro: Yes!
 * Bro: What is my job at the Mario CP Outlets?
 * Chill: What?
 * Me: Guard!
 * Bro: Correct!
 * Brook: No fair! He works at that mall!
 * Bro: Who is an admin who resigned at October 2011?
 * Chill: CPM!
 * Bro: Correct!
 * Bro: Who inspired me to make Bro Mall?
 * Me: What?
 * Chill: Ben! It's Ben!
 * Bro: Correct! What is the first shop in the CPSW?
 * Chill: Kur Mall?
 * Me: Post Office! Ben's!
 * Bro: Yes!
 * Bro: What was the first forum of the CPSW?
 * Me: Is it E-Mails?
 * Bro: YES!!!
 * Chill: Bro's cheating!
 * Brook: Okay. What was one item from the November 2011 catalog of my mall?
 * Chill: ICY CHEF HAT!
 * Brook: Correct! Green wins!

Chapter 2: Card-Jitsu!
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to go to the Dojo. So, I went on Penguin TV. Skip that part. First, they showed Trivia Time! Anyways, Brook and Bro were at the dojo. Although they couldn't film the battles, this is what Brook said.
 * Announcer: Last time on Brook vs. Bro,
 * Brook: Correct! Green wins!
 * Brook: As mentioned before, green gets an extra point. The final score is Green 3 and Blue 2!
 * All Green Members: Yay!
 * Chill: I would like to save my immunity.

Elimination
All of us went to the beacon. All the green team members arrived. He flew up into the air.
 * Me: I vote Emly!
 * Bro: Me too!
 * Brook: All right!
 * Lucas: Johnny.
 * Emly: Same as Lucas.
 * Johnny: Lucas for voting ME out!
 * Brook: We have a tie!
 * All Members: WE VOTE JOHNNY OUT!
 * Bro: I am sorry, but you must have the royal !pwn.
 * Johnny: Fine.
 * Bro: Ultra !pwn Johnny!
 * Broseph Bot: Okay! Now !pwning Johnny 115!
 * Brook: I will see you guys next week.

Chapter 3: Fire Battle!
I couldn't go in because I am not a member. Anyways, the episode aired. Everyone else on Team Green laughed except Cylly. He wasn't a member!
 * Bro: I have 11 energy!
 * Brook: It's because you stole all of it! !Pwn Bro!
 * Broseph Bot: Translating command. Now !Pwning Brookelas!
 * Brook: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Penquino: Ouch!

Elimination
I stared at the TV screen. Stupid commercials. The show came back on.
 * Announcer: We will be right back with Brook vs. Bro, on Penguin TV!
 * Announcer: Antartican Idol. Tonight at 8, only on Penguin TV!
 * All the Blue Team Members: Penquino is out!
 * Penquino: Aww!
 * Brook: Don't be a baby.
 * Bro: !Pwn Penquino!
 * Broseph Bot: Ok! Now !pwning Penquino1!
 * Penquino: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 4: Water Battle
This chapter has been removed due to swear words. Please go to here instead. We are sorry.

Chapter 5: Beacon Relay
This is the first time I showed up since the CJ match! Anyways, it's Bro's birthday! Cylly also had to go to a bday party. Everyone raced. After two laps, I won. However. Everyone went to the Ski Village. Brook went to the Snow Forts. I ran as fast as I could. Emly was stuck at the beach, while Lucas was RIGHT IN BACK OF ME. We arrived at the Snow Forts. Brook went on. I dipped into the freezing Cove water. Brook followed. Anyways, Emly followed.
 * Brook: Welcome to Brook vs. Bro!
 * Me: Bro wasn't able to make it today.
 * Brook: That's my line! !Pwn MC1!
 * MC1 Bot: Okay! Now !pwning Brookelas!
 * Brook: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Brook: Our special guest is Chill!
 * Chill: Ready, set, go!
 * Chill: Emly won!
 * Everyone Else: WHAT???
 * Emly: MC1 and Bro in blue, Brook and Lucas in yellow, and me and Cylly in aqua!
 * Brook: Yes!
 * Me: Exactly planned.
 * Chill: First one at the cove wins.
 * Brook: GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 * Me: Whew!
 * Brook: Come on!
 * Chill: Brook wins!
 * Brook and I: WHAT???
 * Emly: Did I win?
 * Brook: Nope! Blue and Yellow, I will see you with your votes.

Elimination
We went to Yoshi's Film. This is where most of Penguin City's TV shows are taped. I heard my pPhone rang. So, I opened up Siri. Emly already had 3 votes. She was out! He typed in !pwn Emly. Once again, Brook typed in !pwn Emly. The rest was cut off.
 * Brook: Sick place!
 * Emly: Let's get started!
 * Brook: Cylly!
 * Me: I vote Emly. Cylly had to go to a birthday party!
 * Lucas: Agreed.
 * Me: Read me the latest voicemail from Broseph16.
 * Siri: Here's the latest voicemail from Broseph16.
 * Bro: Hey Brook. I wanna vote Emly out. Oh, and Yoshi, thanks for the card!
 * Brook: Let me open my Text to Word app.
 * Phone: !p w n Emly.
 * MC1 Bot: Command !p w n is not configured.
 * Me: Use my phone.
 * Phone: !pwn Emly.
 * MC1 Bot: Okay! Now !pwning Emlyrose1.
 * Emly: What? What happ-
 * Brook: How did you get it to work?
 * Me: You have a pPhone 4. I have a pPhone 4S.
 * Brook: Oh.

