Startastic MegaMall/Star Library/Kids!

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Chapter 1: AAAAH!
Chill and Bro were walking to Startastic MegaMall.

"So what do you think of Star's new items?" Chill asked.

"Meh... better?" Bro replied. "But he needs to fix non-CP."

"Come to think of it, I have non-CP."

"Yeah... n00b."

"I'm not a n00b, you are!"

"No you are!"

"You!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "Y-"

"SHUT IT ALREADY! YOU'RE BOTH N00BS!"

It was Brookelas. Apparently he was annoyed. "Anyway, where are you guys going?"

"Oh, to visit Star. Wanna come?" Chill said.

"Sure."

Time Transition to Startastic MegaMall

"What the heck?!" Chill said. The area was filled with chaos.

"Lake Monsters, Kyders, etc. etc. etc., look, there's Phantom!" Brook said.

"How do you know the names of them when you've never seen them before?" Bro asked.

"Secret," Brook replied.

Cylly, CK, Welcome, RHFan, and Mario caught up to them. "What's going on?" CK asked.

"We don't know yet. Let's get a closer look!" Bro answered.

The eight approached Phantom. "What're you doing?" Welcome asked.

"Nothing, just CAUSING MASSIVE CHAOS IN REVENGE FOR BLACK PHANTOM!" Phantom replied maniacally.

Cylly held up an SIA trap activator. (Which usually means "I'm going to arrest you".)

"Not so fast!" Phantom said. He shot Cylly with a ray gun, followed by the others. Laughing evilly, he left to cause more chaos.

"He's getting away!" RHF said.

"No chance!" Mario replied.

The eight chased Phantom, but Phantom was faster. He escaped easily.

"Well that's weird. We should be faster than this," Brook said.

"Totally. I dunno... this is probably half our speed, but why?" CK added.

"Guys, look over there..," Welcome said.

Seeing their reflection through a window, they gasped, and then broke out.

"AAAAH!" Chill screamed.

"GAAAH!" Bro yelled.

"WHAT THE SCALLOP?!" Brook shouted.

"OH MY GOSH!" Cylly exclaimed.

"WHAT ON EARTH?!" CK screamed.

"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" Welcome protested.

"WHAT IS GOING ON?!" RHFan yelled.

"WAHT?!" Mario shouted.

"We're- we're..," Chill started.

"KIDS!" they all finished.

"What could've happened?" CK thought.

"It's possible it was the effect of Phantom's ray gun," RHFan said.

While they were still surprised, a group of rescue squad members took them to S-Mart, where most of the people were.

"You kids stay here," one of them said before placing them in an indoor playground.

"Ugh, this is really awkward," Brook said.

"At least people will understand. We're not adults anymore," Welcome said.

"My mustache is gone" Mario commented.

"I hope this doesn't mean we have to grow up all over again," Cylly said. "Being a kid is really hard."

"IKR. There's school, nobody takes you seriously, and..," Mario gasped. "NO MORE BUSINESS!"

"Maybe Star will know what to do," Cylly said.

"Maybe. Problem is, how will we get to the Startastic MegaMall?" CK asked.

"Well, we have to find a solution quick. Phantom's still out there," RHFan noted.

"Maybe we could sneak out?" Bro suggested.

...Which didn't work so well. There were safety guards everywhere and the doors were locked.

"So anyone have any good ideas?" Brook asked.

"Well, there is one way," Chill said as he pulled out a remote. "Everyone put one hand on this."

"We don't have hands! We're penguins!" Welcome said.

"Whatever," Chill replied.

As the others placed a flipper onto the remote, Chill pressed the button and they teleported.

Chapter 2: The Secret Chill Garage
The eight arrived at a hidden area of Chill World.

"I present to you the Secret Chill Garage!" Chill said. "Totally epic prototype cars that are too epic to sell!"

The others were amazed at the millions of cars in the SCG. "How are we supposed to choose?!" CK asked.

"Wanna see the automated catalog?" Chill said. He pressed another button on the remote which lowered a screen down.

Cylly came and looked at the list. "Hmm, I don't think the C1s will do. Too small, less speed, etc. etc. etc. And neither will the E2s or G3s. Maybe R4s will do but I don't think it will do well against Phantom's army."

"We really need a good weapon," RHFan said.

"Guys, I found a really good one!" Mario shouted.

The others caught up to Mario, who was standing beside a huge monster truck. "Oh, you found this? It's the TACTZ9," Chill said.

"Tact Z9?" Bro asked.

"Yeah, you know, Totally Awesome Chill Truck Z9," Chill replied.

