Blame it on Broseph

(One day, after almost getting killed by his younger friend, he went to chat with his friends) (After about 2 hours of talking, the police came) (Broseph flies into the air) (on the other side of the island, Broseph is hiding) (Back where the rest were, they were talking to the police still) (They all run to Broseph) (They pull out a TV (They hear the police) (They run into the mountains and hide there) (They all teleport) (They all teleport back to the mountains) (Mario pulls out the TV) (They all went to sleep) (1 hour later, he sees helicopter lights) (Everybody wakes up) (They run to the top of the tallest mountain where no helicopter dare go) (At the police station) (Meanwhile, back at the mountain, they were looking for supplies) (Everybody digs near brook) (Broseph opens it) (They place them off to the side) (Broseph spots O-berries down the mountain) (Broseph climbs to the O-berry branch and takes the berries) (Mario eats them all in 0.001 seconds) (Broseph throws mario to the bottom of the mountain) (They see the police climbing up the summit) (They hop on the sleds and race down the mountain) (2 minutes later, they get to the bottom of the tallest mountain but just barely) (They get surrounded by police) (They get a ride to the police station) (Broseph writes down a potential list of suspects) (They go to Sk8r's place) (They throw open the door and see Sk8r lying dead, in a pile of blood) (They go to Iamred's place which is where he is) (Iamred comes out and speeds away on his quad) (Broseph and Chill speed after Iamred on other quads) (Iamred turns sideways and Chill's quad rams into him and Chill goes flying) (Mario revives chill and Chill wakes up) (Brook points to the top of the volcano) (Broseph pulls up sideways in front of Iamred and he goes flying straight into... Sensei!) (Broseph drives back to his friends) (They see Iamred climbing out of the volcano) (Penquino steals Broseph's quad and runs Iamred over) (Penquino drives back down) (They go to Mario's palace to celebrate) (Brook flies into the air with smoke behind him spelling - )
 * Broseph: Stupid kid...
 * All: >:|
 * Broseph: What?
 * Chill: We told you not to do that!
 * Broseph: I don't have a choice... -______-
 * Police: Broseph16, you're under arrest for racism!!
 * Broseph: O_O !pwn Broseph! Quick!
 * BrosephBot: Ok!
 * Brook: What just happened??
 * Police: He commited multiple hate crimes.
 * Broseph: I never did anything!!!
 * Mario: Bro would never do something like that!!
 * Brook: Yeah!
 * Penquino: Yeah!!
 * Broseph: Oh, hey guys...
 * Chill: We know yer innocent!
 * Broseph: Tell that to the long, flabby arm of the law.
 * Brook: :|
 * TV guy: Broseph16 has been commited of various hate crimes. He is currently on the run from the law along with other friends.
 * Broseph: >:/
 * TV Guy: This just in, Broseph16 has been seen stealing a puffle
 * Brook: What a fake!
 * Broseph: It's the cops! Run!
 * Brook: Are we safe?
 * Penquino: I hope so...
 * Broseph: We are. We need to get to my igloo.
 * Mario: How?
 * Broseph: I dunno. U all agents?
 * All: Yes
 * Broseph: ok, teleport to my igloo.
 * Penquino: Nice move, slick. the igloo's surrounded.
 * Broseph: Crap.
 * Chill: We can't go back there!
 * Brook: Chill's right. We'll have to go to sleep.
 * Mario: I brought a tv.
 * TV Guy: Broseph16 has been spotted killing a penguin! Police have scattered all over the island
 * Chill: O_O
 * TV Guy: Also, He's kidnapped 4 other penguins and is holding them hostage
 * Penquino: That's bull!!
 * Broseph: You're just helping me!!
 * Broseph: Ugg... it's raining... I should stay awake...
 * Broseph: WAKE UP!!!
 * Brook: *Yawn* What?
 * Broseph: A police helicopter! Run!
 * Broseph: We'll be safe here.
 * Officer: Chief, we lost them. They went to the top of the tallest mountain.
 * Chief: Well, go and get em!!
 * Officer: Ok...
 * Brook: I found something!
 * Mario: Itz a box! :o
 * Broseph: It says "Club Penguin quality grade sleds copyright 2005!"
 * Brook: Let's hold on to them
 * Mario: Imma hungreh...
 * Broseph: Right. We need food.
 * Chill: O-Berries? Yuck!!
 * Broseph: If we're gonna live, We'll have to eat them...
 * Broseph: If we can ration these, we should be able to last a couple days.
 * Mario: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 * All: MARIO!!! >:(
 * Brook: Now our food supply is gone and we can't !Pwn you!! >:(
 * Mario: >:)
 * Penquino: I hear something...
 * Broseph: Quick! Get on the sleds!
 * Officer: They're getting away!!!!!
 * Brook: That was close!
 * Police: You're under arrest for:
 * Broseph: Murder, racism, stealing and kidnapping. I did none.
 * Brook: He never kidnapped us!
 * Chill: Yeah!! We're helpin' him!!
 * Police: Oh yeah. But you're under arrest for Murder, robbery and racism!!
 * Penquino: Bull! He never did any of those! He was framed by someone!
 * Police: Oh. We'll take you to the station to figure this out.
 * Police: So, you're innocent?
 * Broseph: Yes. I was snowmobiling when all this happened!
 * Police: Hmmmm... You've never broken the law before. I'll believe you.
 * Brook: Somebody who framed Broseph for THIS must have a HUGE grudge against Broseph...
 * List: Sk8r, Iamred, Ben, UnknownFork
 * Police: Who hates you THE MOST?
 * Broseph: The list is in order -________-
 * Police: Ok... Let's go see Sk8r.
 * Police: We know You're in there, Sk8r!!
 * All: YAY!!
 * Police: Seriously?
 * Chill: Yes.
 * Brook: Since the list is in order, we should go to Iamred next.
 * Police: Ok.
 * Police: Iamred, You're under arrest come out now!!
 * Iamred: HaHa! Suckers!! >:D
 * Broseph: He's not getting away! Not if I have to kill myself...
 * Iamred: Crud...
 * Chill: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *splat*
 * Mario: No!
 * Chill: Phew! Thanks!
 * Penquino: Hey, where'd Broseph go?
 * Mario: They'll be killed!!
 * Broseph: You're not getting away!
 * Broseph: Bye bye (Dead) Sucker!!
 * Chill: Uhh... why did the Fire dojo blow up??
 * Broseph: Never wake a sleeping sensei! :P
 * Penquino: Oh for the love of Billybob!!!
 * Iamred: AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is dead*
 * All: YAY!!!!
 * Broseph: I want to end this with something fun! !Pwn Brook!
 * BrosephBot: Ok!

The End