Chapter 6: Not So EPF Igloos
We went to Yoshi's Film to film the (Not So) EPF Trivia. The scoreboard read 2/15. Skip the rest of the trivia. 10 minutes later, we were at the dock. We went inside. Then we went to Chill's. Finally, we went to Brook's house.
 * Bro: All right LMGT and Chill! You will try to get a spot back.
 * LMGT: YAY!
 * Bro: What's the name of Chill's youngest brother?
 * Chill: Chilly!
 * Bro: Yup!
 * LMGT: Gotta go.
 * Brook: Okay! If Chill gets 9/15 points, he's back!
 * Bro: What is the hammer Mario uses?
 * Chill: Blah Blah Blah mallet.
 * Bro: Okay!
 * Bro: What is the story with the last RPG?
 * Chill: Paper Chill.
 * Bro: Is that correct?
 * Brook: Yup! Next one.
 * Bro: Who was the final boss of A (Not So) Spooky Halloween?
 * Chill: King Boo
 * Brook: Yes!
 * Bro: My igloo!
 * Everyone: Nice!
 * Everyone: A bit casual.
 * Me: Is that retro furniture?
 * Chill: Say what?
 * Everyone: Nice.

Voting
Bro's igloo only had one point.
 * Me: !Pwn Bro!
 * MC1 Bot: ERROR
 * Brook: Just leave.

Chapter 7: Stupidity Matters!
We went to the forest THAT SAME DAY. Well, I was pretty bad. I was with Cylly as the bottom two.
 * Bro: Amuse me!
 * Cylly: Okay then.

Elimination
We went to Tom Mall this time. That flight was not worth the trip. Instead of getting !pwned, I went on a helicopter to the airport.
 * Everyone: MC1!
 * Bro: I am so sorry.
 * Brook: Dang it!

Chapter 8: The 1,000,000 Pound Penguin That's Obviously Unable To Race
Maybe that's not true. Anyways, they had to do a small stepping marathon all over CP. Actually, I am now a judge for Brook vs. Bro. Everyone lined up at the beach. Everyone wore anvil hats. They slowly walked. So, they went from the Beach to the Town. Then, they went to the boiler room. They then walked to the Hidden Lake. Once in the forest, they walked to the Stadium. Everyone went to the lighthouse. Brook did a 1 hour speech.
 * Me: Just gonna watch.
 * Brook: Remember to take SLOW STEPS.
 * Brook: I lost.
 * Everyone Else: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
 * Bro: Please sit.
 * Everyone: !Pwn Brook!
 * All Bots: Okay! Now !pwning Brookelas!
 * Brook: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 9: The Epic Pizza
Everyone met at Fresh Eats. The Mario CP Outlets were SUPER crowded! The pizza eating contest began. Brook was voted back in. Cylly was eating a shameful slice of pizza. Everyone at the restaurant cheered. Everyone at the mall clapped. Yes. The competition was heard from the loudspeakers.
 * Chef: I have baked 100 slices of our best pepperoni pizza.
 * Chill: COME ON! I NEED MORE FOOOOOD!
 * LMGT: I wish I were up there.
 * Brook: Yum Yum!
 * Lucas: Come on! Bring in the pizza!
 * Cylly: I'm on a strict diet here!
 * Chef: Stop!
 * Me: Chill ate the most pizza!

Elimination
Chill gets to eliminate one person. Everyone gasped. The rest was cut off.
 * Chill: I choose Lucas!
 * Bro: !pwn Lucas!
 * Broseph Bot: Okay! Now !pwning Lucas9147!
 * Lucas: Cru-

Chapter 10: The Epic Snowball Fight
Everyone met at the Snow Forts. Everyone threw snowballs at each other. Brook and Chill hit each other.
 * Bro: FIGHT!
 * Cylly: Hey! Watch it!
 * Brook: I hit you!
 * Chill: I hit you!
 * Bro: STOP!

Elimination
We went to the Brookelas Mall this time. The rest was cut off.
 * Brook: And, Cylly is out!
 * Bro: !pwn Cylly!
 * Broseph Bot: Okay! Now !pwning Cylly1512!
 * Cylly: What is a !p-

Chapter 11: Beacon Minigames
We lined up. Everyone ran. A check for 150 WB$ was presented. Lots of penguins were there to watch the Mancala match. Brook and Chill thinked. The scoreboard read 0-1. Once again, everyone crowded them. Everyone cheered. The scoreboard read 0-2. When they were competing, Bro and I hit some gongs with snowballs. Back at the CJ match, the camera fell into the lava. It was time for Treasure Hunt. The camera flew away.
 * Brook: All of our eliminated contestants will race the beacon once again!
 * Brook: GOOOO!!!!!!
 * LMGT: I WIN!
 * Brook: Donut wins!
 *  Brook: Everyone meet at the book room.
 * Chill: Umm,
 * Chill: I won!
 * Brook: Now for Find Four.
 * Chill: I win!
 * Brook: CJ Fire!
 * Bro: This is fun.
 * Brook: Come on!
 * Chill: OOH! SPARKLY!
 * Brook: Okay. Chill wins. However, he may NOT win 500 WB$ due to camera errors.
 * Chill: Yes! Wait, what?

Epilogue: Pizza!
So, all of us met at Fresh Eats. We ordered their best pizza. We had a little pizza competition. Wonder what will happen next season.
 * Bro: How about we have an eat off?
 * Everyone Else: Sure!
 * Chill: I won!

The End