Dr. Borinpantz's Return

Chapter 0: The Book of Sealed Stuffs
There was once a book.

A book so powerful it could seal things in it.

It was known as the Book of Sealed Stuffs.

Nobody knows who created the book, but nobody actually cares.

So know that you know the Book of Sealed Stuffs is awesome you can continue reading!

Oh yeah and Chill found the Book of Sealed Stuffs.. somewhere... we don't know where he found it... he just found it... yeah...

Chapter 1: A Normal Day
Chill: I'm so bored today...

Mario: BLAGIGAGAGAGAGAGAG UNZIP COSTUME!

Mario unzips his costume revealing him to be Dr. Borinpantz

Chill: Um... who are you?

Dr. Borinpantz: I'm Dr. Borinpantz! You haven't heard of me?

Chill: Nope

Dr. Borinpantz: YOU HAVEN'T READ THE TITLE OF THE STORY?!

Chill: Uh... no

Dr. Borinpantz: Anyways I'm here to do stuff thats bad so I can make you sad and stuffs

Chill: I'm too lazy to go on a adventure right now though D:

Dr. Borinpantz: TOO BAD! I KIDNAPPED THE REAL MARIO SEE?

Mario: Hai Chill! This guy was offering FREE PIE!

Chill: YOU WERE GIVING OUT FREE PIE AND DARE NO OFFER ME ANY?!

Dr. Borinpantz: ... Yes

Chill: OH IT'S ON NOW!!!!

Chill gets out the Book of Sealed Stuffs and seals Dr. Borinpantz inside it

Chill: That was a short story!

Chill tosses the Book in a bush somewhere

Salt: Law law law law-OOH A COMPLETELY HARMLESS BOOK!

Salt opens the Book of Sealed Stuffs and accidently frees Dr. Borinpantz

Dr. Borinpantz: Why thank you!

Salt: MUST. READ. BOOK.

Dr. Borinpantz slaps the Book of Sealed Stuffs out of Salt's hands

Dr. Borinpantz: BOOKS ARE BAD FOR YOUR MIND! JOIN ME AND WE WILL CONQUER ALL!

Salt: ...Who are you?

Dr. Borinpantz: Doesn't matter!

Salt: So? I wanna know!

Dr. Borinpantz: ...

Dr. Borinpantz kidnaps Salt and runs off somewhere

Mario: Hey Chill, have you seen Salt?

Chill: No, why?

Mario: He owes me 5 WB$ is why >:|

Mario sees Salt being kidnapped by Dr. Borinpantz

Mario: Heey Chill... your brother Salt just got kidnapped...

Chill: Meh... I'm too lazy to go on a adventure... MOM, SALT GOT KIDNAPPED AGAIN!

Chill's Mom: OH NO HE DOESN'T!

Chill's Mom gets kidnapped by Dr. Borinpantz too

Chill: ...

Mario: ...

A Random Puffle: ...

Toad: TOAD IS THE BEST!

Toad explodes

Chill: DAD, MOM AND SALT GOT KIDNAPPED!

Chill's Dad: >:O Oh no they won't!

Dr. Borinpantz taps Chill's Dad's shoulder

Chill's Dad screams like a little girl

Chill's Dad faints and gets kidnapped by Dr. Borinpantz

Chill: ...

Mario: At least Chilly is still here!

Chilly: :D

Chilly gets kidnapped by Dr. Borinpantz too (Oh boy I bet you didn't see that comming...)

Chill: FINE We'll save them...

Mario: CHASE HIMM!!!!!!!

Chill and Mario chase Dr. Borinpantz to Polo's Field, where their amazing adventure began!

Chapter 2: Polo's Field
Mario: Weird it has signs all over the place saying "No Trespassing" and "Polo Mark's Property"

Chill: Let's ignore them...

A Crazee Cao comes out of nowhere

Crazee Cao: BLAGIGARBLARGIGAGAGAG END TRANSMISSION!

Crazee Cao slaps Chill and Mario with

Crazee Cao: WHERE DID YOU PUT MY BURRITO? TELL ME NOW!!

Chill: In my mouth :)

Chill spits out what's left of the burrito (3 crumbs)

Crazee Cao: ......

Mario: :S

Crazee Cao: YOU MAEK CRAZEE CAO ANGRY!! GR!!