"What makes this so 'TA'?" Brook asked.

"Jet engine, super bazookas, flame spewing headlights, monster spikes on the wheels, speed a maximum of 9001 mph, diamond-hard metallic body, top seat warmers, and my favorite, free snack dispenser!" Chill explained.

After finding out about all the details of the TACTZ9, everyone agreed that this would be the best.

Thought this would get along easily, didn't you? WRONG! More problems occurred due to the fact that the TACTZ9 was so huge and they were now kids. "Uhhh... how do we control this thing?" CK wondered.

After pondering for some time, Welcome came up with an idea. "We can all take roles."

Chill steered, Bro managed the bazookas, Brook pushed the accelerator, Cylly pulled the lever, CK pushed the brakes, Welcome pressed buttons and RHFan was lookout. "Let's do this," Chill said. Brook and Cylly started the truck and they were off!

Bro and Welcome blasted any villain RHFan could see. Any villain that wasn't blasted was knocked out painfully by the monster spikes.

"Nice run guys! We'll be there in no time- CK, BRAKES!" RHFan yelled.

CK quickly tackled the brakes.

Too late.

The TACTZ9 ran into the Startastic MegaMall, making a giant hole in the side of the mall.

"I said, brakes!" RHFan said.

"Hey, at least I tried," CK replied.

"Star, did you hear that?" They heard Richperson's voice in the distance.

"Sure did. Sounds like some crazy monster truck just rammed into the mall."

"Should I get the ESPF?"

"Nah, not now."

Star went over to them. Looking at them closely, he figured out the truth. "Guys... what's happened to you?"

Chapter 3: The Real Journey has yet to Begin
"Interesting," Richperson said. "How did this happen again?"

"Phantom's ray," Cylly replied.

"Whatever effect it had, it turned us into kids," Brook added.

"Let's see... it appears the molecules in the ray had a scientific effect that reversed the clock on you which caused the years to go back which made you younger," Richperson said.

"So how do we return to normal?" Chill asked.

"Assistant!" Richperson said. His assistant came with his science book for 9001th graders. "There's only one cure that can work. Logic Undo Reverter."

"-Which only the Lollipop Mall has," Star noted.

Time transition as a scientist goes to Lollipop Mall to get the LUR

The scientist came back rather quickly. "The Lollipop Mall is locked!" he said.

"Locked?" Star asked.

Time transition as the ten and the scientist go to Lollipop Mall

"This isn't something I have ever studied," Richperson said.

They heard a evil laugh in the distance. It was Phantom!

"Losers! My evil skeleton key has locked that mall and I have sent it to another universe!" he said.

"Another universe?" Bro asked.

"Yeah, you know, the Custom Hero Factory one! -Wait, maybe I said too much. Anyway, YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK TO NORMAL! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Phantom disappeared.

"How are we supposed to get that key?" RHFan asked.

"Luckily Phantom chose the wrong place. I've got some characters there that can help," Star said.

"Second problem- how are we supposed to get there?" Welcome asked.

"Craaaap," Star said.

Time transition as they return to STMM

"Well, here it is," Person said after searching the lab. "The Dimension Traveler."

"Why didn't you ever tell me you had that?" Star asked.

"Hey, I've got personal things too."

Person flipped a switch on, typed something into his laptop and pressed a button. The Dimension Traveler opened up a portal that probably could only be entered by kids.

"Sorry, miscalculation," Richperson said.

Star got on his computer and began typing a message.

"So only we can enter this portal?" Chill asked.

"I'm afraid so," Richperson said.

"As long as I can get back into my Gangnam Style body, I'm up for it!" Welcome declared.

The eight entered the portal.

Chapter 4: Not Familiar
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" they all yelled as they landed headfirst into the ground.

"'Zat iz called a Fazeplant," some random guy said.

"We seriously have to bring parachutes next time," CK said as he got up and dusted himself off.

"Guys, I think we're being spied on," Bro alerted.

Sure enough, they could see a figure undercover. RHFan walked closer, but stepped back when he saw another. Cylly pointed out two more.

"I hope this place isn't infested by flying piranhas with chameleon tongues..," Mario said, creeped out.

Chill slapped Mario, although not as hard (because it wasn't possible). "Those don't exist!"

"I think they're talking," Brook noted.

Sure they were. In the distance, two of the figures were whispering to each other so they wouldn't hear. "Meleka, why are we doing it like this? They're just a couple of kids!" one said.

"I don't know," replied the other.

"Ugh, you've been watching too much sci-fi."

"Does sci-fi even exist here?"

