Creepyspaghetti/BANDIT: The Tale of the Lost Epic

Once upon a time, there were two EXTREMELY SUPER DUPER AWESOMELY EPIC people. Their names were Hat Pop and Sharkbate. But THEN (DUN DUN DUN!) The Bandit of Creepyspaghetti was jealous of them and their epicness! And that's how the story began...

So one day on le eye are see, Sharkbate and Hat Pop (in their pure epicness) were sitting around with Chill57181, Mario Rk, Snowstormer, Brookelas, and Dps04. But then The Bandit of Creepyspaghetti !pwned Chill, Mario, Snow, Brook, and Dps!!!!!!!!!! And then he used a special potion on Shark and Hat to STEAL all their epicness! He ran away with two bottles filled with epicness as the other five landed. However they noticed Shark and Hat weren't epic anymore.

"Our epicness got stolen :(" Sharkbate said, as the gang ran off and came back in pink jumpsuits, and Hat giggled. "We were out of the other colors," Chill said, "so we had to go with pink." So they ran off while singing their stupid theme song.

9001 hours later they found The Bandit of Creepyspaghetti, but now his name was The EPIC Bandit of Creepyspaghetti, in caps because he had two bottles of epicness. So Brook tickled him and all the epicness came off and they gave it to Shark and Hat. "Ooooh, spooky," Dps said, "I feel sorry for the reader of this creepyspaghetti."

The end!