Crazee Cao charges at Chill and Mario

RPG Battle: Crazee Cao
Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Crazee Cao: OWIE! (4/5)

Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Mallet

Mario used the Blah Blah Mallet as firewood for the winter!

Mario: ...I forgot I did that..

Mario > Attacks > Pie Throw

Crazee Cao: OW!! (2/5)

Crazee Cao > Special > Eat grass

Crazee Cao eats some grass

Crazee Cao: Yummeh (5/5)

Chill: :O

Chill > Items > Badges > Hey Everybody It's Chuggaaconroy!

Chill's Attack Power has been raised by 5

Chill: :3

Crazee Cao: :O

Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Mallet Away

Mario used the Blah Blah Mallet for firewood in the Winter!

Mario: I miss mah Blah Blah mallet Q.Q

Mario > Attacks > Attempt to Stomp it

Mario jumps up and faceplants in some mud

Crazee Cao: YAY MY TURN

Crazee Cao > Attacks > Meow

Crazee Cao: Meow :3

Chill and Mario got confused!

Crazee Cao I WANT MY BURRITO BACK

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Chill pokes Mario due to confusion!

Mario: OWIE (40/50)

Chill: Sowwie

Mario > Attacks > Craft

Mario gathers some wood...

...

Mario has no tools to craft with!

Mario: :|

Crazee Cao > Attacks > Crazeenezzz

Crazee Cao: AAAAAAARRRGGGUUHHHHHHHH

Chill: >.<

Crazee Cao slaps Chill and Mario with pizza 10 times

Crazee Cao 's attack raises by 1 for the next turn

Chill and Mario snapped out of confusion

Chill: OW (40/50)

Mario: OWIE (30/50)

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Pokes

Crazee Cao: OWCH (0/5)

Crazee Cao faints

Chill: Yay

Chill and Mario gained 1 epic point

Crazee Cao drops 10 pizza slices

Mario: PIZZAAAAAAAAA

Mario takes 5 slices of pizza

Chill takes the other 5 slices

Chill and Mario keep wandering around the field

Baasleep: Baa

Baasleep sleeps under a little tree

Chill: Shhh

Chill and Mario both slowly walk past the sheep until Mario stepped on a twig

Baasleep wakes up

Baasleep: BAAA!

Chill and Mario jump into a bush, but Chill pushed Mario out

The Baasleep suddenly transformed into a Bulleep

Bulleep: BAAAA >:(

Bulleep charges at Mario

Mario steps away

Bulleep hits the bush

Chill: OW

Bulleep: BAAA >:(

Chill falls down a pit

Chill: Ow... 6_9

Bulleep tackles Chill from below

RPG Battle: Bulleep
Chill: Meep...

RPG Box: Also did you know you can RUN from battles, Chill? If so I'd try now!

Chill: Not you again >_<

RPG Box: I'm trying to help you :|

Chill: Oh why don't you shut up before I seal you in the Book of Sealed Stuff :|

Chill > Strategies > Run Chicken Out

Chill runs, but he trips on some random twig and fails to escape

Chill: It's official, twigs are evil T_T

Bulleep > Attacks > Bull Charge

Bulleep charges at Chill and hits him directly

Chill: >.< (35/50)

RPG Box: Did you also know you can BLOCK or DODGE attacks?

Chill: SHUT. UP. YOU. STUPID. BOX!

RPG Box: I'm just helping you out :(

Chill: Wateva

Chill > Summon Partner

Chill pulls out a giant book and looks through it

Chill: Hmmm... I need to organize this better

Chill > Summon > Herobrine

Chill stares at the clouds

Herobrine lands in the direct line of fire

Bulleep > Attacks > Takeoff

Herobrine: Huh?

Bulleep charges but misses and hits Herobrine instead, knocking him out of the area

Chill: ...

Buleep gets angry and turns red

Chill > Items > Building Blocks

Chill throws building blocks at

Bulleep has no effect

Bulleep > Special > Knock Out Charge

???: OH NO YOU DOESN'T

Mario smacks Buleep in the head with a hammer with a sheep picture on it

Bulleep falls asleep and transforms back into a Baasleep

Chill: Jeesh.. C'mon let's get out of here

Mario: Otay

Chill > Strategies > Run

Chill: Guess wut?

Mario: Wut?

