Creepyspaghetti/Die Pie!

Once upon a time, there was a pie. His name was Pie. Creative, isn't it? Anyway, he was in his bedroom and reading (Not So) Elite Penguin Force stories on his computer. While reading them he heard two voices simultaneously say, "WE'RE COMING FOR YOU PIE!!!!!". So Pie, because he's a chicken, ran to his bed and hid under the covers. And then, Chill and Mario jumped out of the computer screen, and ate Pie! The pie tin was sooooo mad, so he chased Chill and Mario out of town, and the three of them all got ran over by a dump truck.

THE END!