"No, it doesn't. Now stop playing around! Seriously!"

"Okay. I hope I can do this properly..."

One of them shot a rope which caught the eight and pulled them back. "ALIEN ATTACK!" Mario screamed.

Everyone slapped him. "Here, we are the 'aliens'!" Brook said.

They were fully pulled over, where they saw the figures who had taken them. "Listen," one of them said. "You can't be in plain view here. The citizens of Makuhero City take creatures from other universes seriously."

"As in 'painful experiments'," said the other.

"So how can we get through without being caught?" Chill asked. "All different kinds of disguises are still back in our universe."

"Meleka, do you still have that bag you use to take things to the Factory?" one asked.

"Definitely, Flast," Meleka replied.

"Hey, Meleka. You still moving things?" Siege asked when he passed him.

"Yeah, just a little left," Meleka replied.

Siege shrugged and went on.

AND GUESS WHAT (or who) WAS IN THE BAG.

"This is uncomfortable," CK said. He accidentally placed his foot on Brook.

"More uncomfortable than being painfully being experimented with?" RHFan asked.

"What did you say...?" Welcome wondered, confused.

"Ugh, nothing," RHFan replied.

Time Transition as Meleka and Flast take the eight out of Makuhero City

Meleka placed the bag down (which, unfortunately, rammed Brook's head to the ground, followed by CK flying into Chill whose party hat flies off which covers Mario's eyes who collapses on everyone), and opened it. "You okay?" he asked.

"Warn us first next time, okay?" Chill said as he went over and took his hat back from Mario.

"Now that we're out of Makuhero City, we can get to the place Star told us," Flast said.

Skip the boring walking

"This is it. The Mountain of Darkness," Meleka said.

"THAT'S where the skeleton key is?!" Bro asked.

"I AM GOING TO DIE," CK yelled.

Meanwhile at Startastic MegaMall

"Hey Star, have you seen my Dimension Traveler?" Person asked.

"No," Star replied.

"I'm sure I left it here somewhere-" Richperson saw the door open.

"WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?!?"

Phantom has taken the Dimension Traveler and is heading for the Mountain of Darkness to retrieve the Skeleton Key!

Chapter 5: A Mountain of Impossible Height
"We have to climb that mountain?!" Bro asked.

"As long as you want to return to normal, yes," Flast replied.

"Rather unfortunately, the Mountain of Darkness cannot be accessed by a Makuhero Citizen or even a hero. Crud, still," Meleka noted.

"We need to get up there to continue our business," Welcome said. "Let's start climbing."

Time Transition: 20 minutes later

"Ugggggh..... are we there yet?" CK asked.

"No... we only made it to 1/4 the height..," RHFan replied.

"So basically we need to climb for an hour... starting from now?" Chill checked.

"Yeah..," Cylly answered.

From the distance, Meleka and Flast noticed Phantom heading toward the mountain. "Should we alert them?" Flast wondered.

"How?" Meleka asked as he tried firing a Golden Arrow, which was bounced off by the barrier.

"Got an idea," Flast said. "I recently installed an extension for my Fire Blaster. This will make the shot explode on impact."

"Nice. Do it quick!"

Flast fired into the sky and the shot exploded right next to Phantom. "GAAAAH!" Phantom yelled.

The eight looked over. "It's Phantom!" Mario said.

"Go, go, GO!" Chill shouted. They all panicked and climbed at twice or thrice their speed. (If that's even possible.)

Phantom tried to shoot them with his ray gun, but they were too small. "Argh! Useless gun."

Time Transition: Almost there

The wild goose chase continued as all nine were at their full speed.

"We need more speed!" Brook said.

"ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!" the other seven remarked.

"I have an idea!" RHFan said.

Quickly listening to his plan, they all formed a pyramid where they would switch if they got too tired. This got them faster to 50 mph.

"10 zeconds later..," the French Narrator said.

"WE MADE IT!" Welcome yelled.

"Quick, grab the key!" Cylly said.

When the eight approached it, the mountain opened up and they fell in!

"AAAAAAH!!!!!" they all screamed. The mountain closed.

Phantom grabbed the key and descended the mountain.

Chapter 6: Curse of Darkness
The fall felt like it wouldn't end. Because it wouldn't.

"How long do you think this fall will go?" CK asked.

"Ditto... 9001 yards?" Cylly replied.

FACEPLANT

"Okay, I was wrong," Cylly said.

"Anyone feel a case of deja 'vu?" Chill said as he grabbed a rock and threw it at the French Narrator.

"We need to get outta here!" Mario said. "Let's do it the old fashioned way... PANIC!"