Chill: There's two sections in The Book of Sealed Stuffs! The first is the stuffs we've sealed and the second is sort of like a Wikipedia for the enemies we've fought!

Mario: Kewl

Chill: So here we haz...


 * Crazee Cao
 * Max HP 5
 * It's a crazy cow. It doesn't really do much besides being crazy. They also like burritos, to slap you with pizza and can confuse you by acting like a cat.


 * Baasleep/Bulleep
 * Max HP: 100
 * It's an insane bull... sheep... thing. It has two forms, one for attacking and another while it sleeps. It usually sleeps a lot but it gets mad if you wake it up.

Mario: ...This has to be the smartest thing in existance...

Chill: I know right...

Mario: By the way Chill, I got a new mallet! I call it... The Blah Blah Blah Mallet 2.0! It haz powaz unlike the last one

Chill: POWAZ?

Mario: Yup! So if I do this...

Mario turns a switch to a sheep image and the Blah Blah Blah Mallet suddenly turns purple

Mario: And they I wack somebody, they'll fall asleep! And if I do this...

Mario turns a switch to a fire image and the Blah Blah Blah Mallet suddenly turns red

Mario: ...if I were to smash something or wack someone, fire will come out! It also has an ice, water, electric and uhh...

Chill: Does it have a slappy thingy?

Mario: Yep!

Chill: Kewl

Mario: Even a punch mode!

Mario turns switch to punch mode and presses a button to make a hand come out and punch a tree

A little bird falls from the tree

The Bird: Q.Q

Chill: BIRDIE!! CAN WE KEEP IT? HUH? CAN WE?

Chill squeezes the bird, but it escapes and runs off to a house

Chill: Aww...

Mario: CHASE IT!!!!! I hope that house has pie :3

Herobrine comes out of nowhere and starts skipping around and being stupid

Herobrine: HI GUYS

The sleeping Baasleep wakes up suddenly

Herobrine: Hey, where are you guys going? Wait up!

Herobrine trips on nothing

Bulleep charges at Herobrine and knocks him 9001 miles away

Bulleep falls asleep again

Mario knocks'

Mario: Hello? Anyone home?

The door creaked open. Chill and Mario slowly entered the house with a bad feeling

Chill: I have a bad feeling about this

Mario: Me too...

Mario and Chill wandered around looking for somebody until..

Mario: HEY LOOK! A KITCHEN... with cake... bleh....

Mario throws the cake on the wall

Mario: FRIDGE!!!

Mario opens the fridge to see a goldmine of pie

Mario: PIE :D

Mario takes all the pie and starts shoving it in his face

???: HEY YOU TWO!

Mario: ...Yeah?

Chill licks the cake off the wall

???: You're not suppose to be here

Chill: The door was open so we came in

???: I've seen something a bit WRONG around here recently... first of all all my Baasleeps were angry because SOMEBODY disturbed their napping time! All my wood was GONE! And my favorite mallet has gone missing!

Mario: ...

Mario hid the Blah Blah Mallet 2.0 behind his back

???: ...Even my little pet birdie Chirplett has gone missing

Chill: We followed Chirplett here...

???: ...And now you two are here to STEAL MY FOOD?!

Chill: By the way I think I know where your favorite mallet is

Chill appears to be looking at Mario but is really looking in Mario's direction.

Chill runs to the other side of the room and picks up an old dusty mallet

Chill: Is it this?

The mallet snaps off the handle

Chill: Man you must've used it a LOT

???: '''YOU BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU!!!'''

Chill: EEK

Chill > Items > Glue > Broken Hammer

Chill: There good as noo :3

???: I'LL STILL GET YOU!!

Chill: EEP

???: AND THIS IS MINE!

??? snatches the hammer from Chill

Chill: Nuuuu

???: I'M POLO MARK, OWNER OF POLO FIELD AND I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU WITH MY BARE FLIPPERS... and maybe my mallet... C'MON CHIRPLETT LET'S GET 'EM!

Boss: Polo Mark
Chill > Summon > Goombario

Chill: GOOMBARIO I CHOOSE YOU!

Goombario: YAY!

Mario > Attacks > Blah Blah Mallet > Fire Smash

Polo Mark: IT BURNS!!! (90/100)

Goombario > Attacks > Tattle

Goombario That's Polo Mark. Max HP is 100. I don't know his attacks because I suck. He owns this house. It's pretty sorry looking, don't you think? He seriously needs to redecorate.

