Chill World/Stories/Detective Chill: Flightless Private Eye Vol. 1

Prologue: An Extra Boring Day at the Office
''Attention readers. The story you are about to read is false. The names have been changed anyway to protect the innocent. Oh wait no they haven't YAYZ!!! Oh yeah, and always remember... KD is the new XD!''

Chill: Law law law... Sonic Generations is so fun! :D

Shy Guy: You don't even have Sonic Generations...

Chill: I CAN PRETEND CA- Wait, what are you doing here?

Shy Guy: I'm the author!

Chill: No you aren't! !pwn Shy Guy

LM96Bot: Command processed. Now !pwning Shy Guy...

Shy Guy: AHHHHHHHHHH!

The Guy With No Name bursts in through the door.

No Name Guy: I have a name, you know...

Shy Guy: Okay, what is it?

Chill: How did you land so fast?

Shy Guy: I dunno.

No Name Guy: Isaac Josephstein!

Shy Guy: Hmm, your name is too long... I wish your name was Smith!

Smith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chill: Anyway, go away. I'm too busy playing Paper Mario: Sticker Star.

Smith: Paper Mario: Sticker Star isn't even released yet...

Chill: I CAN PRETEND CAN'T I!??!?

Chill screams so loud Smith gets sent flying outside of Chill's office.

Smith: Oof!

Smith comes back in.

Chill: I thought I got rid of you. :|

Smith: I've come to report a GAME OVERING!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Chill: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Smith: At the Night Club!

Chapter 1: A Game Overing
Chill and Smith run to the Town. Chill trips over Smith.

Chill: What are you doing here?

Smith: I'm with the press!

Smith shows Chill his card that says "Isaac Josephstein: Club Penguin Times Reporter".

Shy Guy: WHAAAAAAT?

A puff of smoke comes out of the card and it now says "Smith: Club Penguin Times Reporter".

Smith: >_<

Chill and Smith shove each other to get into the Night Club. Actually, Chill does most of the shoving. Anyway, they get in.

Cadence: Arrr, Detective Chill! I'm so glad ye could arrive!

Chill: Ummm...

Cadence: Salutation-

Chill: !pwn Cadence

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Cadence.

Cadence: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Cadence crashes onto the floor and turns back into her usual self.

Chill: What happened?

Cadence: I don't know... We were having this great dance-off and the lights went out and, well, we saw this when they turned back on.

Chill: Hmmm... I know that blonde hair from somewh- JONNEH! Q_Q

Suddenly a blue ball comes out of nowhere and jumps on Johnny and disappears.

Chill: That was weird... Anyway, I'm going to inspect for clues.



Brook: YAYZ! Do you like being !pwned? Well, I have just the thing for you! :D The BROOKBOT!!!

BrookBot: Bzzzrt. Loading systems.

Brook: Yes, you can own your own !pwning bot built by yours truly for just 999.99 WB$! Don't miss out on this great offer, because next week, it will go back up to 1000 WB$!

Audience: *gasp*

Brook: So, call today, at 1-800-PWND! But wait, call now and we'll double your order! That's right, TWO BrookBots for the same low price of 999.99 WB$!

Audience: Ooooooh!

Brook: But wait, order with your credit card and I'll throw in the Frenchishfryish 3000! Just pay extra shipping and handling!

Smith: BUUUUUURP!

10.2 seconds later...

Chill: Y u no say excuse me? !pwn Smith

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Isaac Josephstein.

Smith: WAAAAAARGH!

Shy Guy: :O

Shy Guy attempts to rewire LM96Bot but ends up getting !pwned.

A train crashes through the Night Club with a statue of Link driving it but nobody notices even though it destroyed the wall.

Cosmic Johnny: Eeeeeheeeeheeee!

Chill: You cloned Jonneh! How dare yew!

Boss: Cosmic Johnny
Chill: Are these gonna be are pea gee or wut?

Shy Guy: Yup! ^_^

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Cosmic Johnny: Wargh! (19/20)

Cosmic Johnny > Attacks > Wigtastic

Chill: Swirly *_* (9/10)

Chill > Items > TNT Stick

KABOOM!!!111

Cosmic Johnny: Ack... (14/20)

Cosmic Johnny > Attacks > Drumstick Attack

Chill: Hey! RUDE PERSON ALERT! >:( (8/10)

Chill > Items > TNT Stick

Cosmic Johnny: NUUUUUUU! (9/20)

Cosmic Johnny > Attacks > Cosmic Portal

Chill gets sucked into a huge purple portal and gets shoved back out.

Chill: Oww... (2/10)

Chill > Items > TNT Stick

Cosmic Johnny: OOOOOF! (4/20)

Cosmic Johnny > Wigtastic

Chill: Uh oh... (1/10)

Chill > Items > TNT Stick


 * sizzle*

Cosmic Johnny: Wahaha! You can't defeat me! >:P

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Cosmic Johnny: WHAT?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/20)

Cosmic Johnny vanishes and is replaced with Cosmic Clone again.

Cosmic Clone: How could I lose... Master Herobrine will not be pleased!

Cosmic Clone disappears.

YOU GOT 10 STAR POINTS!

Chill: W00h00!

Smith: Why did you use zeros?

Chill: !pwn Smith

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Isaac Josephstein.

Shy Guy starts freaking out.

Chapter 2: Crimes at the Lighthouse
Johnny disappears and goes to Zee Underwear Drawer.

Chill: I deduce that the culprit is... KNIFE!

Knife comes down and tries to chop Smith but misses, and Chill starts lecturing Knife about missing.

2 hours later...

Chill: And that's why I like candy apples!

Knife: Umm... How did missing get around to candy apples?

Chill: Don't question meh! !pwn Knife

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Knife.

Knife: FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Chill: I'm going to go back to my office and take a nap. :|

Chill goes to his office and falls asleep in his chair. Meanwhile, in Chill's dream...

Chill: Zzzzzzz...

???: Chill...

Chill: Zzzzzzz...

???: Chill! Wake up stoopid!

Chill: Huh? Jonneh?

Johnny: I know who the culprit is!

Chill: Tell meh nao!

Johnny: The culprit is none other th-

Smith bursts in and wakes Chill from his dream.

Chill: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! I was just about to learn who the culprit was! RAWR! !pwn Smith

LM96Bot: Processing command... Now !pwning Isaac Josephstein.

Shy Guy: >:(

Smith: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Smith lands and crashes into the wall and a shelf with Chill's 9001 WB$ glass Orangey Sculpture falls down and the sculpture shatters.

Chill: That cost 9001 WB$ >:|

Smith: Oops! Anyway, Bad news! There's been another game overing at the Lighthouse!



Brook: YAYZ! Do you just LOVE french fries? Well, I have just the thing for you! :D The FRENCHISHFRYISH 3000!!! Yes, you can make your own own french fries for just 999.99 WB$! Don't miss out on this great offer, because next week, it will go back up to 1000 WB$!

Audience: *gasp*

Brook: So, call today, at 1-800-FRYZ! But wait, call now and we'll double your order! That's right, TWO Frenchishfryishes for the same low price of 999.99 WB$!

Audience: Ooooooh!

Brook: But wait, order with your credit card and I'll throw in Lincoln Logs! Just pay extra shipping and handling!

Chill trips over Smith AGAIN on his way to the Beach.

Smith: Stop tripping on me!

To be continued...