Everyone panicked and they all ran in different directions. Bro bumped into Brook who accidentally tripped CK who fell on Chill who mistakenly butt-slapped RHFan who sat on Cylly who kicked RHFan into Welcome who tackled Mario who hit a wall which opened a door.

"Not pretty," Bro said.

"But effective," RHFan replied as he got up and dusted himself off.

Brook went over to a window. "What do you see, Brook?" Welcome asked.

"Uh, I see bricks."

"We're shorter. Let's just use the front door," Chill said.

"A Gift Shop?" Cylly pondered. "Wait, this must be... A TOURIST TRAP."

"A trap? What trap?" CK asked. A cage barely missed him. "Okay I see what you mean. AAAAAAAH!"

Everyone started running out screaming. But there was no escape. They were stuck there.

Meanwhile, back at Makuhero City

"ALL HEROES REPORT TO MISSION CONTROL."

Code red, Makuhero City was under attack by Phantom! He'd used the Dimension Traveller to call in his own army. "I WILL TAKE OVER THIS PLANET, AND WITH THIS TRAVELLER I WILL CONQUER EVERY UNIVERSE IN THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

"I hope those kids aren't in some big problem like us," Meleka said.

Dulti came by. "Aren't you two going to Mission Control like the others?" he asked.

"Oh sure, we're going," Flast replied.

Time Transition to Mission Control (Oh and skip the boring commands.)

"Let's go, Zeta Team." Duska, Zeta Leader, led the Zeta Team to their positions. "Meleka, take the high ground. Sini, Firal, sabotage the army on Hero Pods."

The battle begun. With the enemy side much more powerful than they had ever experienced, the heroes were risking their lives in the fight. Flast's Fire Blaster was running out of energy, Blasen's guns were nearly broken and Dulti's dual sword was worn out.

Up above the Hero Factory Roof, Meleka had more problems. Kyders were climbing up while Black Devils and Hurricane Wizards struck from above. This was going to be harder than they thought.

"Meleka, behind you!" Firal alerted. Sure enough, a Black Devil was behind him and shot him down. Kyders immediately dropped down and attacked him with their pincers. Meleka's limbs were damaged and his crossbow was destroyed. He could barely walk.

Flast quickly aided him. He grabbed a pair of samurai swords to combat the villains. He still had to stay put. There were way more than he could usually handle, but he had to do his best to protect his friend. A Hurricane Wizard crushed his left shoulder pad and some Kyders disabled his legs. He was now fighting legless. He was dying.

Whoa whoa, waaay too serious there.

Still, everyone panicked. Until Bro stopped the madness. "WAIT A MINUTE. This kind of stuff won't solve anything."

"Then what else do we do?" Chill asked.

"Uhh..," Bro thought. He picked up a rock and threw it. Suddenly, it blew up.

Mario smiled. "Ka-boom?"

"Yes... ka-boom."

Merging scenes

Back at Hero Factory, the heroes were going down quickly. Then suddenly...

KA BOOM

The cursed Mountain of Darkness blew up into a million pieces. Most of the pieces beat up some villains.

While all the chaos was going on, Cylly slipped a few rocks in his pocket. Just in case.

Chapter 7: The Chase is On
The heroes were recovering from the damage thanks to the explosion. "Look, Phantom's escaping!" CK said.

Sure enough, Phantom had opened the Dimension Traveller and was heading for another universe. "We can't let him do any more damage!" RHFan replied.

Then something hit Mario straight in the head- a pair of Hero Cuffs. On it was a note attached by Flast. "Throw these at Phantom to capture him, but only when you've defeated him."

"Let's do this!" Chill shouted. The chase was on.

Dimension Transition (wow that's new)

"Where are we?" Chill asked.

"Bad Piggies universe..," CK replied.

"LOOKOUT!" Mario shouted. A huge machine was coming their way!

"I didn't know something that big could be made in Bad Piggies," Bro said.

"It can't..," Cylly muttered.

"RUN!" Welcome yelled.

At a closer look, the machine contained 253 crates of TNT.

"THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA!" Mario screamed. Everyone slapped him. "NO! THIS IS A POPULAR ROVIO GAME!" they replied.

The machine immediately exploded on impact. Somehow the eight were unharmed.

A pig came by. "Have you guys seen my car?"

"Uhh..," the eight pointed to the destroyed car.

"Crud," the pig said. He took out a few dollars from his pocket and went to a mechanic.

"Look! Dimension Traveller!" RHFan said.

They ran over ASAP and jumped into the portal.

Dimension Transition

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