Chirplett > Attacks > Peck > Chill

Chirplett walks up to Chill

Chill bends down and pets Chirplett

Chirplett pecks Chill in his eye

Chill: OWWWWWWWWWW (

Chirplett runs back

Chill: Hold on...

Chill runs off somewhere and puts on an eyepatch

Chill: Okay I'm good

Polo Mark > Mallet > Goombario

Chill's Mind (he had one?): Little does he know I used the cheapest brand of glue ever

Polo Mark attemps to smash Goombario but the mallet turns out to be a punch of ash

Mario: I think I burned his mallet...

Polo Mark: Grr...

Polo Mark > Attacks > Throw Table > All

Polo Mark grabs table and throws it at everybody

Chill: O_O

Chill dodges

The table hits Mario and Goombario instead

Goombario: OW (5/50)

Mario: Ow.... (5/50)

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Polo Mark

Polo Mark blocks the attack and takes half the damage (87/100)

Chill: CHEEEEEEEAP!

Goombario > Attacks > Tattle > Chirplett

Goombario: That's Chirplett. He pecks people and stuff. Oh yeah, he's Polo Mark's bird. He also chirps and flies and does other bird-like things.

Chill: Goombario you aren't a very reliable source of information :|

Goombario: ... I would sooo headbonk you right now...

Mario > Attacks > Eat Pie

Mario recovers 10 HP

Mario: YAYZ (15/50)

Chirplett > Other > Fly

Chirplett flies up high

Polo Mark > Attacks > Squash

Polo Mark squashes Chill, Goombario and Mario

Chill: OW! Lay off the donuts buddy! :| (35/50)

Mario: Q.Q (0/0)

Mario faints and drops Blah Blah Blah Mallet and pies

Chill: YAY STUFF

Chill collects Mario's items

Goombario: X_X (0/50)

Goombario faints too

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Polo Mark

Polo Mark dodges

Goombario > Attacks > Tattle > Goombario

Goombario: That WAS the awesome Goombario. But he's dead now :(

Chill:

Chirplett > Attacks > Sky Dive

Chirplett dives down and snatches Chill's party hat

Chill can no longer use Party Hat Poke or any other Party hat releated attacks!

Chill loses HP every turn without his party hat!

Chill: Oh it's on now :|

Chill > Items > Roaster Toaster > All

Chill shoves Chirplett and Polo Mark inside an oven

Polo Mark: HUH?

Chill turns it on to 9001 degrees

Chirplett: Chirp... (0/1)

Chirplett faints

Polo Mark: CHIRPLETT!!!!!!

Polo Mark: '''GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!'''

Chill: Hey he stole my hat

Polo Mark: POLO UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: And if I recall you were in the oven too Mr. Mark?

Chill kicks Polo Mark into the oven like he should've been

Polo Mark breaks out

Chill: Well he got toasted anyway...

Polo Mark: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

Polo Mark 's Attack raises by 5

RPG Box: Everytime you defeat an enemy you can recall a partner!

RPG Box: Do you want to recall a partner?

Goombario: Yay this is my big chance :D

Chill: I recallz Mario

Goombario: NooooOooOooOOooOOooOOoOOOOOOOOoooOOo

Mario comes back up, but he has no items to attack with

Chill > Attacks > !pwn Jump

Polo Mark: RAGGGUHHHHHHHHHHH CHIRPLETT!!!!!

Polo Mark grabs Chill's foot just before he lands

Polo Mark: YOU WON'T BE DOING ANY STOMPING

Polo Mark swings Chill around and throws him at Mario

Chill: YIP!!

Mario: OUCH... (30/50)

Chill: Hey Hey Polo Mark! Hey Polo Mark Hey!

Polo Mark: SILENCE!!!!

Polo Mark > Attacks > Faceflipper

Polo Mark punches Chill and Mario both

Chill: Ow... Hey! Polo Mark Hey!

Polo Mark: WHAT?!

Annoying Orange: KNIFE!

Polo Mark: HUH? AHHHHHHHH!!!

Polo Mark faints

RPG Box: GAINED 99 Epic Points!

RPG Box: LEVEL UP!

Chill and Mario: YAYZ!


 * To be continued